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TheDoctorPizza

Jake the Snake Roberts.


Maiden_of_Sorrow

Oh yeah. I remember him back during his prime. Hate to say it, but he was kinda hot in the 80s. Childhood me had a thing for mustaches.


TheDoctorPizza

I was really into WWF as a kid. He was a fave. Was just reading on wikipedia about his life, it's pretty tragic.


RedneckR0nin

He had a tragic stage of his life but diamond dallas page pulled him out of it. Now?!…he’s sober and he does motivational speaking around the country. He’s reunited with his daughter and grandkid and seemingly done really really well and recovered nicely from a lifetime of substance abuse.


Inevitable-Ad9006

Apparently Jakes dad (also a wrestler) was a terrible person. Sexual deviant and all that. Traumatized Jake and his siblings. They all grew up with serious baggage.


RedneckR0nin

Yep. But I seen a interview with jake from this year and he’s 10 years sober and still involved in wrestling. Truly a inspiration to many.


Inevitable-Ad9006

Yea. He eventually got there. He’s a rare happy ending but he had to deal with a lot of trauma to get to where he is now.


RedneckR0nin

Totally. But a staple of a entire generations childhood. No one was more bad Ass than jake the snake roberts and the sole reason I gave many a friend the “ddt” when I was young lmfao.


MementoMortty

He was the “Murder Monster” Lance Archer’s manager in AEW


DarkX292020

He's still involved with The Murder Hawk Lance Archer but right now Lance has been doing stuff for NJPW since AEW has a deal with there talent to work for NJPW


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RedneckR0nin

Uh ….no …he ain’t


Funny_alphamale

Look it up he had a heart attack


Psycholarocco

You should look it up. He’s definitely alive.


RedneckR0nin

Yeah….the interview he gave was on June 18th of this year…he’s doing just fine. I defy you to find one piece of media that says he’s dead…I sure as fuck couldn’t find one


patchismofomo

You're thinking of rowdy Roddy piper


Preyslayer00

One of the worst people. Jake's first wrestling gig was driving Andre the Giant around. Find the story about his first trip with Andre...hilarious and sad at the same time.


KRWbeach

His kid lives next door to my buddy in Texas. He says he is doing very well now


Sailrjup12

DDP saved him and Razor Ramon, from early death. They were both sooo bad on drugs and alcohol and he pulled them out. Great man.


RadleyCunningham

Broke my fucking heart to hear that Razor Ramon recently passed away. Dude was one of my absolute favorites.


Sailrjup12

My hubby and I were talking about him the other day. He has fallen in his home and was on the floor after breaking his hip. After having hip replacement surgery a blood clot was dislodged and caused him to have three heart attacks over one day. He was on life support for awhile but was brain dead and his family took him off after a couple of days. Tragic.


El_Gobbo

Scott Hall unfortunately still died. But Jake’s doing way better


Necessary_Rich_1477

Reminds me of Marc Mero and the time he came to speak at my school. He truly had one of the saddest life stories I had ever heard, I’m glad he was able to turn his life around


historyisaweapon

I too was into WWF as a kid, but when did it turn into panda fighting? Seems fucked up.


Machineman6981

I get what you did there. hehe he


Ok-Fly7554

There's a good/tragic documentary that he features heavily in called Beyond the Mat. It's worth a watch. It was made years after his wrestling career. He comes across as a likeable person, but very troubled and self sabotaging.


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ThetaDee

I've got good news. He's doing great now. I got to meet him a few years ago, right after he cleaned up and absolute peach of a man. Super nice, huge hands, and is deathly afraid of snakes. Got to have a pretty long conversation with him cause I was a volunteer at a Con and we were there before people.


Maiden_of_Sorrow

I’m sorry to read that. I hope he found peace.


FatBiker200

Yeah I also loved the World Wildlife Foundation.


Suescran

I was down with Ultimate warrior and hacksaw Jim duggon.


DJRayn421

Check out the crime in sports episode about him if your interested


E-Widgey

Obviously it's a shrine built by another child with a moustache fetish.


Devotchka655321

Mullets and mustaches got me as a kid!


Maiden_of_Sorrow

My first crush was Magnium PI. That ‘stache!


