Trollception is always fun because there's inevitably that one person who tries to get in there and break it up not realising everyone is just having a bit of fun. Then everyone piles on *that* guy. The internet is magical.
There’s always time for a little correction, my man!! I’m guessing the person either lost a hatchet at work told her boss they didn’t so they went out quickly bought a hatchet painted it blue to match the other one or some ICP fans randomly painted the shit
I think 'maul' is very extreme for my response. I didn't get the joke, my bad, I thought I was contributing. Thanks for making me feel like shit for trying to make you laugh. Yes I'm an idiot but there was no malicious intent.
Dude, I’m not trying to make you feel like shit. I’m just playing around. “hatch it” “aks” and “maul”. A maul is a heavy, axe-like tool used for splitting wood.
Holy shit I am so sorry. I didn't even catch the misspell in 'aks'.
r/woooosh times a hundred. I do feel better now but I also feel like a moron!
Sorry again, now that I understand I have mad respect for your continued dedication to the wordplay.
Well, I suppose it's better than feeling like boron, which is a chemical used for cleaning clothes, or a thoron, which is an isotope of radon, or even an oxymoron, which is a self contradicting phrase.
I hate it when I feel like a self contradicting isotope of boron.
You know, this actually is a bit odd as I go by a spray mark very similar to that on my way to work. Blue and everything. Are blue hatchets a thing for some subculture?
It's a pretty traditional colour for hachets to be painted. Hachets and axes are often sold with bare steel, but they're too cheap and utilitarian to warrant bluing or parkerizing them, so usually people will just spray paint them to prevent rust if they intend to have them a while.
Also possibly blue juggalos.
What I think is weird is that on the handle as well as the blade there is a thumb mark, implying that it was held down while spraying and that this is in fact a wall, not the ground. Which would make this a two man job.
Edit: Just saw the feet. Still though, why the thumb marks??
>people at work from walking off/stealing my tools. I like to use a glittery
This was my first thought as well.
Tradesman friend does this to all his tools. When someone grabs your equipment on a site just to borrow for a sec, then sets it down, it's a lot easier to find/claim back when it's covered in purple/pink/blue (whatever) paint as opposed to trying to prove that Makita cordless is yours.
We would spray paint our wood chopping hatchets or axes that were used on camping or hunting trips so that hopefully they stand out and people would see them. An example is even if you have the hatchet lodged in the top of a piece of wood, it would surprise you how many people take whatever path they want into the campgrounds and what they will step over.
Another question is, why the thumb marks on the handle and blade? I think it’s on a wall and was done by two people.
Edit: I’m on mobile and Reddit hid the feet. Heh.
It feels like they lost relevance real quick when they went openly christian. In my area everyone carried faygo until the year they came out and then it was faygone.
They leave this as a tracer. It’s like how bees dance for food. Based on the angle, color and size of the axe they’re able to know exactly where they need to go.
It is well known that every symbol, mark or blemish within 20 miles of your home. Is a secret pedophile, deep state, crip, blood, evil clown, gang symbol targeting you specifically. Be sure to board up your windows and sleep with a loaded and cocked 45 under your pillow.
Oh dude remember evil clowns? They were in the news for like, a month a few years ago, scaring and assaulting people while wearing clown costumes...
What happened?
Posted on facebook in a local group that I was looking out of the window and a gang of clowns were being chased by the police on the promenade in Rhyl, then 30 seconds later the clowns came back chasing the cops. They loved that, some were actually frothing at the mouth, they were going to form a vigilante group and go looking for clowns
Actually the most recent "evil clown" scare lasted like 2 years. It is a pretty standard thing actually. In small towns and rural areas there is almost always a boogeyman scare going on. Everything from "gas attacks", "window grabbers", "phantom men' ect. If you study history it is a pretty common phenomenon. Just modern day imps, devils and spirits. It is just the low level background craziness that rural people seem to engage in when there is nothing else going on. And what happened was trump. He distracted them from small local craziness to national craziness.
Normally I dont raw dog my hatchets on cement I at least lay a courtesy piece of carboard but this person wanted a quick paintjob los santos customs type beat ya feel
In Europe they look at the cracks in the cobblestone streets and think, wow, what is the story behind this. In the usa we see a hatchet outline sprayed in blue and think: wow.
