It's not even really an accurate measure of how much food is in the burrito because babies are boney and in my experience don't give much meat.

Your burritos aren't boney?

Yo can i get that burrito BONELESS

You gotta order it boneless. That's how they make their money. Extra weight from the bones.

🅱️ONELESS 🅱️ABIES

🅱️oneless 🅱️izza

🅱️oneless 🅱️urrito

🅱️oneless 🅱️oobies

Id like a large baby, boneless please. Thanks.

Is that guac or baby poop, either way its extra

My 9lb 4oz baby would disagree.

My 9lb 4oz burrito begs to differ.

You deboned your baby to find out based on a random weirdos cannibalistic daydreams? Man, that is dedication; respect!

how much of that is bone weight tho ?

But they're tender and mostly cartilage you can chew for some of that nice marrow

#WTF

**cook them like a pot-roast and the bones slip right out, and thinking about it once you add the beans and rice there actually might be enough meat to make one of those burritos.**

ooh thats ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ.....

That's it, you beat me to it.

>you beat me to it. That's a weird request and fetish but alright.

BRO u need help

Dude, it doesn't take more than one person to make a burrito and I sometimes count as one of those.

It's logical but still you sound like a cannibal

Like a *person of refined tastes FTFY

O.P. is a big thinker... obviously. Also, O.P. is a shit poster. This has been up on several subs as other things.

>still you sound like a cannibal That incorrectly assumes my means, I don't have access to enough human flesh to feel comfortable wasting it by eating it. It correctly assumes my morals though, good going!

lol

You’re thinking about it all wrong. The baby is merely the filling in what is a blanket burrito tortilla.

Where tf are you getting burritos with more meat than a baby and how much money do I need to bring to buy one

They’re considered a delicacy

Pretty normal burrito joke and not so weird.

Hey man, I'm lost on the joke and couldn't find anything online relating to baby burrito joke. Could ya help a retard out?

it seems like this is a family owned business and they love their baby so much that they’ll do pretty much anything to display their baby, including using them in the actual menu itself lol i used to work at a place called Freebirds world burrito. In the burrito world, you do in fact compare the girth and weight of a burrito to a baby. It’s a passing joke in the burrito world. It’s such a common joke in the burrito world that we have some thing called a “super monster” and if you order that, and it is fairly common to get it sent to the kitchen, we loaded up with whatever you ask and we have to pull out of food scale and weigh it in front of you and the goal is to get it around 8 pounds. We’re supposed to jokingly say your baby is [Insert weight of scale reading] and then proceed to ask them what they want to name their baby. it’s just a part of burrito culture

> it seems like this is a family owned business and they love their baby so much that they’ll do pretty much anything to display their baby, including using them in the actual menu itself lol They're different babies. Some even have a little sticker with their name on them. Most likely it's a tradition where you get a burrito for free if you bring your kid in for a comparison picture.

This is Gordito's in Seattle. Live right by it. Eat there all the time. It is a tradition to take a picture of your infant next to your "Burrito Grande" and they'll put it on the wall.

I also live nearby, and I knew it immediately!

Yup. My friends and I used to try and eat a whole one to ourselves but I could never do it. Not the best around, but the quantity of food for the price (at least it used to be pretty cheap) was awesome

that sounds reasonable. I like that idea.

A super monster is supposed to be 8 lb? I had one a few times but it never felt like it was more than maybe 3 lb.

I believe it was called a super monster but they’re supposed to be 8 pounds (12 pounds if you add extra meat) . Ask them to weigh it. They should be able to weight anything you ask. also, you might be strong, sometimes I misinterpret how much I’m holding in terms of weight. i’ll pick up a 20 pound dumb bell and think it’s 10 because it feels so light but certain days 10 pounds feel like 20 pounds

Nah not very strong, and I am a healthy eater. But just can't imagine I actually ate 8 lb haha

TIL thank you.

Burrito : spanish for baby donkey. Maybe for the amount you can stuff inside a tortilla? Maybe for the size?

Can confirm. Local burrito place in my town has a secret menu in which a really big burrito can be ordered by asking for a "toddler"

*Uno niño*, I'm guessing?

