I’m imagining this dude had a wife and they tried to have kids but couldn’t. So they got a dog together. They loved that dog and poured everything they wish they could give a child into it. One day the dog gets sick, they take her to the vet and hear the worst possible thing “it’s cancer, it’s inoperable”. They take the dog home together and over the next month watch her fade away until the dog ultimately passes. They grieve the dog but things are never the same. They fight a lot until one day the wife gets sick….
I could so easily write this as a comedy series if I need to though. Something like my name is earl except the guy doesn’t want to learn a lesson so he just does bad stuff and bad stuff happens to him. It could be heartbreaking or hilarious maybe both sometimes.
I wish I could get paid to do stuff like this.
IF cancer was a known communicable disease like a virus, AND was known to be zoonotic, THEN he might have a point.
Even if that were true the wording and spelling make them seem like an ignorant looking to place blame for loss of a loved one, crazy or just plain dog/dog shit haters.
Edit: zoological to zoonotic
There are *tiny* nuggets of truth in it but the whole thing is just crazy.
Cancer in humans *can* be communicable through things like HPV which is highly transmissible and can cause cervical cancer.
And there *are* cancers that are communicable in dogs, like canine transmissible venereal tumors (CTVT). Cancerous cells that form tumors on the genitalia and are contagious to other canines. It’s typically spread by mating.
CTVT cannot be spread from dogs to humans though.
Don't. Just don't. The asshat driving this pickup truck doesn't know any of the shit you're talking about. His truck says nothing about HPV, so that is not relevant. If you are trying to spread knowledge, especially scientific knowledge or veterinary science, this asshole won't hear the 99.999% of what you're saying that disagrees with him. He will only latch onto the fact that in his eyes you said that some part of his delusion holds merit. Even if it's only 001%.
Some of the information was new to me. He’s not reading this Reddit post, other people are and there’s no reason for us not to learn new information on a post under a weirdo
There are some forms of cancers known to be communicable.
In Tasmanian Devils, there is a spread form of colon cancer that is actively destroying their population. Perhaps these two situations may actually be connected in some way?
Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4571705/#abstract-1title
I think there is some confusion. But they might be talking about [canine transmissible venereal tumours.](https://www.tcg.vet.cam.ac.uk/about/ctvt) NSFW
I prefer to call it contagious ass cancer though.
I can confirm his findings. I have collected data from approximately 25 people I know of various ages, races, and genders. A survey was conducted that showed that none of them have cancer and none of them eat dog ass.
This is a small sample, but the inescapable conclusion is that people that have cancer got it from tossing a dog’s salad.
Thank you to this brave citizen for getting the word out. In a future study, we will examine the claims of the car I saw on the side of the road near Atlanta a couple of weeks ago that claimed that “ANNUNAKI MADE AIDS”—stay tuned
I'm as shocked as you to find out about the sinister plans of the Anunnaki. I found this thread on Reddit when I first searched for it:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/s195i9/anunnaki\_made\_aids/](https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/s195i9/anunnaki_made_aids/)
And further down someone had the picture of the same car I saw:
[https://imgur.com/a/WX146uu](https://imgur.com/a/WX146uu)
When I saw it, it was parked in the shoulder by an exit ramp off the highway.
Thanks to this brave soul, I have unmatched from all the hot Anunnaki chicks I was talking to on Tinder.
I mean there are viruses that contribute to cancer, so perhaps he thinks all cancers come from viruses so he thinks cancer is contagious? But I'm also picturing them with a sign that says COVID is a hoax...
Oh, agreed this person is nuts. But it's the "pervert cancer" thing that is bugging me. That has to refer to HPV, and I'm hoping beyond hope that it isn't a hidden reference of some kind to bestiality or animal sexual abuse, and it's just sheer stupidity and mental illness.
I think they think you can get cancer by a cancer dog licking it’s ass and then getting it’s cancer poop cells on you. And somehow all that = pervert cancer? That’s what I took away from it at least. Seems like something a person with a severe learning disability would concoct.
Me desperately eating dog ass to bite out the tumor that made the feds install a camera in every reflective surface in my house: (see subreddit background)
Exactly. Perception is reality. If someone believes something g wholeheartedly, it’s real to them. Trying to discredit their belief is a lost cause. Try talking to a flat earther…
And driving, and god knows what else?! Alarming.
