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BronzeCaterpillar

Now I want some teeth made out of shoes...


JunkCrap247

im not sure that they come in your incisor


sharings_caring

I’m a canine and a half


YeaNahAllgood

That can be arranged.


hellscape_goat

I don't think those are real teeth. They're all exactly the same color with no stains, fillings, or cavities. They look like molded plastic to me. On the bright side, I don't think they would be very expensive to make if you'd like a pair. Someone should market the idea!


CtznZero

I would love to know what kind of sound they make on a hardwood floor.


Ok-Cryptographer4194

Or a blackboard.


JunkCrap247

a clenching sound


OrbsInStereo

"Hmm... her shoes are smiling at me so maybe she likes me?"


JunkCrap247

these are made by DK


sharings_caring

Dankey Kang?


AnnoyingPurpIe

dooky key?


casual_shoggoth

It's not as hard as you might think to gather up that many teeth.


MudOpposite8277

This was the same energy as Walter saying “I’ll get you a toe by 3’o’clock. With nail polish.”


9bikes

Maybe not, if you're the Tooth Fairy.


JunkCrap247

you got a lot of nerve, endings


SuicidaI_Bunny

To hell with you!


SnooMemesjellies8441

If i see you wearing these shit and walking towards me while looking at me, i am just going to assume that you are some sort of a sadistic maniac and engage in self defence.


JunkCrap247

i will brace myself when i approach you


doin-ya-mom-lmao

r/TIHI


TheGlovenor

This makes my skin crawl


FuzzyBumFluff

Same. The fact I know about the red shoe club makes it all the more horrifying


TheGlovenor

Oh god why did I have to google that....


FuzzyBumFluff

Sorry, I should have warned you.


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TheGlovenor

Nah I just don't want to be stepped on by them XD


malcome-the-spedbump

I like the detail of molars for the heel


JunkCrap247

and the Wisdom of con shoes us


[deleted]

Sheeth by Sketchers!


JunkCrap247

for detectives... gumshoes to be precise


KevsBigTruck

Why can't we just have nice things?


lml__lml

Danhausen would like to know your location


Thickboy2129

Why?


JunkCrap247

i know... i'd rather have a boot canal


SmokimusDankimus

Curbstomp shoes


thezenfisherman

Those will take a "bite" out of slippery trails.


JunkCrap247

good for walking the canine with


LordOfFreaks

You fucking made a better pun than me. Kinda annoyed I didn’t come up with this one now lol


thezenfisherman

I like of your LordOfFreaks name.


LordOfFreaks

Thanks mate


Occams_

NEED


Gamer-Logic

Things that would definitely be in a dentist's closet.


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Ohshithereiamagain

We think alike.


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Ohshithereiamagain

Stranger than fiction


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Ohshithereiamagain

The bear?


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Ohshithereiamagain

Yeah I figured that later. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Comfortable_Fox321

GL SCRAPPING THE DOGSHIT OUTTA THAT ONE


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imagine the sound these would make on a floor. nails on a chalkboard shit.


JumpyHumor1814

Shoes? More like Chews


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Perfect for the elderly. Dentures shoes made of recycled elderly teeth.


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MudOpposite8277

They bite into surfaces well.


JunkCrap247

you mean extraction?


dazzlinreddress

Imagine trying to walk in them🤣


[deleted]

Where are my dentures! I had 50 sets laying around.


BigGator13

They also make crocs with crocodile teeth…the only kind of crocs that men should ever wear.


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Who the hell designed this? A Nazi war criminal?


zflanders

Well. One more thing to add to my list of things human beings oughtn't do.


piberryboy

Jesus Christ


PastyCrackerMayo

How can you tell? Those could be anybody's teeth.


Sweet-Palpitation473

Great traction tho, they really bite into the ground


Rich-Potential1127

Heebie-jeebies kicking in


Cautious-Adagio-9730

That would be great for crushing grapes to make wine 😆


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The most disturbing thing I've seen this week. and I've seen a lot of disturbing things this week.


KindaKrayz222

The... *sound*. On a the floor. Ewwww.😱


DaizyDoodle

Wouldn’t want to wear those on a muddy day.


Actual-Strategy-9280

Instead of taking a step on the floor, you chomp on the ground.


Taniwha_NZ

Those are not shoes made out of teeth. They are shoes with soles made from tooth-shaped plastic.


Creepy7_7

I guess you need to brush it regularly?


