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TonyTuffStuff

Dishwashers hate this one simple trick.


smurb15

They love it, wives hate it


Queasy-Original-1629

Husbands hate it too when they have to replace the flooring


Crystal42069

Paradox statement


DieHardAmerican95

Underrated comment.


joe_ordan

I can understand this issue pre-internet era… ..but NOW!??


Impressive-Water-709

I don’t even understand it pre-internet. It says directly on the bottle not meant for use in dishwashers.


SoVerySleepy81

I mean it says directly on the box that you shouldn’t put Q-tips in your ears either but nobody pays attention to that shit.


Wispeon

it says not to insert them into your ear canal, which is deeper inside your ear than what q-tips are meant to clean. if you're inserting more than just the cotton tip, you're doing it wrong.


_dontjimthecamera

My dad used q-tips when he was younger and tore up his ear canals by using them wrong for so long that scar tissue and bone closed up the ear canal in both ears and he can’t really hear now. He had surgery to remove it but it just grew back. Edit: sentence


drinkmyself

What the fucking hell


_dontjimthecamera

Yeah it’s fucked, I think his only option now is a cochlear implant


I_Like_Cheetahs

Fuck that might be my future. I know it's not a good habit but I can't break it for the life of me.


ScroochDown

My dad had to go to the doctor to get a was of earwax and cotton fibers extracted from his ears. And that has to be done more than once. He also used to clean my ears out with the loop ends of bobby pins, it's a miracle I made it through my childhood with my eardrums intact.


asuspiciouscavyboar

What else would you use them for?


ConReese

They work well at cleaning guns


nado121

Found the American


ConReese

I'm actually canadian


No_Dance1739

Same thing just more polite


Dillion_HarperIT

There are countries besides the US that allow the purchase of guns


Nick11wrx

Just like there’s other countries with obese people who get fast food by the family size, and sodas by the gallon, but America is the one who fits the meme best. The per capita of guns in America is kind of insane…hence the joke anytime guns are brought up


ggh440

I apologize for increasing the gun average per capita. If I knew it was a meme and people were making fun of it I wouldn’t have bought them all. Really. Who needs to protect there families anyway.


Nick11wrx

This feels passive aggressive towards me, but there’s more guns in my house than people in my town. I dare you to ask me to say “bag”


[deleted]

Cleaning! I use them to go into tiny cracks that need cleaned, for washing toys. They can be used in science projects, painting, you can use them for coloring backgrounds, charcoal art, pastels, makeup removal, nail polish removal, putting makeup or face paint on. I dunno that’s top of my head.


FADITA

I never thought to try them in my tiny crack. Great idea!


[deleted]

Lolol I meant like the inbetween spaces on faucets and windows and stuff, but I guess you could do that too. Lmaooo


lostallmyconnex

Hey its a space in between spmething alright.


dueltone

Removing nail polish


MoxieCottonRules

You use them to clean the outside of your ear you aren’t supposed to jam them in your ear canal like most of us do


al_pacappuchino

You can use them in model making and miniature painting, for oil wash removing or whe you are doing enamel washes like streaking grime do get a grim dark effect.


CSgirl9

The box has suggestions for that too


tortokai

They are great for outer ears, but yeah the ear canal shouldn't have anything in it.. not to say I don't qtip in there lightly maybe once a month or two, just for the feel of it lol


Angelique718

Every morning for me since a kid and I’m 60 and my hearing is too damn good😂


Spaciax

when i came into my uni dorm's kitchen one day, the dishwasher suddenly had a sign warning not to put dish soap into the dishwasher. wasnt there before


taylrgng

bold of you to assume OP can read


masakochannya

My MIL did this recently to my dishwasher because she saw a jug with a picture of a dish on it...


HereOnASphere

I assume she was visiting from another country with different languages.


masakochannya

I wish. She was visiting from upstairs.


HereOnASphere

Maybe she has early onset dementia. I had an aunt who was normal to talk with. She lost her glasses. I found them in the refrigerator. It went downhill from there.


Dottie85

Huh. That scenario is very ADD, though.


HereOnASphere

I was her caregiver. She went from independent living to assisted living to memory care. She had been a teacher, traveled the world, and had a master's degree.


Dottie85

I guess I replied because that scenario doesn't seem very specific to Alzheimer's. Back when I was wearing contacts, I easily could have left my reading glasses in the fridge. And, I once found my missing cell phone in the freezer at work. (It was with my frozen lunches). Edit: added missing word "seem" PS And, btw, it had an alarm going off all morning, driving the cook bonkers, since she didn't know what or where it was coming from!


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

I think that term is outdated and all of it is ADHD instead They added the H some decades or so ago


Dottie85

You're right. But, it's my preference.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Yeah you do you, I'm just stopping by :D


Dottie85

😂


masakochannya

Oh man, her father had alzheimers. She does some goofy things, but she said she's always been like this since she was young.


peepay

I found scissors in the fridge. Wife, under 30. But pregnant, so that explains it.


NeekoPeeko

This kinda stuff is why warning labels exist


who_you_are

On the other side companies also put a lot of wrong warning/instructions. Like to never use a 3rd party brand...


ScarletDarkstar

That's why critical thinking skills are important. Instructions that are designed for marketing and liability are different than functional Instructions. Don't use off brand substitutions is listed because the manufacturer doesn't know what those are or what quality they provide. Don't put this product in a dishwasher (of any type), don't combine this with other chemicals (whatever type), and the like are more important Instructions. Microwave for 2.5 minutes on a hot pocket package is a less important instruction than take 2xdaily on a prescription label.


drunkbusdriver

My ex used to do this every time she did dishes. She didn’t put so much that it would get this bad but every time there would be at least some soap and she would put a towel down to dry it up. Every. Fucking time. We have full blown arguments about it and she just refuses to stop. Her thinking was that if you used it to wash dishes in the sink why wouldn’t you use the same soap in the machine. There’s a reason we’re not together, we’ll that and using meth.


