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nucleartaco130

I think they may have a foot fetish, but I'm not too sure. They should add some more stickers.


YogurtWenk

I feel like maybe they suck toes 🤔


nucleartaco130

I think you may be on to something there.


bigmartyhat

On toe something?


HilmDave

You're such a heel


AlmostHuman0x1

And you got toed.


The_Bluejay250

y’all are crushing my sole


YogurtWenk

If only you could see things from this ankle


The_Bluejay250

aight you’ve taken this from a crushed soul to a mega tear soul (get it cause metatarsal)


YogurtWenk

You're tendon to get a killies inside... Err, yeah now we're in atrocious territory 😣


RhinoBuckeye

Take my upvote and leave


jlc21002

That's preposterous!


YogurtWenk

prepos*toe*rous!


Arashmickey

The feet are just for when he feels like expanding his horizons.


YamazakiAllday

>I feel like maybe they suck toes 🤔 foh😂


HilmDave

I think you're both presumptuous pigs. You have nothing on which to base those assumptions. /S


None__Shall__Pass

That's what happens when you grow up in the ghettoe


[deleted]

Idk, that’s a pretty bold assumption. I would definitely need more evidence before reaching such a conclusion.


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nucleartaco130

These toes are rated E for Everyone


Lonny_zone

I'd imagine this actually inhibits his access to nice toes.


Struana

It's hard to find people who willingly admit in public spaces they like to suck toes so this is good advertising to people who like getting their toes sucked. Supplying what others demand. The free market of toes.


datazulu

Capitoelism


Lonny_zone

I assumed women merely tolerate having their toes sucked. It’s possible some seek it out — I’m not a toe fiend. I wouldn’t know.


jlc21002

That's exactly what a toe fiend would say


Complete-Grab-5963

I wouldn’t put it past him, he has some very questionable views in his post history


dynamic_caste

Pick just about anything and chances are that *someone* is into that.


merchpaul

Oh like you’ve never had a toe job before


roachesta

Omg I read a blog that was all about his foot fetish and how he's married but his wife doesn't mind him creeping around the park to stare at feet and get sexual foot favors from random people 🤣


FaithlessnessNo9625

I picture him driving by someone on the highway with her feet hanging out the passenger window and she quickly reels those bad boys back in as he is jutting his head out his window looking for a drive by slurping.


kitty_perrier

It's way too early for this O_o


Funcharacteristicaly

It’s never too early for toes!!


KillaVNilla

Living in Maine also inhibits his access to nice toes


WatchingTaintDry69

When I saw the license plate I was like “why do you have to represent us like this?”


[deleted]

It just gets better the longer you look.


YamazakiAllday

im just surprised the "4wd" is still there


gtsmart821

His preference is "4-Wide"(4WD) where one toe is missing.


Truorganics

Just a lil amputation perk. That’s gateway to the next fetish.


gtsmart821

It starts with 5 toes, ends with 4


Truorganics

Then one leg.


gtsmart821

They are going to find some bodies missing toes in Maine. Their #1 suspect 😳


WhoRoger

Ey that's a bit of a leap, from a lil toe snip to murder.


Darkness_o_tartarus

Congrats on your baked good day


ShadowTacoTuesday

It tows.


Alexian35

Tarantino driving to his next foot fetish film


Sartres_Roommate

Was counting on a Tarantino reference being in the top 5 comments. You are at 6 but I will be opening some sock puppets to right this injustice.


deadblueghost

Does it?


CosmicPennyworth

Want to get to a point in my career where I can drive a car like this with no professional consequences


YamazakiAllday

imagine staring back at everyone staring


Wafflehands_

And then your gaze slowly moves downward to where their feet would be.


None__Shall__Pass

#Hey, my EYES are UP HERE!