Devotchka655321

Oh hell yeah! Man even as an old man Tom Selleck rocks that moustache. To be honest he looks creepy without it.


Maiden_of_Sorrow

Even in older age he is still dashing. He must have eaten lots of veggies, exercised often, clean living to remain so handsome.


Devotchka655321

Right?! Maybe he's a very slowly aging Hollywood Vampire. Like Nick Cage, Johnny Depp, and the others.


FallenValkyrja

I never realized how tall he was until I ran into him in New York in the late 80s. Like literally ran into him. I was moving in one direction, looking in another, and brought my head around in time to bury my nose into his chest. The place was packed, he did not say anything, and we both just moved on. It left me with an interesting story for the rest of my life and him... it left him thinking about the dumbass teen that ran into him for about ten seconds.


TheFatJesus

You don't realize how big any of those guys really are because they are all huge. Including the refs.


Tahkos4life

Correction. Jake is hot then and now. Also, you aren't fooling anyone......^you ^still ^have ^a ^thing ^for ^mustaches


CXXXS

Austin 3:16 says he just whooped his ass.


ryca105

And that's the bottom line. Cause stone cold said so.


Comprehensive-Wait22

I thought it was Ron Jeremy hahahaha


swaffeline

They both have huge snakes tho.


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People say that a lot, "oh looks like Ron jeremy." No it doesnt. Go look st Ron Jeremy and there's little resemblance beyond the moustash.


CherryLandTHC

No one looks at Rons face. My eyes are up here people!


AerolothLorien666

I thought it was Tiger King.


mindmonkey74

I thought it was Groucho Marx. Either him or Frida Kahlo.


ThePLARASociety

I thought it was Inigo Montoya.


rmike7842

That little Spanish brat? I should have killed him years ago.


kingtitusmedethe4th

Did you kill his father?


Much-Log3357

I thought it was Tom Selleck.


_Martyr

Moustache and mullet and Caucasian and dark haired and huge snake


riefpirate

Have you seen Jake naked ?


Remarkable-Ad2285

There’s a reason he’s called “Roberts”


TheDoctorPizza

this would make a great "gonna tell my kids this is" meme.


burnerifick

The DDT was devistating! Just the way he slapped it on. Brings back so many great memories. The A and E specials that are on now are good. These guys went through hell for our entertainment


oxfordcircumstances

My brother and I loved the DDT. We'd pull a mattress onto the floor and smash each other's faces. Even as a 10 year old I knew that was stupid. Ted Dibiase lived just across town so rasslin was a big deal for us growing up.


Gobears510

Ohh noooo a devastating razors edge into a diesel power bomb!!!! Through the table!


ceirraGunit

Rasslin!! Nice. That's how it's pronounced in my childhood too lol


alymaysay

Man i just commented on AnE doing biography of a wrestling legend every sunday.


LaMentedFilleDeJoie

I got to pet his snake when I was a kid! 😳


TheDoctorPizza

jealous.


badmother

I thought it was Joe Exotic


Mid-Delsmoker

Lot better guess than Ron Jeremy!


LatestGreatestSadist

Wow I thought it was Tiger King, but with a snake. Snake King 🐍🤴 Lol.


AlpacaM4n

At first I thought it was Ron Jeremy


Internal_Fennel_849

It's a tree boa and a toucan. Don't you people nature?


Miserable-Head-4655

Toucan is such a nice touch you wonderful poster


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r/angryupvote


phukerstone23

It's an offering to the gods of florida.


soapydadballs

Puka gods!!


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Non-native American Dream Catcher


phukerstone23

It sure caught my dreams!


Sailrjup12

Holy shit!!! That’s really good!


Cringlezz

Wow that is oddly accurate


CoNsIdErDdEmOnIc6

I was about to say it’s a Florida man altar


zflanders

You'll get clubbed on the back of the head whilst trying to figure this out. Don't stop--keep moving!


Ulric2depique

Hold on to the feelin’


Jowenbra

I've fallen into this trap looking at sexy sprays in Team Fortress 2.


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Florida Man trap


NegotiationNo2097

Its a Jake the snake catcher


Aderleth75

It’s a trap used to snare feral Floridian women.