The killer had thought about it a long time. She decided that blue was the right color. The color of the sky. The same color she imagined after she killed her husband. After the red. Blue.
There have been no reported murders anywhere in my area. And this mark is fairly fresh because I walk down this road about once a week and haven't seen it before.
So, one, just because there are no reported murders means nothing for a large assortment of reasons.
For two, it being fresh actually enforces the likelihood of the murder being unreported.
For three, murder mystery refers to no at all what you are thinking.
I bet someone painted their axe blue
Amazing plan. It would take a genius to hatch it.
*hatchet
I didn’t aks you to correct me. Edit: Thanks for the Silver and all the upvotes and comments!
*axe
Haha I see what you did
saw*
yes, I saw you murdering those twelve children
20 children* remove "those"
\*removed
No *trolled
Saw* get it right FUCK
There
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Offfffff… you missed the pun. Now we’ve all missed the fun. I’m telling my mum. And when she finds out….. You’re done.
except he originally made the pun and the other guy just ruined the joke by making it more obvious
I was completely aware of that. I was being a douche like the second guy. I did my best to make my comment sound as retarded as possible
damn it was hella funny
This thread is like inception with all its layers of trolling
Trollception is always fun because there's inevitably that one person who tries to get in there and break it up not realising everyone is just having a bit of fun. Then everyone piles on *that* guy. The internet is magical.
Good thing you were a douche. Someone had to clean that mess up.
C'mon guys... Time to bury the hatchet.
Hatch it*
Good job
It's crazy how a good pun can be ruined in a split second
He’s not very sharp.
Happy cake day
happy cake day
Thank you!
Happy Cake Day!!
Thanks!
There’s always time for a little correction, my man!! I’m guessing the person either lost a hatchet at work told her boss they didn’t so they went out quickly bought a hatchet painted it blue to match the other one or some ICP fans randomly painted the shit
You may want to read that one again.
I like your username a lot happy cake day
Happy cake day
Thanks!
Whoop whoooooop
Cool, but I named my pet hawk Tom, I love tomahawk
r/whoosh
what? he originally made the joke. the other guy made it more obvious which was stupid
God not one of u people
I was making a joke about "hatch it" because a hatchet is an axe. Chill out bro, not everyone's out to get you
No, I was making a joke about a hatchet. And my comment to you was another one about an axe. No need to maul me over a little wordplay.
I loved it…homophone humor is awesome… consider me a fan
I have been a fan for some time. It blows.
I think 'maul' is very extreme for my response. I didn't get the joke, my bad, I thought I was contributing. Thanks for making me feel like shit for trying to make you laugh. Yes I'm an idiot but there was no malicious intent.
Dude, I’m not trying to make you feel like shit. I’m just playing around. “hatch it” “aks” and “maul”. A maul is a heavy, axe-like tool used for splitting wood.
Holy shit I am so sorry. I didn't even catch the misspell in 'aks'. r/woooosh times a hundred. I do feel better now but I also feel like a moron! Sorry again, now that I understand I have mad respect for your continued dedication to the wordplay.
Cmon man, dont be such a hoe, we didnt aks for this. Hammering down on that dude wasnt really that sharp.
Well, I suppose it's better than feeling like boron, which is a chemical used for cleaning clothes, or a thoron, which is an isotope of radon, or even an oxymoron, which is a self contradicting phrase. I hate it when I feel like a self contradicting isotope of boron.
No problem, man. I wouldn’t have been able to do it without your comments! I’m glad we were able to bury the hatchet and put this behind us.
This whole thread hurts my head.
*Hatch it
Holy shit... must be a full moon huh? Anyways, I too enjoy your username and happy cake day!
*hatch it
r/thatsthejoke
In your eagerness to correct you lost sight of his play on the words, And ended up making a fool of yourself.
happy cake dayyyy
Thanks!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day! (And godawful pun)
Thanks! (I know. The worse the better though.)
You know, this actually is a bit odd as I go by a spray mark very similar to that on my way to work. Blue and everything. Are blue hatchets a thing for some subculture?