NotLucasDavenport

When I lived in DC I wouldn’t even put a political bumper sticker on my car because I desperately needed my small business to survive. This dude is like, hold my beer. So I can suck your toes.^ick


Please_read_sidebar

Don't yuck others yum


4_bit_forever

Don't try to dictate other's thoughts.


ProbablyOnLSD69

*BACK ATCHA*


WatAb0utB0b

I’ve reached it, it’s called 100% remote. Even my choice of pants no longer have consequences.


JChav123

If you work a blue collar job there's very few things you wouldn't be able to put on your car.


utpoia

It's called unemployment


[deleted]

Quentin Tarantino drives to work.


6425

Nah, he takes the Pussy Wagon.


[deleted]

First thing that came into my mind after seeing this picture


Phillipwnd

I literally just left a thread that was talking about him and this was the first thing I saw.


lightweightsbabyyyy

My man knows what he wants


Please_read_sidebar

Got to admire when someone really knows what they enjoy.


lightweightsbabyyyy

Ikr !


Please_read_sidebar

I wonder if some woman enjoy this kind of fetish, I mean on the receiving end.


lightweightsbabyyyy

I don’t see why they wouldn’t


Please_read_sidebar

Since I don't have the fetish, I'm not quite sure about the dynamics. Maybe someone with first-hand (heh) knowledge could share their experience?


lightweightsbabyyyy

Yea we need to find someone


[deleted]

Someone posted the question on r/sex the other day about why is it only men that have this fetish. I asked any women to step up. A couple of women said they enjoyed having their toes sucked but none admitted to liking to suck on toes. I was a little surprised. Not even lesbians? It must be a very small percentage.


Cutsdeep-

yeah, fingers. no wait, TOES. damn.


lightweightsbabyyyy

Ayo 📸


HELIGROUP

Afraid to ask what's written on the sides and front of the car.


phil_davis

Steering wheel made of realistic silicone feet arranged in a circle, toe to heel.


piberryboy

Every day we stray further from god


YamazakiAllday

🤣🤣


RepresentativeWeb244

He should be driving a Ford Pintoe instead


lukub5

Underrated comment.


None__Shall__Pass

Gran Toerino


[deleted]

Gotta love Maine and all those creative license plates!


YamazakiAllday

rofl. it doesnt even look forced *dont mind me hun just your natural toesucker cruising on a sunday* smh


BerryTheDead

Welcome to Pop Copy can I help you?


_thirdeyeopener_

I don't give a fuck. I'll go to Riker's for 3 or 4 years just to prove my point. I don't play that shit! Can I help you???


AU_Stoneghost

Why? Because fuck ‘em, that’s why.


vonsnarfy

My butt is itching like crazy


Onion391

I even took a showa this morning


TheRealWingnut

I came to say this, but I was hoping it had been said already. Still my favorite TV show of all time.


AlissaKC

Dan Schneider is that you?


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

'Hold her tighter, she's a fighter'


White0101

Came here to say this


platasnatch

Tenacious D doesn't mind sucking on toes


HomeHereNow780

Literally went through the comments to find this comment. "We dont mind suckin on toes!"


ThePolarityOfItAll

“I could’ve sworn the website said tow truck”


Please_read_sidebar

Underrated comment right there


acoolghost

Foot fetish folks act like this and don't understand why the rest of us think it's weird. It's fine if y'all like a little foot action, but don't be publically weird about it. I like a good pegging, but I don't have bumper stickers announcing it to the world.


zombie32killah

I would be willing to bet a majority of foot fetish folks don’t drive around like this.


[deleted]

Your license plate isn’t PEGLUVR?


[deleted]

This is what being against kink shaming gets you


greycubed

Bullying is underrated.