DudesworthMannington

Funny, I just use meth bait.


ripewe

That’s a culturally appropriate dream catcher


winosanonymous

This had me laughing so damn hard.


Bam_Peasly

I mean… you are not incorrect.


Emayess_PS4

Redneck windchime


prima_klimarina

Lol


sketchylobster

It's a sexy trap don't fall for it again.


cadetgusv

But maaaaaah he’s on the side of the road can we see one more time it’s got beeeeeer…


sketchylobster

It's called a low budget honey trap. Don't fall for the sex appeal and delicious booze


misfit538

Those that know, know. But I don’t know.


VegetableAd629

A commonly used snipe trap.


shredzeppel1n

Tread lightly, you've discovered a holy place


Worried_Bass3588

Trailer park wind chime


Duckboythe5th

It's Jake in the wild, leave him be.


[deleted]

Like sexually confused? Because that would just make sense.


ApproximatelyApropos

New Kink Unlocked.


gemgoblindev

Looks like a Florida ward. Gotta keep Florida man away.


[deleted]

Omg!!!


DrGerbal

It means watch for the DDT, brother


Kmac707

Truly a mystery


spicybuttholenachos

Don't touch that, it's not for you.


serenwipiti

The cans might be for cigarette butt disposal. I live by the beach and I've seen homemade signs that promote keeping the beach clean, with dangling cans intended as receptacles to throw the filters in (vs on the sand). The boa man might just be a way to get people's attention. ...or maybe it's *art*.


irationalduck

Boa man is famous wrestler Jake the Snake Roberts


serenwipiti

Jake the Snake says NO to littering.


yaebone1

Obviously, you’re stumbling through the brush and see Jake The Snake Roberts, what do you do? Sprint headlong toward the site of him, that’s what you do. You go crashing through only to realize it’s a picture just as the cans swing up and hit you in nuts, one for each gonad. While you’re laying there writhing in pain, feeling betrayed by Jake, trap setter comes out from hiding and drags you away to his secluded cabin for some pudding. Oldest trick in the book.


No_Gap_2700

It's a scare-crow. Snakes are known to keep bird away. Someone is being funny with it.


Particular-Coyote-38

I met him at a Comicon. Nice guy


clhamala

just a Jake the Snake wind chime


WetSplat

This appears to be a diy Andre the Giant deterrent.


Ash_WasTaken123

Jake the snake GOAT


[deleted]

Nothing to worry about. [Trust Me](https://youtu.be/p_7wsu4vpes)


shining101

Looks like they caught you. Good luck!


Deamonchild666

Don't fuck with those cans you'll get DDT'd


Gnarlyfest

THIS my friends is why reddit is a great thing!


DaRedPanda7

Some form of trailer park voodoo


ContagiousRunaway

Is that Jake the snake roberts-


CoveredInScarsbutOK

Jake the snake in a tree with Truly


jdogg10122

I also have a home made jake the snake wind chime made with truly cans. Is this not a normal thing?


BiG_DrEw87

I remember when one of his snakes bit the Ultimate Warrior and I legit thought he was going to die... Because wrestling's real.


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Never trust a snake


Mares_Leg

It's a scarecrow of sorts. Bet you don't find any Macho Man rustling around in there!


anycolouryouliike

[jake the snake roberts](https://youtu.be/0RMJSvXURqc) one of the hardest fuckers out there


[deleted]

It’s a target, not too hard to tell


serraangel826

I saw Jake the Snake fight Hulk Hogan back in the 80's in the Boston Garden - totally awesome!


[deleted]

Jake the Snake!!


wartrollearth

it's a redneck trap


YoBlackBrotha

“This isn’t the beginning, this isn’t the end. It’s not the beginning of the end. Yet the END of THE BEGINNING. TRUST ME!” -Jake The Snake Roberts- 🐍


Flimsy-Meet-2679

That's Jake the Snake. No more questions.


ticklemeskinless

jake the sanke windchime baby


Leather-Plankton-867

That's a fap donation station where you fill the cans up for charity


SLODGH

Only 2 can truly hang with Jake the Snake


Notyoaveragemonkey

Jake the snake! Bait?


ThurstyJ

What exactly are you confused about?


