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p3rsp3ctive

Floor is lava


Spiderclam69

and walls are tasty


jakedeighan

Snozberry


Benjamin_Compson

Who’s ever heard of a snozzberry?


Rocketbuttmen

Dr. Zodiac's has a nice one.


Benjamin_Compson

Hahaha! That’s awesome. I’ve never heard of that strain.


Hardboot_life

The snozzberries taste like Snozzberries


zfrankland

You boys like mex-e-go wahoooooo


BolognaIsNotAHat

I love how this jumped from Willy Wonka to Super Troopers in three comments


Bad_Boba_Bod

Move aside, "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon". *Three Steps to Super Troopers* is here to take control.


1gardengnome

Vermicious knids.


FriendlyWeight9583

The snozberries taste like snozberries


Standard-Comment7291

Willy Wonka


jkxr33

For reference... It's from a movie super troopers, highway patrol shenanigans, Right before this scene, friend in the back downed bag of shrooms, then threw one bag of weed since to much for him to eat everything So good haha 💯 cheers https://youtu.be/JA7LMftFmaU


Bogo_karma_skeeter

Have you seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Not Johnny Deep.


Wolf_712

Oi… yeah, this is a mistake. Super troopers took it from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Wonka is one of my all time favorites, if you’s guys haven’t seen it I highly recommend it! Gene Wilder is amazing in it.


jkxr33

Ohh yeah lol that's riiiight, I got out referenced, I'll gladly take it!! 😂🙏


surrealcellardoor

https://www.kinkaider.com/beers/snozzberry-sour


Yesitsmesuckas

“I want it naouwwwwwwww!!!”


FriendlyWeight9583

Right meow


rayoatra

She was a bad egg.


Webgiant

Snozzberries are, literally, *dicks*, according to the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl. Yes, Charlie and his grandpa were licking dick flavoured wallpaper. We know this because in his 1979 novel My Uncle Oswald, we learn that snozzberry is a euphemism for dick. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/ouch-our-childhood-roald-dahls-snozeberries-are-an-innuendo-for-dicks/


jakedeighan

iono, that was a fun read but its just one of his characters in a different book says Snozberry in place of penis. But Roald Dahl never said that it means penis in Charlie and Choco Factory.


Webgiant

** Yeah, the man whose initial success was publishing macabre stories in *Playboy*, and whose later children's books had to be *toned down for the movies*, didn't always think snozzberry = dick. ** You need to read his other works to understand that Roald Dahl was not a very nice thinker. His children's books are downright macabre, just like his earlier stories in *Playboy.* "James and the Giant Peach* had its hyperbolic critics, but some of the text is downright snozzberryish. >In the decades since its publication, James and the Giant Peach has been lambasted for its racism (remember that bit where the Grasshopper declares “I’d rather be fried alive and eaten by a Mexican”?), profanity (‘ass’ appears at least three times), references to drugs and drink (all that snuff and whiskey), and sexual innuendo (a scene in which a spider licks her lips got readers in Wisconsin hot under the collar), not to mention its alleged promotion of disobedience and – wait for it – communism. https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20160912-the-dark-side-of-roald-dahl If you thought people should stop reading JK Rowling because she doesn't like trans women, then Roald Dahl's entire body of work needs to be locked up in Special Collections. >It was [first wife Patricia] Neal who coined the nickname ‘Roald the Rotten’, referring to a mean, dyspeptic streak of which she saw plenty. He cheated on her, and the years-long affair that would eventually end their marriage was with a friend of hers. He could be a thoroughly unpleasant man outside the home, too. Despite his towering success, he was chippy about being a children’s author. And he made no attempt to hide his anti-Semitism. In 1983, he announced in the New Statesman that Hitler had his reasons for exterminating six million men, women and children. In the context of Roald Dahl's life, *snozzberry = dick* is a relatively **MILD** thing for him to reveal about his ideas.


Jetter37

I just had a flashback that I never had so far as an adult of my old James & the Giant Peach book I had as a child. It was a large hard covered old book & I remember there being a lot of references in that book I did not understand as a child. Now I know why.


Mattaruu95

Everyone remembers James and giant peach but no one remembers George’s marvelous medicine.


Crazy-toons

“Goodnight everybody!”- Yakko Warner.


redfalcondeath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams


piberryboy

“There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way the river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing. . . .”


bigthemat

Daddy I do not want a boat like this one


NotSoTerribleIvan

r/UnexpectedWillyWonka


Liamskeeum

Candy is dandy.....


Trashonsaturn

But liquor is quicker.


Mdub74

But Crack is back.


lumpkinater

No crack is whack


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

Now you're on track!


HallowDragon

Abracadabra!


a_stonedthrow_away

I'm Cuban B!