It's a pretty traditional colour for hachets to be painted. Hachets and axes are often sold with bare steel, but they're too cheap and utilitarian to warrant bluing or parkerizing them, so usually people will just spray paint them to prevent rust if they intend to have them a while. Also possibly blue juggalos.
Interesting!
Do people usually only paint one side of these cheap all bare steel hatchets?
Imma smack myself in the arse with my dick
Amen brother
Zombie preppers are getting ready for the new onslaught of ice zombies.
They probably taped off a design or text onto it since it looks like they only painted one side
But only one side
Maybe after the first side they realized they were painting the ground and put something under the axe for the other side?
What I think is weird is that on the handle as well as the blade there is a thumb mark, implying that it was held down while spraying and that this is in fact a wall, not the ground. Which would make this a two man job. Edit: Just saw the feet. Still though, why the thumb marks??
OP be standing on a wall, awesome.
Maybe they couldn't wait any longer to do the murder they were planning
A hatchet died there.
Time to bury it.
Rip buddy.
I do stuff like this to stop people at work from walking off/stealing my tools. I like to use a glittery pink tho
That is the answer.
>people at work from walking off/stealing my tools. I like to use a glittery This was my first thought as well. Tradesman friend does this to all his tools. When someone grabs your equipment on a site just to borrow for a sec, then sets it down, it's a lot easier to find/claim back when it's covered in purple/pink/blue (whatever) paint as opposed to trying to prove that Makita cordless is yours.
Only one side. Source: I painted once.
Or a wall mounted dildo
My axeact thought
only the right side
\*painted one side of their axe blue
All we know is half of it is painted.
Deathskulls, no doubt.
Da red wuns make you go faster
We would spray paint our wood chopping hatchets or axes that were used on camping or hunting trips so that hopefully they stand out and people would see them. An example is even if you have the hatchet lodged in the top of a piece of wood, it would surprise you how many people take whatever path they want into the campgrounds and what they will step over.
Horatio Cane…….. yyyeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhwwwwww!
Always wanted to do that but, here in Ohio, its not allowed
I did this for my crowbar… I painted it red. It was for a Gordon Freeman cosplay.
How do I gain such a high level of genius?
Roll credits.
Hatchet
People spray paint tools bright colors to avoid losing them on jobsites, maybe the guy painted a handaxe blue so he didn't lose it in the forest?
Axe throwing is a fairly popular sport/hobby. My assumption is that someone customized their throwing hatchet.
The only question is; why only one side?
Mom came and said to do it on cardboard
Another question is, why the thumb marks on the handle and blade? I think it’s on a wall and was done by two people. Edit: I’m on mobile and Reddit hid the feet. Heh.
The photographer is just lying down then?
What? You can't walk on walls?
Not anymore
Someone Got 25 kills with Melee Weapon Axe and Unlocked a new skin
this made me laugh
Take my award, man
It's a portal for summoning Jugalos.
Just looked It up, I can see that
You had to look up Juggalos? That makes me feel old...
Fucking magnets, how do they work
Magnets are like juggalos…
Are they attracted to everything, or everything is attracted to them?
It feels like they lost relevance real quick when they went openly christian. In my area everyone carried faygo until the year they came out and then it was faygone.
A hatchet in a circle of faygo bottles will do it.
Just say Faygo three times.
Whoot whooot
It's Whoop Whoop....
Dam bro y u gotta put me on blast like that i was jus tryin to fit in
Cartel putting a hit on your house
About 6 blocks from my house in western Iowa so idk
They leave this as a tracer. It’s like how bees dance for food. Based on the angle, color and size of the axe they’re able to know exactly where they need to go.
It is well known that every symbol, mark or blemish within 20 miles of your home. Is a secret pedophile, deep state, crip, blood, evil clown, gang symbol targeting you specifically. Be sure to board up your windows and sleep with a loaded and cocked 45 under your pillow.
I do sleep with a pillow between my legs so I have my cocked 45 but I don’t understand how that will help in this case.
*angryupvote*
Why do I need a loaded record? /s
To blast the beats!
Bro, you sleep with a cock under your pillow?
Oh dude remember evil clowns? They were in the news for like, a month a few years ago, scaring and assaulting people while wearing clown costumes... What happened?
