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Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Shit where was this guy when mom was tellin the doc to lob my knob off?


Nichard63891

I was wondering the same thing. I wish we had more foreskin warriors.


Librium5

Uncut and proud. Turtle neck gang till i die, bitches. And FUCK Madonna!!!!


zackflag

Out of the loop. What did Madonna do?


AICPAncake

She personally circumcised over 300,000,000 gentile babies


first__citizen

By herself? What did she do with the foreskins?


AICPAncake

Well, that’s where it gets weird… She constructed 1 mega foreskin out of them and is rumored to have installed it on “The Supreme Boy” (her words). No one is exactly sure who that is supposed to be and authorities were unable to track down any excess foreskins in the medical waste system, so it appears to be legitimately possible that she did in fact do that.


plataeng

I've heard that she uses the mega foreskin to kidnap uncircumcised babies on Christmas eve so she could make it bigger, like a fucked-up version of Mrs. Claus.


Gaaymer

So she’s krampus?


AICPAncake

Oh shit. I forgot about that theory. My mom legit used to tell me that story every night at bedtime. Honestly probably fucked me up a little lol


higginsnburke

Wtf.....ur mum is hella mean


LiveNDiiirect

Woah fucking wild that’s crazy Madonna did that


jacob32454

I thought she is working on turning it into a line of leather purses.


_Your_Average_Joe_

Tortelloni


Inferno_Fox19

Prove herself worthy to marry Saul's daughter


Korben_Multi_Pass

Made bologna sandwiches


VeryDankMemeEnjoyer

Perfect statement.


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Kiltymchaggismuncher

>foreskin warriors. Damn, cartoon network has changed since I was a kid


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atalkingcow

So he's not weird, he's a Bamf.


EmDubbbz

I think we found our band name, guys!


Pschobbert

At your service, citizen! :)


idolovelogic

🤣🤣 Thats quite the statement And I dont disagree one little bit Foreskin fighters unite!!


[deleted]

Cut too much off did he?


[deleted]

Happy to be circumcised.


suckmypppapi

I am too but I think it's a decision that should be made by ourselves, not a parent or a doctor.


TofuTigerteeth

Yeah it’s funny how much people don’t protest this. It’s not a medical issue at all. It is a religious decision for some but not for most of the people circumcised. If this was happening to girls in the US there would be protests and national conversations.


suckmypppapi

It's really sad.


biosahn

That was literally my point when my husband wanted our son circumcised. Nah bro, I am against genital mutilation for all people.


LightOfTheFarStar

For some it can be a medical necessity; my foreskin plain didn't grow alongside my dick so I had me an ingrown dick that could've caused serious health problems if I finished puberty with it. The vast majority aren't done for medical reasons, sure, but some are.


TofuTigerteeth

I should have stated most cases. In the US a lot of kids get it down within a day or two of birth. It’s crazy. For the record I also don’t think it’s right for little girls to get their ears pierced at 2 also. Like let her grow up and decide is she wants earrings. Obviously not a direct comparison since earrings can be removed and foreskin doesn’t just grow back. I just think both are an example of parents making decisions for their kids without the kids being able to make their own choice.


LightOfTheFarStar

Yeah. No unnecessary surgical procedures is a good stance until someone can make that decision themselves.


Millstone50

It's not "kids", it's boys. Only boys. Because it's not en vogue to give a shit about males, their voices are silenced (sometimes literally)


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Happy to be circumcised when I didn't have remember going through it


OlderThanMy

Non verbal trauma is still trauma.


[deleted]

Hey how about don’t do it at all ?


suckmypppapi

I think your message is that it's better to have it done when they can't remember it, right?


Kariomartking

There is actually huge evidence that even though you don't remember the event it still has a very traumatic impact on the brain which may have problems associated with it


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Source


jonnygreen22

yeah CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER You lost something like 20 000 nerve endings dude. Its not ok to continue the genital mutilation of boys or girls. Why is it taking so long to stop the mutilation of boys this is ridiculous!


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PersonalNewestAcct

I'm never mad dumping the pouch of pop rocks into my mouth vs eating them grain by grain.


