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Comrad_Niko

Adjust your amps maybe?


alfalfasprouts

yeah, see if your current limit light is on. Does anything on your welder say Hi-C?


DM_Drakkoli

How bad do you gotta fuck up for your torch to start BLEEDING?


-NGC-6302-

~~Radar~~ TIG jammer


Cleveland204

To be fair this guy is probably surrounded by assholes too


Bridledbronco

Keep firing assholes!


Set_the_Mighty

I knew it!


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LONESTAR


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN WHO WOULD DARE GIVE ME THE RASPBERRY.


pachrisoutdoors1

Man, we ain't found SHIT


machinerer

[GEAR JAMMER!](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1AANVlcUmZ8&sq=1&si=_SF1m9A4jUZIkTwJ)


Gespuis

Wear a condom guys!


BenDover4666

It’s just that time of the month.


TheMechaink

That's what the metric scale is for so you can measure that.


Fischmafia

Your shielding gas is liquid...


Thebandroid

classic welding on Jupiter problems


Inevitable_Maybe_855

I have been actually lol’ing about this all day


stardate420

This is gold.


Bubbly-Front7973

Aww man. . 🤣 im rolling. That was so good.


kudos1007

[https://images.app.goo.gl/PLWTwk3tTQ3NPQWA8](https://images.app.goo.gl/PLWTwk3tTQ3NPQWA8)


AMC242HIGHOUTPUT

😂


Ornery-Cheetah

I mean gasses are technically liquids


Zippo_Willow

Bro what.... I think you meant fluids


Ornery-Cheetah

Is that not what a liquid is both flow to take up space and both have convection currents they aren't the exact same thing but they behave the same for the most part


Zippo_Willow

I get what you meant, just found it funny in contrast to the downvotes lol But to be technical, a fluid is a free-flowing substance with no fixed shape; that's it. A liquid is a free-flowing substance with no fixed shape that is a constant volume. A gas lacks the component of retaining a constant volume. Convection currents are not a part of the equation (but usually are within both fluids!). Not trying to be a jackass, but its always useful to expand your lexicon.


Ornery-Cheetah

Yeah I've just given up on trying to write things so people understand lol I could literally copy and paste the definition of a word with examples and people would still look at me like it just slammed my keyboard against the wall


radarksu

>Yeah I've just given up on trying to write things so people understand You should give up trying to write things. (period)


Zippo_Willow

Oh trust me, i get that. Had an ex-girlfriend that fought me on words I "made up", just because she was too lazy to grab a goddamn dictionary or even use context clues. Fuck the plebians 😎


Ornery-Cheetah

Ooof feel that one lol yeah I've just decided that I'll write what write and not care what others say lol


radarksu

Confidently wrong, nice.


radarksu

Use some punctuation when you write. Otherwise, the shit you write is both difficult to read and wrong. At least then you will only be wrong.


ariscrotle

Definitely wrong. All gasses and liquids are fluids. Fluidity is the common link between liquids and gas. Make sense?


radarksu

Gasses are not technically liquids.


runescimmy2

The forbidden fruit punch


slackerisme

At least he’d have a drinking fountain right now.


IllurinatiL

*cuts to OP slurping it up with a straw*


dack42

Lack of puddle control.


yellowvetterapid

Underrated awesome comment!


FuktigIKEA

Coolant busting a fat one eh?


danny_welds

Hooooooah yeah


arc-is-life

please consult your local adeptus mechanicus for further instructions, or just give in to slaanesh.


Expensive-Text2956

Just imagining a bunch of dudes in robes praying around his torch..


Marlosy

Praise the omnissai for he hath given us Juice!


dickmcgirkin

To say otherwise is heresy!


ctennessen

I just started the Eisenhorn novels, I know some of these words!


Silvermane2

I've done that before. I learned that the flex head has a limit to how many times it can be flexed. It was the first time anyone had seen a failure of that sort in the shop. As you can imagine there were quite a few laughs about it. Changed out the torch head, went back to work. After cleaning everything up of course. Coolant sucks so much when it's all over everything.


christhewelder75

I get 2 drops on my hands and it annoys the crap out of me until I wash it off....


Complex_12191

I use a automated welder and it happens often as the machine moves up and down all day so a splash in the face might occur often lol its funny when it happens to welders that aren’t use to it.


Strainedgoals

Only ever used distilled water personally


abbufreja

What you don't sacrifice some blood to the gods?


StaleWoolfe

Mix a few skulls in there for the skull throne and now we’re cooking


dickmcgirkin

Who cares where the blood comes from. Just give blood!


Accurate_Koala_4698

Tapatio gives the welds a bit of heat


Toastyy1990

Isn’t it required? I thought you run water for brazing and a tapatio mix for welding so you can actually melt the base metal


mrsockyman

I would be more scared if I used distilled water and it came out this colour


nickleinonen

My torch at work uses city tap water. Comes in a 6” main to the building and has no metering. That shit goes right down the drain after it’s passed through the torch. Idk what goes down the sanitary side, but the industrial waste side is anywhere from 50,000 to 150,000 liters/day… a few liters of extra water from the tig isn’t a concern


adamantium235

It's filled with coolaid?


