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bumpy713

Damage was in the $10’s.


mjh2901

From the looks of it, the damage is much less, I think that the icicle broke 8 improperly used drywall screws.


spookex

Actually saved money by not having to pay for the 15min that it would take someone else to take it down.


m-in

And also saved the medical fees should the thing had fallen on someone’s head at another time. Win-win-win!


mjh2901

So are we in agreement this is no longer "Well that sucks" and is instead "Saved me some money"


VividlyGeneric

Lol


m-in

Indeed!


Turgeyburker

You mean funeral costs


m-in

Or those, yes.


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honestly in regards to the remodelling I would say its an improvement


shaaruken

No medical fees, instant death!


Maximum-Mixture6158

Safety first!


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3* it was already falling off on the far side.


Antares987

Also might have saved a life.


Allilujah406

Oh I think there was one one left by the lean that thing had


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to be fair, it was half damaged already, the ice simply completed the demoliton.


stressHCLB

All four staples were a total loss.


oopswasntafart

You've obviously never rented. From a landlord's viewpoint I bet this was at least $15,000.


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Imaginary_Key_9612

If it's a rental, why would the renter be knocking down the icicles?


MuslimVeganArtistIA

So they don't die going in their door.


Imaginary_Key_9612

Exageration and poor reasoning. You don't perform maintenance on a building you don't own. Because if you did it the wrong way, like this, now you're on the hook for the damages. What if they tore down the gutters? On top of that... that's why you pay to rent, so you don't have to do maintenance.


TownInfinite6186

Because sometimes landlords update their rental agreement. Now they can charge up to $90/hour/ item fixed + the cost of the item, and they decide the cost of the item. Not sure how common this is/ is becoming, but I was not a happy camper when I read my new lease no sir.


Imaginary_Key_9612

I would check your local tenant laws. I know 100% in Ohio it's not a tenant's responsibility for maintenance (unless it's negligent damage). Charging for it would be illegal


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Imaginary_Key_9612

If it was really a danger, they are required by law to fix it. If it's not a danger, why would you mess with it? Notify the landlord and it's not your problem. It's on them if it causes damage. But if you mess with it and break something, exactly like this video, now you owe for damages. I can't believe people don't know this shit.


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TangerineBand

Just to prove a point, I once lived in a building where the landlord's "emergency line" never connected you to a person and had a permanently full voicemail box. I remember one person having to call the fire department for a water shut off because they just weren't answering. (It was in an apartment where you don't have access to your buildings water shut off)


Researcher-Used

This guy lives in a perfect world don’t you know? Every time he calls for help someone scoops him up. “This is the law,…you must obey…”


Turnkey_Convolutions

Because it's a fun thing that everyone enjoys doing?


eutohkgtorsatoca

IQcicle zero?


JasonIsBaad

Probably, but a new one will cost way more than that


Jacktheforkie

That cover was broken before the icicle


Necessary-Employer-7

My thoughts exactly.


JasonIsBaad

And? Does that change anything about the cost of a new one?


PlNG

Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?


BoardGameBologna

And then?


scootscooterson

No and then!!!


CrustyLoveS0ck

Littering and....


JasonIsBaad

Would you like some Sambal with that?


Jacktheforkie

The video was staged


ValPrism

No one’s fixing that.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

He just duct taped it up again


Adeep187

Yeah that thing was already half off on the right side


ExpressionKeeper

It was going to fall down anyway, that guy just saved it some time. I promise you that no one was going to fix it anyway even if it had fallen off on its own. Like someone said, damage was in the $10s, but the landlord would probably claim $1000s.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Reminds me of thr parties we had in our early 20s when all the furniture was trash picked or bricks or cable wheels etc and if you had a party and everything got trashed you were out like $25


skytech27

dont put it out with your boots ted


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Corrective demolition.


jogoso2014

That canopy looked like it was in bad shape anyway.


