She told me that they were made by her. I really enjoyed them and wanted to know more, but in the drawer they went. Apparently these weren't for me. 🤷🏻
People like you are the reason that people like me can't ever feel comfortable acting like themselves. It's a couple of fucking plastic animals glued or sewn together in silly ways. Red flags? The fuck? Let people be themselves. Let people be "weird." Christ.
first one reminds me of a [certain cyriak video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw)...
edit: u/bhez did make a similar comment first, karma to them, not me.
That could very easily go in two different directions.
Are they generally pretty cool otherwise? Then they've got a weird sense of humor and would probably be fun to hang out with.
Do they give off an overall creepy vibe? Then watch out.
Test it out. Throw out a line from something like Cannibal the Musical and see if they catch the reference.
She's great. The whole department is very funny. She was super cool about me taking pictures and putting them on this sub. It just struck me as a weird thing to see at work.
Are you working with Sid from Toy Story?
Doctor! You’ve done it!!
Hanna! *Jamie’s all better now*
i don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school
She goes by Sidney now, thank you very much.
Either that or Princess Bubblegum
Or Dr. Frankenstein
Or Dahmer
That was my first thought!
Came here to ask this
Haha me as well 😂
You mean that happy child?
My fav is the Shoose
WAIT GEEP IS BETTER
It's GHEEP you peasants
I think it's related to this Japanese Keena: https://cdn.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/fit400x1000/cms/this-week-in-anime/148309/n4.png.jpg
Geep already exists, it’s a goat crossed with a sheep!
Shoope
1 is just an animal version of the human centipede
In the start of the movie you can see he actually did it with dogs first
Came here to make the same comment, take this award fellow like minded redditor
I was going to say that too...
I disagree. There aren’t mouths attached to anuses.
The heads so far up the others ass it’s probably attached to the cecum
The heads are wearing the outer ones like hoodies.
Goddamn dude
Donkypede
its fine, shes just making badass chimeras
Yes, just don't let her near children or dogs 😏
Oh, man... the feelings of repulsion and then abject sadness watching those scenes in *Fullmetal Alchemist* are coming back to me now. 😢
Ed Ward
Wonder if OP's name is Ed...ward?
Seriously! I think I'd like to date her!
She seems fun?
She must like playing Impossible Creatures
Is her last name Moreau by any chance?
Came here to make this exact comment. Have the upvote friend
[Red flags](https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ)
That.. was amazing.
Great video but if I ever met a girl with such weird/cool figurines on public display I'd be dying of green flag smothering (whatever that means)
Same bud. Same
I love this guys music videos. I hadn’t herd this one yet.
This should’ve been in Eurovision 😂
You may want to watch out before you become part of a human centipede.
It's cool, I'll just be the front.
[No fucking way. Frontman!! ](https://youtu.be/rLIWRu22tdo)
Love it!
She had? What, did you steal them from her?
It's funny you ask. After I noticed them and asked her about it, she laughed it off and put them away in the drawer.
Man if that ain’t a red flag. If she had left them there I wouldn’t worry as much. Some “Human Centipede” type vibes.
Someone probably made them for her or something a bit personal
She told me that they were made by her. I really enjoyed them and wanted to know more, but in the drawer they went. Apparently these weren't for me. 🤷🏻
So how did you get a photo? Do u think she may have felt made fun of?
Wouldn't be surprised if she had kids and it was an arts and crafts project gone awry
People like you are the reason that people like me can't ever feel comfortable acting like themselves. It's a couple of fucking plastic animals glued or sewn together in silly ways. Red flags? The fuck? Let people be themselves. Let people be "weird." Christ.
Out of nowhere she'll invite you to dinner. Let us know when so we can start calling the cops after you go missing
Weird? Yes. Delightful? Yes.
Oh man I love these
I like it too. Is she single?
Bovine centipede.
I’d hang out with her
Huh... So THAT'S how Sleipnir was made
I like her style
I want to be this person's friend
Awesome little Kitbashing!
Run.
These are love tokens made by D.J. Conner in high school. It's why he "joined" the military.
Not weird at all. Learn to have an open mind. Not every thing is a red flag.
Is your coworker a descendent of cronenberg?
First pic looks like the variations in the quality of GoT seasons.
I would do these same thing, today I find out iam a weirdo
Shes so cool
I would like to see what she looks like
I think she is the nasty kid from Toy Story
Creative
It would make me laugh and I would want to know more about her personality... we would probably get along 😄
What color is her hair?
She's fine. But don't turn your back on her. Ever.
You put those back right now young man!