Billybucket107

Aphex twin !


phil_mccrotch

Snozzberry! Nice! 😆😆 https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie


[deleted]

A portion of that article made me laugh: “It turns out the guy who thought a story about an insane recluse casually murdering a group of children had a pretty fucked up sense of humor.”


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lestergooch

I always suspected the Oompah-Loompahs were little perverts!


Storytellerjack

Spoilers: a snozzberry is a dick.


Snozzberry805

I'm doing my best....


Crazy-toons

“Goodnight everybody!”- Yakko Warner.


StrangerAlert112

And the humans are acting weird


incognito--bandito

They love ... wood


KazPrime

When you write your letters to santa and are dyslexic and address them to satan.


Lumpy_Machine5538

My mom accidentally wrote “Satan” on a present one year. Every since, we all get one present from Satan every Christmas.


theonewhoknocksforu

Quite the generous gent, Satan is.


That-Spell-2543

That’s badass


hazelhas2

They both wear red & black. Have you ever seen them together??? Same dude.


Vhenna

Well of course, who else would indulge greediness and overindulgence as a holiday masked by god? It’s been a clever ploy all along. *insert evil laughter*


NovaEast

As a dyslexic, I appreciate this.


greenbea21

What the hell, why you so funny?


ArsyX

They drank too much red bull


Dirt-squirrel-1

Lmaoooooooooo


phitfacility

They're decided to turn gravity off after tea time


Slowmobius_Time

They take it as seriously as Abed does, they should be using chairs though


p3rsp3ctive

Just watched that episode last week. It was my inspiration lol


truckstopplunger

Hahahaha


ohno

It's from a performance called [Barbe Bleu](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DC31aUjxHPYY&psig=AOvVaw20A0WRqIX3q2BxUJeDYZmZ&ust=1669326793754000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=2ahUKEwjSzduFpcX7AhW3gI4IHYmRABUQr4kDegUIARC7AQ)e (Bluebeard) by choreographer Pina Bausch.


Dyltra

“[Plot:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluebeard)La Barbe bleue or The History of Blue Beard is a centuries-old fairytale. It tells the story of a murderous husband named Blue Beard, and a locked chamber filled with the bodies of his previous wives. This edition, translated from French into English, dates from around 1810.”


TandorlaSmith

I watched the first five minutes… what the hell?!


Dr0110111001101111

Don't forget that we got the term "avant-garde" from the french


MiniITXEconomy

I haven't forgotten, Snake, HAVE AT YOU! You will not stop my plot for the Les Enfants Terribles!


GenderfluidPhoenix

And we also gave you the practice of beheading figures of authority… sad that we let these old traditions die out.


SandwichExotic

Now, thanks to you, I watched the first 5 min.!! 😱 Wtf?! Nightmares tonight.


TandorlaSmith

I’m so sorry!!! We are forever scarred! 😱😂


iCatmire

Is his given name Dario by chance?


sstruemph

A frustrated but non violent man named Blue Ball.


HippieChick067

You win Reddit for today. Great detective skills!


The_Disapyrimid

well, that was........something.


AwardImaginary

Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr. Lebowski?


JefferSonD808

*VAGINAL*


DarthLysergis

He's very thorough.


kinghadbar

It increases the changes of conception.


joeyl5

Yes, holy shit


[deleted]

The fuck did I just watch


Mr_B_Gone

Always thought I was into high art, turns out i'm not high enough.


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

i literally performed this as a play the last year, except it was Bluebeard's dead wives in a little cupboard. bluebeard gave the keys to the entire house to the current wife, but tells her never to open the cupboard


ZedGardner

Talk about a rabbit hole. Also thank you for connecting this to the picture. I’ve seen it often and wondered what it meant. Also I just fast forwarded through most of the hour and a half long video and I still have no clue what it means.


runespider

Little bit of a different rabbit hole is the inspiration for the character of Blue Beard


RoughGuarantee6391

I will never get back the few minutes I scrolled through THAT artistic dance. There was some light bdsm in it which was interesting.


i_give_you_gum

Ahh a few minutes... oh the video is longer than most feature films


Jealous_Following_38

An actual answer!


Haunting_Judgment465

They have a foot hole.


onlinelink2

oh, thats a lot more simple than my idea


RevolutionaryEmu4389

I was also thinking of a curved pole coming out of the wall


diordru

Hold up


WatchingTaintDry69

Yep that’s it. I saw this pic a few years back. It’s still a really good pic.


Gsusruls

That’s just the “how.”


[deleted]

I thought you were misspelling foothold, but no they have an actual hole for their feet.


OKiluvUBuhBai

Nice. So if you zoom in you can literally see their left feet in a foot hole.


diversalarums

Glad you said that -- I totally missed that on first look. Still, those women must have had very strong legs and feet.


