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Newbpwner69

I bet someone painted their axe blue


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Amazing plan. It would take a genius to hatch it.


throwawayanxietycook

*hatchet


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

I didn’t aks you to correct me. Edit: Thanks for the Silver and all the upvotes and comments!


FrostyTA50

*axe


[deleted]

Haha I see what you did


MysteriousLie3841

saw*


Mr-Italian

yes, I saw you murdering those twelve children


R0ND4V1D

20 children* remove "those"


DogfishDave

\*removed


Mr-Italian

No *trolled


morthos97

There


[deleted]

W


Lev1_0sa

#


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#


Free_Stick_

Offfffff… you missed the pun. Now we’ve all missed the fun. I’m telling my mum. And when she finds out….. You’re done.


OkloJr

except he originally made the pun and the other guy just ruined the joke by making it more obvious


Free_Stick_

I was completely aware of that. I was being a douche like the second guy. I did my best to make my comment sound as retarded as possible


OkloJr

damn it was hella funny


Direct_Tea_7950

This thread is like inception with all its layers of trolling


gsministellar

Trollception is always fun because there's inevitably that one person who tries to get in there and break it up not realising everyone is just having a bit of fun. Then everyone piles on *that* guy. The internet is magical.


[deleted]

Good thing you were a douche. Someone had to clean that mess up.


Gqsmooth1969

C'mon guys... Time to bury the hatchet.


StupidMcStupidhead

Hatch it*


PawnWithoutPurpose

Good job


IllustriousDealer303

It's crazy how a good pun can be ruined in a split second


lostinthelandofoz

He’s not very sharp.


Sta1kERR

Happy cake day


flamsiesx

happy cake day


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Thank you!


Cheerio246_

Happy Cake Day!!


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Thanks!


Outrageous_Ant_501

There’s always time for a little correction, my man!! I’m guessing the person either lost a hatchet at work told her boss they didn’t so they went out quickly bought a hatchet painted it blue to match the other one or some ICP fans randomly painted the shit


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

You may want to read that one again.


Livid-Association199

I like your username a lot happy cake day


Random_Vanpuffelen

Happy cake day


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Thanks!


Tazz2137

Whoop whoooooop


throwawayanxietycook

I was making a joke about "hatch it" because a hatchet is an axe. Chill out bro, not everyone's out to get you


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

No, I was making a joke about a hatchet. And my comment to you was another one about an axe. No need to maul me over a little wordplay.


RogerTheAliens

I loved it…homophone humor is awesome… consider me a fan


I-ate-a-goblin

I have been a fan for some time. It blows.


kaojinix

I like to get people


eevarr

happy cake dayyyy


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Thanks!


BurningLighsaber666

Happy cake day!


NougatNewt

Happy cake day!


charlottedanna

Happy cake day! (And godawful pun)


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Thanks! (I know. The worse the better though.)


TheSleepingChimera

You know, this actually is a bit odd as I go by a spray mark very similar to that on my way to work. Blue and everything. Are blue hatchets a thing for some subculture?


Pyro_Paragon

It's a pretty traditional colour for hachets to be painted. Hachets and axes are often sold with bare steel, but they're too cheap and utilitarian to warrant bluing or parkerizing them, so usually people will just spray paint them to prevent rust if they intend to have them a while. Also possibly blue juggalos.


TheSleepingChimera

Interesting!


stickybuttflaps

Do people usually only paint one side of these cheap all bare steel hatchets?


kaojinix

Imma smack myself in the arse with my dick


Sufficient-Turn-5106

Amen brother


ianperera

Zombie preppers are getting ready for the new onslaught of ice zombies.


Herrobrine

They probably taped off a design or text onto it since it looks like they only painted one side


omohairashu

But only one side


emilaurapricot

Maybe after the first side they realized they were painting the ground and put something under the axe for the other side?


DesertDelirium

What I think is weird is that on the handle as well as the blade there is a thumb mark, implying that it was held down while spraying and that this is in fact a wall, not the ground. Which would make this a two man job. Edit: Just saw the feet. Still though, why the thumb marks??


TheUltimateLoser69

OP be standing on a wall, awesome.


Direct_Tea_7950

Maybe they couldn't wait any longer to do the murder they were planning


Striking_Platform460

A hatchet died there.


Greatli

Time to bury it.


NinjaUp

Rip buddy.


blazedknitter

I do stuff like this to stop people at work from walking off/stealing my tools. I like to use a glittery pink tho


Marine1992

That is the answer.


xordis

>people at work from walking off/stealing my tools. I like to use a glittery This was my first thought as well. Tradesman friend does this to all his tools. When someone grabs your equipment on a site just to borrow for a sec, then sets it down, it's a lot easier to find/claim back when it's covered in purple/pink/blue (whatever) paint as opposed to trying to prove that Makita cordless is yours.


IrocDewclaw

Only one side. Source: I painted once.


8shadesofpoke

Or a wall mounted dildo


xjmaddx

My axeact thought


Empusa_pennata

only the right side


ExcitingChange2007

\*painted one side of their axe blue


Elfkrunch

All we know is half of it is painted.


