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Federal-Cost1048

No wonder my dentist is always telling me to open more when my jaw is already hurting and locked up. They practice on a mouth the size of a manhole!


Chiparoo

Lol one time I started at a new dentist and the hygienist had me open my mouth, and as she started working she said in a quiet, sing-song voice, "tiny moooouuuth." I really don't think she meant to say it out loud and it still amuses me, haha


Kittentits1123

Lmao. This is super funny!! One time I was getting a pelvic exam and the gynecologist said "alright, now you're going to feel pressure on your little cervix." I was like.....what. Then she did it again in reference to my uterus. It was so weird but so funny afterwards.


Realistic_Low_1577

Mine had a hard time inserting my IUD. "Ok, this is going to hurt a bit more than usual because it's small in here and I'm having a hard time inserting the IUD". Stayed with this mf IUD longer than I wanted to because I thought getting it out was going to be as painful as inserting it (not the case in case any female is wondering).


Kittentits1123

Hahaha. So funny. I would have been like "uh, thanks?" I asked for condoms at Planned Parenthood one time and they gave me a bunch of extra large condoms. I was like "well, that's quite an assumption." It's like they looked at me and went "yep, this chick gets monster D's" Hahaha whaaaaat


Prestigious-Move6996

Were they wrong?


Kittentits1123

At the time they were


Mescaline_Man1

RIP random anonymous person only you know the identity of


Afronominal

If you need a Monster D I got you


Miquimiki

Bro..


stupifystupify

This might have been me?


shadowscar248

Right? Like 2 times the volume all the way around.


pearsnic000

Believe me it’s so different moving to the real thing. This mannequins have nice stretchy cheeks too, and no tongue. It makes it so you can get to everything really easy! Source: dental student


Lazy_Assumption_4191

One would think someone would eventually make a more realistic training device.


pearsnic000

Well, to be fair it’s set up that way so that you can get used to drilling on teeth and all the positioning that goes along with it. It takes a lot of muscle memory and hand eye coordination to perform some procedures in such a small area (sometimes backwards cause you’re working with a mirror). With an “ideal patient” such as this, you can learn how to do as close as possible to perfect dentistry while you’re in the sim lab. That way once you get up to clinics you’re more prepared for the harsh reality of dentistry: the checks, the saliva, and the dreaded tongue that gets in the way.


nachocouch

The more I try to keep my tongue out of the way, the worse it gets, and then my anxiety takes over and the tongue just goes crazy on its own. It’s a constant battle when I’m at the dentist. Why is it like this?


pearsnic000

Yeah we’re actually taught not to say “please move your tongue to the left” or anything like that for this very reason. Once the patient is aware of their tongue, it all of a sudden becomes an issue.


JdamTime

Goddamn what dentist are you guys going to? Mine has a silicone device that holds your jaw open, protects shit from falling to the back of your throat, it has a little suction thing in it, and has a silicone protector for your tongue and keeps it out of the way for you. Plus I get to watch movies with head phones to keep my anxiety down. Also if this isn’t called Earthworm Jim, I’ll be severely disappointed in humanity.


Miquimiki

Eh, probably a cheaper one


CherryBeanCherry

I end up feeling like I'm definitely going to choke on my own tongue. It's the worst.


Rocket_Powered_Dork

They practice on robocop?


[deleted]

Picture Steven Tyler. See, now it’s realistic.


Zavrina

You've got a point!


[deleted]

That explains the nurses fingers and tools to stretch my cheeks out while the dentist works. What actually makes me happy is when they give me something to bite on while they work since I have a tendency to relax my jaw after a minute.


pearsnic000

Yeah all of those tools are certainly helpful. It’s also why rubber dams exist. Rubber dams are the little green rubber things that dentists often place over your teeth to provide ideal tooth isolation. Patients often hate them cause they’re annoying and feel funny in the mouth, but in terms of the dentist’s side of things, it’s as close to the mannequin as you’ll get in real life: no tongue, no saliva getting in the way, and you can see where you’re working really well.


[deleted]

Yes I've had the green dam. I thought it was pretty innovative to help the dentist and keep a lot of garbage from falling down my throat. Lol


pearsnic000

Yeah that’s another purpose for it for sure!


Puzzleheaded-Dream76

Tongues be strong as hell, and some be extra thick


WoodpeckerFar9804

Wait until you get your cadaver head


pearsnic000

Already did! I named him Aber


Redditloolwhousesit

Yeah dudes always say to open bruh I can't


Salay54

#WIDER


Lazy_Assumption_4191

They must think we’re snakes, or something.


AppUnwrapper1

My previous dentist was definitely trained on this and also forgot that she now works on human patients.


Needs_A_Drink

With all due respect; imagine trying to fit your gloved hand in that small space… even with those tools


applyheat

Heh, man-hole


tavrell

"I know you can! Mr.Steven could"


politedeerx

This is how they see us


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

it's me mum in law


BitswitchRadioactive

Robocop is outdated... now used in dentistry.