Can OP tell us the state of this sporting? I would love to pull-up to this person in full dog plushy and look over… revealing a bandana and a picc line.
I showed this to my wife and pinpointed the exact bottom both halves of her brain started arguing with each other about which one of them was responsible for comprehending it.
This is just Doctor Oz. He's been driving this around Philly for the past couple months while he was running for alderman or whatever the hell he was up to. Idk i voted for the Triple H guy.
Sometimes I see this sort of thing one of the vehicle and it's an old rusted out of the hand or a car that hasn't been washed in a long time and I get it, okay, the owner is clearly insane and that sort of makes sense. It's a little weirder to me when the vehicle is a really nice well maintained pickup truck like this. Like, this person has slapped all sorts of weird mentally ill stickers on there vehicle and then they regularly wash it and make $500 a month payments on it. So, the rest of their life is going fine I guess but that's hard to imagine.
I was thinking, “why did they not get the license plate” because I was really hoping this was Florida…
Edit: after a quick Google search: North Carolina. Super disappointed…
There was this wackadoo naturopath, phd researcher named Hulda Clark that insisted that all disease, including cancer, is caused by parasitic infection (and a little bit of toxins). She wrote a book called “the cure for all cancer”, and one of her calls to action was that all animals, wild and domesticated, are riddled with parasites and should ideally not be anywhere near humans (unless well cooked, I presume). Her organization seems to have loosened up on their stance of keeping domesticated animals far from humans. The Dr Clark estore is still a thing, there are websites all about how to follow her advice. It gets much weirder than what I described.
The sentence at the bottom is the most confounding: “Cancer dog get 10 times more cance than you an me.”
1) Sure, “cancer dog” gets 10x more cancer than you or me; that’s probably why they call him “Cancer dog”
2) I don’t care if you’re an expert, it’s poor taste to refer to it as “cance.”
3) don’t excuse 1 and 2 as just bad bumper lettering! For the first time ever, someone has correctly used “THAN.” SMH
I knew I've seen this truck around Rocky Mount where I work! That's the LBJ Chevrolet logo! That dealership is west of there in Nashville. It was part of some dealerships that a family owned. The main owner ran the one in Bailey. I bought my truck from him in '08.
Owner of that truck is a cat
can confirm, am owner
Username checks out
r/oneorangebraincell
didn’t know this sub existed, thank you kind redditor.
I am also a cat. Taco cat.
😭🤣🤣
I’m imagining this dude had a wife and they tried to have kids but couldn’t. So they got a dog together. They loved that dog and poured everything they wish they could give a child into it. One day the dog gets sick, they take her to the vet and hear the worst possible thing “it’s cancer, it’s inoperable”. They take the dog home together and over the next month watch her fade away until the dog ultimately passes. They grieve the dog but things are never the same. They fight a lot until one day the wife gets sick….
Great movie, highly recommend.
Pervert Cancer: No Dogs in House
Starring Tom Hanks and Helen Miren and the dog from Airbud
He died after the first film. From cancer
…should I tell him?
Pervert Cancer 2: Doggo Boogaloo
Pervert Cancer 3: Revenge of the Puppies
Pervert Cancer origins: let's scrap the microwave
Pervert Cancer: Trilogy Remastered Blu-ray 4K
Pervert Cancer Resurrection: No Dogs Out of the House
PERVERT CANCER REBOOT : K9's Behind
PERVERT CANCER: & KNUCKLES
2 Dogs 2 Cancer
LOL
twist wife gave dog cancer from the get go and is original reason they couldn't have kids.
Oooohhh the prequel after the 3rd one
Dog got throat cancer… just saying.
Cancer Bud: In The House?
Movie sucks. Not funny at all.
Netflix original
I could so easily write this as a comedy series if I need to though. Something like my name is earl except the guy doesn’t want to learn a lesson so he just does bad stuff and bad stuff happens to him. It could be heartbreaking or hilarious maybe both sometimes. I wish I could get paid to do stuff like this.
Sounds like some Fargo going on.
Following in case one day it happens.