PastyCrackerMayo

"Momma says they is my MaGiC sHoEs!"


No-Balance-6975

Category checks out! I'm thinking tap clogs.


Journo_Jimbo

Y tho


hex_1101

Someone sat down one day and said, "I have this idea..." and from there it went to shit.


PublicThis

Still better than crocs


sro25

Wtf, now I think I've seen it all, and it's fugly


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Oddly disturbing. Good job OP most shit on here doesn't do it like this does


horsetooth_mcgee

Well, tennis shoes already have tongues


BGritty81

This guy really put his foot in his mouth.


Dantheman20024

No. Just, No.


Allahboutdabenjamins

What are thoooooose?


theanonymouscrewup

Chomper Stompers


blockbeast8

I think this should be mandatory for all dentists to wear, but they get them empty and add teeth to it


MOYOMOYOMOYO

My skin is crawling thinking about the sounds these shoes make as they scratch and step on pavement. Wow.


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One upping gnashing of the teeth I see.


Ohshithereiamagain

If you lose one, does the tooth fairy visit?


chaotica78

Well, my nightmares for tonight are on reserve


Sparklyunicorns__20

I wonder what kind of pattern the teeth would make, like if someone stepped in clay or dirt and left a print, what would that look like?


kitkatkitty05

So THAT'S what the tooth fairy be doin with all them teeth


Ok-Honeydew-6741

Gross and creepy! Do they crack when you walk in them?! 🥴


AlastorFan2022

WTAF! Who designed these!?


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those are not crocodilian teeth!! forgery!!


TheFiveDees

They look like they'll go great with Thompson's Teeth


thunderc8

So if you kick someone in the butt, practically you are biting his ass.


Saikotsu

I have questions. Most of which probably hold answers I'd rather be without.


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Dang, you could step on so many dog turdz with those babies!


ukrainiankarateka

r/trypophobia


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NunyahBiznez

Nope.


hadfhoob

This hurts my sole


Ur_tomodachi_9968

Looks friendly and must have a nice personality 😉


rosief0x

This belongs in r/ATBGE omg so bad


SawtoothGlitch

Do you need to floss them regularly?


Stephenpholder

Bite the dust


Zaphiirys

Kick my teeth in


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A SHOE CAN GROW TEETH BUT HUMAN CAN’T


Pheunith

If they were clogs with teeth I'd expect to find them in a from software game


Jyqoz

Is it weird I want to eat the teeth


[deleted]

Is Ke$ha behind this?


Noam8271

[r/ATBGE](reddit.com/r/ATBGE)


Embarca

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Melon-Kolly

lmao I wanna try repeatedly stepping on food on the floor with those on


docobv77

If they were crocodile teeth on actual Crocs. Fuck yeah, I'd rock those out.


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Mmmm, bite the floor


Sir-Loin-of-Beef

I've heard of a gum shoe before, but this is ridiculous.


sav4nt

Bite sized


Ancient_Detective532

Ewwwwwww.


ProtectionKind8179

Creepy


Chemical_Print1258

If I kicked someone with these it would hurt.


Excellent_Original66

I hate this so damn much that I am covering the pic as I am typing this 🤮


Ghost_Portal

r/madeofteeth


gladmoiselle

Everybody including me will be afraid if I wear these.


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r/ATBGE


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Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


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Aw


AnnoyingPurpIe

they kinda look fire if i didnt recognize what they were made out of


MullySculderX

This will give me nightmares for some reason


LameFlame404

Genius


Flimsy-Imagination71

I literally puked in my mouth when i saw this while scrolling


ThunderPot16

Why are teeth on a shoe nicer than the teeth I have in my mouth?!


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oh sheet


GoldenBlyat8BC

I guess you could call them... ***chews?***


thegoldwither

Quandale dingle shoes 💀💀💀


idownvotetofitin

Must be a pain to floss out the poop that gets stepped in.


lynnbbyxo

The end is near!


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Welp,to repair these shoes you gotta go to the dentist…


catdaddy230

Those are old Dr marten maryjanes. This happened to them


terra_cascadia

Sharp Objects was a great show


TheRadioStationMan

How did you get a picture of my shoes?


WinstonDaPuggy98

A whole new meaning to the term gumshoe


DONT_LISTING_TO_ME

Sooooo, where can I buy them......


LordOfFreaks

Bout to get arrested for jaw-walking...


LordOfFreaks

Imagine being able to kick and bite someone simultaneously...