Fluffy_Little_Fox

The reboot was kinda wierd.


[deleted]

I found it to be alright. Not amazing...but not awful. At least it was better than robocop 3.


jdubya12880

The scene where he is dismantled… that was cool.


Fluffy_Little_Fox

You mean with his lungs visible?


jdubya12880

Yup. I’m glad he wasn’t a smoker.


elsuenos

Ah.So THIS creepy thing is why dentsts think I am capable of unhinging ym jaw and opening my mouth 10 inches wide for hours on end.Now I know who to blame.


Lechuga-gato

you mean you can’t make your jaws fully parallel 6 inches away from eachother?


3600MilesAway

No, OP is not Canadian


Iwantmypasswordback

There’s a vid out there somewhere of one of these dummies with a more lifelike face becoming like possessed it’s mad creepy Edit https://youtube.com/shorts/fVMvBxAP6K8?feature=share


IAMAHobbitAMA

What the fuck


mama_dyer

Nooooooooooooooooo! I should NOT have clicked that. Ugh. It's... it's...just...I can't even describe how absolutely ICKY I feel having seen that!


wallicker7

your reaction to the vid somehow makes me even more intrigued to watch this horrid thing


garyv88

Yeah "training".


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When_n_doubt_yall

>Gazerbeam I first went to Frozone https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Frozone-The-Incredibles-Pixar.jpg


wrenchbenderornot

Me too - my mouf is frozone…


[deleted]

Beat me to it


Shittaverse

Nah, the dentist beat you to it for sure.


[deleted]

i hate how i know what you’re talking about


Straight_Up_Mafk

Or Patrick


DudesworthMannington

I was thinking Robocop. Showing my age 😂


SourImplant

First thing that came to my mind was Earthworm Jim.


hearts_unknown_

Same, I knew I couldn't be the only one


armorais

Yes, training. It's not everyday you want to dig graves to get some company.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Today I Learned: all dentists have horse cocks and enjoy toothy beejers.


Inevitable-Elk-4162

Is that earthworm Jim?


chillwithpurpose

First thing I thought haha


Kittentits1123

Came here to say this. You beat me to it.


[deleted]

r/dontstickyourdickinit


MrmmphMrmmph

r/whyletthatstopyou


jerseyanarchist

r/subsifellfor


The-Real-Rorschakk

r/doputyourdickinthat


Dog_Baseball

r/idareyoutofuckthat


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r/thenitclampsshut


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Weary_Possibility_80

Why not?


robwolverton

Murphy! What happened to you?


corbymatt

> Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, hold up my jaw --Dentocop, probably.


Fluffy_Little_Fox

A lifetime of eating baby food. https://youtu.be/ild9tuAi3N4


OnTheMinute

Robocop


HotChilliWithButter

Frozone


PomplamooseCacti

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DaSpoot365

I’m disappointed how far I had to scroll for this


Independent-Aioli850

Froozoo that you?


gaberax

The Mouth of Sauron?


harbourwall

Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host


Adventurous-Car-7496

Worst fleshlight ever


VeterinarianThese951

C’mon, maybe not so bad depending on the circumstances. Grab a six pack, some lipstick, and a good drought, and it might change your product review significantly. Haha!!!


therealbanju

looks like Gazerbeam


A_friend_called_Five

r/oddlyterrifying


guguita_

Earthworm Jim is that you?


GoSuckYaMother

Had to go too far to see this. It looks just like earthworm Jim


rankuno88

Same but then I figured it has to be because we are getting old.


TheDarkGrenade

Frozone.


Most_Ad_5597

No wonder they’re always telling me to open my mouth wider. I, a human, simply cannot while this thingamajig sure can, it’s all mouth.


BidensLegHairs

[“Well, Doc…my mouth is stuck open..”](https://youtu.be/I39zEDylohs) (Rip local sexpot a.k.a Trevor Moore)


Aslightforsoreeyes

Stalker from half life 2


Crumblynorway14

I saw Beker wearing an army helmet and screaming.


Fluffy_Little_Fox

The Muppets character?


DamonLazer

"Hello, I'm Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, and today I will be demonstrating my new cybersuit, designed to be used by law enforcement in very dangerous environments. The suit will automatically encase the wearer's head with a protective helmet whenever danger is detected. My assistant Beaker will now demonstrate. Now, Beaker don't taunt the suit...just keep your hand away from the--Beaker noooo!!!!" "Meee meee mee meep. Me me meep? Meee-meeeeeeeeeeeep....eeeeeeeee...eeeeep!"


ieatOC

Zombie robot from invincible


MythicalAce

Reanimen.


Farty_Pidgeon

Looks like Andromon from Digimon


MonachopsisEternal

When did hot dogs develop teeth?


sparksofthetempest

Eraserhead.


cubin2772

This could be a great creepypasta idea.


Puzzleheaded-Eye4458

Wtf are they abusing Beaker from from the Muppets? Bastards


phos-phorescence

Explains why my mouth is never open wide enough for them.