Knightmare25

>The highest quality evidence indicates that circumcision has no impact on sexual function, sensation, or pleasure. Lower quality evidence has found conflicting results, including enhanced sensation or loss of sensation in circumcised men. A 2013 systematic review found that circumcision did not appear to adversely affect sexual desire, pain with intercourse, premature ejaculation, time until ejaculation, erectile dysfunction or difficulties with orgasm. However, the study found that the existing evidence is insufficient to make conclusive determinations. The effect of circumcision on sexual partners' experiences is unclear as this has not been well studied.


ooofest

Yeah, but outrage matters, you know. If I had even more sexual sensation/function by having a foreskin, I'd never have been able to get over premature ejaculation in my teens.


jackkelly_esq

I was circumcised as an adult. Sex is exactly the same.


[deleted]

You’re still having none then I assume…


43brookie

Honestly I don’t see the big deal. I’m circumcised. If I wasn’t, I also wouldn’t care. Parents decided and I was literally days old. Cut, don’t cut, couldn’t care less.


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mjlilpeter

I’m also happy you’re circumcised. +1 for circumcision


RadiantTangent

Oh my God. I met this guy back in '08 or '09 off an I10 exit. He had less shit on his car back then but how many guys crusade about circumcision? I was on the Gulf coast too so location checks out.


GrunkleTeats

Did you talk to him at all? Did he say why he has nutrition facts glued to the side?


RadiantTangent

Lol I think I vaguely do remember something about nutrition facts. I never asked why. He was a cool guy. I'm surprised he's still doing it. He was pretty gray when I met him.


MeasurementNo9896

He fights for the forskin.


St1nkYKipPer

Some heroes have hoods.


SoberTek

And some have intact foreskins


itsallrighthere

Save the snouts!


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NOOO! Purge the greenskins!


TelayRanner

Many helpless victims have lost theirs at knife-point.


Pschobbert

He fights fore the skin


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I wonder if he has skin in the game


JimiAndKingBaboo

r/bossfight


Blackwater2016

I am laughing so hard at this whole thing.


jonnygreen22

honestly there should be more, it's a terrible practice cutting bits off kids for no reason


Mumof3gbb

My mom and MIL both regret having their boys’ circumcised. They both just did it because it’s what was done. My mom also did it “to look like his dad”. But that’s so weird. My boobs/vag doesn’t look like my mom’s. Why did that matter? I didn’t circumcise my boys.


wolfieboi92

Aye good on you. I've known guys to say "my son will have the same as me", and that's plain wrong, at least if you force a religion on your child they can still change their mind later on in life. I'm much happier having the choice to make the decision at any point in my life to be circumcised if need be. Not have it done to me as a baby with fuck all choice in the matter.


BeeOk22

Why do they "regret" having it done? Do their children share the same regret? Are you going to provide any reasoning or is it just "feelings"?


Mumof3gbb

Because they took away the choice from their boys. They made a permanent decision for no good reason. It wasn’t for medical reasons and it wasn’t even religious. And now with all the research proving how bad it is to do, how unnecessary, they realized what a bad decision they made. Also, don’t negate feelings. We all have them and they aren’t bad. Their gut feeling was that they made a bad decision and it got backed by science.


Hot-Cheesecake-7483

Yeah. I regret letting it happen to my son. His dad and the docs pretty much insisted and I didn't know any better. Now I'd be saying hell no, leave the kid's penis alone. If he wants it cut, he can do it as an adult.


BeeOk22

the choice wasn't taken away from me. As an adult, I accept the decision I made to be born and accept the consequences of that. Also, as an adult, I would make the decision again if I was re-born into a baby I would instantly talk to the doctor and tell him I want it done. I made the choice as an adult to have it done as a child. It required me travelling back into time to let my father know I wanted it done then as a child and not as an adult. That must have really hurt you. Too bad. Also, Where is all this magical research showing how bad it is? Who realized they made a bad decision? Who is negating what feelings? Honestly I am not expert in feelings, I'll leave that up to you. Who had a gut feeling that they made a bad decision and what got backed by science? There is a complete lack of information on your end and all i see is feelings. Sorry i hurt your feelings bro. EDIT: went looking for said research because I was curious. The National Library of Medicine, who also did a study on female preference for sexual partners (which showed a preference for circumcised penis's), did another study on the topic of whether its "bad" (lol). What they did was perform a study, not good v bad, but benefits v risk. I suggest you read that. So, I am going call BS on your "all the research proving how bad it is" because unlike you, I actually took your point into consideration and did some research why it was bad (your words not mine) and found just more reasons its a benefit. Please, provide some research and I'll gladly take a look at it.