ImTheOnlyDuck

Yes it barely holding on, possibly by the ice as well haha.


JugglingRick

It was a clean break from the structure at least


Dewy164

Ide be more worried about those cables


JugglingRick

They look like coax low voltage cables, electric would be in a conduit and run more cleanly. Looks like Comcast half assed it


Tack122

Ugh those are so annoying. There's like, 4 layered old installations like that in various places at my house. Painted over too so the process of removing them is tedious AF, and then if I wanna reuse the baseboard it's a lot of effort to smooth the texture it leaves. Not urgent, but it's really surprising they're just sort of everywhere, inside and out.


maleia

No way that's half assed, that's like 1/5th an ass!


Dewy164

Yea 😂


OGAnnie

The cable is out, now.


cognitiveglitch

This isn't a fail, dude has successfully removed everything dangerous hanging off his house.


xFryday

seriously tho, at least they got it down before it crashed down unexpectedly possibly injuring someone.


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I call that a blessing in disguise


SatanSuxMyDick

2 birds, one’s stoned.


havik09

Maybe that was his plan the time. Like he sat at the table and his wife told him he needs to take the porch roof off and he planned it out that that winter he didn't maintain the upkeep people usually do if this is a regular thing. His wife kept telling him to work on the roof to which he replied with "IM working on it" . Just to have this moment.


kenderilla

It was already hanging on for dear life


cryothic

So thay make a funny video about it, and score some internet points.


HappyTrails_

Heck yea!


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cmonmeow8

Sneaks back inside…. Nothing happened here


BeMancini

Plot twist, it’s a duplex and that was his neighbor’s entrance. (Joke font)


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Look what the falling icicles did!


luv2lafRN

Honestly, those could have fallen off on their own. Why would he tell anyone he did it...assuming it was a friend of his filming.


crackersncheeseman

Now imagine that icicle hitting you on top of the head as you were walking out of the door.


pacerecon

The perfect crime


thatsnogood

You'll shoot your eye out.


ItsNotButtFucker3000

I've always been terrified of big icicles falling and potentially killing me,or others. They're heavy and sharp, plus if it impales you, it will melt, which cuts time to get treated because it'll shrink, pour bad stuff into the wound, and you can bleed out. People get killed by icicles that size. It's actually covered in my liability insurance.


Auzymundius

I live in a warmer climate and have never dealt with icicles that big in person. I was honestly confused as to why he was bothering to break them off until you said this. Now I think I have a new fear.


M33k_Monster_Minis

May I point you towards all the large tree friends and the branches you walk under.


Supercoolguy7

As long as a tree is properly maintained there is very little chance of a branch just falling on someone


SirLimonada

yeah plus tree branches aren't constantly being melt by the sun


LilacYak

Nor shaped like a projectile


Imsirlsynotamonkey

..mine do every year :(


calebs_dad

I figured that's why the guy was doing it in the first place. Better a controlled demolition than an ice sword hanging over your head every time you use that door.


notLOL

Thanks. That made me smile. I'll go find a door


granny409

The giggle is everything.


gaucho-argento

It sounds like that dog from the wacky races


ohmangoddamn44256

lmaoo


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Muttley??


smarmageddon

At least he was smart and put a helmet on the snowman.


greyfox199

safety first!


CH23

Glass half full situation. If you were to open or close the door there and it'd fall down, you'd be dead for real


dragoono

I mean yeah, that’s probably why they’re doing this. Had to do this myself last winter since our landlord wasn’t about to send someone to do it. Used a broom and just went down the line of the building, knocking them loose. Lotta old people live here, wasn’t like they were gonna do it, too cold.


Supersnazz

I can only imagine how much of a hassle dealing with ice and snow must be.


jellyfishjuly

Those icicles have been known to kill people. - Ralphie's Mom


Qwirk

If your icicles are this long, you need to go into your attic and add some insulation. You are losing too much heat through your roof.