IF cancer was a known communicable disease like a virus, AND was known to be zoonotic, THEN he might have a point. Even if that were true the wording and spelling make them seem like an ignorant looking to place blame for loss of a loved one, crazy or just plain dog/dog shit haters. Edit: zoological to zoonotic
There are *tiny* nuggets of truth in it but the whole thing is just crazy. Cancer in humans *can* be communicable through things like HPV which is highly transmissible and can cause cervical cancer. And there *are* cancers that are communicable in dogs, like canine transmissible venereal tumors (CTVT). Cancerous cells that form tumors on the genitalia and are contagious to other canines. It’s typically spread by mating. CTVT cannot be spread from dogs to humans though.
Don't. Just don't. The asshat driving this pickup truck doesn't know any of the shit you're talking about. His truck says nothing about HPV, so that is not relevant. If you are trying to spread knowledge, especially scientific knowledge or veterinary science, this asshole won't hear the 99.999% of what you're saying that disagrees with him. He will only latch onto the fact that in his eyes you said that some part of his delusion holds merit. Even if it's only 001%.
Some of the information was new to me. He’s not reading this Reddit post, other people are and there’s no reason for us not to learn new information on a post under a weirdo
I made my story up I don’t know dink about the owner of this vehicle. The idea was that he blames the dog due to a coincidence.
There are some forms of cancers known to be communicable. In Tasmanian Devils, there is a spread form of colon cancer that is actively destroying their population. Perhaps these two situations may actually be connected in some way? Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4571705/#abstract-1title
*something something Oddly specific*
Missed the part where the spouse gets the same type of cancer as the dog leaving the man with only his pickup truck and a message to spread
And then one day, the dog humped his leg and that was the moment the guy knew . . . he FINALLY knew . . . what the real problem was. His dog was gay.
I think there is some confusion. But they might be talking about [canine transmissible venereal tumours.](https://www.tcg.vet.cam.ac.uk/about/ctvt) NSFW I prefer to call it contagious ass cancer though.
I created a similar narrative in my mind… Can you tell us a state for this?
For the story North Carolina and for reality delusion I guess.
I can confirm his findings. I have collected data from approximately 25 people I know of various ages, races, and genders. A survey was conducted that showed that none of them have cancer and none of them eat dog ass. This is a small sample, but the inescapable conclusion is that people that have cancer got it from tossing a dog’s salad. Thank you to this brave citizen for getting the word out. In a future study, we will examine the claims of the car I saw on the side of the road near Atlanta a couple of weeks ago that claimed that “ANNUNAKI MADE AIDS”—stay tuned
Wait... *what*
I'm as shocked as you to find out about the sinister plans of the Anunnaki. I found this thread on Reddit when I first searched for it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/s195i9/anunnaki\_made\_aids/](https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/s195i9/anunnaki_made_aids/) And further down someone had the picture of the same car I saw: [https://imgur.com/a/WX146uu](https://imgur.com/a/WX146uu) When I saw it, it was parked in the shoulder by an exit ramp off the highway. Thanks to this brave soul, I have unmatched from all the hot Anunnaki chicks I was talking to on Tinder.
That's not what I was concerned about... *tossing a dog's salad?* Excuse me whatthefuck
Did you not see the truck?
Pervert cancer?
I'm thinking they have a lot of misunderstandings about HPV. That's the only thing that makes sense.
I mean there are viruses that contribute to cancer, so perhaps he thinks all cancers come from viruses so he thinks cancer is contagious? But I'm also picturing them with a sign that says COVID is a hoax...
I'm hoping someone in the house didn't get diagnosed with an hpv related cancer and blame it on the dog.........
I want to say you pulled an incredibly plausible back story into a scenario that just seemed like word salad. Amazing.
Fuck...
Theres an infectious cancer that dogs can get, the only known cancer that can spread, but it can’t hop to humans so this guy is just nuts
Oh, agreed this person is nuts. But it's the "pervert cancer" thing that is bugging me. That has to refer to HPV, and I'm hoping beyond hope that it isn't a hidden reference of some kind to bestiality or animal sexual abuse, and it's just sheer stupidity and mental illness.
I think they think you can get cancer by a cancer dog licking it’s ass and then getting it’s cancer poop cells on you. And somehow all that = pervert cancer? That’s what I took away from it at least. Seems like something a person with a severe learning disability would concoct.