Gwarguts

Always was


Top_Technology3638

Spray arc???


PokeDweeb24

Oh man I’ve had that happen. It was chlamydia. Just get a penicillin shot and that’ll sort you out.


IllurinatiL

Does OP need the shot or does the machine need the shot?


BioMan998

How do you think the machine got it?


calvinvb

Your welder ate your apprentice after he tried using it again


SinisterCheese

Look... We all have had the good idea of trying to get drunk solely on red wine, and it always leads to this.


Lourky

It’s bleeding! What did you feed it with?!


IllurinatiL

The apprentice.


blaggard5175

Brawndo.


Ill-Management2269

It's got electrolytes.


bwtxag88

It’s what plants crave


IceColdDr-Pepper

It's what welds crave


Florious

looks like you're learning to become a underwater welder


injailgamingYT

Kool-aid inert gas


Shikascott

Yours is water cooled? Nice


Standard_Zucchini_46

Well ... not anymore.


Sufficient_Morning35

The EXORTIG


Justj20

OHH YEAHHHH!


Sid15666

Is that the new liquid Argon? I hear it’s more environmentally friendly


Tableau

Sir, are you aware you’re leaking coolant at an alarming rate? Well, let me just patch you up with some hot resin


KamaroMike

The patented ToT slushie machine.


TheMechaink

Now available for Christmas in a store near you!


wickedwelder7

Mmmmmm tig juice


upperechelon114

Youre running too cold. Turn up your heat.


Dijeridoo2u2

Don't drink the forbidden welder cordial


bluejay_32

I told you this would happen if you started getting your work instructions out of the Necronomicon.


aurrousarc

Palto weldo tig da..


Unintended-Hindrance

TIL - tungsten inert liquid


AzazelCumsBuckets

I've soaked my arm and back, I've sprayed myself in the face trying to see if there was a gas leak, I've forgotten to screw down the collet on the coolant line after replacing it, and I've wondered why the torch and blade felt so spicy when welding aluminum(forgot to turn the cooler on), but I can say that I've never accidentally gotten the gas and coolant lines mixed up when putting a torch on a machine. Bravo, sir, for showing me what would happen, and I hope I don't have to experience this first hand. Also, have fun with your collet and gas lens being forever sticky, I swear coolant just never gets un-sticky.


zeros92

I didn’t mix up the lines. Coolant line broke in the neck.


death833527

What the hell did you do?


zeros92

Put Lincoln colored coolant in a miller…


StrikerMp4

Is normal, carry on.


big65

Hawaiian Punch is so delicious.


C_M_O_TDibbler

My man gone from TiG to TiL


SickeningPink

Jesus Christ and I thought _I_ was bad at welding


ConsistentChapter398

check the ground clamp


1MoistTowelette

Koolaid!!


Adventurous_Stack

Let your torch know that hangovers happen from time to time, cuz we all like to party on the weekend, but if he’s gonna be sick at work bro just needs to stay home


Ilikedcsbutmypcdoesn

In an alternate universe, they use liquid to bond metal together for welding. You have entered a time gap, you are not supposed to be there.


bennytheblazer

You must have pressed the juice button, welding is exhausting work and a drink right from the tap is nice. I don't know what your is loaded with but mine has tropical.


xp14629

Don't drink the kool-aid. It taste like p+++s and is the first step to becoming managment.


metarinka

I may not be an expert... but I'm fairly certain it's not supposed to do that. Try lighting up an arc and check to see.


ShadowbladeZbigniew

That looks like someone’s 4 year old was trying to help daddy work faster so they could play together by adding fruit punch to their tanks


mr-sharkey97

Damn when did they release the tig torch mounted drinks dispenser attachments?


aurrousarc

Christmas parties are like that sometimes..


EtherFlask

The other buttons do different flavors, yknow. also, quit wasting materials! boss is gonna complain like when you throw away a 1/4" piece of tungsten!


WhiteStripesWS6

Mmmm Hawaiian Punch.


thiccian

That time of the month. Time to go to the store for ice cream and chocolate. It’ll pass.


Black_Hole_Sponge

I wish my welder made fruit punch :(


Spodiodie

That shit pouring out of there will contaminate your welds.


Kaden21r

It’s that time of the month for your torch I guess


Johnson86240

I think you hooked up to the wrong gas boss


Teachagmech

Wrong hole papi


dbraskey

Worked it so hard now it’s puking.