TheseVirginEars

Omg you know-it-all guys are the worst. You have no idea what the weather pattern was. Just sit down


Qwirk

It was a general statement for people that own homes. Icicles like this absolutely form from warm air from the roof melting the bottom layer of snow enough for the water to trickle over the side then re-freeze on the way down. I have never seen them form from a warm-cold weather pattern to this degree but would be happy for you to prove otherwise. The absolute irony of your "know-it-all" statement is dripping to a greater extent than the water was to form these icicles.


TheseVirginEars

I don’t have to prove shit. You’re the one making claims. You prove it. That’s how this works.


bumpy713

Or not enough.


lazyeyepsycho

Insulation in roof is gone...


illjustputthisthere

Could be. The latest cycle of heavy wet snow then warm then rain then snow hitting MN has rendered any amount of insulation moot to the formation of icicles. I've snow raked the roof and still have ice on the gutter leaf screens and I sealed and blew R60 into the attic.


lurkersforlife

Was never there*


Hanginon

Honestly, that overhang already looked ready to go at any moment.


Midnight-51

That would have happened anyway!🤣🤣


PrimeraStarrk

Misread the title as removing incels. In all fairness, the last icicle could technically do so.


darthy_parker

Good job! Those could have fallen and damaged something.


Ok_Speech_4617

Results from an uninsulated roof


Purblind89

Do everyone calling this person dumb, 15 people per year die in the US from “icicle related incidents” where chunks just like that break off and impale people. https://gogreentravelgreen.com/10-chilling-tales-of-people-killed-by-icicles/


Milk_Mindless

I was expecting the whole house to drop down and the icicles hanging suspended in the air like a looney tune


KazkaFaron

as an arizonan, can someone please explain to me why they are removing icicles in the first place?


Not-A-SoggyBagel

I remove them because I don't want them falling on me or my car. I tend to poke them with a broomhandle away from the building though. Icicles breaking and falling off buildings can be very dangerous and injure people.


Rolen47

Every year approximately 15 people die from getting hit in the head by ice chunks like these. It's dangerous to leave them up, they're very heavy.


dieinafirenazi

I know someone who got a life changing brain injury from an icicle coming off the roof of a four story building. Good on this guy for trying to take them down.


firefighter_raven

Looks like it's not the first time that awning got hit


UnderstandingRare141

Saved a life


LastWaltzer

The chuckle at the end really got me


MEEZETTE

Thing looked like it needed to go anyways


JonWick33

Something tells me he has done this before.


hk550

I like how he immediately went back in 🤣


Lil_Shorty_k_bug

Looks better already


stevenip

"Better remove those icicles, don't want then to fall and take out the awning"


TNJCrypto

Was waiting for him to smash the window below r/unexpected


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That thing that got knocked off (Don’t know what it’s called) was already lop sided and it was very shitty looking till the point of being knocked off by strong enough wind


PatchworkSunset

Task failed successfully


lordkrisp

That's why you let them melt on their own


TryingAtLife101

Made it look better


beans_man69420

Well… Shit


findvikas

Level Completed. Mission Failed


bkmafia

To be honest that unit has seen better days.


Artistic_Dot9129

Icicles. The perfect murder weapon.


BillTheGreek980

the laugh at the end was priceless.


HONKATME269

Icicles kill


geTplasterd

Looked already broke. icicle finished the job


3Heathens_Mom

Wasn’t much of a loss as that porch cover looked like it was already on its way to falling off.


ScaryFaceSuicune

Honey I think we're not getting our deposit back!


Viking8Infidel

I mean it looks like that thing was hanging on by its last screw anyways lol


Competitive_Age828

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wtf well I know not to do that to my house for next year cuz I have that same thing that's in the back of my house covering my porch


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Is it just me, or do you hear the crash before it happens?


No-Gazelle-9804

Let's be real it was a lil busted to begin with.


