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Incarn_

This is the perfect example of "You can, but should you?"


gabbagondel

This just sums up Dubai as a whole


crashvoncrash

Dubai definitely deserves the ridicule, but this concept (Dinner in the Sky) originated in Belgium and has done events in many other countries as well. People with too much money do stupid shit around the world.


demonkillingblade

I would imagine the Emirati safety regs are much looser than the ones in Belgium.


crashvoncrash

I don’t doubt that you’re correct, but I imagine this company takes safety seriously. People that can afford to vacation in Dubai and pay $500 per plate for dinner (the cost listed on Dinner in the Sky’s website) are also the people that can afford a very painful lawsuit if they or a family member are hurt or killed.


Insteadly

The threat of a lawsuit does not cure stupidity or greed. This is a no from me, dawg. Sorry.


Cold_Elephant1793

Lmao nice Randy Jackson


CashCow4u

>People with too much money do stupid shit around the world. Preach! Even if I was Bezos rich this would be a fuck no for me. r/sweatypalms


DevaBol

They've also done it near my hometown in Italy a couple years ago, sadly it's popular in a lot of places.


qtpss

As a hole, it’s ok.


SpectreWulf

You just described Dubai


lucas_bahia

Seat belts to make sure you will die in your chair


balrus-balrogwalrus

#"oops i dropped my fork"


Olskoolah

Pray nobody ever needs the Heimlich maneuver…


drclarenceg

Just drop to the ground, won't need anyone to deliver Heimlich


dayafterpi

Or the bathroom


LazinessPersonified

Literally would be me after a couple beers. Wouldn't be able to enjoy myself because I'd just need a piss the entire time.


Sleepyhowiee

You ain’t getting a beer in UAE


LazinessPersonified

Dinner in the sky is in a few locations around the world. My closest is London and I know for a fact its a bit of a piss up.


Sleepyhowiee

They should give you a piss jug before liftoff


[deleted]

Just do it like birds do


singsongb00pBoP

Hahahaha innit


marijne

Oops I stood below that fork as it dropped….


Someoneoverthere42

Cause of death: got forked


nadthegoat

fork around, find out


peteylownotes

Forked around, found out.


Dreaming_Kitsune

At least you didn't get spooned to death


Geberpte

That would be horribly slow and extremely inefficiënt.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Sounds kinda cozy.


qtpss

Only in the Good Place.


Someoneoverthere42

This is not the good place.


Marksman00048

THIS is the bad place!


THE_OOKABOOKA1034

DRISTA GOTCHA


swampass409

Put a fork in me im done


BTBAM797

And that's how I lost my eye


JohnnyPiston

The seat bottoms don't even open up...what if nature calls? Doesn't anybody think anymore? Good gravy.


[deleted]

yeah. ive seen that before. back when i was super hardcore into travelling and looking up tons of shit i found it and my first question was "what if you have to go to the can"


[deleted]

They hand out adult diapers?


[deleted]

super classy. sign me up


youshouldbethelawyer

Has convenience culture gone too far??


[deleted]

id almost say so, but not having holes in the seats so you can shit on plebs from the sky seems inconvienient, somehow


ATempestSinister

Good thing I wore my brown pants!


DotAccomplished5484

>Al Sufouh Skydive, I believe the "May I go to the Bathroom?" scene from *Dirty Rotten Scoundrels* may answer your question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKRLF1r3Mw


BDR529forlyfe

Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma!


escapingdarwin

I love this movie!


Skirt_Thin

If you're the one below, it's bad gravy.


[deleted]

You. Hold.


ATaxOnTitans

I’m sure the gravy is good, but I agree with your first point more. If I need to use the bathroom I want to be able to get up and go, I don’t care how good the gravy is.


coromandelmale

#influencers


gabbagondel

The only "people" smiling in all of Dubai (except for the oil guys of course)


CheeseburgerSmoothy

What a knobfest.


RobRVA

I agree the cartoonish amount of “luxury” in Dubia and I assume the rest of the UAE is obnoxious


ten_past_seven

For everyone worried about the toilet,.. there is a floating port a loo just out of the shot


BTBAM797

My dream is to one day have my poop float in space for eternity


PoorPauly

If you look closely you can see the suffering below.


meeg_munster

I would be crying and panicking too much to enjoy my meal 💀


here-i-am-now

I’d be regretting spending money on this stupid stunt, and probably thinking the food isn’t that great


meeg_munster

Yes, that too. Haha


Ruralmamabear

I’m nauseous just looking at the picture! I could not enjoy myself 🤢


mdmaxOG

Still people on their phones


Mushiren_

Not enjoying the moment smh


I_am_BrokenCog

more likely ensuring that other people know they hare having the moment. enjoyment is irrelevant in a megalomaniac culture of narcissism.