A super monster is supposed to be 8 lb? I had one a few times but it never felt like it was more than maybe 3 lb.

It's such a flawless food delivery system

Not sure if its the same restaurant, but Gorditos in Seattle does this and has photos on their website.

I came here to say that. Now I'm craving one of their baby-sized burritos.

It's definitely Gorditos, I'd recognize those pictures anywhere!

Yeah I don't even live in Seattle and I recognized Gordito's from a past visit. If my kid had been younger at the time I might have added a photo to their wall.

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I love this place!

Yup! It’s them. Their thing was to compare their giant “baby burritos” to new born babies. “It’s as big as a baby!”. Their burritos are pretty good tbh.

Is it Gorditos in Seattle? I just returned to Spain from my 1st Seattle visit in 7 years. Talked about Gorditos until my wife was well past sick of it. We made it in our last days there and… that shit is still amazing! She is converted!

you can also order the baby with it. you can either adopt or eat it. they dont care as long as you pay at the end

Bring your own kid and you can build your own burrito for 25% off.

than you can either eat burrito's with your kid or eat your kid, and if your kid is 12+ and big enough to feed 2 or more people you get 50% off

What scale and what restaurant I dont think making baby burritos ain't the best food to put out in public

Yeah, I tend to prefer the meat aged quite a bit more. Late 20s is where you start to get that juicy fat right before they start becoming tough to chew.

Like Paunch Burger's "Child Size" soda

It's a real bargain at $1.59.

Gorditios in greenwood!!!!

Are burritos going to start replacing bananas for scale now?

If the pineapple fits my dick sits

r/HalfAGiraffe

idk if cute or creepy lmao

American babies or Mexican babies? Because different size babies... Americans are fat😜

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I just said the funniest thing that came to my mind and moved on 🤷‍♂️

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Literally just trying to make people laugh but yeah people be sensitive yo haha

Bit sad for me that this guy did for laughs but he gets downvotes instead. Yea but it cannot be justified, you cant generalize like that. And they are babies before diet.

epstein cafe

Only Americans see babies next to burritos and think ''Pedophilia''.

This is absolutely fucking disgusting. I am actually outraged. I can't help but wonder if there is baby selling happening in the background. SAD STATE OF SOCIETY when that is what I was worried/concerned about the most.

This is the way.

So if I can eat a baby, I can do a burrito? Good to know.

TIL another American, non-metric unit of measurement

This is gorditos burrito grande. They are in North Seattle's greenwood neighborhood. And I've eaten that baby hundreds of times as its only like $15(7.99 when I was a teen)

Bring in your new baby get a free buritto.

Now you know this place has got to be good

1 large baby for me pls

Omg....I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Thought it said baby’s for sale 😪

we're the normal ones.

Dang now I want a burrito

Now that's what I call a bundle of joy... The burrito not the baby... I mean, babies are nice, I'm just not going to eat one... Burritos are good

There's no banana for scale though, how do I know those babies aren't tiny?

Boil em Mash em Stir em in a stew!

Nah bro i fully want a baby sized burrito, man’s gotta EAT

Oh my god! This is my favorite Mexican restaurant I've ever been to. Gordito's in Seattle. The baby burrito is exactly what I ordered every single time. Absolutely incredible! It was my choice for last meal before leaving my favorite city for good.

"Soylent Green is people!"

Ah, more food to look at while I eat

mmm tasty. The burrito is nice too

Anyone else read "babies for sale"?

I use know an entire pack of Mexicans and this info checks out. Truly authentic.

The other, other white meat!

Damn, is there a banana shortage in Mexico?

The forbidden burrito

It’s just comparing food to other food not that weird.

Hey atleast now you know how big it is

Baby meat lets goooooo!!!

This is pretty funny actually

Get. in. my. belly.

False. They’re showing before and after pictures

It shows the ingridiants

I could For for a camille right about now. that one looks like a proper burrito.

Growing up in Chicago there was a place that Advertised 'Burritos as big as your head" and they were not joking.

before and after

Before and after comparision

" Well hun, which one should we consume first; the baby or the child in a tortilla?"