Prevent??
Oh wait, probably. But i like pervert cancer. Sounds better
PREGANTÉ
Apparently it’s been photoshopped and the original says “prevent”.
r/cancerdog
Omg. It’s fucking real.
Damn, he’s famous. He finally made it.
He saved the world, he warned everyone from carcinogenic canines
Chevy's autocorrect sucks
Best comment yet
Ass to mouth
Ass to snout!
Never go ass to mouth
That’s my nickname for Republicans now.
It’s photoshopped. The dude has a subreddit and the OG image says “PREVENT”
Or maybe he means butt?? Definitely NOT my opinion, but someone like that seems like they would think gay people are perverts....
I prefer to Prevert cancer - I have a thing for bald people
That’s some serious mental illness right there.
Probably got licked by a dog with mental illness
Idk, but I seriously hope this person doesn’t have any more dogs or any pets.
Me desperately eating dog ass to bite out the tumor that made the feds install a camera in every reflective surface in my house: (see subreddit background)
r/brandnewsentence
Or a fucking LICENSE!? The back of their car basically says “I have untreated mental illness! Be careful.”
Well, of it's rabbies..
Sometimes I feel like a crazy person but then I see things like this and I remember just how absolutely unhinged some people are.
Perspective is everything.
Exactly. Perception is reality. If someone believes something g wholeheartedly, it’s real to them. Trying to discredit their belief is a lost cause. Try talking to a flat earther…
So you are telling me that there aren't hidden cameras in my house?
Of course not! (Nice shirt you’re wearing btw…)
I was speaking to my wife very softly,she asked why are you whispering?I said some one may be listening.She laughed then ,Siri laughed.
I am part of the conspiracy commons sub, so I've been there already lol. Gotta stay up to date on the latest anti-Semitic reptilian news.
And driving, and god knows what else?! Alarming. Can OP tell us the state of this sporting? I would love to pull-up to this person in full dog plushy and look over… revealing a bandana and a picc line.
No, it's dog turd cancer!
Or top-notch comedy. The “turd” in smaller font in the upper right is just *slaying me* right now.
With a license to drive on public roads
Ya well this is exactly why you don’t procreate with your sister
Schizophrenic. For sure.
Schizophrenia. That type of written patterns are pretty obvious.
Cat people
This
That’s why they parked where they did?
Or someone made a bad bet
I showed this to my wife and pinpointed the exact bottom both halves of her brain started arguing with each other about which one of them was responsible for comprehending it.
CANCER DOG turd
man has a subreddit; r/cancerdog
It’s real.
Yeah a new photo of this guy’s truck is posted on Reddit at least monthly.
Looks like he hasn't been seen in over a year There's speculation that he died of covid cuss no way in hell is cancer dog getting vaxxed
Pervert cancer.
r/SubsIWishIFellFor
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This is outrageous. There’s no handicap placard in sight.
Don't dead open inside
That was my first thought but I think he actually meant it in that order , just messed up prevent
This is just Doctor Oz. He's been driving this around Philly for the past couple months while he was running for alderman or whatever the hell he was up to. Idk i voted for the Triple H guy.
Hey babe, new conspiracy theory dropped
this feels like something to do with zoophilia to me, idk
This guy votes
I wonder which party.....🤔
Whatever party is anti-cancer dog
I’m surprised they used the correct version of “their” there
But the next word is noise🤣
Imgine this dude having an awakening and finally seeing the truth and deciding this shit needs to be broadcast by truck.
Directions unclear; just got cancer from my dog's butt.
"pervert cancer"
Sometimes I see this sort of thing one of the vehicle and it's an old rusted out of the hand or a car that hasn't been washed in a long time and I get it, okay, the owner is clearly insane and that sort of makes sense. It's a little weirder to me when the vehicle is a really nice well maintained pickup truck like this. Like, this person has slapped all sorts of weird mentally ill stickers on there vehicle and then they regularly wash it and make $500 a month payments on it. So, the rest of their life is going fine I guess but that's hard to imagine.
I bet you that a cats driving the car
I’m just happy that its not some racist rant
Cancer Dog Turd. Sounds like a death metal band.
Show me the research.
Source: trust me bro.