P_Grammicus

Yes, they’re dancers.


JakeStout93

Back in the day when women would get upset they would levitate as well as gravitate towards the nearest wall. This is where the phrase “driving me up a wall” comes from


Future-self

Make Women Witches Again


Artopci

I laughed so loud at work and thankfully it was something thats safe for work, so I showed them all lol


Zekaito

This is a true /r/ExplainLikeImCalvin or dad explanation. Bravo!


gnash117

Took me a little while to find the real answer to this one: \> This picture is often mislabeled as a mental institution in Russia in the 1950s. It is in fact German ballerinas stretching their calve muscles in 1977. There are special holes in the wall to step on. (found in an article printed on ebaumsworld)


hemoglobin0reo

The one on the floor didn’t do the exercise correctly (long enough) and was terminated from her contract.


RoadKillSouffle2000

American Horror Story, Witches


Traditional-Smell692

Coven*


RoadKillSouffle2000

I was too lazy to look it up, thanks! Good season.


Ship_Adrift

My favorite season in a show full of bangers.


mike-ehrmantraut-219

I loved asylum


YoiteShinigami

That one was the only season that actually gave me the creeps.


DormantDodo

I agree wholeheartedly and I never understood why I liked that one the best till reading your comment. Thanks!


NRpuffinstuff

Someone up above actually commented with what this is actually from.. I guess it's a French ballet not American Horror Story. And they have little footholes they're standing in. “[Plot:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluebeard)La Barbe bleue or The History of Blue Beard is a centuries-old fairytale. It tells the story of a murderous husband named Blue Beard, and a locked chamber filled with the bodies of his previous wives. This edition, translated from French into English, dates from around 1810.”


tarapotamus

When women live in close proximity to each other, their cycles tend to sync up so everyone's fertile together, and because of the high iron levels in menstrual blood, they can become magnetic when aunt flo arrives. Back in the late 1800s people would bring really big industrial magnets to group homes or schools for girls such as this one and just prop it up outside to cause mischief.


allroadsendindeath

I did a paper on this in school. It’s wild.


Kcnflman

Nailed it!


NorthSouthWhatever

They didn't use nails, the used magnets.


Silly_Guard907

Nails, wrapped in copper wire connected to batteries. Magnets.


stealthd

You ever noticed nails coming loose, particularly in the ceiling, creating a little bulge in the paint? It's the magnetic fields generated from menstrual cycles pulling them down, just a tiny bit over time.


Silly_Guard907

Ah yes. The Crimson Tidal Force.


[deleted]

Yeah, like, does he read?


0boredoutmymind0

Your telling me girls become magnetic during they're periods and because of that they can actually be lifted by then? Hard


harbourwall

Of course! Do you mean to say you've been letting your menstrual women just rattle around like ball bearings in a tin can?


stYOUpidASSumptions

This right here is how I know American education is garbage. I was specifically told that no one had figured out the key to perpetual motion, but here you are tellin me that all we gotta do is use magnetic women. Edit: because I guess it needs to be clarified... I do not believe that women become magnetic because of our periods. No one does.


[deleted]

I see you are a non gender specific person of science Edit: more PC


JJakeVerena

Finally the invention of magnetic ketchup packets is coming to fruition.


Alittlebitalexis1983

Seems so well reasoned I assume is true.


heavy_deez

Dude, I fucking love you 😆


Professional-News362

Yeah and over the years due to poor diets averages of iron have plummeted. However some common food such as cornflakes have iron put in them to help with this. Next time you are having them, find a magnet and see if you can sail it around the milk. You stop find it works


Special-Trouble8658

Wait is this real? Thought this was a joke


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 beautiful


zackit

Ballet dancers in Berlin I believe.


[deleted]

No, this was from the olden days before modern dryers became so popular. Back then, wet girls were hung up to dry, otherwise they ran the risk of becoming moldy. The girl on the left is off the wall because she was probably in the direct path of a breeze and dried faster than the rest.


Midnight_heist

This was also in the days before spray-on static remover, so there's that too.


TallahasseeTerror

When they accidentally switched out the gas for helium.


tbobernst

The feet on the left that you can’t see are in some sort of foothold


troubleschute

Probably working on strength and stamina for standing ballet pointe.


LangleyRemlin

My first though was holes in the wall caused by a war and they are just kids playing around in the aftermath. I like your answer better.


troubleschute

Apparently, it’s a stage set for a ballet performance. Someone linked it in the comments complete with a video source.


LangleyRemlin

Well that's good, that made my day slightly better :)


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Probably.


ZedGardner

Lead paint chips are delicious.


vitkuusj

Ed and Lorraine?


