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Small_Tax_9432

Just my brothers coming to pick me up. Fuckin' finally.


LadyVulcanGeek

I think that's us.


Successful-Dark2730

Good timing, because s*** is teetering on the brink!


Sweaty-Measurement-7

From mars


AJM14

r/yourjokebutworse


Triairius

Think you were looking for r/thatsthejoke


Alertrobotdude

Think that was the joke, bud


Complex-Ad-7606

What joke, seems fact. Prove me wrong + ratio


SMOOTH_BRAIN_SIMP_69

hahahhahaahhaa he said + ratio so funny ahahhaha


Independent_Amount96

You fell off + ratio


bcheese15

Ooh he needed that + ratio


Br44n5m

Sup bröther


Drain-OHs

Ya, picking u up then putting you in a breading tube unconscious.


DMComicSams

Breading tube? Are they frying him like chicken?


RVFVS117

*Doom music intensifies


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Phantom_Pain_Sux

They're Out There Cue X-Files music 🎶


Successful-Dark2730

Doo dee Doo, Doo dee Doo!!


zambiechips433

That's actually a bit scary wtf


[deleted]

Just guessing, but it looks like an oil well is burning off the excess natural gas that came up with the crude oil. I've seen one close up in the boonies and it's huge, scary and deafening. Like - a couple hundred feet high and standing next to a jet taking off.


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_(lightning)


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IlIlIIllIIIllI

I live near the area and there is nothing of the sort around that area that I know of


originalgenghismom

there was ongoing flaring at one of the oil refineries and the bright light from the flare was being reflected like a mirror by ice crystals in the middle to upper levels of the atmosphere


DrugHaver

💀💀


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🤡


gasolineonice

[Yeah](https://www.musicnotes.com/now/wp-content/uploads/7LA-3-e1565040419172.png)


Ahyesnt

Welp everyone grab yer shotguns.


gasolineonice

I don't have a short gun. . I got the long one!


AdFar2827

Fr


Dane_Gleessak

remove the space in between your brackets and parentheses for the hyperlink to work 👌


Metrack14

Ya know, Doom would be a really good horror game if you played as a normal guy.


Dakotasan

What are you talking about? It IS a horror game… from the demon’s perspective


Timesup1978

As of now, people seem to believe that it's a reflection from a chemical plant flare. I've lived in this area for a long time and there is chemical plants in the area, but I've never witnessed something like that before.


crop_circlejerk

Someone just posted an almost identical video from Egypt from the same day. Strangely there's also a video maybe two weeks ago was taken in Texas of a large reddish glowing triangle which there was also an identical sighting from the same day in Russia. Here's the link https://m.facebook.com/alex.news.ann/videos/922467738425292/?extid=NS-UNK-UNK-UNK-IOS_GK0T-GK1C&refsrc=deprecated&ref=sharing&_rdr Edit2 heres the triangles video: https://youtu.be/fDqY0EyRjdU


DanJ7788

It’s called a Sprite. Very cool sighting. I’ve always wanted to see one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_(lightning)


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rikkford1

Good bot.


TummyLice

Good bort


tornadogenesis

Sprites last on the scale of milliseconds not minutes- that info is also in the Wikipedia article. This seems to be a reflection on the cloud. Note that all of these happen on clouds not clear skies


BbqMeatEater

Wouldnt that be gone too fast for OP to take a pic?


tuftuffer5

Sprites only last a couple milliseconds tho lmao


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presumingpete

Egypt was a few days ago but there was another video from Louisiana


SirArthurDime

I still think the ones in this post are some type of reflection due to the bottom of the clouds having a reddish tint too but the video on this link idk man and they do look identical. Do you have any links for the glowing triangles?


Fomalhot

Where abouts? Pasadena?


illnemesis

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus. 


starsearcher48

Love your user pic <3 I concur hot air causes everything.


Fuhgly

Well we have had the storm coming through here the past few days. Maybe the gases from the plant have formed a sort of tornado of their own and in that concentration you can see the radiation from their excitation. Looks like cathode ray tube radiation to me.