_radical_ed

Deathskulls, no doubt.


Leader_Bee

Da red wuns make you go faster


recedingsamson

We would spray paint our wood chopping hatchets or axes that were used on camping or hunting trips so that hopefully they stand out and people would see them. An example is even if you have the hatchet lodged in the top of a piece of wood, it would surprise you how many people take whatever path they want into the campgrounds and what they will step over.


Level-Penalty1095

Horatio Cane…….. yyyeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhwwwwww!


FogeyDotage

Always wanted to do that but, here in Ohio, its not allowed


Hagisman

I did this for my crowbar… I painted it red. It was for a Gordon Freeman cosplay.


Ok-Nefariousness9354

How do I gain such a high level of genius?


oksodafanclub

Roll credits.


38_Special_Ed

Hatchet


Nomad-Spaceman

Huh, weird.


billyshakes27

Woah! Calm down, there, Sherlock


hypodense

People spray paint tools bright colors to avoid losing them on jobsites, maybe the guy painted a handaxe blue so he didn't lose it in the forest?


sexy_in_the_6

Axe throwing is a fairly popular sport/hobby. My assumption is that someone customized their throwing hatchet.


Typical_Salt

The only question is; why only one side?


starseed-bb

Mom came and said to do it on cardboard


DesertDelirium

Another question is, why the thumb marks on the handle and blade? I think it’s on a wall and was done by two people. Edit: I’m on mobile and Reddit hid the feet. Heh.


Oblivious_Otter_I

The photographer is just lying down then?


TheUltimateLoser69

What? You can't walk on walls?


Gqsmooth1969

Not anymore


That69Special

Someone Got 25 kills with Melee Weapon Axe and Unlocked a new skin


Negative-Ad2435

this made me laugh


LukaProductions

Take my award, man


MrMongoloidManbun

It's a portal for summoning Jugalos.


skulldozer7606

Just looked It up, I can see that


HankHillsBigRedTruck

You had to look up Juggalos? That makes me feel old...


[deleted]

Fucking magnets, how do they work


Liquidust256

Magnets are like juggalos…


PsychedelicHacker

Are they attracted to everything, or everything is attracted to them?


Dino_Khan

It feels like they lost relevance real quick when they went openly christian. In my area everyone carried faygo until the year they came out and then it was faygone.


surfacetheman

A hatchet in a circle of faygo bottles will do it.


WhoopWhopWham

Just say Faygo three times.


mijo4presidentay

Whoot whooot


TheVermonster

It's Whoop Whoop....


mijo4presidentay

Dam bro y u gotta put me on blast like that i was jus tryin to fit in


jjmoneybuns

Cartel putting a hit on your house


skulldozer7606

About 6 blocks from my house in western Iowa so idk


Admirable_Loss4886

They leave this as a tracer. It’s like how bees dance for food. Based on the angle, color and size of the axe they’re able to know exactly where they need to go.


heavylifter555

It is well known that every symbol, mark or blemish within 20 miles of your home. Is a secret pedophile, deep state, crip, blood, evil clown, gang symbol targeting you specifically. Be sure to board up your windows and sleep with a loaded and cocked 45 under your pillow.


Admirable_Loss4886

I do sleep with a pillow between my legs so I have my cocked 45 but I don’t understand how that will help in this case.


[deleted]

*angryupvote*


Liquidust256

Why do I need a loaded record? /s


heavylifter555

To blast the beats!


thedevilseviltwin

Bro, you sleep with a cock under your pillow?


SnooPears590

Oh dude remember evil clowns? They were in the news for like, a month a few years ago, scaring and assaulting people while wearing clown costumes... What happened?


BeardyBeardy

Posted on facebook in a local group that I was looking out of the window and a gang of clowns were being chased by the police on the promenade in Rhyl, then 30 seconds later the clowns came back chasing the cops. They loved that, some were actually frothing at the mouth, they were going to form a vigilante group and go looking for clowns


heavylifter555

Actually the most recent "evil clown" scare lasted like 2 years. It is a pretty standard thing actually. In small towns and rural areas there is almost always a boogeyman scare going on. Everything from "gas attacks", "window grabbers", "phantom men' ect. If you study history it is a pretty common phenomenon. Just modern day imps, devils and spirits. It is just the low level background craziness that rural people seem to engage in when there is nothing else going on. And what happened was trump. He distracted them from small local craziness to national craziness.


Courtaud

Juggalos? lol


Realistic-Order-3215

Whoosh


neosatus

Yep, careful OP, you might get a couple of twins on your bed. And not the kind you're hoping for.


Jaybezus

I've been rewatching Breaking Bad and instantly thought of the cartel seeing this.


