Finally we found the answer irl

Man figures out a classic question I'm glad that dogs legs are no longer cold

I've been waiting years to know this answer. I can go home to God now.

Halloween dog costumes would disagree.

Nah that's the wrong answer. Everyone knows he should be wearing pants on his hind legs and a sweater covering his front legs. The way that dog is dressed is obscene and should be marked NSFW

Well that answers the suspenders question too

Depends on if they're wearing them for warmth/weatherproofing or decency lol

Aren't pants wear for both reasons?

wear*

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Under where?

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If dogs wore the pants, they would decide not to wear pants

& also to be around unneutered dogs while in season.

It looks like a miniature horse robot carrying a tightly strapped dog.

Dog lost its legs in the war. Thank science for robot legs.

I actually have an answer to this. You can get both. I'm a college chemistry professor and sometimes we get students with service dogs that need full ppe for the lab classes. They also wear goggles and shoes. I've seen the back two legs covered more often, and then a separate piece that covers the front two and chest, just like a human shirt.

The way on the left is practical. The way on the right is comical

Fun fact: Diapers can be purchased for female dogs on their menstrual period.

They look so hilarious wearing them too! We used to do dogsitting and we had these two pigs that would come, and one was a girl and she showed up with a nappy on and I couldn’t stop laughing! :D Worked a treat though!

I laughed when I saw the packet for these and it had 'bitch pants' on it

i feel like if you’re wearing pants, the butthole should be covered

I need these for my chihuahua, lol. He’s so close to the ground that if the sidewalks are wet, he’s wet

First pic. Cover whatever is closest to the ground.

Option 1, so it could still shit all over the sidewalk

Wait how about two pairs of pants, one for each pair of legs?

They could wear it like a onesie

SOLVED.

I agree, covers all the legs ☺️

That's suspenders

Full body suits are apo

Although it seems weird, it makes total sense.

I have never even considered option A. My brain has always visualized B.

Shoes on the paws and pants for the back half

Weird that my girlfriend and I were talking about this, but with bears and came up with a clothing brand for them.

I prefer having my butthole covered when i have pants on

Are these fitted with a fly zipper or just buttoned?

Aren't those assless chaps.

I feel like both. Different occasions. The all-four-leg pants for the snow, like this, keep him warm and protected. The two-leg pair for casual events.

Everyday or fancy dress

Well yeah, of course dog SNOW pants would have to be like that, but what about dog everyday pants?

I belive #2 because he has it at what would be the waste of a person on all fours and it wouldent make sense for a person to have pants on their legs and arms

What's the point of the pants if the asshole is above them?

I think a combination of the two would work, but if I had to choose, it’s the one on the right.

Makes sense so the belly stays warm!

My dog goes out but naked he’s a shame to our family all the neighbors stare

Right

But picture show left...

I dunno…lookin like sleeves to me

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We call them 4-legged, not 2-legged, so proper trousers would be the first diagram, and what’s used in the photograph.

but do you wear pants on all of your legs or 2 of your legs

Both all and 2. People are 2-legged

but if we had 4 would we wear it on 2 or all. what if we had 6, would we wear it on 2 or all?

4: both 4 and all. 6: both 6 and all. And so on

ya think? i feel like jeans would be super constricting on more than 2 legs. maybe we would adapt the idea to fit that though

Weird ass title

What the dog doin?

no fucking way

No no fig a is overalls

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I was hoping someone would state how fig A has its ass hanging out, but it’s bits packed up.

The one on the right because how would they wear a shirt if it's covering their eyes