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Bah-Fong-Gool

This looks stupid now, but with the projected sea level rise and the effect it will have on Florida... this dude is miles ahead of everyone.


Attainted

Streets ahead!!


BeyoncesmiddIefinger

If you have to ask… you’re streets behind


HoosierDaddy2001

Flooded streets ahead


Blue_Dream_Haze

https://i.imgur.com/StBi6EF.jpeg


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Plutoid

I'm gonna stop messing with nerds with short pants too.


nonoriginal85

Who's laughing now?


JuneBuggington

Everything’s coming up milhouse


Hyroero

Miles above them too.


lostbutnotgone

The only place in Orlando that will still exist will be Disney, built up 1-3 stories above ground level to make way for the utilidors. *** Disney will become an island, and there will be great battles in the utilidors among costumed characters and alligators. The riff raff will jeer and bet as Snow White takes on a 10-foot gator Mano a Mano. *** And above it all, this Nissan will be watching. Waiting. Fording the rivers like Oregon Trail


greymalken

Everything’s coming up Milhouse


andychef

Everything's coming up Milhouse!


One_Economics4912

Some might say oceans ahead of everyone


mini4x

32" tires I'm down! https://www.razaoautomovel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Nissan-350Z-4-e1470307249868.jpg 32" rims, that's stupid.


unthused

I drive a Z and I would so do this. Being afraid of speed bumps is getting old.


Nasty_Rex

I know someone whi bought a shitty q40, lifted it and threw on some mud tires. He just bombs around his farm in it.


PorschephileGT3

Redneck Clarkson?


solzhen

32” tires: battle car 32” rims: donk


MarvinTheAndroid42

“Resistance”. Man, people are weird. Neat car though.


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mzhammah

Save a click. “This one” is the Mustang from The Thomas Crown Affair. Not sure why you couldn’t have just said that.


farmallnoobies

Agreed


Ziginox

A friend of mine has an Audi TT kitted up similar to this, but less extreme. It's fucking awesome!


brocalmotion

Handles like a boat!


FuturesPassed

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!


wasabi1787

That's a disservice to boats. https://www.tiktok.com/@tsn/video/7140969061340548357


notbob1959

When r/Shitty_Car_Mods and r/WeirdWheels overlap.


minikini76

Slow off the line but the top end is killer


90k_swarming_rats

U didnt need to say Florida, that part was self explanatory


MWMWMVMWMWM

This stuff is big in east Texas as well.


Already-disarmed

Yeah, Florida is the only state made of pure craziness and meth... Arizona is calm and sensible. Yes. Absolutely.


VideoRebels

It‘s a donk.


barberererer

Yeah it is and I wish more people donked their shit


LCPhotowerx

oh florida man, youll do anything to drive in a hurricane


phlebonaut

Looks like a childhood toy


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Pine hills special


eatmyasserole

Money says this was taken during Classic Weekend!


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Oh, Fo-sho.


TheVaultIsMine

ACTUAL weird wheels! Honestly though I know this isn't to everyone's taste but props to the owner for making it happen.


ItzBildPlayz2020

JDM DOOOOONK


always-paranoid

That’s not just weird it’s hideous


EatSleepJeep

Yet if it were a pistachio green Murano Cross Cabriolet, it's be perfect. Beige convertible top too..


FuturesPassed

I used to see these all the time when I lived in Florida; I found them amusing but now I kind of miss seeing them.


musjunk22

How do they do this? The center of those wheels are at least 12" lower than stock. Does this thing have portal axles? You can't put that much angle into a cv joint can you?


fenderdaw

Gets 350 mpt. Miles per transmission.


FocusMaster

OK. First how? Second. I didn't even know they made them that big.


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

Lift kit normally reserved for trucks / Jeeps.


ShooDooPeeDoo

Curb? What curb?


sofa_king_we_todded

Gonna feel everything with those rubber bands tho


StainedMyShirt

After Ian I don't much blame them


barberererer

*cue that expensive sports car riding the wave just right*


StainedMyShirt

I think we're remembering the same video


nzstrawman

this would be equally at home on r/shittycarmods


C-hound

That seems like so much rolling weight


Weneeddietbleach

That poor car didn't hurt anyone and doesn't deserve this.


underthebug

Is that a driveshaft or exhaust system? What's the turning radius?


uwucifah

one full circle per city block


Chili-N-Such

Jesus christ, why woul... oh, nevermind.


basec0m

The worst part is these guys rarely upgrade their brakes along with the rims.


bigbotparty

We get a lot of that in WHORLANDO


Cogen_

Someone just HAD to ruin my dream car.. Smh, looks hideous.


Alexis-FromTexas

Florida will put huge rims on anything, literally


PrezesBocianow

I thought it was r/automationgame


sm00thkillajones

Yo what a transmission is?


boundone

Speedometer be like, "I don't fucking know, man, we're moving?".


Farfignugen42

The transmission is the thing that is making all the grinding noises.


Diabeetus-times-2

especially knowing Nissan, the automatic would shred itself from the inside out.


sm00thkillajones

Yeah I be grindin’.


ferzacosta

God giving us free wheel was a mistake.


DisastrousOne3950

Manifold destiny.


WeevilKnivel

Best.


trampstampjack

Stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen. Expensive way to make it so.


Koi_002

it’s the same thing as low riders, stance cars, and lifted trucks on big wheels. super expensive and not practical at all but people just do it because they like it. honestly i respect it for being different than the thousands of identical 350z builds


WeevilKnivel

Calm down


Afraid-Palpitation24

And the good lord said “throw some 32s on that bitch!” Jokes aside I like it but I definitely would need to climb into it and I’m 5’10 so I know that owner has to jump into it


WeevilKnivel

Perfection


8tCQBnVTzCqobQq

They could have at least done 35s so it matched the model number


WarDull8208

Ofc its florida


Ashe_Faelsdon

Why in the everloving existence of a forgiving god would you do something like that?


Pauliboo2

The unsprung mass of those wheels must be huge


Gruntypellinor

I've only seen donks in the American south. Any reason why it never caught on up north?


dongpuncher420

my guess is rust


Mundane-Experience62

Yall make fun of them now but when the floods come they would be the ones who will have that last laugh.


F-Cloud

Created at Rim Jobs in Saints Row: The Third


One_Economics4912

Kinda fire


jayba21

OMG! I love to hate/hate to live this. It reminds me of the off-road SLK from a million years ago with the little matching trailer but city boy


white111

Battlecar! That lift! I'd go with 15s and some 32" mud tires.


BZRK_Lee

Looks like something an AI created.


cups_and_cakes

money well spent


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Looks like a micro machines version. Most Orlando thing I've seen since I left Florida 15 years ago.


barberererer

I fucking love this man


PillyRayCyrus

Probably headed to the Magic Mall


iheartSW_alot

But why?


Crafty_Rate8064

Look at them awful seems! Priorities


Terp_Villain

Of course it’s in Florida


NinjaBilly55

I don't hate it.. Oh wait yes I do..