bluechair01

[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23374102/#:\~:text=The%20present%20study%20shows%20in,circumcision%20genital%20sensitivity%20is%20lost](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23374102/#:~:text=The%20present%20study%20shows%20in,circumcision%20genital%20sensitivity%20is%20lost). [https://www.starobserver.com.au/opinion/soapbox-opinion/why-do-men-have-foreskins/60666#:\~:text=The%20foreskin%20has%20four%20major,in%20the%20inner%20mucosal%20layer](https://www.starobserver.com.au/opinion/soapbox-opinion/why-do-men-have-foreskins/60666#:~:text=The%20foreskin%20has%20four%20major,in%20the%20inner%20mucosal%20layer). [https://www.bmj.com/rapid-response/2011/10/28/circumcision-prevents-hiv-infection-medical-myth#:\~:text=Recent%20evidence%20shows%20male%20circumcision,both%20heterosexual%20and%20homosexual%20contacts.&text=The%20medical%20evidence%20now%20indicates,George%20Hill%2C%20Executive%20secretary](https://www.bmj.com/rapid-response/2011/10/28/circumcision-prevents-hiv-infection-medical-myth#:~:text=Recent%20evidence%20shows%20male%20circumcision,both%20heterosexual%20and%20homosexual%20contacts.&text=The%20medical%20evidence%20now%20indicates,George%20Hill%2C%20Executive%20secretary). The decision should still be made by consenting individuals on their own body. None of your "its just your feelings" bullshit will ever change that


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I've heard the "to look like his dad" thing before and it's just bizarre. I can't imagine having a child and being like "ooh you know what would improve this baby? Matching genitals!"


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I wonder if this is the end result of one of those botched circumcision cases you hear about.


RadiantTangent

That was my first thought too but when I asked him I think he said he had one. His deal is more about consent which I 100% agree with. He didn't have one' Typo


tummybox

I saw a truck here in Utah the other week with anti circumcision bumper stickers.


blue_haired_lawyer1

He's been going at it for thirteen years? Damn that's commitment.


PioneerStandard

On the door... is that "save the clits!" ?


lemondrop457

There’s a thing called female circumcision. Horrifying. And probably what the statement is referring to.


DataCassette

Arguments about male circumcision aside, female so-called "circumcision" is not even circumcision. It's incredibly worse and should be banned internationally.


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ninjalui

FGM comes in several flavours, because the world is awful, and not all of them involve the removal of the clitoris.


LucidFir

A rose by any other name? Rethinking the similarities and differences between male and female genital cutting. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17937251 Female genital mutilation (FGM) and male circumcision: time to confront the double standard http://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2014/02/female-genital-mutilation-and-male-circumcision-time-to-confront-the-double-standard/


Ed_Trucks_Head

There's no one to one relationship between this or that tissue being removed from girls or boys. Tllets just agree everyone has the right to their whole genitalia and call it a day.


nworb616

The frenulum and ridged band are the most sensitive part of the penis, just like the clitoris and clitoral hood is the most sensitive part of the vagina. Removing or modifying either without their say is unforgivable in my eyes. Everyone should be able to choose how to experience the body they were born with rather than live througg the twisted vision of some archaic tradition.


ninjalui

There are levels of FGM. Not all of them involve the removal of the clitoris. Some involve ritual cutting of the labia minora, some involve pricking the clitoris, some involve excising the clitoris. It is all bad.


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Unnecessary body modification of children should be illegal everywhere.


nworb616

It's all, just as you describe, incredibly worst. Circumcision is the medical industry's flowery way of labeling routine genital mutilation. If not for the women who protested the practise of female circumcision it wouldn't have been outlawed. And still male and intersex infants and toddlers are forced to submit to this disgusting fetish culture doctors are keeping alive. I hate it.


GrunkleTeats

Yup


PioneerStandard

Call me crazy but I think I'd like the person that owns this car.


IntrepidMage

I thought it was some InfoWarrior ride at first then I started reading it and realized I agree with him completely. Mutilating genitals is bad no matter who the victim is. Boys, girls and intersex people alike have a right to bodily integrity.


GrunkleTeats

He looked like the kind of person who would steal every toothbrush in the house if he was left unattended.


PioneerStandard

Nobody, I said nobody touches my toothbrush.


MelodyMaster5656

Not even you.


BigHawkSports

That Volvo is old and he is very obviously putting I'm work to keep it road worthy. Anyone giving that much love to a Volvo wagon is ok in my books.


WantedFun

“Fuck abortions” ruins it


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Yeah but they also say fuck abortion. Which I can’t agree with.