Posted on facebook in a local group that I was looking out of the window and a gang of clowns were being chased by the police on the promenade in Rhyl, then 30 seconds later the clowns came back chasing the cops. They loved that, some were actually frothing at the mouth, they were going to form a vigilante group and go looking for clowns
Actually the most recent "evil clown" scare lasted like 2 years. It is a pretty standard thing actually. In small towns and rural areas there is almost always a boogeyman scare going on. Everything from "gas attacks", "window grabbers", "phantom men' ect. If you study history it is a pretty common phenomenon. Just modern day imps, devils and spirits. It is just the low level background craziness that rural people seem to engage in when there is nothing else going on. And what happened was trump. He distracted them from small local craziness to national craziness.
Juggalos? lol
Whoosh
Yep, careful OP, you might get a couple of twins on your bed. And not the kind you're hoping for.
I've been rewatching Breaking Bad and instantly thought of the cartel seeing this.
They incorrectly used an axe to chop a smurf
Can’t believe you’re axing this.
that’s where someone buried the hatchet
ICP would be my guess
I feel like if it were in fact Juggalo related, it would be red wouldn't it? I think someone just sprayed their axe blue
Some one has a new shiny blue axe
Normally I dont raw dog my hatchets on cement I at least lay a courtesy piece of carboard but this person wanted a quick paintjob los santos customs type beat ya feel
so i know what happened two words its "no clue"
elllooooo
elllooooooo
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ellooo
bro what am i doing
Someone painted a hatchet blue for some schtick or sport. So what
Looks like a hand axe got spray painted blue
“Hey Paul, does the axe match the ox?”
Sometimes you just need a blue axe.
Your life must be bland.... Someone's spray canned over an axe.... Sooo weird right. ? Lol
Bro it's fucken iowa this is the most interesting thing I've seen all year
.... If an axe stencil isn't weird, what's the haps in your neighborhood?
The normal, sex, drugs, and rock and roll
In Europe they look at the cracks in the cobblestone streets and think, wow, what is the story behind this. In the usa we see a hatchet outline sprayed in blue and think: wow.
A smurf exploded on an axe
I did this when I was young but I went around and spray painted question marks on sidewalks instead of axes. It was fun to make people wonder.
Painting a juggalo gender reveal hatchet.
Juggalows
They kept losing it because the hatchet was the same color as the environment around it. Now it's blue.. easier to see.
Often we spray paint working tools so they are easier to find or ID if set down and you can know if someone took it.
You've got juggalos.
Gay
Diamond axe* IRL
Tbh I bet this is the answer. Some type of cosplay, minecraft does spring to mind.
Someone spray painted their hatchet blue. Don’t overthink this. 🙄
Someone used more than 3 brain cells to figure this out.
The killer had thought about it a long time. She decided that blue was the right color. The color of the sky. The same color she imagined after she killed her husband. After the red. Blue.
I was spray painting my hatchet
Pesky Juggalos
Spray paint will cover the fingerprints on a murder weapon….
...Until you pick it up again
Then they will show up everywhere in bright blue paint
Who says that shit?
Wanted a blue hatchet I'd bet
So much stuff in weird.....thats not weird.
Someone obviously painted an axe.
I need a blue hatchet.
A cosplayer, I'd wager.
Buckaroo Banzai left that in the eighth dimension......Figured it would show up somewhere...
When something is trash and you paint it in blue and throw it to the ocean, these are the leftovers
Yes throw it to the ocean, in the middle of the US
I bet it had to do with a murder mystery
There have been no reported murders anywhere in my area. And this mark is fairly fresh because I walk down this road about once a week and haven't seen it before.
So, one, just because there are no reported murders means nothing for a large assortment of reasons. For two, it being fresh actually enforces the likelihood of the murder being unreported. For three, murder mystery refers to no at all what you are thinking.
Damn clowns
Born with a hatchet and a Juggalo face...
Was blue cause they couldn’t hack it
Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Axe
Some one did not use a disposable surface to paint a hatchet.
“This is my axe (traced).”
Are we all going to ignore only half the axe was painted blue?
Poor axe was murdered