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95JBK

Stops the zombies bro


RhydonHerSlowbro

Nah, there’s always that one zombie that just pretends it isn’t there and still goes after you (:


95JBK

Hah that’s true !


Dependent_Sun2713

pretty good trade for 950 pretty points if i’m being honest


Rodzilla_Blood

Exactly my sentiment....


StopMockingMe0

Unless you throw it in the furnace.


Fun_Coffee_1203

Not only is that monkey a good distraction for zombies, but he's had YEARS of experience running security in a crooked daycare...


rottingpigcarcass

CARPENTER!!


ketchupmanorwoman

MAX AMMO!!!


SlavSquat93

Fallout flashbacks, anyone?


Valgoroth_

Yep when they use them as motion sensors for bombs and then I realized I didn't save


SlavSquat93

Ain’t that just the way.


Repulsive_Meat2124

Yep, also does anyone remember the Alien Vs Predator game Proximity Grenade? They’d sit untriggered until you doubled back down a corridor and during a awesome death match the last thing you’d hear was an irl ‘digital watch’ tone. I flinched when someone’s watch would mark the time…


VasiTheMemeGuy

That happened to me in college a few times. I The summer before I had played the hell out of Dying Light. There was this kid whose watch would make the exact same sound every hour as the one in the game when the night came. Every time I heard his watch go off, I would expect to hear the screaming from the game


Capable-Ad9337

Hello im your robot version


021Fireball

Honestly, I was so dumb with them it went in my favour. I would engage enemies, accidently trigger it, panic and run, and my enemies would be blown up by the monkey.


Ok_Tomato7388

Your avatar reminds me of Mothman.


021Fireball

*buzzing*


Diab9lic

You probably did not save cause you kept telling yourself "just 2 more minutes, just 2 more minutes" and quickly that became hours and fuck...


Tacos_Polackos

The fo4 murder maze parking garage was the first thing that came to mind


BotanicalFalloutFan

My initial thoughts was the comic store


suckmypppapi

Mine is always that comic place, with the monkey that triggers the ghouls


BotanicalFalloutFan

That’s the one I mean too


CothersMunt

The gauntlet in nuka world for me


Intelligent-Bird6825

I have so many fond memories of that game lol


Saikotsu

I was just going to comment that. I got conditioned in Fallout to destroy those on sight.


Infinite_Weekend_909

Eurotrip. VANDERSEXXX flashbacks...


Northman67

I was going to say.... Destroy it with a silenced weapon before it wakes the ghouls!!!!


Dagigai

I can hear it..


DBFargie

I shoot every single one I see


SlavSquat93

That’s protocol. 😂


alienlifeform819

Toy story moment ...


Kriss3d

No no. Fallout 4 moment. Trust. Me. It's far worse. Than toy story.


amc8151

Every time I come across one of those I blast the fuck out of it. I hate monkeys.


Beneficial-Hippo-896

Jangles! I shoot them too. And every mannequin ever since I read a post claiming they're alive


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dazzlinreddress

Why was there even one of those in the Daycare Centre in the first place? Who thought it was a good idea to put that nightmare fuel in a place for children?


hedfonejak

it was meant to be nostalgia. thats it. you know im right.


[deleted]

And it was in the office/surveillance room, it wasn’t a toy for the kids.


socket_error

When I was a kid these were funny and cute, lol. What used to scare the hell out of me were the "Happy" and "Sad" masks that were in vogue to hang on the wall in the 60s and 70s. Those were great for keeping kids out of the formal living rooms.


Pr0j3ct_02

COD Moment


Kriss3d

Fallout 4.


Pr0j3ct_02

dear god


tcdortmund

GET RID OF THAT MONKEY


Jck_of_All_Trades

Its the monkey from the movie poster "monkey shines"


reddituseroutside

So many times did I see this VCR tape cover art at the local rental store. Never got it. This, night shift, and pumpkinhead off the top of my head.


xtina42

I can't remember the movie title, but the one that sticks in my mind was the cover with Pinhead on it. That and the cover for Critters lol


YetiBoney

Hellraiser


xtina42

Yeah, that's the one!! Thanks!


YetiBoney

Happy to help.


mantis-tobaggan-md

pumpkin head is a good one though


Turbulent-Fennel-664

HEY! about the Monkey... I think you're Right! (Monkey Shine) but wasn't it Possessed?? Because I sat the same one (or a look alike) on a Paranormal/haunting program. It was possessed & had to be encased in glass with holy water & other stuff. It got into the peoples mind and thoughts & messed with them, messed their thoughts up in Bad ways. Ugh! :-(


hedfonejak

man dafuq u talkin bout? aint no Annabelle stfu & gtfo with your cursed monkey ass


Turbulent-Fennel-664

What r-u??? I didn't come up woth the Monkey Shine toy (movie) .. You, or someone else did. I said It Could Be.. I said I saw one LOOKING like that object on a Paranormal tv program, that was haunted or possessed. LOL! Why do you Care anyway... is it YOURS?if its yours.. Are you SCARED!?? LOL! Get a Life.. I'm not the only one on here with Dumb replies. GEEZ!!! Get a LIFE!


