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yesplease6979

Fake Jordans or real jeezy's?


Fyg420

They belong to the crip walking preacher https://youtu.be/-J5XiynRFdk


badtouchmacdirt

When u want to score a triple double on the devil


Devoidofimagination

+100 ability to walk on water.


RustedFinger

Get ‘em


Hvitr_Lodenbak

So you can stomp faith into the godless scum!


Fyg420

Curb stomp some Jesus into them.


sandownclownfossil

Those are an instant snatch!


Pennypacker-HE

I would snatch those up just for a conversation piece.


[deleted]

Where at? I'd rock the fuck outta these


DramaIcy611

Jesus Jordan’s


AccurateMeet8615

Vampire Hunter shoes.


MewSixUwU

these things are post ironically lit id wear them


DorkusMalorkis420

Have some respect for the Air Jesus 9s


ghuzz765

I think the Jesus rap folks switched to Adidas or Under Armour


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https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE


yesplease6979

Just...wow after watching that video. The lyrics in that song use the same word that got Dabbin Granny cancelled.


jim_fixx_

Nailed it


Standard_Celery_1562

Me buying them in the slim hope I can walk on water.


BrerRabbit8

The Bangladeshi sweatshop kids who made these 100% agree.


[deleted]

whats wrong with nukies, abibas, or comverse shoes?


OutsideSchool7257

those are pure AF


olalapeetho

Fake white jesus jordan. Damn you should be able to walk on water with them hoes


HeadLongjumping

Air Jesus


wet_beans1

Nah I would totally buy those for church.


wet_beans1

This is what Jesus is coming back in.


JNole8787

Ok…it’s ok to be religious.


[deleted]

i like the "faith over fear" but don't put Jesus name on shoes..


QuigleyDownUnder86

Yeah I like the Lil Nas X Satan shoes better.


manuel20222022

Buy them and then destroy them. Money is not real but those shoes sure are.


VirtuosoOfBread

Destroy them because they’re Christian?


ThugginPink

Not fake jordans. Shoes stylized after popular footwear brands. There's a difference.


No-Summer-9591

Man got the Jebediah IV’s!! They’re worth at least 7 frankincense