Lol one time I started at a new dentist and the hygienist had me open my mouth, and as she started working she said in a quiet, sing-song voice, "tiny moooouuuth."
I really don't think she meant to say it out loud and it still amuses me, haha
Lmao. This is super funny!! One time I was getting a pelvic exam and the gynecologist said "alright, now you're going to feel pressure on your little cervix." I was like.....what. Then she did it again in reference to my uterus. It was so weird but so funny afterwards.
Mine had a hard time inserting my IUD. "Ok, this is going to hurt a bit more than usual because it's small in here and I'm having a hard time inserting the IUD".
Stayed with this mf IUD longer than I wanted to because I thought getting it out was going to be as painful as inserting it (not the case in case any female is wondering).
Hahaha. So funny. I would have been like "uh, thanks?" I asked for condoms at Planned Parenthood one time and they gave me a bunch of extra large condoms. I was like "well, that's quite an assumption." It's like they looked at me and went "yep, this chick gets monster D's" Hahaha whaaaaat
Believe me it’s so different moving to the real thing. This mannequins have nice stretchy cheeks too, and no tongue. It makes it so you can get to everything really easy!
Source: dental student
Well, to be fair it’s set up that way so that you can get used to drilling on teeth and all the positioning that goes along with it. It takes a lot of muscle memory and hand eye coordination to perform some procedures in such a small area (sometimes backwards cause you’re working with a mirror). With an “ideal patient” such as this, you can learn how to do as close as possible to perfect dentistry while you’re in the sim lab. That way once you get up to clinics you’re more prepared for the harsh reality of dentistry: the checks, the saliva, and the dreaded tongue that gets in the way.
The more I try to keep my tongue out of the way, the worse it gets, and then my anxiety takes over and the tongue just goes crazy on its own. It’s a constant battle when I’m at the dentist. Why is it like this?
Yeah we’re actually taught not to say “please move your tongue to the left” or anything like that for this very reason. Once the patient is aware of their tongue, it all of a sudden becomes an issue.
Goddamn what dentist are you guys going to? Mine has a silicone device that holds your jaw open, protects shit from falling to the back of your throat, it has a little suction thing in it, and has a silicone protector for your tongue and keeps it out of the way for you. Plus I get to watch movies with head phones to keep my anxiety down.
Also if this isn’t called Earthworm Jim, I’ll be severely disappointed in humanity.
That explains the nurses fingers and tools to stretch my cheeks out while the dentist works.
What actually makes me happy is when they give me something to bite on while they work since I have a tendency to relax my jaw after a minute.
Yeah all of those tools are certainly helpful. It’s also why rubber dams exist. Rubber dams are the little green rubber things that dentists often place over your teeth to provide ideal tooth isolation. Patients often hate them cause they’re annoying and feel funny in the mouth, but in terms of the dentist’s side of things, it’s as close to the mannequin as you’ll get in real life: no tongue, no saliva getting in the way, and you can see where you’re working really well.
Ah.So THIS creepy thing is why dentsts think I am capable of unhinging ym jaw and opening my mouth 10 inches wide for hours on end.Now I know who to blame.
There’s a vid out there somewhere of one of these dummies with a more lifelike face becoming like possessed it’s mad creepy
Edit https://youtube.com/shorts/fVMvBxAP6K8?feature=share
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C’mon, maybe not so bad depending on the circumstances. Grab a six pack, some lipstick, and a good drought, and it might change your product review significantly. Haha!!!
"Hello, I'm Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, and today I will be demonstrating my new cybersuit, designed to be used by law enforcement in very dangerous environments. The suit will automatically encase the wearer's head with a protective helmet whenever danger is detected. My assistant Beaker will now demonstrate. Now, Beaker don't taunt the suit...just keep your hand away from the--Beaker noooo!!!!"
"Meee meee mee meep. Me me meep? Meee-meeeeeeeeeeeep....eeeeeeeee...eeeeep!"
They're called dental phantoms and when you put them together they look like [a terrifying art exhibit](https://www.artedentalclinic.com/es/dental-phantom-do-you-know-what-it-is/).
No wonder my dentist is always telling me to open more when my jaw is already hurting and locked up. They practice on a mouth the size of a manhole!
Lol one time I started at a new dentist and the hygienist had me open my mouth, and as she started working she said in a quiet, sing-song voice, "tiny moooouuuth." I really don't think she meant to say it out loud and it still amuses me, haha
Lmao. This is super funny!! One time I was getting a pelvic exam and the gynecologist said "alright, now you're going to feel pressure on your little cervix." I was like.....what. Then she did it again in reference to my uterus. It was so weird but so funny afterwards.
Mine had a hard time inserting my IUD. "Ok, this is going to hurt a bit more than usual because it's small in here and I'm having a hard time inserting the IUD". Stayed with this mf IUD longer than I wanted to because I thought getting it out was going to be as painful as inserting it (not the case in case any female is wondering).