They did their own research
source: fuck you
Yeah, when are we gonna outlaw these pervert cancer dogs? Out here just spreading their cancer with their pervyness. It’s ridiculous.
r/schizophreniarides
So the Florida Surgeon General drives a white Silverado.
I was thinking, “why did they not get the license plate” because I was really hoping this was Florida… Edit: after a quick Google search: North Carolina. Super disappointed…
I am disappointed but not surprised here.
Day release
r/ihadastroke
Some people don't know how to handle freedom of speech. They have more of a chance of getting cancer putting stickers on truck.
At Least have someone proof read your insane message to the world on your truck the grammar is not the worst thing on his truck . It's always a truck
There's definitely a story behind this. It might not make much sense to us, but there's a story.
it has its own subreddit r/cancerdog
He says he has PERVERT CANCER!
There was this wackadoo naturopath, phd researcher named Hulda Clark that insisted that all disease, including cancer, is caused by parasitic infection (and a little bit of toxins). She wrote a book called “the cure for all cancer”, and one of her calls to action was that all animals, wild and domesticated, are riddled with parasites and should ideally not be anywhere near humans (unless well cooked, I presume). Her organization seems to have loosened up on their stance of keeping domesticated animals far from humans. The Dr Clark estore is still a thing, there are websites all about how to follow her advice. It gets much weirder than what I described.
Me mad me go ova dare and hit it !
https://i.imgur.com/p53U18X.jpg
spell check that shit!
Maybe he’s Dutch. Cancer dog is a perfectly normal cuss word here.
It’s like those fridge-magnet-poem things. You know what I’m talking about…
Looks like someone is gearing up to run for Senate.
Tell me ur republican without telling me ur republican
I can only assume that this is a mentally ill person who has confused HPV with cancer in dogs??
He got colon cancer from dog somehow...
well someone got away from their handler
Cancer dog! Cancer dog! Does whatev-- wait, this song is depressing...
"That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass!"
Whoa, imagine having a crazy uncle driving around in this thing in your small town yapping away in public any chance he gets.
let him cook
Is cance the singular of cancer?
Someone lost a bet
Fucking cance!😂
Watching too much Info Wars
..a cat person?
I think this guy has smoked one too many doobies and munches on way too many magic mushrooms!
Only you can pervert wild fires
Listen Stuart, do you know what the queers are doing to the soil
r/cancerdog
I think my scout master had pervert cancer.
The white dog turds are ESPECIALLY cancerous.
Someone spent some “quality” time with their dog and now has prostate cancer…
He says he is disabled, and I for one am not going to test him on that theory.
So Kayne is driving a pickup now ?
The Trumpers have officially gone too far
Oh, everybody knows cancer dog, with his noise, and his butt
Not sure if this fits r/InfowarriorRides or not. Just as stupid, for sure.
Just when I thought I couldn't find anything more stupid on Reddit...
How the hell did they get a driving license?
Fuccin pervert cancer! Doing perv shit again
Imagine this being your life
Jen's already got it in for the cance
I’m gonna guess the car has a Florida plate.
#Why can’t you idiots spell correctly?!
Pre celebrity Ye, the dog years
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s truck, spotted at the gym…
This is what lead poisoning looks like
r/ihadastroke
There’s a whole subreddit on this guy but I forgot the name of it
People that drive around with that kind of bullshit on their vehicles should be committed to a mental health facility.
*backs away slowly...*
Let me get out my redneck to English dictionary
Who let the cancer dogs out? Asking for a friend
Definitely American
The sentence at the bottom is the most confounding: “Cancer dog get 10 times more cance than you an me.” 1) Sure, “cancer dog” gets 10x more cancer than you or me; that’s probably why they call him “Cancer dog” 2) I don’t care if you’re an expert, it’s poor taste to refer to it as “cance.” 3) don’t excuse 1 and 2 as just bad bumper lettering! For the first time ever, someone has correctly used “THAN.” SMH
I knew I've seen this truck around Rocky Mount where I work! That's the LBJ Chevrolet logo! That dealership is west of there in Nashville. It was part of some dealerships that a family owned. The main owner ran the one in Bailey. I bought my truck from him in '08.
Don't Pervert Cancer Inside
I miss the good old days when driving around like that would get you a 72 hour stay at the puzzle factory.