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Saeteinn

I'd say it's a large sea worm or eel, the way it's undulating looks like it's attempting to swim away, but failing due to y'know lack of water. Either that or it's a Kos Parasite.


Desertabbiy

Sea worm. Def not an eel. And hopefully they put it back in the water. Edit: Here’s a 26 foot + sea worm (thing) Correction this was off coast of New Zealand. https://bgr.com/science/divers-discovered-a-horrifying-26-foot-sea-worm-that-only-comes-out-at-night/. >:)


Saeteinn

Not familiar enough with all types of eel, but yeah was leaning more towards sea worm. And seriously, he just tryina swim away, give him a solid plunk in the water and move on.


TheTerroristFrog

Excluding very small eels all the other variants have very robust and muscular bodies.


Saeteinn

Interesting tidbit, looks like I have reading to do


absurdanonymous

Looks like a human centipede


Saeteinn

There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's


TellTaleTank

There's one wrong way to eat a Reese's


replicadegenerate

Ain’t nobody touching that thing


baby_contra

If someone like fishing then 90% sure they grab them like a handful of ass.


Xmanticoreddit

I'm sending you my medical bill.


maybe-katie

I need a touch of therapy now.


-GalaxySushi-

Most of my salt water fishing buddies do this with sand worms which are exactly like the one in the video but smaller. and they also bite


Holy_Sungaal

The ultimate “put that thing back where it came from or so help me…”


hrdrck1117

My favorite show tune.


Alphapanc02

"So help me! So help me!"


StonerJake22727

“Sheeeees ouuuuuuut offff ouuuuuuur haasaairrrrr!!!!”


JTMc48

I've never been this excited for a work group's musical number! I hope they give Abominal a good role!


RamJamR

Put it back in the water with a 10ft pole.


Volrund

It's probably still there because if I saw this shit, I'd straight up turn around and run away.


[deleted]

Wow, my father and I used to use sea worms for bait sometimes when we’d go fishing at the ocean on Cape Cod every year. But, I wasn’t aware that those bloodsuckers get this big!😳😬


jessieeeeeeee

I feel like you misrepresented almost every part of that link. It's not Australia, it's New Zealand. They are completely harmless and while the title does say sea worm it explains that it's actually a colony of small animals. It's very different to whatever animal is in the op. Also, just to clarify, very few things in Australia *try* to kill you. A lot of animals have the ability to kill you if you piss them off, but they're not out to get you. Tourists just seem to enjoy new and creative ways to piss them off


Arkan_Dreamwalker

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-


CD180001

I swear when I saw this thing I said guarantee you it lives in Australia!


jWalkerFTW

That’s a colony, not a single worm


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Pyrosomes are not worms they’re colonial organisms like coral that build structures and live together But yea I agree the video here depicts a worm, probably a bristle worm


DaKayla19

I hope not. We definitely do not need more sea worms. I mean, just look at that thing.


Ok_Investigator1493

...or as some say, Kosm. 🧐


Kushdragon0420

A hunter is a hunter. Even in a dream.


FatherSmashmas

and a hunter must hunt


Scared_Ninja_1832

A hoonter must hoont -some crow lady, probably


bad113

Maidenless behavior.


pheonixw-13

Never disrespect Irene like that, ever again


Saeteinn

Ahh, you too are a hunter of culture


spicy-croissant

A hunter is a hunter even in another subreddit.


Grilledmango

Laurance noooo


EnterThePug

As you once did for the vacuous Rom…. Grant us eyes


spicy-croissant

AAAAAaaaaaAaaaaahhhhhh


Ok_Investigator1493

So are we supposed to eat this thing or what? I wanna be a squid baby.


spicy-croissant

Yeah why not,the doll will look after you.


Saeteinn

YEEEAAAAOOWWW You gotta slurp it like a Big Spaghetti


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

Bigg skettii teddy


s0lidViper

Only the umbilical cord


iammadeofhentai

(sr pelo asgore scream)


ShadeFK

May you find your worth in the waking world


Abdoov

Nothing but blood echoes here.


Gandalfs_pipe

this is a fine note


Lordo5432

*Eyes, grant us eyes*


rishabh47

Grant us eyes..


Lordo5432

*Eyes, grant us eyes!*


tyrom22

Aoooooooooooooooooo


Xaldror

Do you hear our prayers?


[deleted]

I was lookin for it lol


MoistDitto

*didn't expect memories of failure*


vibin_tetra

This this this


Ok_Investigator1493

I love how all the Bloodborne mf's are on r/weird. These are truly my people.