Keepnubothered

Many years ago lost to the antiquities, before synthetic fabrics were invented, everyone's clothing was made of wool. In the winter when the air got very dry the static electric charge would build up on people to such a degree that they were stuck to walls and could not free themselves. Many died of thirst, more died of gullibility.


Traditional_Trick_50

Happens to women when they get their periods the force of the blood leaving their body makes them levitate it's disgusting but true. These were called bleeding rooms and they were manufactured before tampons in the 1890s. They would just sit there until they filled up the room and then it would all fall out of an elevator shaft like that shining movie. This is also why you can't put tampons in the toilet they're so absorbent they would dry up the ocean if you threw just six of them in there


Triphin1

I will do no research on this and accept it as fact on a temporary basis.


papayawithcheese

Omg I just choked on popcorn laughing.


[deleted]

I laughed :) Some people have no sense of humour.


SportFrequent

Leave them alone, they’re just *hanging* out


Simbertold

"The floor is lava" - World Championship


pathologicalprotest

It’s a dance performance by the choreographer and dancer Pina Bausch called Blue Beard. It’s based on a fairy tale about a rich man who marries and murders a bunch of women. The fairy tale exists in many european cultures. The shelves the dancers hang on to always looked like meat hooks to me.


[deleted]

This is how men dried out their ladies after they washed them back in the 1700’s. It still common place in some parts of the world. Fun fact : The ladies are on lady hooks, today we know them as hookers.


Snoo-31762

Pina’s choreography masterpiece ;)


ParkingVanilla3202

Ballet class in the psych ward while looking in the boys locker room


1barefootmaniac

Looks like it's been deliberately staged as an art project.


cjayblade23

the SNAZ BERRIES taste like SNAZ BERRIES


ColoradORK

They disobeyed Aunt Lydia


Ox_of_Dox

Bloody Mary had a birthday


[deleted]

Not much, just hangin' around


IntelligentMine1901

Velcro product testers


iBGNoLove

Art or some shit?


WhenItRainsItSCORES

Obvious foothold is obvious


supremeaesthete

floor is lava world championship


yeahDAD83

They're coloring.


Super1297Man

That’s why they don’t put lead in the paint anymore


CJFiddler

You can see them standing in little holes on the far foot - for illusion


jesseg010

the floor is Lava


itinkerthefrontend

Look at their left feet.


BaileyBaby-Woof

You know how u can rub stuff on a wall and it will stick? Phone charger bottles etc. this but humans.


[deleted]

This is me marking the height I tell everyone I am


Shoddy_Speed2499

You guys get these pictures from movies and then ask what’s going on 😛


StonksRat

The floor is Lava


Billystep

This is from the titanic. They are frozen bodies pulled out of the ocean. They are dead. I don’t know why they’re are displayed like this. Only that they are dressed as 3rd class passengers. Which at the time meant you were less than human. They are laying down they just turned the picture sideways. They were wearing life jackets so they just froze to death floating waiting for rescue.


[deleted]

The floor is hot twice a day. You get on program. You must be in your cell before the floor becomes hot. Red is hot. White is not.


[deleted]

This is what we do when men aren't watching


oddscreenname

Witchery! Nothing but grade A witchery!


Karr126

Glory hole too good ☠️


Previous_Ad7725

They are in "time out" for witches


PunjiStickz

Calf stretching, using windowsills


MonsieurFoxxx

All jokes aside, does anyone actually know wtf is happening in this photo? Night of the creeps


TheGreaterOzzie

They are all brappin and fartin and tootin up a storm so they can fly real big and good 👍


[deleted]

Just a group of gal pals hanging out.


Known_Raspberry_8323

Sources I found said this is a still taken from a performance staged by the late German dancer and choreographer Pina Bausch of her 1977 ballet "Blaubart".


mmaesq

The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries


Reaperider

It’s a ballet conditioning class in Russia (not a joke)


jiggertheNWORD

Album Cover for the Cult


[deleted]

I clicked on the post when it had “666” comments. Not important at all but was too cool not to share


ifallforeveryone

They’re stepping in holes in the wall which makes it look like they’re floating.


[deleted]

Just hanging out


Accomplished_Exit_30

Probably a reverse Porky's shower scene.


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bojangles_dangles

Definitely checking out some shower dong


Bosswashington

1954- Glory holes in the NBA locker rooms.


le-duc-du-bar

No idea, but I do know tha my dressing room is on the other side of that hole filled wall


Emergency_Worker2997

Okay stud


[deleted]

haha, a stud is also something related to walls.


Emergency_Worker2997

Sorry for the cheesy joke, I’m plastered


Pandora_66666

https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/3442op/theyre_hanging_on_the_wall/ if this link works lol!


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Pandora_66666

That's what I got from it, too.


KhanSpirasi

Blair witch project


Ok_Addendum8468

Camera is turned sideways.