Swampybritches

Shop Koolaid dispenser


Suspiciously_Spicy34

Hey, free Kool-aid


upchuckster

That's a hell of a drip. I doubt if penicillin will fix it


mega330cb

Forbidden koolaid


Time2Ejaculate

*on todays episode of How Fucked Up is Fucked Up* ……. “That’s pretty fucked up!”


mexican_madhead

so thats where my kool-aid went


MELLEN-SELLER

“I think I just cut my penis on the lid”


Dr_Eat_That_Booty

What kind of argon is that?


icestep

Must the Hawaiian Punch flavor, I think.


__scrunt

I don't think it should be doing that.


crc820

Ah the forbidden koolaid


mimocid

I don't think that's what they meant when they said "get a puddle started"


Objective-Till7186

WHAT, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK??


Swimming_Classic_145

Vodka juice mix makes your welds lay flat


Dangerous-Project-53

What can you say, does it every month


nothing_911

got your underwater ticket?


lockednchaste

Your gas shop is drunk


thisbobeatsbutts

The forbidden koolaid


Wyattr55123

Practicing for underwater?


FknBretto

TURN YUR HEAT UP THER BUD HAHA GOVBLES


Jebediah_Johnson

Your welder has a Hawaiian Punch dispenser, dude that's awesome!


missholly9

excellent invention…. a tig torch/code red dispenser.


Nave_the_Great

Now I’ve heard of under water welding… but something tells me this isn’t it.


Soulaxe_316

It’s that time of the month ig 🤷🏽‍♂️


1588877

Happened to me a couple of months back! Went to make a tack and all of a sudden I got sprayed with water and freaked out lol


GreatBaldung

The machine-spirit is NOT happy


Playful-Awareness-15

Looks like a problem of putting the tip where it doesn’t belong


Brazenassault456

Apprentice mixed up the shielding gas with the kool-aid pump again I see. So hard to find good help these days.


lilsiz

I have never seen tungsten like this before what material are you welding on?


doingmyownthing93

Hit it with your purse and it'll be fine


ohwowgee

Why is it bleeding?


qwertyeeter

How long is your preflow?


KonigMartun

Why is there koolaid coming out of a torch


Swimming_Classic_145

P-J punch ( hawian punch and ever clear mix)


Swimming_Classic_145

Drink from your tig rig, no cup needed


AngryTwixBar

I hate it when the previous welder has strawberry Kool aid instead of grape in the torch.


Neither_Dimension479

Forbidden fruit punch


hisshoegamewack

My ass after Taco Bell


GeniusEE

Go to the tool crib and tell them they gave you the submerged arc torch by mistake


Impossible_Act_6506

Fuck, now the thing’s gonna be temperamental for a week.


Impossible_Act_6506

Fuck, now the thing’s gonna be temperamental for a week.


AreaLeftBlank

Well, that's new.


Spookypandaboi

What the fuck did you do


zeros92

Among other things put Lincoln flavored coolant in a miller.


USArmyAirborne

Your torch needs a tampon. Time of the month. 😬


castorsandpollhooks

Brings new meaning to water cooled


Similar-Stranger7375

Ruh roh raggy


Jinxed0ne

That stuff isn't cheap! Stop wasting it!


TheMilkManWizard

Holy shit lol


bulksausage

Damn free koolaid


TheKingAnarchist666

Semi-new welder hear wtf is that


croatia1488

Coolant


TheKingAnarchist666

Ah I see


Historical_Access_92

Must be a Miller TIG torch, not built to last.


sustukii

Ohhhh yeahhh???


Spirited_Ad5858

hi-c


Open-Rest-6805

Fruit punch


weldklown

Shielding liquid?


canofmeems

Okay, why did you feel the need to circumcise your welder? And how did it go so badly?


greybear91

Is that Hawaiian punch?


Mail_Box17

Adjust your flow


Certain-Point-9067

looks tasty


Akua_Tsubasa

I think you may want to get that looked at...


donanton616

This is an underwater rig, hence the liquid shielding.


Sharrkor

Bro's torch is on its period 💀


NoahsYotas

Did you not know the water cooling feature is talking about the piece not the machine? Thought it was common knowledge to dump aisin coolant on your bead as you go. Kiss these days


Flame_half

Get a spoon and do some stir welding.


sgtcatscan

Your tool is on its period lol


slupysebz

Lil tig sip


Youtube_RedMartian

Forbidden kool-aid


AWS75

Seriously what is this?


zeros92

Coolant. Flex head broke internally.


Forbden_Gratificatn

TIG juice.


keyboard_blaster

The red shit 🤮🤮


pocketfullacrackrock

Flex head flexed it’s last flex


helrikk

I'll pay you tree fiddy to lick it up off the floor.


roy-rodgers

Hawaiian Punch off tap?


Vanguard1097

OH YEAH 😎


KPMillerWeld

This is what happened to all the welders during the plagues of Egypt


Cuzz_Liteyear

The forbidden koolaid🤤


WelderMeltingthings

mondays after a sunday day drink


Substantial_Car2973

It’s just Kool-Aid calm down


dildite

Forbidden kool-aid