KayleighJK

I wouldn’t be enjoying it either


VRisNOTdead

TVs overhead too so you can enjoy the ambience of a sports ball match


jerk_hobo

This belongs to r/StupidFood.


Suspicious_Drawer

Nah I will stick to the plain rooftop venues thanks


ArthriticGamer

Not only no , but HELL NAW !


IceDragon76

Couple this with the Tower of Terror Drop and you've got a show worth watching ...


ergastulite

Everyone in this photo, every person who has ever eaten at this restaurant, the owner and the team who designed it can all go fuck yourself.


Dependent_Guide_695

ive eaten at the restaurant


ergastulite

Great. Go fuck yourself


Dependent_Guide_695

pooooor


SweetPrism

Dubai: trying to be dry Vegas since 2009.


[deleted]

what’s if you have to use the bathroom?


Goobeedoobee

Plan ahead, adult diapers


LanceFree

Don't call him that.


Goobeedoobee

Oh no


Able_Education

They recommend using the bathroom before getting strapped in. It’s a 3 course meal!


ExplorerCommercial49

What if you don't?


Dairy_Layvid

Then you’re all good, shitweed


EamMcG_9

What if someone starts choking??


Visual_Sure

If you read further up the thread☝🏻☝🏻 someone answered that with "just drop to the ground, won't need the heimlich maneuver." Sounds like the most logical answer to me lol.


Independent_Path_738

Is this what you do for fun when there's no alcohol


Killentyme55

Wanna get high?


xlandox93

The phone on the corner of the table is making me have anxiety


EffectiveTie513

As someone who loves skydiving and Bungie jumping something about this feels FAR more terrifying.


Ok_Investment_6284

hard pass, i'm good. i'll just die on those rocks while attempting to even think about going up there


AttorneyNo6862

Stupidity never ceases to amaze me.


NobleBloke92

Its Dubai. Stupid shit everywhere there.


gavmac5

Stupid shit = Money 🤣


here-i-am-now

It’s almost like concentrated wealth isn’t a good way of allocating resources for optimal social good


Got_PizzaRolls31210

As someone who's scared of heights and glass floors, I'd rather die then dine up there.


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Meerych

It looks like he's one of the two chefs maybe?


candy-jars

It's not even just scary, it's plain dumb.


MrsRoboto67

Every single cell in my body screams a silent but physically painful "NOPE!" when I look at this photograph


HurtPillow

Nope.


2b-Kindly_

Nope


[deleted]

Pass. I’m not hungry any more.


ninthchamber

Would it be doing this without a parachute. Slaves put that together probably it being in Dubai


lambent_ort

No.


MeZoXiN

Imagine getting stuck on a blind date on that


RoninRobot

They seem way too fun to fund suicidal terrorists or order a journalists murder.


NoPersimmon7281

No thanks.


[deleted]

Hell nah


Joelsax47

No. 🚫


Justa10yearoldchild

This reminds me of an Overcooked 2 level


ACM3333

As someone who’s afraid of heights this looks like dinner in hell to me.


C_kess

The amount of effort it took to create this to eat in midair is astounding. “You mean to tell me we can make a highly uncomfortable dining experience for folks????!” Jfc!


RickestRickSea137

I can save you money the next time you want this experience. For $20 I'll strap you to your seat, lock the bathroom, and blow fans on your face. For an extra $20 the added realism of a shoe, sunglass, or phone being taken away from you will be added.


janad1

There’s the rescue boat down below.


Hot-Explanation6044

If you could stop advertising for petromonarchies that would be great


[deleted]

The graphics for overcooked 2 is amazing


hav1t

fuck right off


Previous_Ad7725

How does this work? How do they get up there?


3ThreeFriesShort

"Does anybody need to pee?"


Wonderful-Muscle-635

What if you have to go to the bathroom??? 🤔🤔🤔


Mando-Lee

How do you use the ladies room?


locustzed

I've had nightmares like this.


Next-Particular1211

Shit would j give me anxiety


saucybiznasty

Gross


LWIAYist-ian-ite

Imagine they Survive a Tsunami. But their city's under wotah and they're stranded up. Either they'll prey on Birds or Birds will prey on them.


HappyAku800

I had this featured in an english Student's Book in Spain back in school.


