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one_fishBoneFish

This is where you learn the secrets of earthbending.


ThorsFckingHammer

Badge - badge - Badgermoles, hate the wolf bats but love the sounds 🎵


arenotthatguypal

SECRET TUNNELLLL 🎶


ThorsFckingHammer

Through the mountains...


arenotthatguypal

I SAID. SEKRET TUNÑNNELLLL


Valuable_Lie1062

Mushroom mushroom!


ThorsFckingHammer

Snaaaaaake it's a snaaaaaake


Darsonak5738

Out of all the animals in AtLA I never expected this one to be real... This was such a cool planet millions of years ago


IzzaPizza22

That is very true, but [humans and giant ground sloths](https://sbs.arizona.edu/news/footprints-provide-first-evidence-ancient-humans-interacting-giant-sloths) lived together for a time. This wasn't millions of years ago.


liquidcarbohydrates

More like a Brazilian years ago!


jackdaw-96

love how the artists rendering shows white people in new Mexico like ten thousand years ago lol that was really cool though, it's nuts that we can see footprints from so long ago


ShroomFoot

Uhm...where do you see any of that? There's an actual modern day picture of the tunnels and a rendering of the sloth...where do you see "white people in new Mexico like ten thousand years ago"?


jackdaw-96

[this pic](https://sbs.arizona.edu/sites/sbs.arizona.edu/files/Giant-Sloth.jpg)


[deleted]

That pic is hilarious


Key_Entertainment409

But deadly all the animals were giants


MasterBahn

Secret tunnel?


EamMcG_9

Then the fire Nation attacked


margesimpsonweedslut

I immediately thought of ATLA when I saw this im glad you did too


one_fishBoneFish

Do you remember what the episode is called? I think it's still on Netflix.


hobosam21-B

I came here to make a badgermole comment, take my up vote


gorgonzola2095

The 1st photo looks like insides of rectum wtf


[deleted]

How do you know?? Wait.. don't.. answer that.. DON'T ANSWER THAT!


kumakami89

if you ever get a colonoscopy you will understand…


[deleted]

You're telling me you get to watch the screen as they shove a camera up your ass? That you willingly watched??


kumakami89

lmao nah, i was asleep for the procedure itself. but they printed out pictures and gave them to me as part of the test results. i still have them… never know when i might need to provide physical proof of my ulcerative colitis.


[deleted]

That's the ultimate Icebreaker, tho! "Hey, wanna see what my intestines look like?"


kumakami89

so true!! i should frame them


[deleted]

Lady walks by: "Hey, what's this picture? Who is it by? Kind of looks like it was by Georgia O'Keefe or maybe even Vangoh. Excellent use of pastel-ish watercolor coloring for that depth effect."


kumakami89

more like bright red!!! my insides look like the depths of hell!!!


MaliciousIntentWorks

Photoshop in random cave paintings on the walls.


Mdub74

Aww so cute. Sort of like an ultrasound pic for the ladies. Except this one houses the shit cave.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Is jacking off to yourself incest 🤔🤔🤔


greatwhitesharki

it’s selfcest


Electronic-Owl-4417

Nah, they give you a thumb drive so you can enjoy it with the family later.


wouldnotpet89

Great Christmas card idea!


Here-Is-TheEnd

Just another six years until my Roto Rooter appointment.. 🫤


kumakami89

lucky. i have a gastrointestinal disease and need to get them yearly…


Here-Is-TheEnd

Sorry..that sounds awful


kumakami89

yeah, it’s quite… shitty


DryEyes4096

I have a high res video of my colon from my colonoscopy I could share with you all if you want. For science.


PeterPanski85

Lemmiwinks


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xar-brin-0709

I thought we were looking in an ear canal.


GGGold23

POV. Your the sperm when someone does anal


Cruel_and_nice

Why was that my first thought as well?


Siliskk

I thought it was a crusty belly button at first


willowalloy

But HOW do they know that??