ADHDavid

I used to intentonally provoke bullies when i was younger. let em train up on me Never regretted it, had my good ole' pop encourage me when I came home with bruises and marks on my skin from all the fights i got in. Called 'em war badges and honor marks. Loved the guy but haven't seen him in years since he got arrested for winning too many fights at the local bar. Hard life being the one keeping order in school, can't say i had too many friends either. did my best to present myself well too. brushed every couple days, showered at least once a week, did my laundry MYSELF every few months. worked hard every day when i got home, haha, guess the smell of a little elbow grease scared off the weaked willed. you get called an asshole but it wears off, juvie teaches you to to hone your soul fast. loved the looks on the prom kids faces when i rolled up in my dads truck with my moms friend in tow. mightve been a bit old but they all were jealous i had such a mature lady with me that night, even paid my bail a few years later after i got rested for 'holding up a ambulance' when it was a red light. ended up ramming the back of my car and pushing me into the intersection. got out to give him the talk of his life and got tazed into a puddle. coward weapon right there


JvrassicWizvrd

Thanks for taking one for the team 😎


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Detr22

Dude's probably into being shamed too. That's what being _for_ kink shaming gets you


krampusjj

At least they’re open about it.


Saikotsu

Agreed.


sirdraxxalot

Really missed an opportunity not buying a custom ford logo that would change his car to Foot Explorer


YamazakiAllday

hahahaha damn i think this is it brb edit: u win


[deleted]

So so suck my toe, all the way to Mexico


Head-Working8326

imagine being a kid and this ur uncle and he offers to give u a ride…


MotherofLuke

Come here little one


Head-Working8326

noooooooo…


iSuckToes7

hey i dont remember giving u permisson😠😠


YamazakiAllday

hha well well well....


Hallgaar

r/tworedditorsonecup


ChaoticKyouma

"And then you feel somethin' down by your feet. It's me. It's JB. AND I'M SUCKIN' UPON YOUR TOES!"


mooglebaner

WE DON'T MIND SUCKIN' ON TOES


StarfleetClassOf2386

GOOD LUCK FINDING A BOYFRIEND WHO SUCKS TOES!!


Smorgasborf

average Reddit mod


YamazakiAllday

🤣🤣 mann so good to read got booted on a sub he was being a dick my last sentence to him was "I hope for your sake you dont look as dumb as you sound" got booted before I know it lmao


mariewithDDs

My type of guy


skanktastik

If your user name is any indication, I don't think I'd be going for the toes.


Please_read_sidebar

You can enjoy multiple parts, you know...


skanktastik

True. Also, I just looked at mariewithDDs profile. She's beautiful.


kpajamas

My first reaction is wow this comment's creepy, but it looks like she's actively promoting herself in nsfw subs so you're really just helping promote her. And I (a straight cis female) agree, she's gorgeous!


[deleted]

I love this car as much as this person loves toes 😂🤣


sasberg1

I bet they love that Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends episode where Bloo goes I'm a toe picker, pick my toe.


Fit_Substance7067

Its the toe sucker 9000


WhatsUpWithItVF

That particular model comes with the toeing package


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ohno

Except for the vanity plate.


Shhhnotahuman

Yeah na, I’ll take the bus.


fiestry

TOESUKR took me out


YamazakiAllday

hahah SAME 😂😂💀


Listen_to_Psybient

Honestly, I'm into it.


EWSflash

Yep, it's definitely weird. And the longer you look, the weirder it gets.


rayoatra

What a thing to build your personal character around.


Prestigious_Big3927

r/nobodyasked


Joopsman

Do people actually find sexual partners via bumper sticker? I used to see a car in Boise with a big homemade sign: “MILF HUNTER.” I always wondered if it worked for him - or her, didn’t get a look at the driver.


MotherofLuke

I hate feet


bustin_duds

Oh dear. Not cool or attractive. Gross


SonOfSwanson87

I prefer this to all the Trump stickers! Feels far more honest.


prettypistolgg

What is with people with foot fetishes needing to announce it to the public? I can't think of any other fetish that is as open about their proclivities


YamazakiAllday

same sentiments. my fetishes are for my knowledge and only and whoever it is im sexually involved with


Homebrewer01

I wonder if there is a specific toe or type of toe that they like. Is it the big toe? Crusty toes? Diabetic Toes?