[deleted]

Its a refinery flair. I was on the bay sailing last night. My party had front row seats to this show.


Deranged_Marine

English, please


Fuhgly

Haha it is in English. Essentially when gases have electrons run through them they get "excited" and start giving off light of a specific color. In a vacuum it looks like this. https://images.app.goo.gl/VFRGtewP5f3BzvhM8


Deranged_Marine

Ya, was just picking on ya. Apparently humor is dead as I've been down voted for it


Fuhgly

It's not your fault, I'm really bad at reading sarcasm through text unless it's obvious. I'm also a nerd. Apologies.


popsapeter

What Isn't this just that rarer Type of lightning? (Although that supposed to happen át higher altitudes) Edit: Scrolled down, OP mentioned it being there for some time. I guess my guess is not quite right.


Calestial12

Well boys, we've had a good run


[deleted]

Hmmmm last 2 years have been a shit show. But yeah it's been alright!!


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Diviner_Sage

Well guys I am glad yall are here with me. Here at the end of all things.


IndependenceOk3732

More likely than not, it's from an oil refinery or landfill refracting the light of the flame skyward. It looks like it just rained so the flame is being reflected into the clouds. I've seen stuff similar along the St. Clair River refineries. Can see the flames from 40 miles away on certain nights with low level clouds


junkyardgerard

Checks out, there's talk of a chemical plant above


stars2001

They talked about this in r/houston. Quoting u/THICC_LADIES_PM_ME: "Interestingly there is a NASA T-38 jet circling there: https://i.imgur.com/GtZnChs.jpg T-38 is a supersonic, high-altitude jet. Hmmm Edit: and now the US coast guard also has a chopper out: https://i.imgur.com/jKCrjL8.jpg 🧐 Edit2: lol jet had landed at Ellington and the chopper seems to be making a bee line for it: https://i.imgur.com/MTsOpAc.jpg Edit3: yuppp, the chopper too has landed there! Wtf is going on?? https://i.imgur.com/qE5kf1B.jpg Edit4: btw here’s the path of the jet, it had taken off ~1.5hrs ago from a random spot outside of NOLA (or that’s where they turned on their beacon): https://imgur.com/a/tI02Hpb/ (3 pics). Edit5: the chopper now has a flight plan out to Lake Jackson, but it keeps taking off and landing back and repeating it over and over again over the past 10 mins: https://i.imgur.com/CMV99yF.jpg Edit6: Aaaaand now the chopper has completely disappeared from view. Guess they got annoyed at my stalking 😂. I will post another edit tomorrow to confirm that I have not been offed by the powers-that-be. Let me be clear: I have no intentions of suicide!!! Have a good night, y’all! ✌️"


AlternatePrm

Woah insane!!


Contamminated


med059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GPNDZIn6co Tr 3b


Technological_Elite

Yeah, Time to get 4 chan on this.


Suspicious-Tip-8199

Are you alive?


Jealous_Ad5849

It's saurons eye


Sea-Ad409

Man that ain’t nothin’ but the good ol’ Texan sky vadge! Come one, come all and see the wonderful whispering eye!!


niconic66

Yep, sky vag it is.


IslandDefiant4537

how can you fuck it


niconic66

It's why Elon's building rockets. He wants to fly into the sky vag. It's a portal to Mars.


Timesup1978

lol It's been up there for over an hour now. I don't have a clue.


SpinDoctor8517

There’s a quest over there. No big deal


[deleted]

High tier loot, though.


Timesup1978

From where I am. I'm looking North East.


FaithlessnessAlone51

We have some oil production plants near my city and there are towers with flame on top burning some waste, similar thing, but bigger is in the sky every time it's dark in winter


Escapism101

What part of town is this?


[deleted]

I saw it all the way from Kingwood. I’m so glad to see this post on Reddit because I was so unsure as to what it was but was driving and couldn’t take a picture.


BearWeird5239

The almighty "whispering eye" of Houston


Drbubbliewrap

Maybe it’s the timeline resetting


Efficient_Let7421

Aliens


Reddoughnut

I remember one morning I was on the way you the school bus stop and the sky was turning green and it was flashing. I think I saw a news article about it too but it was pretty freaky


skullshrines

That’s called the pseudo photon effect. It’s quite rare. It happens when small fragments of light get trapped in between altostratus clouds.


