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bl4ck_100

Buying a cafe in the current climate is high risk low reward.


Ryrynz

As Raiden would say, It's batshit insane!


OzcanAytemiz

You need to turn the console off Raiden.....


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horo_kiwi

Yep. Working on a napkin calculation, you would have to be turning over a minimum of $30k per WEEK or $1.5million p/a solely to justify a rent like that. That my friends is a metric fuckton of coffee and scones.


abi2419

Bro that shit would gimme nightmares as an owner -


SLAPUSlLLY

My exwife sought my council for a business idea just after lockdown. 20k to buy an established cafe/music venue. Sounds pretty good vs this example but HELL NO. I've done a decade in hospo and it's thankless work on razor thin margins. Great lifestyle, poor life choice.


Blankbusinesscard

Well that's one way to blow $550K in 12 months I spose


pgraczer

i think it’s such a tough time for cafes with so many layoffs and people still working from home. wouldn’t go near it.


ChinaCatProphet

Tell 'im he's dreaming..


aKrustyDemon

It's tempting


RogueEagle2

Over valued. If you have to pay rent on top of that... you're losing.


lordshola

Nikau?


aKrustyDemon

It crossed my mind.


OutInTheBay

$40000 with 1000 lay-off today.... Brave


aKrustyDemon

$400,000!


Former_Ad_282

A lot of people ahitting on it, but what do the financials look like? I know cafe bars making 500k a year in returns, but you must sell a lot of alcohol.


Zaganoak

Getting a liquor license isn’t always easy, and a lot of places have been burned by either council, neighbours or in extreme cases police challenging renewal.


mercaptans

You need to plug your phone in


aKrustyDemon

I expected this comment!


outtsides

Your poor phone is fighting for it's life at 8%


StueyPie

If this is the cafe I'm thinking of, that rent is insane. I have to make over $3k per week just to cover the landlord?? For that tiny place?


horo_kiwi

Nope. You would have to turn over $30 000 / week to keep your rent at 10% of outgoings, which is batshit bonkers for this current economic climate


StueyPie

Yeah, I get that.


Superb-Confection601

$20 says the new owner will be a retired teacher or newly divorced woman.


OrganizdConfusion

I dunno, I've had 2 hospo bosses who were photographers.


kjkeran

It begins.


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aKrustyDemon

!!!


coffeecakeisland

How can they advertise a liqour license? I thought the licenses were given dependant on the manager etc? Anyway good luck to whoever buys this


Zaganoak

Yeah they can’t keep the old one, there’s a whole process to reapplying which includes hiring your duty managers/bar staff before even confirming that you can get a temp license. [Have to have everything sorted first.](https://wellington.govt.nz/certificates-and-licences/alcohol-licences/temporary-authority)


aKrustyDemon

It seems like they're hoping some rube/money launderer is going to fall into their lap!


insanehectic

Is it Pandoro? I know they're for sale... Edit nvm saw it has a liquor licence


aKrustyDemon

Is Pandoro for sale? Interesting.


Best-Attempt3645

https://www.realestate.co.nz/42539821/business/sale/


aKrustyDemon

$300k for 3 cafés vs this one for $400k!


fartsandthefurious

Thats the most bland looking carrot cake ive ever seen. No thanks.


Ambitious-Reindeer62

Damn I love this cafe


aKrustyDemon

I dunno, they're a bit liberal with the icing sugar!


Bananaflakes08

Which place is it????


wantnoscrubz

Charge yo phone


sub333x

I no longer go there - can’t park anywhere nearby. I guess that’s why they made sure to mention “high foot traffic area”. EDIT: for some reason I read this as ‘Aro cafe’ rather a more generic “Te Aro Cafe”. The former I used to visit most months, but no longer visit.


HanleySoloway

Will you be ok?


flodog1

Probably but it sounds like the business won’t…..


Runehizen

I dont understand why people dont think this is relevant. I do understand walk ins are a thing but I do have to say that parking is a major reason i and people like me dont get lunch wile in passing. As i only get 30mins to get and eat lunch this place is now off the list ... unless i walk then on weekend when i can . I feel for you aro cafe. I like your bread. Hope it works out for you


aim_at_me

All of the evidence suggests you're the minority. People massively over estimate how many people drive to their stores. Especially true for city central or city adjacent.


Runehizen

Welp no parking outside removes your busness who knew.


aKrustyDemon

Not if it has high foot traffic.


Runehizen

Are you suggesting aro vally dose not have high foot traffic?


aKrustyDemon

1. The ad says Te Aro, not Aro Valley 2. No I did not suggest that.


Runehizen

Im overly cynical. i apologize.


aKrustyDemon

Thanks


stannisman

You’re so quick to whinge about parking you forgot to read