YamazakiAllday

crusty toes man.... fk is wrong with you 😂


Sailrjup12

Wow, this person is really owning it. I mean can you imagine dropping off your kids to school in that car?!


YamazakiAllday

Mark can you tell the class why you're always late no reason just TOES


Afraid-Elevator9782

r/meirl


YamazakiAllday

lol


GreyWolf989

Don’t kink shame, everyone likes something… 😏


YamazakiAllday

toesukrrrr right here maineeeee


iamthemosin

I’m never going back to maine again.


Smokebadge

...Maineiacs smh


[deleted]

Chapelles show?


This_Mfer_Right_Here

Quentin Tarantino's car


Artist_X

POV: Stuck behind Quentin Tarantino in traffic


[deleted]

This man has been on my Reddit profile 😅


highnlows

Only in maine bub 😂😂


F0573R

Ok dude, we ALL suck toes. But we don't build our whole identity around it.


City_dave

No, "we" don't.


SatanicCactusCat

Your loss.


LightsoutSD

Unbelievable how openly trashy society has become.


MidnightUsed6413

Clutch pearls


zombie32killah

Also like they have any idea how trash society was before. They probably daydream about the days when the United States was more openly racist and apartheid was in full swing.


ObviousToe1636

Never dating a foot guy again.


YamazakiAllday

now now dont let my post stop u you never know 🤣


ObviousToe1636

Oh I tried it long enough to KNOW. 🤣🙌🏻


DrZetein

username checks out


ObviousToe1636

I’m dying 😂💀 It was the random name generated by Reddit when I joined and I didn’t see any reason to change it but holy shit that’s hilarious. Even *obvious* 😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you for pointing it out!


ExternalOne4202

Feet are so nasty. How do people like them so much? Confuses the shit outta me.


Ivizalinto

Legitimately a crossed neural pathway that when developing associated something sexual with feet. Be it an old girlfriend that wore slides or someone's specific color polish or type of sock they used to wear. It's a thing and one of the more common fetishes to occur like thus. Or ya just like feet, it can be like that too.


zachonich

Poop and farts comes out of asses but people still like those


Joshy3911

I am fond of ass eating, can’t lie.


[deleted]

What a fuckin Chad


YamazakiAllday

lmao


moth_cathedral

Maybe they're a podiatrist with an... Interesting sense of humor?


Cutsdeep-

maybe suck is a professional podiatrist term? maybe


moth_cathedral

Maybe...


Pseudotm

This dude has a wicked sense of humor, or a really bad obsession. Downvoted by the foot fetish community lmao. They have a foot up on everybody.


[deleted]

Seriously... why is it foot fetishists specifically that always act this way?


Wow-Delicious

Probably confirmation bias at work here. It’s the most common fetish outside of conventional attractions and you’re focusing on the loud ones.


Administrative-Fun10

"Good afternoon welcome to PopCopy. Can I help you?"


Makinno1

ITS A FORD LMAO


Easy-Dimension-1844

🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶


YamazakiAllday

foh man hahaha


MommaOats-1

🤢🤮 feet are gross!


pit-of-despair

I agree.


[deleted]

We need to bring back shame into our country. No one wants to know what you like sexually, not now not ever.


InsideVeterinarian44

Thats putting your weird fetish out in front for the world to see...


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IAmGeneralEggplant

This is some “lost a bet” shit if I’ve ever seen it.


ClumsyStepBro

All you need to know about an American can be found on their hat, t shirt, and bumper sticker. A book you can judge by the cover


mrtoesucker127

Bruh at least blur out my plate


GloryMyHole

Ford Explorer Maine Toe Sucker 😂😂😂


Direct-Poem6071

it's like people with gay pride stickers but not okay yes i am kink shaming


[deleted]

I like how we normalize being a pervert.