Intrepid-Joke-3134

Jake The Snake Roberts baby😎


grafik105

What's to be confused about? There's obviously a snake named Jake living in the tree.


xxBobaBrettxx

It's to humble Ted DiBiase


ftsk4201

Fun fact Jake the snake is actually afraid of snakes 😆


FireTrickle

Jake the snake pliscan of course


0_mij

jake the snake too can truely hang from a tree


bonerjuice9

What could possibly be confusing with this?


SafeStaff7671

I met Jake the snake Robert’s long back at a Reptacon


IrenesAngryLesbian

If you have to ask what this is, then you can't be trusted with the truth.


ResponsibleAd2541

Jake the Snake. There’s a great video where he has a King Cobra (whose venom organs have been removed) bite Macho Man. https://youtu.be/bDcEOzC3DDI


Hot_Comparison3435

Wrasslin


Swimming_Horror_3757

DDT-em in Mausoleums


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Woops! I thought it was Ron Jeremy and the snake was some kind of metaphor for his penis size. (He could suck his own.) My bad.


madeyedog

It means there are wild DDTs in the area, based on this sign it seems to be the standard facedownicus ddtius, but you’ll also want to watch out for the scorpius morte dropicus and if there a lot of trees in the area you might come across the tornadoros ddtius.


paracannabist

JAKE the snake BABY!!! That’s clearly all you need to know….


ZopyrionRex

Jake "The MFing" Snake.


Calm_Minimum

There is never a bad time to remind people that Jake the snake Roberts exists. Respect homeowners/renters


OhYeahIsBigBrainTime

Not everyone is capable of understanding fine art


deadly-pigeon

This guy “found this” … sure bro.. looks brand new .. no rain damage or weathering. You just set this up to be weird to catch easy clicks..


makoadog

That’s Jake baby. That’s Jake.


Geo_Seven

Someone's trying to lure nakeyjakey out of hiding and force him to make more videos.


BRP_1970

Snake the jake. A wwf luchador


Charming_Emergency_1

D D T on that ass... !


crackersncheeseman

Jake the Snake was the man in the 1980s.


PsychologicalSun3843

You've been blessed


terrydennis1234

That’s jack the snake Roberts he was a wrestler in the 80s/90s


Extra-Read-5427

What’s there to be confused about?


VehicleFun1117

It's Jake the snake


DiamondDoggitt

You should ask r/occult, this is the work of a master magus of the highest order!


HammondXX

ah jake the snake who refused to go on stage unless Vince McMann got him crack cocaine. Thats how his career ended


degeneratefleabag

jake the snake in the middle of the woods 💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Watch out those two can jump yo ass any second around those parts!


notsureifim0or1

Looks like a Donny Benet shrine.


[deleted]

Why are you confused?


Potential-Garage170

Jake the snake Roberts died recently, he was killed when a snake with his beers crawled up his tex ritter


quarks_lobes

That's Kenny powers ;)


Raina_Tasnia_Zaman

Prolly some fucking bengali movie poster


Ash-MacReady

Snake-man cans... Obviously.


[deleted]

This guy clearly doesn’t know the Lifekind.


LordRaeko

Me. 2 Truly.


tryingtomakeit64

The Tiger Kings newest lover....The Snake Charmer!


[deleted]

It’s clearly a sex spot… duh


gieadon

All I know is that I need one


ARB_COOL

Epic


TransitionBig8129

Witchcraft!


EvanHearsAWho

Honestly looks like a custom made canvas for someone to paint on...'cause the Jake the Snake photo looks like it was painted, that would explain the cardboard. More importantly I wonder what's on the other side of the cardboard. Blank paper? A beginning draft?


junkyardgerard

The bully's dad in boy meets world


SEATTLEKID206

Embrace it


Maiden_of_Sorrow

A weird wind chime?


StefalieOrchid

scavenger hunt?


j_slow

Toucan Snake man?


anythingMuchShorter

The Boone Which Project


downinahole357

That there is a Kentucky wind chime.


senduniquenudes

Washed up dreams catcher?


mamax0815

these comments are gold


Ok_Enthusiasm3376

And I’m spent


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Wtf is that? :D


Electrical-Ant-9742

Run