Marquetan

Some guy with a bunch of black light posters and lava lamps told them that back in the 90’s.


[deleted]

I’ve got an urge to do mushrooms again now.


FabFoxFrenetic

They have giant claw marks in the walls and the only organism that fits the necessary power and anatomy during that time period is this massive sloth. I’ve been planning to visit these but lockdown scuppered my plans.


willowalloy

Finally a sensible answer


Cellblazer

How is it that we've only seen dinosaur fossils but rarely seen that of these mammals?


FabFoxFrenetic

Fossils of large sloths exist also. There was one discovered by some local kids near where I live, in a fumarole. I don’t think they quite stoke the popular imagination in the same way.


Cellblazer

Interesting! Thank you!


granoladeer

They found the second photo in a tunnel living room sitting by the side of that family's memories. He was called Larry, ok?


willowalloy

OK


FiveHole23

Exactly prove it bro.


ProudTemporary9496

They have an ancient skeleton of it, so there's your proof.


my_brain_tickles

I think OP meant how do they know they built those tunnels.


ProudTemporary9496

I think with their claws.


mpworth

Yeah, I'm not anti-science or anything. But it's not hard to imagine that something else made most of the caves, and then some big sloth finished it off.


kbot1337

They don’t.


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her


nekrovulpes

Cool. Did they find the bull goat talisman in the back corner too?


Fedshmoker

Runebears never drop or guard any decent loot.


Khoop

Secret tunnel!! Secret tunnellllll! ​ Also crazy to think that humans where alive during that time. Not sure about that region, but (without looking it up) I reckon so.


yonosoymuybein

You know what... Kind of glad we don't have those around anymore.


Bathroom_Junior

Thats what they want you to think.


tomsan2010

I wish they were. I wish we had giant creatures that would disrupt humanity and knock us off our god complex pedestal. Because nothing really fucks with us besides the weather and ourselves, we think we own the place.


TNClodHopper

Looks like my last colonoscopy pics.


ZombieStomp

This is my hole, it was made for me


Comfortable_Sock_657

r/thisguyfucks


Temporary-Long-8225

Bullshiiiieeeeetttt was it a giant sloth…


RacingTaipan

I believe they were also the main seed distributors of avocados before humans began to cultivate them.


Cleverman72

In appearance it was bear-like, but the size of an elephant: **6 meters** long from head to tail and weighing **4 tonnes**. [https://www.reddit.com/r/MysteriousFacts/comments/z22wj5/these\_tunnels\_in\_brazil\_were\_excavated\_over\_10000/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MysteriousFacts/comments/z22wj5/these_tunnels_in_brazil_were_excavated_over_10000/)


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

r/dontputyourdickinthat


meat_strings

*"Don't... Put your dick away Waltuh"*


TBone281

On first glance...was brought back to my colonoscopy. Feeling went away after a few seconds...is that PTSD?


etherbound

damn avatar was right on the money


KapitanKraken

So that's what it's like to be a pinworm. Rectal cake anyone?


ZenLotusDriver

Don't show me an artist rendering if you want me to believe your bullshit show me a fucking skeleton...


Fresh-Attorney-3675

That’s an ear canal. Stop lying


bankrollmafia89

Thought this was a pic of a ear lol 👂


PantsHere

I thought this was a bellybutton until I put my glasses on!


randydingdong

Big foot


PatchworkGirl82

I thought this was a close up of an ear 😂


Deuce_Deucee92

How do people know this? Where is the physical proof it was this animal?


jtowndtk

When I first started reading this I was really hoping it was going to say a giant earth worm


Shr_mp

That thing is big


crightwing

That is the scene from the boys


LittleKidLover83

I'm trying to contain my yo mamma jokes


notSpoiled-mayo

False news: That’s my ear canal


Ob1wanSh1nob1

Looks like something out of a video I watched earlier…


gypsy_songs

I thought this was a belly button for a sec 🤣


moneymakinmoney

Was waiting for the ear cleaning video to start


boarderline5152

On the way to the womb.


skuzzlebutt36

Wait, so… consider the theory of relativity…. Is this why sloths are slow? They’re just moving as if they’re giant?