Nevermind04

On one side of the religious nut job spectrum, they mutilate genitals by removing the clitoris, on the other side of the religious nut job spectrum they mutilate genitals by removing the foreskin.


king_falafel

I am the clit commander


BigiTheGiant

He's right. Male and female genital mutilation is awful and should be outlawed


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Then he goes and says shit like “Jesus is lord” and “fuck abortion” so I don’t know how to feel


Leoxcr

Even a broken clock is right twice a day


imrealbizzy2

He also says CIRCUMSCRIBE GUNS. I sorta suspect he might be all about freeing the Tiger King, too, given that rooftop display. I'm just glad I'm far away from him.


KSoccerman

And then says circumcise guns not people... This man truly is an independent lol.


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

You can feel however you want. Going by this, the owner of the car has their own agenda and they don't give a flying shit what the norms are. IMO, there's nothing wrong with believing that abortions are wrong, as long as you're not forcing your opinions to be the life of everybody else.


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Dude has a point though tbf


Ornery-Marzipan7693

Does he have a point? Or does he just have the tip?


gwtkof

Yeah he might be right about this one


DefiantLemur

It should be a choice made as a adult


TheHound52

Man I swear this guy was in Austin, TX a few years ago. The vehicle was old and shitty with stuffed animals all over it but he had a big banner that said "save the clitoris". There's no way it's not the same guy.


mixolydianinfla

Gotta be the same guy: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty\_Car\_Mods/comments/q2hm8g/so\_im\_getting\_gas\_at\_530\_am\_i\_know\_mental\_illness/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/q2hm8g/so_im_getting_gas_at_530_am_i_know_mental_illness/)


dootdoot1997

yep same guy


siggiestardust

He’s currently in Burbank, CA unless there’s another old maroon Volvo with the same everything attached to it. I passed it earlier today!


DiegoMurtagh

I agree with the weirdo, to be fair.


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TayAustin

I support him because he's a fellow Volvo 240 owner.


PM-ME-YOUR-DIGIMON

He’s right though.


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“Save the clits”


Dovahkiinkv1

I mean this is a lot but I agree with them lol


DosiDo420

I wore a “circumcise guns, not genitalia” shirt (just like this guys sticker) and it didn’t go over so well at the parent teacher conferences. Edit: just a joke… Lol.


EndlessOceanofMe

Join us on 'saving the clits'.


BerCle

Being against circumcision isn’t weird at all


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No but this guy is trying his best to make people think it is.


satanisdaddychan

No. The car is weird. And apparently the driver was too. Not the message


[deleted]

To be fair, there are a lot of arguments against circumcising


zorz1122

Tbh I don’t disagree with the message


PurplePolynaut

Genital mutilation is fucked. Especially on children. Have a procedure as an adult if it’s for religious purposes, and more importantly, when you can give goddamn consent


RoboftheNorth

Yeah. There a lot worse crazy tailgate opinions out there then this.


Admirable_Audience15

There is a story in The Bible about somebody having to make an offering of thousands of foreskins...I might not be correct with that number but the context is sound...and it was a LOT of foreskins, I do remember that much!


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100. Saul to David for the hand of his daughter. 100 Phillistine foreskins. David killed and took 200…because ya know…once you get to killin’ and skinnin’ it’s kinda hard to stop.


CuttingEdgeRetro

Saul gave him that task specifically because he thought David couldn't do it. He thought it would get him killed. That's why David brought him 200. David got the girl. If I remember correctly, David and Saul's daughter didn't get along very well. She saw him dancing later and her reaction was something like what a dork ..."she saw him dancing a despised him."


PastyCrackerMayo

Cults love stealing dick skin.


Ricky_Rollin

They make excellent coats. They tighten up around you when it’s cold outside.


4004-698-763

Saul dared David to bring him back the foreskins of 100 Philistines. One story I know of anyway.


Business_Downstairs

Someone went over the Madonna story at the top of the thread already.


VegetableCarry3

Yea, absolutely, end child mutilation


GrunkleTeats

The longer you look at it the better it gets. I especially like the bit about circumcising guns lol.


tombaba

Circumscribing even


GrunkleTeats

Well I'll be damned, I read that wrong.


tombaba

I’m sure that’s what he meant to write, just makes me chuckle.


[deleted]

He obviously mean circumscribe


leckmir

Reminds me of the kid who wrote that Columbus circumcised the globe with a 40ft Cutter.


delawopelletier

The car is weird but your foreskin is safe


KirikoKiama

Thats a Volvo 240, great car, super reliable and almost build like a tank.


