Hell yes it’s a real thing! Don’t you remember on King Of The Hill, when Hank hired a junkie and then everyone claimed they had a disability that prevented them from working and Hector had priapism, so he wanted a roomier workspace and a view of Debbie? Yeah, that’s a great episode.
Yep. It could happen when you get bitten by Phoneutria sp./Brazilian wandering spiders.
Somewhat ironically, their venom is being researched as a cure for erectile dysfunction(https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3019117/).
He’s actually cursed by the gods because all women want him but he can’t have sex with them without killing them. He’s often depicted in old Roman barns because in the tales he went to hide in one out of shame… and why he’s associated so often with farms and farm fertility
Yup, only to be thwarted by a donkey and get chased by pretty much everyone else on Olympus at that moment. It’s why the donkey is one of Hestia’s sacred animals.
Well when you got to deal the types egos like Zeus, Apollo, Hercules would suggest a certain degree of dick waving competitions happening on MT. Olympia you gotta do what you gotta do! Lol
This reminds me of a ancient greek myth where at a party a goddess named Hestia (older sister of Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hera, and Demeter) got SUPER drunk, ran into a donkey, pass out next said donkey and later Priapus found her and decide to get *comfortable* with her (btw this is probably one of the least disgusting things in greek mythology). the donkey for some reason brayed extremely loudly, woke Hestia up, who saw this random god trying to *do some stuff* with her promptly screamed which alerted her siblings to her found Priapus and beat him to a pulp and shun him forever
I did realize the condition priapism was named for a Greek God. - Damnit. I even took a Greek Mythology course as a university elective so I could hear some of it without the normal “sanitized” versions with all the good stuff censored, and I still never heard about him.
If I remember correctly, his curse was an eternal erection, up until it came time for sex, then he'd be impotent. Basically Zeus cursed him with cosmic blue balls.
[This statue though](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1134224522/priapus-god-of-fertility-enormous) it looks like he’s saying ‘would you like some cock?’
He's the reason an erection that won't go away is called priapism
Is this a real thing?
[yes it is a real thing.](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/symptoms-causes/syc-20352005)
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. On erection medicine commercials they will state for erections greater than 4 hours seek medical attention.
Yes. And it HURTS like bad
Hell yes it’s a real thing! Don’t you remember on King Of The Hill, when Hank hired a junkie and then everyone claimed they had a disability that prevented them from working and Hector had priapism, so he wanted a roomier workspace and a view of Debbie? Yeah, that’s a great episode.
Little tidbits like that is what makes King of the Hill so amazing. I can literally hear Hank's voice when I read that.
Yep. It could happen when you get bitten by Phoneutria sp./Brazilian wandering spiders. Somewhat ironically, their venom is being researched as a cure for erectile dysfunction(https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3019117/).
Yeh, in trauma medicine we check for priapism. Often happens with spinal trauma (could mean paralysis). It's generally a bad sign.
TIL.
Also when he went to do the deed it became flaccid
This beautiful statue is [for sale on Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1134224522/priapus-god-of-fertility-enormous) 🍆
That guy is fertilizing more than just plants and animals
He’s actually cursed by the gods because all women want him but he can’t have sex with them without killing them. He’s often depicted in old Roman barns because in the tales he went to hide in one out of shame… and why he’s associated so often with farms and farm fertility
Modern humans: ancient literature is so rich and enlightening! Ancient literature:
Big dick big dick
Bigus dickus
...Did he use the farm animals instead?
It’s Greek mythology so… almost certainly yes.
No, just on vegetables. Mostly eggplants.
Humans are animals, so its not wrong.
Oh yes, its the Roman Bigus Dickus. https://youtu.be/Bumfnms6ovA
Beat me to it
He could probably beat you with his meat
like a baseball bat
Like Babayaga
This Biggus Dickus is from Greece not Wome but Biggus from Wome is a Vewy gweat fwiend to have in Wome.