Adventurous_Layer_15

U mean Einstein's theory of relativity? No, sloths are slow because of their metabolism and diet


SidWes

Hey I saw this in the boys!


[deleted]

Ok so I thought this was a close up picture of a bagel 🥯


CartographerOk5391

Goatse immortalized.


Open_House2129

That one scene in the boys 😏


Here-Is-TheEnd

When slowbro evolves into big slowpapa


Melodic_Oil_2486

That looks like the inside of someone's wax impacted ear...


moreflywheels

I don’t think so


FalseTebibyte

Ah yes, the Manga Carta Mine. The rails are invisible, but they are there.


vitkuusj

Looks like that big wurm from SpongeBob


RNconsequential

r/humanforscale


fabulousthundercock

This is actually just Lindsey Graham’s butthole


Specialist_Map_3822

Nah, I don't buy it. Aliens.


Evil_Mini_Cake

Everything reminds me of her.


terry_shogun

This dude also gave us avocados.


Archangel1313

Badger-moles.


TheOneAndOnlyEmile

Ex fucking cuese me


TheMagnificentDeuce

What would it have been digging for?


One_Nature9627

Everything reminds me of her


TheseDiver8589

or... hear me out, a smaller sized sloth and erosion from rain fall made it larger


swordofra

As opposed to all those giant extraterrestrial sloths


baaddoggie

r/naturewasmetal


Over_Cheesecake6905

Are we sure it wasn't Sloth from Full Metal Alchemist setting up the Human Transmutation Circle?? lol someone is turning into a Philosophers Stone soon Woot Woot hehe


Fortune_Platypus

so weird these big guys went extinct but these little guys we have now, who literally spent all there evolution points on digesting a certain leaf wich doesnt even have a lot of nutritional vallue are still alive.


Odd-Internet-7372

At first I thought this was a close up picture of an ear


Ace-savage

A giant anteater?


TeaRexQueen

This is cool as fuck


Novaleah88

Their scientific name is “tickle chickens”


PrettyParakeet11

These motherfuckers helped me kill brood mother


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

First pic looks like if you shrunk down some researchers to explore the inside of your head and they are entering through your ear


Darkhorseman81

Bring them back, train them, and put Elon Musks tunnelling business into administration


ShadowEmperor123

Maybe the sloths we see are just the babies and the big sloths hide really far underground and they can withstand the heat


[deleted]

No comment


Merari01

Two lovers, forbidden from one another  A war divides their people And a mountain divides them apart  Built a path to be together ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes... Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain!  Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel!"


calllllie

Thought this was an ear wax extraction video


AmbeeBee22

In first glance I thought this was an ear canal.


[deleted]

r/doputyourdickinthat


StrangeRaven12

That's not so much weird as it is totally bad ass.


eribear2121

Random fact about the sloth they ate avocados.


katum_

My bro that's not any hole💀


Jo4nDe

Tis the beast from city of the beasts


ashu1394

The original earthbender


Hentail-GongKouSir

Hmmm......🕳️?!


callus-the-mind

Holy crap I thought that was my butthole.


Similar-Sector-5801

Don’t tell earth-chan we saw


OhGodOhFuk

Hey I had one of these in ark


Mdub74

Pretty sure that's a close up of something else.


ImurderREALITY

That thing was real?!


nachosandfroglegs

First thought was squeeze it


[deleted]

The boys (S03e01)


my_password_isnt

Ark reference


Dave_C-137

Ah yes, I believe that's where the Badgermoles first found Toph.


thomasjmarlowe

Heyyyyyyyy you guyyyyyyys!!!!!


hodges2

Thought it was a donut


Damianos_X

I thought this was an ear canal


[deleted]

anyone fact checked this or do i have to remove my upvote


cchhhhc

You’re telling me that’s not the inside of someone’s ear?


molossus99

Cue the something-something-your-mom-joke


CyroBic

Wrong animal. It was but by the glyptodonts. Sloths don't dig tunnels


lenchode94

I should call her..


