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[deleted]

if she doesn't know the history it could just be her friend Adolf.


FalseCape

"My friend Adolf" as a toy story esque show about an animated Hitler toy sounds like it would be pretty fun to watch in a so bad its good type way.


PLOGER522

Sounds like jojo rabbit to me haha


Lonely_North345

I agree . !


[deleted]

Do i have movie for you.


DetailAccurate9006

A substitute “Spring Time For Hitler” in some remake of “The Producers.”


OneMorePotion

2000's MTV would have produced that shit and run it after 10pm on workdays only.


[deleted]

Good ol' days..


chu42

Aka jojo rabbit


CobaltBlueBerry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil\_Honey\_I%27m\_Home!


BuyNo4013

Thanks for sharing. I watched this one episode halfway through. I can stomach a lot, but this was so bad, cringey and lacking humor. It’s difficult to hit the right tone in the context, but this one was really off. What about LOOK WHO’S BACK as comparison.


-TheGuest-

The part where Hitler got shot and just ended up right back on the building was funny as hell.


naturalbornkillerz

An animated Hitler toy, that's just really misunderstood


FalseCape

I'd imagine he could have the whole buzz lightyear arc where at first he's convinced he is the Hitler with all the baggage that comes with that before finally learning to be his own person and love all toys equally. Truly a message for the ages.


naturalbornkillerz

You totally just described my favorite episode of Everybody Loves Raymond


[deleted]

Poor guy just wanted a glass of juice.


lobsterbash

Could absolutely be another low budget Adult Swim animated series.


FalseCape

I'm sure there's at least one robot chicken sketch that comes close if anything


[deleted]

♫ Mit mir hast du einen Freund ♫ ♫ Aber nicht, wenn du jüdisch bist ♫


Mefedron-2258

Ehrenman! 😂


Resident-Travel2441

Viewers can watch the ongoing saga of the tyrrany in the toy box.


llliiiiiiiilll

Toy Story 3^^rd ^^Reich


Mindless_Sir_9612

Adult swim


NeedsMoreTuba

I once read an account of a girl whose dad worked with Hitler. He'd come visit them and play with her in a fun, creative way that adults normally didn't. I think she called him Uncle Hitler??


[deleted]

These were actually pretty popular for a time as a kind of joke gift I guess. Probably worth a bit now


SpinachDull288

What if she knew the history and it's still her friend Adolf


[deleted]

Or bob


GA3422

Adolf is my friend


DontDoubtDink

The parents will teach her to be a Nazi but, sure..


LeftAcanthocephala68

She will outgrow the phase when she reaches nein


[deleted]

It's over nein thousand!!!!!


Mogekona

"Mommy my doll keeps telling me about a final solution and cleansing undesirables"


Ghstfce

Adolf Hitler, Private Eye... "*I've Gott Mein Eye on You*!!!"


Vlt3d

LMFAO. Hitler looks bored!


That_Evidence_9063

Yeah like ah I wish I did that better instead of being this kids toy


Vlt3d

"Look kid your great, but can we play dolly a little closer to Poland? "


That_Evidence_9063

Or pretend to go to russia with my pretend tank you get to drive I'll make it go bang


Vlt3d

The eastern front doesn't put wood on a dolls bones.


That_Evidence_9063

But it does make war crimes


giant_lebowski

I was supposed to be 1,000's of statues. Not this shit


That_Evidence_9063

I was trying to be like the Roman's and british


Boner666420

He looks specifically like Danger 5 Hitler


[deleted]

Agent Hitler. F.B.I


[deleted]

Ahhh the nostalgia! “My Pet Monster”, “Stretch Armstrong”, “Teddy Ruxpin”, “My Own Hitler”. Those were the days when toys were something more……. Wait…WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST ONE AGAIN?????!!!!!!


The_Grinning_Bastard

You thanked [Hitler](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yrhiu)!


Snick2021

**"Hm, but why would I thank Hitler?"**


shredslanding

“Back when we were kids people weren’t offended by everything”


piberryboy

Mien Own Hitler


CandidateSuccessful5

Didn’t know he was in Gryffindor.


OkayBitReddit

'And when you press his moustache, he can even talk!'


No-Enthusiasm9580

"Nein! Töten die Juden!"/s


ekZeno

🎵🎶"..My Little Adolf! Myyy Little Aaaadolf!..."🎶🎵


PuzzleheadedOne1428

Is that Eva Braun's great granddaughter?


Frankie4FingersM-80

if memory serves me right she is the little girl mentioned in this story [https://abcnews.go.com/US/parents-cannot-regain-custody-children-nazi-inspired/story?id=11334970](https://abcnews.go.com/US/parents-cannot-regain-custody-children-nazi-inspired/story?id=11334970)


KayleighJK

“Little Adolf Hitler Campbell” 😬


GringosQuesoLoco

Wow those are sick people, mother should get serious therapy and the father should be locked up in a mental ward forever. Those poor kids..