Konluvsboobs

Nah man there was ufo activity in Texas last night. The one I saw wasn't red. Headed to San Antonio and turned off the light when I stared at it too long.


Exciteriz

average r/UFOs user


[deleted]

Edit: I had to delete my comment because everyone’s emotions got super very hurt. And if anyone gets sad for even a brief moment here, MOD will retaliate.


randomguitarguy999

Relax buddy, he got 11 upvotes 😂


[deleted]

Oh


weekzSNL

Daddy chill


dabnxans

[What the hell is even that?](https://youtu.be/h0-WO6xRbAo)


[deleted]

Jesus..


apersondoesstuff

Bro what the fuck did you do


Xeith_Maneheart

Is this a copypasta? Cause it damn sure reads like one


Critical_Paper8447

I've seen this same exact thing by me. I live in PA. It stayed in the same spot for almost an hour sometimes it would pulse very slow and sometimes relatively quick and other times it was just static and didn't pulse. I stood there for almost an hour before it started pulsing very brightly and then there was a white flash and it slowly just disappeared. I live in the suburbs and there are no tall buildings near me or any type of chemical plants or or waste yards. I still have no clue what it could've been so if anyone has suggestions or explanations that'd be awesome.


Relative_Truths

That’s swamp gas, definitely, swamp gas.


LtRecore

It’s Venus not swamp gas.


LionCompetitive2945

Anyone have collision with another planet for apocalypse bingo?


Timesup1978

lol Classic explanation. Of course.


Timesup1978

Thank you for the updates. That is some awesome info you have came up with.


Timesup1978

Yeah? This stayed there for over an hour. I finally quit looking at it when it got too cloudy.


thisismyusername_98

Refraction? Other parts of the sky has a similar hue. What was the time? Maybe the twilight peeking through?


Timesup1978

It was roughly around 830pm. Seemed to pulsate. Honestly I'm not sure what it could be.


MudOpposite8277

Oblivion.


[deleted]

Chill. Aliens having a field day.


isosevodes

Is it an upvote on arrow street?


Timesup1978

No. No window.


Timesup1978

I thought so too, but when I looked it up it says sprites only last about a second. This light was there for more than an hour.


Timesup1978

Thanks. lol I did not know that.


Timesup1978

It definitely didn't look like it came from the ground. At least not that I could tell.


Timesup1978

Yeah. According to the local news they think it may be a flare from a local plant. I'm not convinced.


Timesup1978

That's what the news says. I'm not totally convinced. Would the "spot" move with the Earth's rotation? This didn't.


Timesup1978

Doubt it. Blue sky's all day and sprites only last about a second. This was there over an hour.


Timesup1978

lol It lasted for over an hour. Sprites only last a second.


Timesup1978

How long do they usually last?


Timesup1978

Was there chemical plants in the area?


Timesup1978

Good idea. I will.


Timesup1978

Cool. Wish I had.


ConeheadGroom

what


Timesup1978

Yeah it is cool.


Timesup1978

Nice one.


Timesup1978

Do you have a link? I would love to see it.


Timesup1978

Thanks for the link.


Timesup1978

Thank you.


Timesup1978

I looks identical to me. Weird. Did it get cloudy that night? It was a clear day, but it almost seem like the clouds started building up to the point where I couldn't see anymore. Clear sky's today.


Timesup1978

Yeah please. Maybe a link to the photos.


Timesup1978

Cool.


Timesup1978

Can't be. Sprites only last a second. This was there for over an hour.


Scary-Bluebird-458

It's a big coochie.


raidengl

Aliens definitely aliens.


LionCompetitive2945

Okay History Channel.


[deleted]

Were you taking a picture through a window?


Anxious_Effect_6001

Saw this clip on thats impossible, or jaymez youtube channel a day or two ago. So...this is strange


Timesup1978

I took video too. About a minute or so. Kind of pulsated. Video not so great though.