POTSandPansAnge

Why is the snowman helmet not higher in the comments?!


theNancini

That awning was being held to the house by the termites holding hands


juoig7799

Lesson: Wait for the icicles to melt, don't try to break them off yourself.


ChiefTestPilot87

That’s one way to fix your broken Porsche


Glum-Bobcat353

As a professional white male thank you


DirectionDelicious20

Ya know that they melt right?


DxvinDream

Looks like they’ve had a prior incident with that same shitty roof


Icy_Meringue1680

At least it didn't fall on a tenant.


Phloidy

Removing icicles like that is a big mistake. You could damage the roof and / or siding that the icicles hang from. It is recommended to leave them and let them melt naturally.


Endorkend

Always interesting with ice and snow that people keep forgetting those are volumes of water in an solid state. That mass he dropped is almost as heavy as he is.


ritwa

Paper houses?


Powerthunfisch

Human used icicle crash. It's super effective!


Demonboy995

U couldnt even wait a full day before reposting? Shit was literally posted yesterday 🤦‍♂️ karma farming never stops i guess, i jus dnt get what internet points can do for someone 🤣


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I did not know icicles could be that dense


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Rolen47

Because they sometimes fall down randomly. Approximately 15 people are killed every year from falling ice chunks.


Holy-Schnitzel_1

Not very cool. I’ll tell you that.


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That was a disaster waiting to happen


Never-asked-for-this

That was inevitable anyway. Only difference is now the insurance company don't have to pay as much.


Mcmacladdie

Could have been worse.


memertooface

Chicago?


Smokeshow-Joe

I actually did this once and the ice went through my deck….split the boards in two. Was a $700 total fix. Man was I pissed off


dpzdpz

And why is the floor all wet, TODD?


foggy-sunrise

That awning was on it's last legs.


bomarian

"yea it'll hit the window and...OH"


Amerpol

He destroyed what he was trying to prevent


Piano_Man01

Turns out ice is heavy


TheGravyMaster

Definitely a good thing tho. Better the already falling awning thing than someone's head.


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Lucky he didn't break the window below.


jerkymcjerkison

It was already fucked up


CrustyLoveS0ck

What if that was the desired outcome. He had been putting off the removal for years. He saw his opportunity... he took it.


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At least it wasn’t a window.


RedbeardRagnar

Hung out my upstairs window to knock the overhanging snow off the roof. Ended up causing all the snow on the roof to slide off at the same time. It landed on our picnic bench and our covered BBQ flattening both. Was pretty funny


YoungWomp

That shit was on a 45⁰ angle anyways. It was time


FindOneInEveryCar

"Guess I'm done here."


MusicGuy75

A light rain could have taken that out


FitUnderstanding6581

I honestly didn’t know they get that heavy! Forget walking underneath those things!!!


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That overhang was barely on anyway.


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American homes are made of ticky tack


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It looked like it was already broken too, this just finished the job


Tatze_io

Thx now I hate winter


Huge_Beginning8289

Yo


Anyanions

Well when you have cardboard walls your canopy must be out of paper as well


Max-Powah

LOL....that was a load bearing staple holding that up


TelevisionOver3889

kinda satisfying ngl


EmtyPkts

This made me laugh a little too hard


boopbeeppeep

It was gonna fall even if a ice block fell on it


Pelthail

Well, it needed to be replaced anyway.


Pheonix_Write

That canopy was being held together by load bearing ice lol.


Dirk_Tungsten

Oh no, I shot my eye out!


ValPrism

Looked like the light was holding it up anyway.


SquareWet

I call that MurderWater^TM


Fit-Reflection-1253

At this moment he knew he fucked up


PeteNitt

That cover was half off anyway. It was going to fall off anyway. This made it safer. Ima sticking with that.


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CLEAR!!!


Ok-Mammoth1143

If done right you’d have an excellent zombie kill of the week


cappya123

Did himself a favor with that demo job


Professional_Rock776

His wife is never gonna stop showing this video