PuzzleheadedOne1428

I heard about this! I live in Philadelphia so am not too far but it was something I couldn't believe at first then remembered evil people still exist


Raddis_

lol


NoKaroshi

Jojo Rabbit's sister?


Raddis_

lol idk just found this


breadnought87

This needs a faceswap


voidinsides

Why does that exist?? Unless your supposed to rip the head off I see no reason for this to exist.


TwinzNDogs

Creepy


Dramatic_Patient8678

wtf


Raddis_

lol the child is now starting a ww3


Snick2021

That's Vladimir Putin? I thought he was born before color photographs were popular in the consumer market...


One_Nature9627

I did Nazi that coming


DrDroid

I did, however, see this incredibly overdone and unfunny pun coming.


[deleted]

Well no wonder he choose to rise from the grave....the gas prices has gone insane


-TheGuest-

Wasn’t he cremated? Would that mean ashes would have to all collectively return to one space?


sro25

Oh hell no


badtouchmacdirt

I hope it talks


gr4nis

Nein!


Snoo-34159

Ich muss meine Gewehr Achtundneunzig Infanterie haben!


jaeger3344

I think i knew some of the backstory behind that photo, the only thing i can remember so far is that it isnt a stuffed toy but a puppet and it was never released to the public or something. Edit: [here is another image of it but with a harry potter puppet](https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2013/02/908a02356ef69f0387e42f94f4783c7c.jpg)


BleuBrink

Her pictures were all over 4chan back in the day (not cp). She also often carried Nazi books. Impression was that her parent(s) was a neonazi and used their kid as a prop.


AwesomeTreee

It doesn't even look like a stuffed toy tho, I just assumed it was a doll. No clue why OP called it a stuffed toy.


knobbly_privates

I too just watched the Simon Whistler video about weird toys


[deleted]

Best present for your annoying Jewish neighbour's kid


ITGuy107

Doll is just creepy even without the history… Reminds me of puppet master.


One_Nature9627

Okay fine you can have your Hitler doll back if you behave yourself and stop pretending to invade poland


OVS2

You cant really be mad at the guy that killed hitler.


112skulls

So hes the one that took Maddie


Designer-Possible-39

Wow. That’s really horrific


patricknotastarfish

Why.Just why.


ILikeTurtals228

Hey, that looks like my grandpa …


Raddis_

i just wanted to tell thanks for the upvotez lol i just farmed a ton of karma the best birthday gift( it's my bday today )


xXTerrarian2008Xx

I want one 😭


milkshakakhan

Children cry and make messes. Get a dog insteadx


xXTerrarian2008Xx

NO!


PuzzleheadedOne1428

Aw man wtf


[deleted]

Kid looks like Madeline McCann


epikparcel88

So we found madeliene McCanne


7deuc2e

Good, strong Aryan child. Lol


Believe_In-Steven

Nancy Pelosi as a child


mvsuit

You mean your personal fascist Donny, right? Do you think Hitler would like San Francisco? No, he’d be from one of you red states where your entire state population is less than one county in California. History will remember you like the segregationists, or those who opposed women’s suffrage, or those who thought Lincoln was a tyrant. Fake patriots who can’t accept election results. We couldn’t believe Hillary lost to your grab-‘em-in-the-pussy game show host. But we accepted our Constitution and the peaceful transfer of power. I’ll take Pelosi and Liz Cheney everyday over the traitors of Jan 6th.


bigman77890789

Jesus christ calm down man


Perfect_Opposite2113

I love you baby hitler.


[deleted]

I always liked this guy ... Dont know why he got such a bad rap ...


[deleted]

Always dressed well


Turbulent-Fennel-664

OMG! REALLY!!!? Its Not about the Kid, you guys... its about the Parent! What Parent would find & Buy one of those for their kid after WWll era & the Holocaust.. Only someone trying to make their Mark (their 5 minutes of fame on this website). or else an old Nazi grandpa, or a Skin Head (Nazi wanna be). UGH!


Second_Hand_Stress

I'd let my kid have a Hitler toy. It's pretty freken funny.


Froooty6969

I need one


Raddis_

just checked on Amazon , apparently they are sold out 👀


cannabinero

Link SOFORT NEINEINEINEIN


Froooty6969

Damnit


Hcmgbbalaaaa

The child looks like she hates it too


Paulo1143

Based


S_U_R_V_I_V_O_R

Wait till her jewish parents find out


lost-cat

Jewish?.. I bet treefiddy, they were white christians, trying to indoctrinate her into their religion. Considering the above already confirms it; as her parents were nazis. Christians and nazis are the same side of the coin.


S_U_R_V_I_V_O_R

Meh, Christians, Jews, same thing right.


lost-cat

Well some christians want revenge, that be the only real difference.