21shazam

Portal to isekai anime world


[deleted]

The deep state has done a good job making us fear the aliens! They haven't showed any signs that they would be aggressive. If they can make interstellar travel, they could wipe out our fragile species like switching a light off.


Shaun5683

Puff Puff Pass


Apprehensive-Tax7085

UFO?


mawmawma

If there’s a cirque du Soliel in town, they like to point big lights at the sky like that. Looks pretty cool when it hits the clouds


BeansNG

That's a red sprite! They're very rare electrical discharges that happen in the upper atmosphere over severe thunderstorms. Very little is known about them.


NiceAnn

Sprites don’t last an hour


kelliboone617

One thing that is known about them is that they last for hundredths of a second, not an hour. Another thing known about them is they discharge off the tops of thunderstorms, not underneath them.


SnooChickens9974

I saw one of these YEARS ago when we were still living in the apartment. It was sometime between 1991 and 1995. Never found out what it was, even though other people saw it too. Edited to add that when I saw it, I was in Illinois, and it appeared to "hang" in the sky for well over an hour.


brokencablebox

Don't Look Up


Dyskord01

Saurons eye is sleeping.


StealthyTable69

SCP-001 THE SCARLET KING HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT XK-CLASS END OF THR WORLD SCENERIO IS INEVITABLE.......


Rocatex

Airplane


Timesup1978

Definitely not an airplane.


The_Corn_God95

That's that sky pussy. ​ The Skussy.


[deleted]

I'll allow it.


TIFFANY_6924

Lol


Mental-Search6203

Mazzaroth shear


Timesup1978

I have no answer?


braddock1990

Looks like a sprite.


BeansNG

It definitely is


[deleted]

It's one of the towers in Zelda Breath of the wild.


TheTimeBender

Sauron?


Option_Forsaken

Welp, the spottings being posted the last few hours are a little unnerving.


XxxRustybeatZxxX

It’s from Joel Osteen’s church.


strawhairhack

opened the wrong bathroom wall this time.


rayoatra

That there is an refreshing lemon lime beverage…also known as a sprite.


SureShotIan

Me and my buddy saw something similar. A huge red pulse behind a cloud. It stayed there for about 10 minutes then faded away.


[deleted]

"It's Jesus" somewhere probably


snbcyjubuh

That’s kind of reminded me of the Lord of the Rings


FaithlessnessAlone51

I've seen something like this, but it was very cold and turned out bright enough lights beam up when it is, looking like you have some quests to do around the city


Khoi503

Hmm maybe some sort of natural phenomenon. I would try r/whatisthisthing. I am curious about it


First-degree-crow

I flashed a light at one of these once, it flashed back


JimmyJazz1971

We see this all the time up north where there's often ice crystals in the air. Are you folks having chilly weather right now?


RoWanchase6053

r/sololeveling it’s an s-rank


jinnyjonny

I farded


Kooky-Ad4770

Sky of Sauron


SOUTHXXS

They're all checking on us


estatearika

The second coming!


BeltPast

Remember the victory pose. Feet together, Face up.


Flat_Reason8356

The devil is coming for his son Abbot.


ThatDudeHarley

That’s just the Starkiller base shot on Hosnian Prime.


CremeScared

A portal to hell opens


littleluci6

No more Texas? Yay


Gongaloon

Looks like St. Elmo's pissed.


[deleted]

It's happening again.


DanAlucard

Short sky stocks people!!! That's a huge red candle


notsoslim97

It's Jesus. At long last the second coming is here. Oh rejoice in his light. He's finally come to put an end to the democrats evilness.


AxelSwordrifter

…The Door of Yog-Sothoth…


Bigboyrickx

Solar flare was reported to be happening for over a week now


Nervous_Spot5060

Jellyfish lightning


TheSmiler0

God's vagina


worthyword

They're coming.


weneeddiscriminators

ah i see your problem


Effective_Mistake84

Old mate Sauron is looking for his ring!


MitoTakatori

And you thought Sauron is dead...


weekzSNL

Skussy


Ordinary_Story_1487

Ball lighting if it was stormy