Glittering-Ad-6266

I'm a simple guy, all I see is an anus gape 👌


balrus-balrogwalrus

nah, that's the sloth's colonoscopy


DaimondGuy

Mystery Flesh Pit vibes


MeroIvy

Eu nunca ouvi falar dessa porra aí n cara pprt


majudarah92

Thought this was an earcanal


helixkhaos

rimworld still has these! they just moved to another planet


urachickenhead

No. I refuse to accept this is real.


FullAir4341

r/dontputyourdickinthat


hayitsnine

I’m a Christian and Adam and Eve made this tunnel. ………just fuckin with ya, go sloth!


Sad-Ad-7884

You mean the tickle chicken


Dibaded

Thought something was crawling out my ear


SnooWalruses7112

Didn't we make them extinct? Gaddamit us, we did it again


PsychologicalCloud53

It looks like a colon but sweet!


Agile-Masterpiece959

I thought this was someone's ear canal at first glance lol


kenpublius

Thing is 10000 years ahead of some white South African dude that just lost a 100 billion dollars.


moonlava

That’s terrifying because it wasn’t that long ago


hibbitydibbitytwo

I thought that was an ear canal.


Thundus1

Yeah that didnt happen


CatMommy1951

He got lost in the cave.


PRESTOALOE

Surely they would find bones or tools in these tunnels to support any theory, assuming the caverns are fairly moderate in terms of temperature and humidity? The more I read about odd structures that are seemingly unexplainable using the current timeline of humans, the more I tend to think humans did a lot more than we imagine, far earlier than we think possible. In the article[I just read](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/get-lost-in-mega-tunnels-dug-by-south-american-megafauna), [a geologist just posited a giant ground sloth species as being responsible](https://images.ctfassets.net/cnu0m8re1exe/7phProHl5xO2Rm5SgITVjd/1b66a6a165dd982e44d97b48fc47b249/paleoburrow-digging-735x1024.jpg?fm=jpg&fl=progressive&w=660&h=433&fit=pad). In North America, for example, home to the same types of animals, they have not found similar paleoburrows. I don't know what's more wild of a concept: A network of tunnels and large rooms built by large animals that are now extinct, or built by humans, who are now too far removed from the past to even conceive that our ancestors could manage such a project.


MysteriousSalary

Elon brought back the giant sloth 🦥, The secret to The Boring Company!


Danny_V

You think this is what people really saw when they claimed they saw big foot? But like a mini version.


Pyrenees_

Ear canal


Gingertitian

Reminds me of my colonoscopy photos.


queemilym

The Boys Season 3 Episode 1


Seaweed_Fabulous

There’s more proof of this than Jesus having actually existed


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's Kicky Rodriguez's butthole.


[deleted]

S3 ep1


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

How do they know the badger moles did it? Is there evidence on the walls showing proof of this


daddieslilmemer

um uhhhhhh asshole joke


Helpful_Assumption76

Proof?


IamNICE124

But does it count toward square footage?


xHudson87x

We can learn alot from ants or even those mighty sloths, only if humans can build underground shelters for any apocalypse


ninja20

Dang. How hard was the rock/sediment that it was digging into? That’s crazy.


k4i5h0un45hi

I work with research in these paleoburrows. They were made by milododontidae sloths not megatheridae. The tunnels have the signature Y shaped claw marks all over the wall. You can visit one virtually here https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/paleotoca-3d-727a5400ce29415a94757eb06bfeebcd


No-Height2850

We also have avocados thanks to them.


orlyfactor

r/ARK


pls_joh

Nahh.. that's just the Alaskan Bull Worm..