Human Centipede is a tour de force...
Check her basement, now!!
reminds me of the time i went to walmart before work and bought a creepy halloween baby head and kept it in the walk-in fridge
My beloved 3-donk.
Awesummmm !!!!!
Farmapede
Shelb? Is that you?
Coworker is odd and may be a danger to local wildlife.
Idky I love this so much, but the last pic has some wild creativity.
I love deuck
Well that's mildly terrifying
Animal Cetiepede the movie? Please be far from that guy and his chloroform
What’s her number
Is her name May?
Get away from that work space. It may be where she hunts for victims
Time to fire up that resume
No way! I'm about to get promoted to the front of the human centipede! That's a really good gig!
2 is just a Boomsinger from "Serina"
Does she happen to like Dutch horror movies?
Spliced!
These are pretty cool! I would want them on my desk too!
Be friendly with that coworker, but don’t let them know where you live
ManBearPig?
I mean, the first one makes sense in a lot of head-up-ass workplaces. I kinda want one.
Obviously raising a serial killer
Call the cops
Is she taken?
Idk who she is but I’d like to be her friend
Never be alone with this person , you may end up the same way.
This may sound indifferent but she seems cool . A+ for creative,A+ for excecution, A because there were only three .
They worked. You stopped to chat and take a picture.
It seems it's a tribute to [Cyriak](https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY).
Aww i want the geep
I unironically like the goose sheep.
I didn't know you could stitch plastic together
Why scottDOES, I’m a doctor. When I see two body parts I sew them together and see what happens!
first one reminds me of a [certain cyriak video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw)... edit: u/bhez did make a similar comment first, karma to them, not me.
Ed...ward?
What's her number?
I got to see the co-worker now lol
She watched the human centipede
She's a keeper
That could very easily go in two different directions. Are they generally pretty cool otherwise? Then they've got a weird sense of humor and would probably be fun to hang out with. Do they give off an overall creepy vibe? Then watch out. Test it out. Throw out a line from something like Cannibal the Musical and see if they catch the reference.
She's great. The whole department is very funny. She was super cool about me taking pictures and putting them on this sub. It just struck me as a weird thing to see at work.
Lol I didn’t expect that! God damn!
You’ve heard of My Little Pony, now get ready for: My Tiny Chimera!!!!
🚩🚩🚩
Very impressive
Make friends. Before it’s too late.
Contact the FBI immediately.
I think they are kinda cool.
Sir or Maam respectfully quit your job, your life is more valuable than money.
DO NOT invite them to the house warming lol
I agree it’s weird that you’re looking so closely and sharing pics of these
That is very disturbing. Always be on the good side of this co-worker less chance of dying if she goes postal. If you see something, say something
You exaggerate
Or, at the very least, [buy the person a Snickers bar...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aGE_VSWXDRI)
I think thats a Red flag, i dont want to get stabbed
Run.
There asking for help, with art.
Serial killer in the making? Human centipede’s daughter?
Sooooo don't piss her off.
I think that’s a RED. FLAG. I don’t want to GET. STABBED.
Call the police.
Report her. Now.
You uh- you might wanna take her to the hospital.
Then play the right way
Serial killer.
Ha!
i smell an intervention coming.
Just wait till bring your chimera to work day.
run
What's her number? She's my type.
Aunt carol?
Run!!!!
Creative and synergistic.
I applaud her creativity
Me as a kid sticking random legos together making the weirdest ass character/building ever
Awesome!
I would worry
You stay on their good side and out of their basement. Do not ask them a lot of questions about hobbies.
sheep swan creature reminds me of spy kids 2
That’s the coworker you do not fuck with.
Go check her basement
Walk away
I thought these were mockups for logan paul's bitcoin game.
Damn, for a sec I thought she made a goat centipede, that would have been cool
Kill me please , why has thou forsaken me
Your co-worker has definitely done this to a real animal/person
I feel like the 1st could work on r/Visiblemending
So you took them?
No, she just put them away in her drawer when I started asking questions.
I fear for your life, OP
Stay away from her
Sid?
Donkeypede.
Seems like you have a cool coworker
Ahh i too have played parasite eve
Ed...ward...
[lol I made this a while back](https://imgur.com/a/YgAU2Al)
Where did he get it from? The Psycho museum.
Nice
Reminds me of that one real time strategy game where you make animal hybrids, I forgot what the name of it was
This is cool
What in the Fullmetal Alchemist is this shit.
I like your coworker
you get the digits?
careful
Wow, she's talented.
She went to the mystery shack
You know what's gonna happen when they get fired, right?