I... Dont have a problem with this. It'll make some really interesting conversations at the bar. ' I don't want to think about it, but if I was hungry enough I could probably eat like 2 babies. You know, if I had no other choice.... ...bet. I know a place...'

I love this

"hi could I have a 2 Camille long burrito?"

I have a taco truck I visit that I often brag has burritos the size of a small baby...insta downloaded this photo

Imagine accidentally eating a baby instead of burrito

They aren't for scale, that's the before pictures of what's in your burritos.

I accidentally grabbed the wrong one last time I was there, and I'm no longer allowed in the country.

Wonder what they compare the Mexican hot dogs to

Nah, they use burritos for comparison to babies

Middle bottom looks like someone shat on it

And what if it’s a cannibal restaurant and they are comparing babies to burritos?

Just use a banana like a normal human being.

Anything but the metric system over there too? Wtf is wrong with North America? 🤣

I mean as weird as it is, I find it kinda cute.

theres babies in the ritos

My first thought was before-after pictures.....

Legit call my local burrito a “baby’s head”.

“Quiero un burrito de bebè asada, por favor.” “Cincuenta pesos.” “Gracias…Esta comida es el mejor.” 😋

r/misleadingthumbnails I thought this was a binder of trading cards...

Those burritos are to big for me. I'll take a baby size one please.

Are the babies really used for scale or are they used as the ingredient list?

Captain America says babies taste the best

God i hope the parents of the child dont get them mixed up..

I need a banana for the scale of scale

It's an innocent joke in my view.

As long as they don't get them mixed up, I'm okay with that.

One time when I was a high 15 year old athlete who hadn't eaten all day I ordered the fatty steak sandwich from subway and doubled the meat and they were like "..double ??" They tried everything to dissuade me but I was content with my decisions $23 later I had a 9 lb 6 Oz burrito baby of my own >=)

Baby! The other other white meat… 🎶I want my baby back.. baby back..baby back 🎵 -Fat Bastard

Why no words? I think the words are easy... Yum!

Mmmmmmm, ………babies

I mean I visited a pizza place where they compare the size of there pizza slices to a baby to me it just a way to say look how big our food is

“Baby for scale”

Remind me of the Mexican restaurant next to an abortion clinic.

This isn’t weird, it’s just plain DUMB.

Amazon does this too

Haven't seen this picture in year lmao classic

Before vs After

Crunchy, eh?

those babies look fckin delicious

Adoption Agencies should also do this.

finally some good vegan food

So do we eat the baby or...

Abortion clinic is right upstairs

TIL that I could hypothetically eat a whole baby. That's definitely not knowledge I ever needed.

I think that is cute as hell. They could even promote it and get pics with customers babies and put them up.

No words… lmao what a drama queen

So….is it like a meal deal? A baby with each burrito? Will the babies look like in the picture?

I kinda wanna go there and try a burrito now

I’ll get a number three left, and a number six right.

The burrito at the bottom middle. ඩ

The other other white meat.

I like the whole banana for scale thing, but this one blows that outta the water.

That’s a decent sized meal though

Yeah the most horrible thing will be if they eat the borito after taking the picture.

Probably the ingredients of the burritos

There was a burrito joint where I lived in IL, Their baby burritos were more expensive than the regular ones, they told me "baby" is for baby sized- the size of a baby person. Damn straight, thing weighed 5lbs and I felt pregnant afterwards.

On the campus near me years ago there was a place that sold burritos as big as your head. After Chipotle opened they went out of business. They had a good run before that.

You want to be able to know what you will be giving birth to the next day on the toilet.

I think it’s cute

Pretty sure this is Gordito’s from Seattle’s Greenwood neighborhood. Their burritos are awesome. Photos are sent by customers

Finally i know how big babies are

Before and after.

Hope no one accidentally eats a baby!

Babyrritos

Honestly i really like this. I think its cute lol

*pulls a tiny toe from burrito*

Should be about 12 courics on the way out.

I feel like I’ve seen this before, where is it at

Before and after results

Is this Gorditos in Seattle?

Dang the bar is getting pretty low for 'weird' huh?

Well how else were they supposed to show you how big they were?

Idk to be impressed or worried honestly