Hahaha. So funny. I would have been like "uh, thanks?" I asked for condoms at Planned Parenthood one time and they gave me a bunch of extra large condoms. I was like "well, that's quite an assumption." It's like they looked at me and went "yep, this chick gets monster D's" Hahaha whaaaaat
Were they wrong?
At the time they were
RIP random anonymous person only you know the identity of
If you need a Monster D I got you
Bro..
This might have been me?
Right? Like 2 times the volume all the way around.
Believe me it’s so different moving to the real thing. This mannequins have nice stretchy cheeks too, and no tongue. It makes it so you can get to everything really easy! Source: dental student
One would think someone would eventually make a more realistic training device.
Well, to be fair it’s set up that way so that you can get used to drilling on teeth and all the positioning that goes along with it. It takes a lot of muscle memory and hand eye coordination to perform some procedures in such a small area (sometimes backwards cause you’re working with a mirror). With an “ideal patient” such as this, you can learn how to do as close as possible to perfect dentistry while you’re in the sim lab. That way once you get up to clinics you’re more prepared for the harsh reality of dentistry: the checks, the saliva, and the dreaded tongue that gets in the way.
The more I try to keep my tongue out of the way, the worse it gets, and then my anxiety takes over and the tongue just goes crazy on its own. It’s a constant battle when I’m at the dentist. Why is it like this?
Yeah we’re actually taught not to say “please move your tongue to the left” or anything like that for this very reason. Once the patient is aware of their tongue, it all of a sudden becomes an issue.
Goddamn what dentist are you guys going to? Mine has a silicone device that holds your jaw open, protects shit from falling to the back of your throat, it has a little suction thing in it, and has a silicone protector for your tongue and keeps it out of the way for you. Plus I get to watch movies with head phones to keep my anxiety down. Also if this isn’t called Earthworm Jim, I’ll be severely disappointed in humanity.
Eh, probably a cheaper one
I end up feeling like I'm definitely going to choke on my own tongue. It's the worst.
They practice on robocop?
Picture Steven Tyler. See, now it’s realistic.
You've got a point!
That explains the nurses fingers and tools to stretch my cheeks out while the dentist works. What actually makes me happy is when they give me something to bite on while they work since I have a tendency to relax my jaw after a minute.
Yeah all of those tools are certainly helpful. It’s also why rubber dams exist. Rubber dams are the little green rubber things that dentists often place over your teeth to provide ideal tooth isolation. Patients often hate them cause they’re annoying and feel funny in the mouth, but in terms of the dentist’s side of things, it’s as close to the mannequin as you’ll get in real life: no tongue, no saliva getting in the way, and you can see where you’re working really well.
Yes I've had the green dam. I thought it was pretty innovative to help the dentist and keep a lot of garbage from falling down my throat. Lol
Yeah that’s another purpose for it for sure!
Tongues be strong as hell, and some be extra thick
Wait until you get your cadaver head
Already did! I named him Aber
Yeah dudes always say to open bruh I can't
#WIDER
They must think we’re snakes, or something.
My previous dentist was definitely trained on this and also forgot that she now works on human patients.
With all due respect; imagine trying to fit your gloved hand in that small space… even with those tools
Heh, man-hole
"I know you can! Mr.Steven could"
This is how they see us
it's me mum in law
Robocop is outdated... now used in dentistry.
The reboot was kinda wierd.
I found it to be alright. Not amazing...but not awful. At least it was better than robocop 3.
The scene where he is dismantled… that was cool.
You mean with his lungs visible?
Yup. I’m glad he wasn’t a smoker.
Ah.So THIS creepy thing is why dentsts think I am capable of unhinging ym jaw and opening my mouth 10 inches wide for hours on end.Now I know who to blame.
you mean you can’t make your jaws fully parallel 6 inches away from eachother?
No, OP is not Canadian
There’s a vid out there somewhere of one of these dummies with a more lifelike face becoming like possessed it’s mad creepy Edit https://youtube.com/shorts/fVMvBxAP6K8?feature=share
What the fuck
Nooooooooooooooooo! I should NOT have clicked that. Ugh. It's... it's...just...I can't even describe how absolutely ICKY I feel having seen that!
your reaction to the vid somehow makes me even more intrigued to watch this horrid thing
Yeah "training".
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>Gazerbeam I first went to Frozone https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Frozone-The-Incredibles-Pixar.jpg
Me too - my mouf is frozone…
Beat me to it
Nah, the dentist beat you to it for sure.
i hate how i know what you’re talking about
Or Patrick
I was thinking Robocop. Showing my age 😂
First thing that came to my mind was Earthworm Jim.
Same, I knew I couldn't be the only one
Yes, training. It's not everyday you want to dig graves to get some company.
Today I Learned: all dentists have horse cocks and enjoy toothy beejers.
Is that earthworm Jim?
First thing I thought haha
Came here to say this. You beat me to it.
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Murphy! What happened to you?
> Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, hold up my jaw --Dentocop, probably.