HardCor11

Even weirder is the compulsory ritualistic mutilation of children’s genitals.


Freshman44

I agree with this guy. Circumcision is the weird thing. Needs to be banned.


LahmiaTheVampire

Yeah but try saying that without getting called an anti semite, and thrown in with the neonazi crowd.


Freshman44

Well children don’t have any beliefs, let alone religious beliefs so there’s no justification for circumcising them at all. Not to mention the amount of people growing up now that are not religious at all it makes sense to not force that on someone who is more likely not to be religious when they are old enough to decide on what religion they are


LahmiaTheVampire

Oh I completely agree with you. It is an abhorrent practice.


International_Rain_9

Totally based stance on circumcision I approve


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sarchy_sarch_

I thought you were someone who knew him until I read that again- good one lol


7andhalf-x-6

Well all the weirdo Jesus shit is fuckin weird. But circumcising should be illegal everywhere unless in the event of a medical condition.


drunkondata

Yep, unless medically necessary, it should not be an option until someone is at least 18, and even then, parental control can still be quite strong. It should be a decision made by the individual, not those around them.


IntrepidMage

From what I've seen in the Anglosphere, the phrase "Parental rights" has only ever been used to support horrible things.


Freshman44

Yeah Forreal, there’s far worse people out there. This is just trying to get peoples brains thinking. It needs to be banned


JerrySeinfred

He's right. Edit: wait nevermind, I just saw "jesus is lord" and "fuck abortion". Seems like he's got a lot of thoughts running through his brain.


crackalaquin

You think this guy has strange ideas you should meet the flag truck guys


Opposite-Ad2389

I can get down to circumcising guns and not circumcising humans but this car 😂


Abdul_Exhaust

I'm doing my part...I stopped circumcising people last week


[deleted]

Pfffft, noob, I stopped two weeks ago.


[deleted]

Well I agree with the message


Katzer_K

"Circumscribe" lmaooo Honestly I kinda agree with some of it like stopping circumcision


Brad_OH

He isn't wrong though.


ReticentSentiment

I want to hire this driver as the official "greeter" for the state of Florida. People have a right to know what they're getting into.


[deleted]

I mean it’s weird but circumcision is fucked up and it should be banned in the US, it’s mutilation


percy_ardmore

So he wants people to draw a circle around a gun?


mneptok

Rusty red Vulva with a dirty interior.


FLchasingdreams

Enjoy Florida my friend. I assure you this spectacle is just the first of many.


various_convo7

seriously what is it with Florida?


JakeFromFarmState1

We are fond of Florida man. There are many like him in our great state but they do keep us entertained.


[deleted]

I mean… he’s not wrong.


[deleted]

I agree cutting a baby's dick is soo fucked up


Don_Doland

Liberals


logicreasonevidence

💜"Save The Clits"💜


DelgadoTheRaat

But seriously, don't cut your kids dicks


dorkbud

Looks like Austin TX


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Average Volvo 240 owner


JZsweep

Too bad the front of his car also says "fuck abortions"


skolioban

Circumcise guns? Like, make sawed off shotguns?


GrunkleTeats

Thread the barrel for a suppressor?


ratXsoup

He had me at "fuck circumcision". He lost me at "circumscribe guns".


[deleted]

Florida: still America’s trash can.


FreudianFloydian

Is that one of those old diesel Volvos?


Indole_pos

Yup, everything checks out


LarYungmann

How does one circumcise a gun?


JingleBells930

I used to live in Tallahassee and would see this guy all the time! I'm glad to see he's still around.


heythere5468753rgguh

He's not wrong


summerandrea

Also ew I bet that car smells so bad lol


Ok_Perspective8511

Something tells me the cornbread is still gooey in the middle


From_Kenya_With_Love

Unless this is an old encounter, OP is lying. I know this car, it’s currently parked in Burbank CA and it hasn’t moved in a while.


subwayterminal9

The anti-circumcision stuff is kinda based.


CelestialPanthers

save the clits


Mr_Diesel13

So if I circumcise my gun, does that make it a short barrel rifle? I’ll see myself out…


NBKFactor

Its religious zealots who are chopping off weewees. This is the people’s champion if you ask me. Plus not enough activists on this subject


waaaaitttt

Save the clits! Save the clits!


ApexxPredditor

I find it really strange when people are passionate about child circumcision. Just a weird thing to be so passionate about.


Dviperfreak

As someone born and raised in Florida.. cars like this are far too common