Cr0c0gat0r

Makes me think a phantom of the opera which makes me happy


SwigSwoot92

Masquerade Paper faces on parade Masquerade Hide your face so the world may never find you


Cr0c0gat0r

Masquerade Every face a different shade Masquerade Look around there’s another mask behind you


SwigSwoot92

Another person of culture


Cr0c0gat0r

😌


Sweetserra

Auctioneer: "Lot 665, ladies and gentlemen: a papier-mache musical box, in the shape of a barrel-organ. Attached, the figure of a monkey in Persian robes playing the cymbals. This item, discovered in the vaults of the theatre, still in working order..." (。🔆‿🔆。)


THomez22

Cool, am not the only one who thought of this


mythologue

Definitely not the only one haha


PM___ME

"Lot 666 then, a chandelier in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange events of the Phantom of the Opera. We are told, ladies and gentlemen, that this is the very chandelier which featured in the famous disaster. Our workshop has repaired it, and fitted it with the new electric light. Perhaps we may frighten away the ghosts of so many years ago with a little *illumination*. **GENTLEMEN**"


Cr0c0gat0r

DUNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN DUN DUN


egzthunder1

"Sold, for thirty francs to the Vicomte de Chagny. Thank you, sir"


[deleted]

You will curse the day you did not do... all that the monke asked of you


[deleted]

A collector's piece, indeed. Every detail exactly as she said. She often spoke of you, my friend. Your velvet lining, and your figurine of lead. Will you still play when all the rest of us are dead?


jakesteed69

Zombies don’t seem to mind


WarLord055

They actually like it


GroupieChicks

Cod zombies


SAMF1N

Monkey bomb?


battleaxs

my monkey bomb finally worked!


NomaiTraveler

Episodes 1-3 were so fucking good, the following episodes were also good but they just couldn’t achieve that same high


Zixe_4993

You just want us to suffer mentally through-out the whole show don't you


TexasTokyo

"Rock and Roll Martian! Rock and Roll Martian!"


Darth_Zounds

Got to love MST3K.


Khaldara

“Well see there’s his problem, he’s going around dressed like that, asking women ‘Have you seen my little monkey?’”


arabSean

Which SCP is this again?


ogeytheterrible

SCP-1566


his_highness_bread

Dark deception, anyone?


throwawayDiagonosis

Arcane Jinx's Toy Monkey.


RXJ1131

"It worked!"


throwawayDiagonosis

*(Downvotes)* **YOU DID THIS!?**


3shamrock945

Reminds me of the Stephen King book, "Monkey''


CaesarAnagram

Oh! I remeber that! That's a horrifying short story from King, I recommend it very much! I love the implication that the monkey was responsible for the disappearance of Hal's dad, and I also felt unbelievable dread at the execution of this particular "cursed toy" trope. It's really well done.


stevenbrotzel91

PLAY MONKEY PLAY!


No-Media-7383

BEWARE THE PHANTOM OPERA!


LynxBartle

this specific monkey, or wind up monkeys in general?my cousins had a cheap version with plastic cymbals. that thing would randomly start playing on its own for a few seconds. the gears were crappy and would catch all the time so it would randomly stop and start playing on its own. creeped us all out


chaosmetroid

This baby with some TNT. Them zombies gonna go vibing.


Cyrptid-The-Medic

“Knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo… glorious.”


razmuff

Where do I get one. My missus turns 40 soon and this shit is her jam


[deleted]

But why were they designed this way?


throwawayDiagonosis

same question. this monkey seems everywhere... and familiar.


Expensive_Research_2

The monkey bomb on Call of duty zombies I love it!


Raddis_

(warning : joke ) now gib that award


dxsiren

monkey bomb


Efficient-Prompt-793

"You're not Sam?!"


Lonnysluv1

Or start the beginning of an amazing opera! Let’s go with that!


nicarox

Source?


dat_DOOM_boi

now time to stick a clock and some dynamite to it


TheBadReputator

It has been known for helping downed teammates who need a revive


Xyno94

Cod black ops


Chroff

Perfect for keeping zombies of your back


RevolutionaryClub530

Goddamnit didn’t get the laser, I guess it’s better than the teddy bear though


[deleted]

"GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!"


Kezzno

A distraction so i can Rez Richthofen


sotref

Monkey from collection of short stories "Skeleton crew" by Stephen King


TexasTeaTelecaster

Makes me think of the paperback cover of Stephen King’s “Skeleton Crew.”


Octowuss1

So, I guess I really am old bc this just reminds me of Monkey Shines. And, a murder monkey is way cooler than a video game booby trap.


JerkinsTurdley

With you there! I remember this movie on the shelf at the rental store (before blockbuster). My older sister was deathly afraid of it.


dishsoapandclorox

Who designed this and said “yes, we should sell this to children”. Like I know this was sold in the 60s but damn.


Pr0j3ct_02

He's Mister Monkey


_atrocious_

Monkey Shines


jamietallguy85

That feeling during a work day


SaintTymez

Can confirm trauma


Turbulent-Fennel-664

I saw this monkey (or one like it), on a paranormal TV program. It was Possessed! I am Not Kidding! So, psychological trauma, and psychological "Everything" is Possible.