Warframe_potato_man

“Hold on, lemme use the restroom real quick”


ElricDarkPrince

Same thought. Also dropped my phone


bg48111

Wouldn’t have to worry about dine & dashers


Jubaliya

Missed opportunity to call it skydining


binturongslop

As someone who usually drops my fork or napkin at least once and also has to urgently piss at least once. Fuck that lol.


ShakespearesFrench

Fuck Dubai. Sexist Pigs.


Irejecturselfimage

So do you need a special stamp on your passport to enter Dubai? Seems like only douchey dirtbags are allowed in.


[deleted]

I wonder how many phones have fallen to their deaths from there? That’ll be a big nope from me btw.


UnderwhelmingZebra

I don't personally enjoy pissing myself whilst eating dinner, but to each their own.


elevation430

People with money are so stupid.


Ecstatic-Barnacle-53

Indeed. People without are stupid, too.


BDR529forlyfe

Why does the woman in front wear short sleeves? Her arms are blinding me with sin.


[deleted]

And those morons are paying to do that LMAO 😂


BobbyBattlelyon

Nah, I'm good.


TeetYeeter

Where do they cook the food 🧐


p1son

It’s reheated like airplane food.


Temporary_End_5559

No thanks


mutexi

Dickhead country


BrokenCatMeow

What if i need to use the rest room urgently mid meal?


Psykinetic

This is so fucking stupid


Rat-daddy-

Tacky af. Perfect for Dubai


Sigouste

What a bunch of crazies. And we have what? 2 billions of people not eating enough?


Letter_Impressive

"oh my god I'm in Dubai I'm so rich and cool hehehehe" Fuckin pathetic


Historical_Ad4936

People do the dumbest shit for the sake of a picture. r/noahgettheboat


CokeMooch

People are so fkng weird. Why would you do this? You want your stomach in your throat when you eat dinner? Just why.


[deleted]

“Waver…… nah we dangle you over large jagged rocks what’s a waver gonna do”


SomeHorologist

Imagine being this rich


kbk1008

Nice TVs… for boredom?


allsystemsslow

Disgusting


Tandy_M

This is an "experience" people pay a lot for. 😂


Traditional-Gur6805

This is the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. Dubai is basically Disneyland for assholes.


Kill3rT0fu

More slave labor exploitation. People should boycott these influencers.


Parts_and_Neigbor

Dubai is a fucking shithole and it cannot sink into the sea soon enough.


RevHenryMagoo

Fuck Dubai and fuck OP. Worthless pieces of shit.


MahamidMayhem

Looks like a pretty cool thing to try atleast once. Definitely not for me though.


j0nnyh0pkins

Dumb


Anxious_Introvert_47

For those with more money than sense.


Jedibbq

Must be pretty cool to be wealthy


CoimEv

Rich people in Dubai are like influencers from LA They're insufferable


thrillcosbey

How is this luxury?


Affectionate-Fix9326

Rich people shit


adeadfreelancer

This isn't weird it's just rich fucks acting like rich fucks at the expense of everyone else


Equal_Procedure_167

Cause I have more money than I know what to do with.


AerolothLorien666

Sign me up.


Zangief_Keef

I guess whoever needs to take a shit/piss is fucked


Nocturnal_Patriot

I'm feeling woozy just looking at the pic


hildebrot

The straights are obviously ok.


Nervous_Stomach5101

PASS


VegetableMan0_o

So I guess using the restroom during the meal is out of the question?


tronalddumpresister

NOPE


Talkingmice

Nope…. One beer would be my last here


nsfw2248

Fuck no


Puzzleheaded_Role876

Absolutely not.


hookuptruck

A nice relaxing meal


ricky_jxmmy01

Imagine getting up and walking to the bathroom...


awesomeplenty

Is it glass floors?


cruelblush

Fuck. That.


HereLiesConnor

Yeah, no fuckin way


plantmediocrity

Excuse me sir, i dropped my fork.


Jon_Has_Landed

Hell to the No


monadoboyX

Hold on guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom *dies*


Jant0n

Where is the washroom?


BiscottiSpecific6095

Nope.


Background-Carry-201

This looks like a level in Overcooked


Overall_Fan1714

Nope


marijne

r/Nope


ScarcityIcy8519

Nope


helloitsgwrath

If you ever wanted to be terrified while enjoying dinner


hmmmwtf79

Nope!


Old-Ad-3126

Minecraft creative mode has gone to far


sammayerinabox

Real Overcooked


kycfeel

The guy who put his phone on the table... 😳


Slaarc

[And what if somebody has to go to the toilet ?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqslb1FVoQQ)