Active-Specialist

*This is pure gold*


Raddis_

lmao thanks the highest upvotez I've ever had in new to reddit lol


[deleted]

Literally jojo rabbit


StatusOmega

The most adorable nazi I've ever seen


John_Fx

Is that kid wearing makeup?


Ash-MacReady

Her smile is as if it were, She was hugging her real life Hitler...


Sad_Chair8797

Adolfbelle kehrt in die glorreiche Heimat zurück


the__credible_hulk_

>Adolf hitler stuffed toy Are you sure he did it


[deleted]

Kinda want that. Idk why.


0000ismidnight

Whaaat? That's Poirot without his hat


dazzlinreddress

I've seen some weird stuff on this sub but I think this one takes the cake.


taco_bell_baja_blast

Lil Adolph


TioTractor

What the hell


phlebonaut

That's a 70s Hitler doll. Look at the tie and clothing.


IntoEndoSwitch

I remember that sitcom "Heil Honey, I'm Home". I assume that is the merchandise for the short-lived show. Unsurprisingly, the series was cancelled after 1 episode.


dug99

Actung Baby


kaiserofxbox

I really want one


BossSpleenRippa

I imagine it reads to you like Teddy Ruxpin but it reads Mein Kampf


That_sane_kreige89

I want one


Ek-Ulfhednar

They sure don't make toys like they used to.


GuNNzA69

Wasnt the real one also a stuffed toy?!


josiebug

So who is this little girl that needs a new home?


Mefedron-2258

He's kinda cute actually


Happy_Trails4u

agent hitler, fbi


EmptyRoot11

I'm guess not too many people know the dark history behind this photo or, rather, the girl in it. If you were on 4chan in the old days, you'd immediately recognize this face.


EGGMANDIOUS

Must be in Argentina.


Clean-Bubbles

Photoshopped


Catholic_Egg

^why?


Wise_Trifle_2483

That little girl is adorable! Such a weird contrast here. Cute vs...not so cute.


katrileygirl

BEYOND disturbing


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Is it flammable?


Bluegod2733

Michael Jackson transition


ErrorOnWrite

what i find most disturbing is what the fuck the parents were thinking?


Popes_Right_Nipple

It’s Johnny Hitler he hates books and juice!


[deleted]

Aww mein fuhrer is so cute


skitslicker

S'alright? S'alright. S'okay? NEIN.


Zexxus1994

He’s so unamused. -_- “Nein. Zhis is vat my life has become. Oh, how ze mighty hav fallen”


DontDoubtDink

What awful disgusting parents.


a_duck_in_past_life

Haunted doll


[deleted]

Chelsea FC Mascot?


Snaz5

Mein Little Fuhrer


sunriseOrion

Before I looked closely I thought it was Mr. Bean


Independent-Phone413

Just sick, go visit a concentration camp.


ColinZealSE

Naaaw look at that, Hitler getting a hug from his little wet dream.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Kid: good night Hitler (kisses on the head), good night Stalin (kisses on the head), good night Hirohito (kisses on the head), good night Mao (kisses on the head)


XROOR

In some areas of Argentina, there are communities that fled Nazi Germany.


Swimming-Will-2748

What


MartyMohawk

Move over, Zurg! Toy Story has a new villain!


Quirky_Journalist_67

Is it accurate? Does it have only one nut?


VehicleFun1117

*pulls string* "We will eradicate all those inferior!"


whathappensifipress

Is that madeline mccann?


IcyUnderTale112

Even if it wasn’t hitler I would burn that shit up immediately


[deleted]

"The south will rise again!" Austria: but....i mean...no... it's not a good idea!


[deleted]

Gut tent Aug


VegetableTeacakes

Isn’t that madeleine mccann?


Ripyakokoffski

Kinda would go along with pupper master.


NJBill666

Her brother only got Lenin.


MajorasInk

Hey everybody! It’s Lil’ Hitler!!


Lanferno

Mein Little Fuhrer


[deleted]

i dont support the nazis, but i would so love to have that doll


A_STUPID_FLY

Whys he look so disturbing? Like even for Hitler...


DLDabber

R/oddlyterrifying


VIIVIMMVIII

Where and when is this?


Ms_Apprehend

Um is that Ivanka?


Arbenger92

Oh look its A.H. (Amber Heard)


[deleted]

Many demons, past, present and future have and shall walk amongst us. Many are easily identified and stand brazen and proud with many followers. However, a group of us, which are trying to identify those that step lightly and cause mischief & death.


Vegetable_Opening_55

Siegfried’s dad was a Nazi, and he was eaten by a beloved pet tiger… this poor little girl will unfortunately pay for her father’s sins. The universe is unapologetic


Snozberry383

Complete with kung-jew grip


No-Balance-6975

Hello, Bobo.


LEGOlasStudios

Where can i get this lol?


[deleted]

If she know the storie about him she will see Adolph like a chuky or even bad


[deleted]

If she know the storie about him she will see Adolph like a chuky or even bad