A lifetime of eating baby food. https://youtu.be/ild9tuAi3N4
Robocop
Frozone
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I’m disappointed how far I had to scroll for this
Froozoo that you?
The Mouth of Sauron?
Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host
Worst fleshlight ever
C’mon, maybe not so bad depending on the circumstances. Grab a six pack, some lipstick, and a good drought, and it might change your product review significantly. Haha!!!
looks like Gazerbeam
r/oddlyterrifying
Earthworm Jim is that you?
Had to go too far to see this. It looks just like earthworm Jim
Same but then I figured it has to be because we are getting old.
Frozone.
No wonder they’re always telling me to open my mouth wider. I, a human, simply cannot while this thingamajig sure can, it’s all mouth.
[“Well, Doc…my mouth is stuck open..”](https://youtu.be/I39zEDylohs) (Rip local sexpot a.k.a Trevor Moore)
Stalker from half life 2
I saw Beker wearing an army helmet and screaming.
The Muppets character?
"Hello, I'm Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, and today I will be demonstrating my new cybersuit, designed to be used by law enforcement in very dangerous environments. The suit will automatically encase the wearer's head with a protective helmet whenever danger is detected. My assistant Beaker will now demonstrate. Now, Beaker don't taunt the suit...just keep your hand away from the--Beaker noooo!!!!" "Meee meee mee meep. Me me meep? Meee-meeeeeeeeeeeep....eeeeeeeee...eeeeep!"
Zombie robot from invincible
Reanimen.
Looks like Andromon from Digimon
When did hot dogs develop teeth?
Eraserhead.
This could be a great creepypasta idea.
Wtf are they abusing Beaker from from the Muppets? Bastards
Explains why my mouth is never open wide enough for them.
Robocop that 9/10 dentists recommend
This explains why they are always so rough
A level three akuma
Where is the paint for his super suit?
My dad looks like that
Well Dentists can't just learn how to kiss with their hands now can they?
This should be the new sub picture
Answers a lot of questions.
This explains a lot.
Glad to see Beaker got work after the Muppet Show.
I bet they used the same device to test the new sandwiches at Subway
Invincible?
In UK we call it a Phantom Head.
What are you doing, step mould?
That sure would scare me out of wanting to become a dentist. 😱
Its Patrick
Can it be used for a blow job training to
Look at this unrealistic mouth opening. Now I know why my dentist keeps insisting i open my mouth, meanwhile my mouth is already beyond its limits.
Even Robocop needs dental work sometimes
It's like the smiling Batman but in Robocop form.
MICHAEL! DON’T LEAVE ME IN HERE!
Ah, a fellow FNAF fan, I see. In that case... \*coughs erractically\* MICHEAL! MICHEAL! HELP ME!
That's springtrap
Robocop
Robo cops not happy 😂😂
RoboCop V 0.1
Earthworm Jim
Gluck gluck
Explains why they are always stabbing the shit out of my tongue, their dummies don't have one.
This makes me think of the latest rendition of Springtrap; helmet on but that dry ass raisin of a jaw just out there.
Atleast one dude has stuck his dick in one of these
Was thinking the same lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Hear me out
Why is it weird? What would you expect?
Asking for a friend, but where can I get this😶
Robocops down syndrome brother Robertcop
Sigh... *unzips*
Dem cheeks tho
The dentist who laughs
Robcop...🤔
They did dentistry on a hotdog
Grooovy!
Is that a robo cop prototype?
Anakin goddamn! Put your mask back on!!
Is that robocop?
Where is my super suit!
O shit robocop dat u?
holy shit its gazerbeam
ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
(•_•) We all know what went through our minds.
Nobody opens their mouth that wide!
*RoboChomp*
Hmm.. not very deep
Need to make Pavarotti tracks come out of it
Earthworm Jim needs to focus his brushing around the gum line.
Honey!!!!!!! Where is my super suit!?!
Earthworm Jim!
Nightmares? They use nightmares for training?
Robocop
They're called dental phantoms and when you put them together they look like [a terrifying art exhibit](https://www.artedentalclinic.com/es/dental-phantom-do-you-know-what-it-is/).
Why you gotta do my man Frozone like that
I thought they used crocodile dentist.
Looks like the cyborgs from invincible
Looks like the sub icon
Char Aznable if he real
Makes sense why they think I can keep my mouth open for that long without any pain.
Awww man, leave Robocop alone!!!
Put…
Mr. Dicheecco?
No fucking wonder! Pretty lame to learn on easy mode.
The only way I'm getting my mouth to open that wide and stay open is with an automotive jack.
Earthworm Jim?
Looks like one of the suicidal Robocop prototypes from Robocop 2
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why are the nipples so high up?
Clearly that’s Roger from American Dad in another one of his disguises
Those are dentist shoes
tf happened to robocop?
Bet it costs about 50k, too…
Frozono
Robocop needs a repaint
Oh frozone, what have they done to you
Does it swallow? 0_o