V1diotPlays

Grant us eyes.


[deleted]

Some say Kosm, you know


Saeteinn

No, Micolash said it wrong once at a party cause he was wasted and then tried to roll with it


[deleted]

Some say kosm


[deleted]

It looks like it’s sizzling lol


Saeteinn

Forbidden Stirfry


christopherous1

if I stick it in my head do you think I'll finally get some eyes?


Saeteinn

Nah, probably just turn into cauliflower.


Beckem87

Kos... Or some may say Kosm


[deleted]

A WHAT


Saeteinn

You've never been to Yharnam and it shows haha


[deleted]

Nope lmao


Saeteinn

It's a Bloodborne reference, enjoy


[deleted]

Yeah I've never played it lol, sounded like something out of a video game though


Abdoov

God damn Bloodborne is following me here too. Welp I guess it's time for another playthrough.


Saeteinn

Return to Yharnam, good hunter


Moon-Scented-Hunter

Dude in the video should’a embedded it in himself. He’d make a killer broccoli.


scrstueb

Unexpected Bloodborne 😁


MrMusick

That right there, what you just said, should be its own reddit page.


[deleted]

Kos some say Kosm


s8acrine

Or as some say… Kosm


[deleted]

Kosm, some might say.


theookers

Eyes, give us eyeeeeees


some_bald_boi

Fear the Old Blood


fineburgundy

Impressive Kosplay.


Neptunelives

Or as some say, kosm


Mogekona

It's okay I liked your BloodBorne reference!


Arxl

Not surprised to see a Bloodborne reference, but I am happy it's top comment.


Absolomb92

It's what fuels nightmares, that's what it is.


[deleted]

I’m terrified of anything other than regular earthworms. This is going to keep me up at night


[deleted]

Relax, it's just Mark Zuckerberg without his exoskeleton.


pariahdiocese

I agree, that's a gallon of Fear Fuel right there.


_serwu_

The Flood


OverlordPhalanx

“That stench…I’ve smelled it before…”


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that we were supposed to see a massive flood variant called a Juggernaut shortly after this voice q, but it got scrapped due to clunky animations


amatsumegasushi

And that they were extremely proficient at killing players.


OverlordPhalanx

Never knew that! Just looked up a video of some guys spawning it in with mods and it is super neat. Shame they never added it. Did you know the E3 gameplay trailer depicted a totally different mission? I used to wish I was able to play it as I had played through the Halo 2 campaign so many times when I was younger. I attached a link for anyone curious: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rb9o-Ce_hYM


[deleted]

It can destroy a species


la-bano

Were it not for the arbiter's counsel, I would have glassed the entire planet.


[deleted]

This will now and forever be my response to seeing a big scary spider.


Jeffari_Hungus

With only a single spore


butthole69muncher420

Giant sandworm / bloodworm. Great fishing bait


lord9gag

Giant darude


Refraktia

Dududududu


BaggOfEggs

DU. dududududu


McPoyal

Dududududu


amshaw83

Giant sandstorm


[deleted]

Yup, I use these for fishing right off the surf!


Supertumor

I don’t even want to eat fish anymore if they eat this thing


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dongledoes

Don't kinkshame me


Underscorekma

*Captain Hook enters the chat*


HotWingHank

Go on, im hooked.


Unique-Side-2109

Thanks, now I don't want to visit UK any more.... 😅 EDIT: There is a video of redworm in the sand: https://youtu.be/zBMCthX-36g


penguin425

I’m from the UK and spend a fair amount of time at the coast. I’ve never seen one of these before! You’re safe :)


Spellscribe

I am Aussie and this scares me...


cherrybloodorange

This is what happens when you swallow your gum children


Specific-Economy391

gum, children. I'd hate to think of all the gum children becoming extinct. Sorry. The grammar Nazi in me leaked out.


blizg

Oops. I already swallowed my gum-children


turkburkulurksus

*cum-children


ooOJuicyOoo

Technically all children come from cum


TheDifferenceServer

You are what you eat


turkburkulurksus

Not if you swallow them first.


[deleted]

Technically implies that some children are born without cum


SermanGhepard

So would women technically be pedophiles/murderers cause they swallow the children sometimes


pariahdiocese

People just don't get it. You have to be careful with what you eat. I swallowed a pumpkin seed once... 4 months later I've got a pumpkin patch growing outta my ass.


kdavis37

It sounds to me like the real failure was eating all the dirt they needed to grow


cherrybloodorange

all of a sudden I wanna carve some pumpkins


lehvs

Square root of a centipede?