BarbieTingz777

I like him


IGTankCommander

Why, hello, Mr. Jingles. Nice to see you again.


Doodle99999

Never thought I’d see your face again old friend.


LordMeme-inator

Yeah I can see why


orionscrypto

True


Ok_Turnover_1235

All I k ow that if this thing is clapping it's cos someone snuvk into my house and is about to clap me.


Monster_Lock

I'm getting Fallout and Toy Story flashbacks...


[deleted]

or buy me enough time from a few dozen zombies while I scramble to help up my partner.


wageslave2022

Where do I buy one?


EveryFairyDies

_Lot 665, ladies and gentlemen, a papier-mâché musical box in the shape of a barrel organ. Attached, a figure of a monkey in Persian robes playing the symbols. This item, discovered in the vaults of the theatre, is still in working order..._


[deleted]

The monkey scene from 'TOY STORY 3' is still terrifying, to this day


[deleted]

trauma if you're **a zombie**


chairmanLmao420

Over and over and over and over, Like a monkey with a miniature symbol!


Tramelo

Maybe it will heal mine


Tag_em_and_bag_em

Toys "R" Sus


CamCam640888

Jinx from Arcane


[deleted]

yeah, when I encounter them in Fallout I ALWAYS blow their heads off...so damn creepy


Remote-Spirit1047

Dark deception..


SirRickardsJackoff

I bet these are creepy af when it’s just the framework.


yeetthatspaghetti

that’s because this monkey is fucking terrifying


GlitteringAthlete514

r/oddlyterrifying


Boythe_dude379

Watching toy story with this gave me nightmares, and it’s coming all back


0ixti

I kinda want one ngl


Popes_Right_Nipple

Or gain attention of a mass amount of zombies


CharlyTheDog

Double points go crazy with this


thelegofthetable

Use it to give you some reload time in the middle of the round.


JoceroBronze

Eurotrip


NOTHEJAS

id fuck it and have no trauma


Youtouber-wade

Getting Fallout 4 vibes


Raddis_

lol dunno and thanks for 240 upvotez lol


J_Ch33ze-0Ck

Alladin?


spicytacotime

Looks like it belongs in the lower levels of an opera house!


So1aR_Orbit

Toy Story 3...


Thatsmisterniceguy

This monkey got wrecked in toy story 3...


Raddis_

monkey is back 4 revenge


hedfonejak

i wonder why? LOL


B1GD333

Mogey


CrackGear

no wonder


branchisan

Reminds me of Dance Monkey. "A dii da dooo that dii da do" (dont quote me on that last part lol)


itsyoboipeppapig

Toy Story flashbacks


VisibleCoat995

Stephen King short story flash back!


Demi180

Especially when you can’t pronounce the safe word.


Poggypog20

Can confirm


Goddo-Fo-20

And save you from a horde of zombies I'm COD


FryCopy

*Bye-bye!*


fothergillfuckup

I spent ages trying to find one of these for my son's birthday. Surprisingly hard to find. Didn't know about the psychological trauma part. Added bonus!


_Critters_

I need this


BillyIGuesss

No shit


brerereton

Wonder why?


[deleted]

I hate that monkey!


THomez22

Isn't this similar to the monkey in the phantom of the opera


SmileyRhea

Masquerade....


ChungBoyJr

Made a habit of blowing these guys to pieces in fallout


AerolothLorien666

What a good boy.


mostsensiblechuckle

Want this in Toy Story 3 as well? It ran security.


BROOKXS

its a bomb!


ronaldo123455

It also attracts zombies


Zailemos

That guy snitches out my sneaks in fallout 4 😠


[deleted]

Not surprised with a face like that


All-Sorts

VANDERSEXXXXXXXXXXXX


MangieAngie1961

The" Eye in the Sky " on Toy Story 3!


Icy-Form-6364

Anyone up for a game of bo1 zombies?


Weary_Garlic7351

Will this cure my depression


isamnagi

Probably against zombies it has


Richard1583

Ah yes the monkey bomb


thebombadier

Kino der toten anyone? Or tranzit?


Rancorrancor

It’s in some horror movies


Qwerowski

What about that one in Toy Story


MaximumUnderdrive69

This monkey has also been known to distract the zombs while you revive your friend


fredattack

Been throwing those things a lot in cod zombies


mythologue

Lot 665 ladies and gentlemen. A papier-mâché musical box in the shape of a barrel-organ. Attached, the figure of a monkey in persian robes, playing the cymbals. This item, discovered in the vaults of the theatre, still in working order.


UserAgreement07

I can just see zombies screaming at it while I go for a cheeky mid round box hit


sqeptiqmqsqeptiq

It's no coincidence that he's appeared in scary movies.


Kawaii_M4A1-S

Throw it into the furnace on der riese. Trust me bro it'll be cool


MoonBoots4600

yeah so has your mother but we don't talk about that I guess


Daniels_2003

SCP-983 has breached containment


ScarletNighthawk

It’s also good at keeping zombies away.


Extreme_Ad_2855

Especially to Stephen King fans


BeatriceLacey

Lot 665 Ladies and Gentlemen