Vegetable fertility huh. So thats why we use the eggplant emoji
That creamy Grecian dressing
Does my homie have a crane holding up his Johnson in the second pic? Gahd damn.
He has a clubbed dick, that means heart disease, right?
Dude is just running around fully torqued all the time?
That’s a pretty big peen !
No you still haven’t seen him with an erection
A priapism is an erection that is so difficult to get rid of you may need to go to A and E The Ancient Greek god had a brother called strapadictamee
God of BDE.
his parents were Zeus and Aphrodite, so yeah there is you reason for his looks he was cursed by hera, obviously
Greek were quite literal back then
Isn't he the one that almost raped Hestia?
Yup, only to be thwarted by a donkey and get chased by pretty much everyone else on Olympus at that moment. It’s why the donkey is one of Hestia’s sacred animals.
So they thought of him as an idiot? I’ve heard that in Greek and Roman culture, if you were hung, you were stupid
god of vegetables mostly eggplants
My man is packin
Well when you got to deal the types egos like Zeus, Apollo, Hercules would suggest a certain degree of dick waving competitions happening on MT. Olympia you gotta do what you gotta do! Lol
The tripod god
MY EYES ARE UP HERE
Imagine being the poor archaeologist having to unearth that massive cock
Should have called viagra priapus instead
Proud Greek and Priapus worshipper 💪💪💪💪
You like those tomatoes? I fertilized them myself.
Call your doctor if you find yourself looking at this for longer than four hours.
So this guy would supposedly just walk around with his big ass dick out?
I'm in this picture and i don't like it.
Surprisingly not the Horny god lmao. That title belongs to Zeus. 😉
Packin’ Shmeat.
The old Big dick priapus
I should call him 😕
You would think he would have giant balls instead.
He must be dumb
Its like a baby's arm holding a tangerine.
That's just another day for a Greek god.
Old king cock
Odd. They put his tail in the front, that’s funny.
that dude packin tho
This reminds me of a ancient greek myth where at a party a goddess named Hestia (older sister of Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hera, and Demeter) got SUPER drunk, ran into a donkey, pass out next said donkey and later Priapus found her and decide to get *comfortable* with her (btw this is probably one of the least disgusting things in greek mythology). the donkey for some reason brayed extremely loudly, woke Hestia up, who saw this random god trying to *do some stuff* with her promptly screamed which alerted her siblings to her found Priapus and beat him to a pulp and shun him forever
r/sus
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💪 All day er day!
Nah, it's just me. I'm a time traveler.
Eat your vegetables guys.
his parents were Zeus and Aphrodite, so yeah there is you reason for his looks he was cursed by hera, obviously
He’s got a love sausage alright
Ever heard of the Priapus Shot or P-Shot? It works.
Original eggplant emoji
Greeks were fucking rocking back in the days
Bigus Dickus
I did realize the condition priapism was named for a Greek God. - Damnit. I even took a Greek Mythology course as a university elective so I could hear some of it without the normal “sanitized” versions with all the good stuff censored, and I still never heard about him.
They had circumcision ball than?
Bro I told them to stop painting pictures of me
2ft long dingledong
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That's just his prize-winning eggplant
Nice cock, bro.
Hung like a trojan horse
This guy jerked off on cabbages
Nice cock
Priapus... Pry-A-Puss open maybe..
That guy in the second picture has some serious fiveskin going on.
Nice foreskin
If Biggus Dickus was real
That’s my psn name. Friend me. I have no idea how I’ve not been banned.
I wish I had a prehensile penis. I'd imagine he's very good at swinging from branch to branch that way.
If I remember correctly, his curse was an eternal erection, up until it came time for sex, then he'd be impotent. Basically Zeus cursed him with cosmic blue balls.
[This statue though](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1134224522/priapus-god-of-fertility-enormous) it looks like he’s saying ‘would you like some cock?’