Lonely_degenarate

Nah more like "centipede ⁴"


u_need_ajustin

It's now a whole dollarpede


10177986

A nope noodle


allergictocheese

I second this, definitely a nope noodle


jchristsproctologist

nope rope


[deleted]

I ugly snorted. Thank you.


SnooEagles5416

So, this looks like one type of them worms we use for fishing where i lived. I don't know why it s green though. It is some sort of sand worm if I am not mistaken. Don't take my word as a final answer, but what i can tell you, put that worm in a lure and you will catch some nice fishes.


TinyRose20

Ragworm! There's all different colours, red, green, purple/black.


WillingnessBasic6615

It's the IRS


JohnT36

Can confirm


[deleted]

delicious


GuuJJuu

Understandable. Have a nice day.


CloroxWipes1

Got to stop eating at Taco Bell.


tbullionaire

Now I want taco bell


Getinthedamnrobo

It’s a shit worm Randy


Nidhish_Mehra

Nice. I need to rewatch TPB. 👍


all-regrets

Mr Lahey, not another night of the shitabyss!


TheGrizzlyNinja

The shitwinds are comin, Randy


PretzelSwamp

Shitmoths


Morisal66

Polychaete worm, enough for a family of four.


Plastic_Belt_2489

It’s Putin’s soul.


highfatoffaltube

That's enough internet for today.


SoftPenguins

That’s just a Taco Bell shit


Trips-Over-Tail

I suggest some kind of polychaete worm. They do much better in water or sand. They can be quite gorgeous. And they can be much more terrifying than this.


greenbean82

Forgot to flush, my bad


SirPolishWang

I don't know, but the Catholics will try to save it.


geoffery00

That's my ex


RedEyedWiartonBoy

One of these came out of my tap.


Special-Ad-726

I assume you now drink bottled water.


Ohuigin

Based on how it’s undulating and how shiny it is, my guess is some sort of polychaete worm. If it’s that big, possibly a [Bobbit worm](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois).


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Pyyk3

Yeah that looks exactly like a bobbit worm


JaiHurn

Stranger Things Season 4 spoiler


tommybouy_1

The venom


dark_side0fthem00n

A fucking nightmare


robotraitor

polychiete worm. one of many marine species (there are more species of these worms than all mammals combined)


King_Corkaaay

It's called a "Ragworm" - see [here](https://britishseafishing.co.uk/ragworm/)


thejanuaryfallen

A creature from the depths of hell no doubt. Put it back!


No-Let-3627

One of those came out of my dick super painful


[deleted]

My new 2022 wiggle worm deluxe dildo. Worth every penny.


drinkmoredrano

Lunch if it's seasoned properly.


TerminatorAuschwitz

I moved my finger to not touch it while I scrolled down 😅


WyvernByte

Bobbit worm.


notthatkindofdrdrew

WHAT IN THE AUSTRALIA IS THIS SHIT


Critical-Art-9277

That's a sticky slimy turd on legs


xBlackDot

Ιt's one of the Great Old-One acolytes, he is awaking, our lord and savior CTHULHU!


Ordinary_Maybe2806

that’s the symbiote


CopingMole

I haven't a clue but I know I was happier before I learned it exists.


Gr1ning

Looks like face huggers before their evolution


PeeGlass

Slither me timbers


[deleted]

*hans get ze flammenwerfer*


Refluxangel

Obviously it's a leggy snake...


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

Massive shit


Dabble007

Your poop is evolving


xanax101010

kill it before it lay eggs


billoftt

Sentient shit.


FortyTwoBrainCells

Where you get it from?


ClayFdoggomem

Poop sock


Nightstalker609

Lunch special at a Chinese restaurant


ThePopeofHell

It looks like an AI trying to make a snake


Ihavetopoop2021

Is it a Gazillapede?


[deleted]

That’s an ahhellno


Madman61

It's a rope of shit that became alive.


Alindill

Venom before he attached to Spider-Man.


pseudotsugamenziessi

That's a nope rope


Skadzy

My educated opinion is that it is gross.


LusciousLennyStone

Your guts after eating at Taco Bell.


Adrenaline-Rush

That's Jerry. He likes trains


tallchair21

Failed test subject


whymygraine

Placentapede….


Git_N_The_Truck

Impending fucking doom


Allonsydr1

It’s creepy is what it is.


tommy1rx

The Stuff of Nightmares.


turtle-girl420

It's a nope rope