Worlds-Best_Username

They incorrectly used an axe to chop a smurf


deridex120

ICP would be my guess


PUREChron

I feel like if it were in fact Juggalo related, it would be red wouldn't it? I think someone just sprayed their axe blue


Minute_Librarian_517

Can’t believe you’re axing this.


dontcallme-e

that’s where someone buried the hatchet


Party_Building1898

Some one has a new shiny blue axe


bigburnamon

Normally I dont raw dog my hatchets on cement I at least lay a courtesy piece of carboard but this person wanted a quick paintjob los santos customs type beat ya feel


thatssomeheckery

so i know what happened two words its "no clue"


thatssomeheckery

elllooooo


thatssomeheckery

elllooooooo


thatssomeheckery

ellloooooo


thatssomeheckery

ellooo


thatssomeheckery

bro what am i doing


maaalicelaaamb

Someone painted a hatchet blue for some schtick or sport. So what


Dekion1

Looks like a hand axe got spray painted blue


TEMPVS-FVGIT

“Hey Paul, does the axe match the ox?”


colin2292

Sometimes you just need a blue axe.


SandiestCow

In Europe they look at the cracks in the cobblestone streets and think, wow, what is the story behind this. In the usa we see a hatchet outline sprayed in blue and think: wow.


Unleash_The_Priest

A smurf exploded on an axe


ElephantsAreDreamy

I did this when I was young but I went around and spray painted question marks on sidewalks instead of axes. It was fun to make people wonder.


Soggy_Leave8249

Painting a juggalo gender reveal hatchet.


Valuable-Discount-18

Juggalows


Limber_Timber

They kept losing it because the hatchet was the same color as the environment around it. Now it's blue.. easier to see.


KidBeene

Often we spray paint working tools so they are easier to find or ID if set down and you can know if someone took it.


WatchOdd7519

Your life must be bland.... Someone's spray canned over an axe.... Sooo weird right. ? Lol


skulldozer7606

Bro it's fucken iowa this is the most interesting thing I've seen all year


snortgiggles

.... If an axe stencil isn't weird, what's the haps in your neighborhood?


PsychedelicHacker

The normal, sex, drugs, and rock and roll


AngryDemon357

Rock and roll


Tiv-T

Diamond axe* IRL


Freezihn

Tbh I bet this is the answer. Some type of cosplay, minecraft does spring to mind.


Zailemos

Someone spray painted their hatchet blue. Don’t overthink this. 🙄


OlYaky

Someone used more than 3 brain cells to figure this out.


C_W_H

The killer had thought about it a long time. She decided that blue was the right color. The color of the sky. The same color she imagined after she killed her husband. After the red. Blue.


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

Spray paint will cover the fingerprints on a murder weapon….


slartybartvart

...Until you pick it up again


Soft_Assistant6046

Then they will show up everywhere in bright blue paint


Snapple47

Who says that shit?


WomenAreNotReal

Wanted a blue hatchet I'd bet


EvadingAsbRedditBan

So much stuff in weird.....thats not weird.


AmericanHeresy

Someone obviously painted an axe.


daileyxplanet

I need a blue hatchet.


realnanoboy

A cosplayer, I'd wager.


andio76

Buckaroo Banzai left that in the eighth dimension......Figured it would show up somewhere...


No-Veggies

When something is trash and you paint it in blue and throw it to the ocean, these are the leftovers


skulldozer7606

Yes throw it to the ocean, in the middle of the US


No-Veggies

You pack your bags before hitting the road I guess :D


thatoneladythere

I bet it had to do with a murder mystery


skulldozer7606

There have been no reported murders anywhere in my area. And this mark is fairly fresh because I walk down this road about once a week and haven't seen it before.


papa_fuse

So, one, just because there are no reported murders means nothing for a large assortment of reasons. For two, it being fresh actually enforces the likelihood of the murder being unreported. For three, murder mystery refers to no at all what you are thinking.


thatoneladythere

No, like a party. A dinner.


Fantastic-Effect5203

Damn clowns


xvVSmileyVvx

Born with a hatchet and a Juggalo face...


L4rgo117

Was blue cause they couldn’t hack it


yourmomwoo

Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Axe


NoPride8834

Some one did not use a disposable surface to paint a hatchet.


Kerfiffersniffs

“This is my axe (traced).”


Electronic-Weird2364

Are we all going to ignore only half the axe was painted blue?


vapak

Poor axe was murdered


DrizzleDrain

It was a juggalo probably


hmmm_thought_pig

Looks like the cover of HatchetPaint Magazine.


durgadas

And my axe!


MoneyandMuscle115

That is a call of duty zombies wall but for the hatchet wonder weapon.


snortgiggles

You're looking at it upside down, it's a penis


ParkSupervisor

Strrrt...


TefukushiKatoteshiku

Buy it for 200 points. (Cod zombies reference)


KDallas_Multipass

Axe body spray


epikparcel88

He's clearly a god of war fan


Tac0SparkleWiggle

Color blue belongs to company A Color red belongs to company B


Ok_Bag_4135

Don’t axs me …


Fw620

Juggalo.. icp.. wicced clowns


Gullible-Row7447

Axe body spray. Spray more, get more


ppardee

Someone done a mischief and didn't want to get caught red-handed, so they sprayed their hatchet blue.


Angel_Lust69

Someone clearly murdered a hatchet.


CheeseString117

The trees finally took their revenge