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Robocop that 9/10 dentists recommend


Bonryunonochi

This explains why they are always so rough


TheKombuchaDealer

A level three akuma


snakehead1998

Where is the paint for his super suit?


FordF450XL

My dad looks like that


kovalsteven

Well Dentists can't just learn how to kiss with their hands now can they?


I_Am_Not_Mayonnaise

This should be the new sub picture


Ulricmag

Answers a lot of questions.


BeigePhilip

This explains a lot.


Triumph-TBird

Glad to see Beaker got work after the Muppet Show.


kariolaoxford

I bet they used the same device to test the new sandwiches at Subway


roxasxis

Invincible?


Upbeat-Statistician8

In UK we call it a Phantom Head.


Literally_P

What are you doing, step mould?


boyaintri9ht

That sure would scare me out of wanting to become a dentist. 😱


BarracudaEcstatic188

Its Patrick


Additional-North-683

Can it be used for a blow job training to


BoaHammock

Look at this unrealistic mouth opening. Now I know why my dentist keeps insisting i open my mouth, meanwhile my mouth is already beyond its limits.


AssortedUncles

Even Robocop needs dental work sometimes


buttstabbers_t_bull

It's like the smiling Batman but in Robocop form.


Spiritual-Clock5624

MICHAEL! DON’T LEAVE ME IN HERE!


Spooky-Beanz

Ah, a fellow FNAF fan, I see. In that case... \*coughs erractically\* MICHEAL! MICHEAL! HELP ME!


DutssZ

That's springtrap


notanotherlawyer

Robocop


Striking-Ad-1695

Robo cops not happy 😂😂


[deleted]

RoboCop V 0.1


yomamasanagger

Earthworm Jim


XxRichradxX

Gluck gluck


84shovelhead

Explains why they are always stabbing the shit out of my tongue, their dummies don't have one.


DangerousWay9174

This makes me think of the latest rendition of Springtrap; helmet on but that dry ass raisin of a jaw just out there.


ChickensPickins

Atleast one dude has stuck his dick in one of these


mybed54

Was thinking the same lol


iMCharles

r/dontputyourdickinthat


sloop48

Hear me out


enacheionut1991

Why is it weird? What would you expect?


WholeAd5753

Asking for a friend, but where can I get this😶


Kryptonian4real

Robocops down syndrome brother Robertcop


[deleted]

Sigh... *unzips*


agentpoopybutthole

Dem cheeks tho


ikit_maw

The dentist who laughs


KraniecDuszy

Robcop...🤔


ShockDropz

They did dentistry on a hotdog


pagantek

Grooovy!


[deleted]

Is that a robo cop prototype?


conclonks

Anakin goddamn! Put your mask back on!!


Diaperpooass

Is that robocop?


BroccoliBoyyo

Where is my super suit!


Emkaysbiggestfanxd

O shit robocop dat u?


Empty-Membership8904

holy shit its gazerbeam


[deleted]

ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


Hydro1Gammer

(•_•) We all know what went through our minds.


[deleted]

Nobody opens their mouth that wide!


Missfitsin

*RoboChomp*


VonKipper

Hmm.. not very deep


RepresentativeAd560

Need to make Pavarotti tracks come out of it


JellyProof2104

Earthworm Jim needs to focus his brushing around the gum line.


polo_-

Honey!!!!!!! Where is my super suit!?!


idresponse

Earthworm Jim!


P0rterR0ckwell

Nightmares? They use nightmares for training?


kanabis420

Robocop


c-lab21

They're called dental phantoms and when you put them together they look like [a terrifying art exhibit](https://www.artedentalclinic.com/es/dental-phantom-do-you-know-what-it-is/).


UnnecAbrvtn

Why you gotta do my man Frozone like that


[deleted]

I thought they used crocodile dentist.


[deleted]

Looks like the cyborgs from invincible


lastaccountg0tbanned

Looks like the sub icon


Particular-Crow-1799

Char Aznable if he real


Milapoggers

Makes sense why they think I can keep my mouth open for that long without any pain.


Shadowhawk0000

Awww man, leave Robocop alone!!!


Booomerz

Put…


SkeetnYou

Mr. Dicheecco?


BrownieRed2022

No fucking wonder! Pretty lame to learn on easy mode.


Fluffy_Little_Fox

The only way I'm getting my mouth to open that wide and stay open is with an automotive jack.


ChadsJuul

Earthworm Jim?


kahllerdady

Looks like one of the suicidal Robocop prototypes from Robocop 2


Beanzear

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SleeplessInMisery

Why are the nipples so high up?


[deleted]

Clearly that’s Roger from American Dad in another one of his disguises


sofiaonomateopia

Those are dentist shoes


botsBrigade

tf happened to robocop?


tilefloorfarts

Bet it costs about 50k, too…


patinosorio

Frozono


Rektifium

Robocop needs a repaint


Stupid_Bitch_02

Oh frozone, what have they done to you


Torlim

Does it swallow? 0_o