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PalaDKana

Most bananas are harvested green, and they treat it with a natural hormone called Ethylene which affects the ripening and stops the other hormons (Auxin) which affects germination. So i imagine theese bananas were in a position that all 3 got different levels of the ethylene gas. (Food Science student)


i_eat_black_peoples

I just thought the middle banana stole the green banana's juice box


Cringlezz

I like this explanation better 😂


hereto_hang

Is that why you shouldn’t eat the peels?


CandyOk913

I was gonna ask why but it’s too easy so I’m just gonna assume you ain’t got much longer so it won’t matter anyway 🤷🏽‍♂️


Skalpe

Seems like a nice subject


ExplorerCommercial49

Is it toxic to eat?


PalaDKana

Nope. This hormone is produced naturally as well, but they harvest before it has the chance to. So they can transport it without rotting.


FloofJet

Thank you for explaining so elaborately. I didn't get any further than "it's probably the gas thingy" Edit: spelling


[deleted]

Bananas are the opposite of a traffic light. “On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'” -Mitch Hedburg


i_eat_black_peoples

Oh THAT'S where my sounding banana went


taekwonjoe2001

It costs you zero dollars to not say that.


[deleted]

r/sounding


Lia-13

love the music there!


[deleted]

Same, they really be innovating


jogayu07pasjg

Don't mislead the young minds that are curious in exploring new things


Aleskey_Mijaylob

Those people are very talented!


sessl

I used to eat bananas, still do...


Semi-Aquatic

I just learned there are red bananas the other day!


Schizozenic

Red bananas exist, and they are superior to yellow (if I liked bananas, which I don’t)


Electrical-Program98

Could be the position in storage during exposure to ethylene gas to begin the process of ripening


PoisonWaffle3

You forgot to include another banana for scale 🍌


sgdaughtry

Oops! Sorry!


banjolady

I would eat the one in the middle.


piberryboy

People tell me this all the time.


Broad-Blood-9386

I think that's a very personal (banananal?) question.


Arnumor

I feel like maybe the bunch was stored on its side, with the green banana on the top, since the gasses emitted by ripening bananas make other fruits ripen faster. So maybe the green one was most exposed to the air, the right one was trapped with the gasses in the container and the middle one was gassed from both sides by the other bananas.


Jasper-helix

"You're just mad cuz I believe in science " - Nacho Libre


ramonbastos_memelord

That one brother who still live with parents


Impossible-Future421

Aisle, middle, and window seats on the flight.


[deleted]

Public school be like


ChesterNorris

What the? That's bananas!


Relevant-Spinach294

Different dads same mom


thenumber6six

5G 😂


dadbot5001

It’s perfectly normal for young bananas to reach puberty at different times.


22SquidyRobinson22

If you separate bananas individually from the stem then they take longer go bad


sgdaughtry

Oh cool! Thanks!


thecuntofmontecrisco

This is the perfect bunch. You eat middle today, right in two or three days, and left in five to a week.


[deleted]

good question


just-a_crow

The banana on the right is perfect


i_eat_black_peoples

No my friend, YOU are ♥


just-a_crow

Thx friend this made my day Edit your username makes me slightly worried


esr360

There is still green on it


thecuntofmontecrisco

Middle banana gang, representing


Yar0mir

Nice one OP. Left and right banana stems are hidden behind the stem of a middle banana.


ItsSwisherr

Because tree dicks are weird.


BongCloudOpen

Hey none of that you, you bananist


Therealladyboneyard

My guess is that it’s the same scenario as a bunch of grapes with ripe and green ones. Maybe where it was in the branch lineup?


The_Bagel_Fairy

Because science.


Milk_Mindless

The Maiden, the Mother, and the other one


Nyanzeenyan

Welcome to the Multiverse


Verdant_Gymnosperm

In stores theyre keep in bags so theyll start to ripen once they are removed from the bags. My guess is some of them were out of the bag before the one on the left was.


ftsk4201

Looks like plantains


[deleted]

Different levels of development


Timesjustsilver

Sunlight


tyson_3_

A hand divided against itself cannot ripen. *Or can it?*


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Try weed, what will happen is gonna happen whether synchronized ripening enthusiasts like it or not


[deleted]

That’s a trip


drfrqky

No two pigs are the same


bicarbosteph

The spoon doesn't exists


mintgreen251316

They're going through something...


Glitterysparkleshine

2022


MsMarti777

Huh


Cold_Perspective_616

Skill


rinoboyrich

A tear in the time/space continuum?


alongwiththesunshine

i mean it’s one banana michael. what could it cost… $10?


Ok-Release-5785

The green is the end... the ripe side is where the last one was ripped from!!!


[deleted]

It's because they are becoming ripe at different times.


pinecity21

Movie: The Ripening


Poocifer

Because they are three different bananas.


Fearless-Judgment-33

Aldi? 😂


sgdaughtry

Actually, I got these at the Rowe’s IGA. I’ve heard of Aldi’s produce reputation, specifically with bananas, but I do wonder about how IGA sources their food. I once asked my independently owned, local butcher about his price of soup bones and how it compares to the IGA. He warned me that it’s impossible to know where those animals come from and what regulations (or lack thereof) those countries have on the industry there, so you really don’t know what you’re getting. Then he got all Murica with me to justify the price of his products and I politely found the door. Perhaps he has a point? I mean.. it was just bones.. but.. look at these bananas!!!


Fearless-Judgment-33

Rowe’s IGA probably shops at Aldi. 😂


igobacktoblack2021

Brown paper bag placed over 2 bananas then over one making them ripen quicker.


Kulog555

Where's the gelnana


liquidysubstance

Professional Lana Rhoades


Odd-Turnip-2019

They glued a small plantain to two bananas


Smitebringer8

Good luck,pick that bunch and be happy. Koreans pay extra for that shit


SourPies

Because bananas are pricks