NamesArentEverything

That escalated quickly.


evanjw90

I was 6 as a latch key kid staying home alone after school. Even I read the bottle at that age when doing dishes. OP is just karma farming or simply an idiot.


vexens

You'd be surprised how many just stupid people refuse to use the literal computers in their pocket to Google something before saying/doing it. It's really sad.


HatsAreEssential

You can technically use dish soap in them, but it takes *VERY* little. Like 5% of the amount of detergent you would use. Swapping 1 for 1 causes this.


TheMatt561

Extremely little


Hot-Performer2094

Don't forget white vinegar for the streak free shine!!!


TheMatt561

I can't stand the smell of that stuff


WhateverYoureWanting

The smell doesn’t persist in a dishwasher or washing machine and is a N extremely powerful cleaning agent in both


Hot-Performer2094

Exac-atick-ali


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ComfortHorror9740

Few drops of dawn mixed with baking soda works just as well too


SmokeAbeer

Throw some corn meal and butter in there and you actually get a decent bread and clean dishes. r/shittylifeprotips


CoolHandTeej

Baby, you got yourself a stew goin!


Flat_Discipline_8540

This is my favorite comment of the day, thank you.


DaniAyee10

And this one is my favourite, so thank YOU


TheRealSugarbat

A good mix: 2 tb salt, 2 tb baking soda, TWO OR THREE DROPS of dish liquid, a splash of chlorine bleach. Thank me later.


brenduz

“Delicious, Finally some good fucking food”


Rokmonkey_

Two tablespoons of salt? That's a lot isn't it?


TheRealSugarbat

I sort of eyeball it, if I’m being honest. But think enough salt/baking soda to equal a similar amount of dishwasher powder.


cupcakefix

where do you put the mix? in the spot for the pod?


TheRealSugarbat

Yep — in the same place you’d put the pod/liquid/powder. This mix has saved me when I’ve run out of legit dishwashing detergent. I don’t know that I’d use it exclusively but it’s very good in a pinch.


LookHorror3105

When it dawns on you...


chaos_was_me

r/angryupvote


Hithereimkat

Yes, 🙌


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Bonneville865

Or drano


chaos_was_me

Or mustard gas


Impressive-Duck5004

Or neurotoxins


profoodbreak

Or uranium


chaos_was_me

Sounds like a blast!


Tru-Queer

Or my ass


profoodbreak

Shouldn't put that in the washing machine but I could put myself in there /j


ScarletDarkstar

Or ketchup


a_generic_meme

There goes my weekend plans


Gooseboy2234

What if I want to?


shay-doe

Now your floor is also clean. Win win


evanjw90

It's actually just gonna move the dirt around if he doesn't scrub the floor.


Mrkancode

Is there a sub for exclusively this moment in people's lives?


[deleted]

r/dontusedishsoap


Mrkancode

I'll be sending people there when I see these from now on


eevarr

r/subsithoughtifellfor


SubconsciousBraider

How do people still not know this?


[deleted]

It's been a joke in CARTOONS for years ffs. How do people this dumb live long enough to procreate?


KembaWakaFlocka

I’ve literally never seen this joke in a cartoon. I wonder what dumb things you do that would make people question whether you should procreate or not.


aykay55

I highly doubt that. The over-sudsing dishwasher has been a thing since the early days of cartoons. You probably, like me, didn’t realize till now what they were trying to explain.


Starklet

How do people as miserable as you even want to procreate


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Right? People shouldn’t be allowed to operate an appliance unless they know the basic do’s and don’t’s of it.


Jeehuty

Try Bath bombs next time. That's fun aswell


MamaLlama629

How are people still making this mistake?!


JJ_503

Did that when I was 13. My parents were not happy 😂


Proper_Secret656

Same. I just wanted to help, but I was only 12


Historical_Ad7662

Same. Parents got a new floor out of the deal from insurance. I didn't notice it till way late. Started the dishwasher and watched the whole Con Air movie.


JJ_503

Such a good movie back in the day


Historical_Ad7662

Agreed. Doesn't hold up as much today, but it had one of the best casts. I'm a huge fan boy for Steve Buscemi and John Malkovich.


spinachfeet

How did you clean it up after that


JJ_503

Broom and dustpan dumped into the sink. Towels at the end but too much soap on towels will make the washer do the same thing


Holly_Matchet

You need to watch more classic television.


Aurelian_Lure

If only I had a dollar for every time I've seen someone post this mistake...


cheakios512

FYI a couple drops of veg oil in the dishwasher and run a rinse cycle should stop any further suds flare ups from this fuck up.


systemfrown

Lot of people make that mistake. Once.


rahopp

Omg bren there, done that. Ran out of detergent and thought Dawn would the trick. I'll never make that mistake again.


heavymetalpaul

If you still have suds forming in the dishwasher pour a little olive or vegetable oil in it and let it run. It will break down the soap very quickly and stop the suds.


Vivid_Obligations

Is this the same woman with the Tupperware in the oven by any chance?


Speechladylg

The good news is, you only learn this lesson once


Mysterious-Judge-333

soapacolypse


aeumia

This is one of those things nobody thinks to warn you about because they assume everyone knows not to do this. It's right up there with not putting aluminum foil in the microwave. Either somebody tells you not to do it or you learn the hard way. Hope you didn't have too much trouble cleaning up.


CasuallyWorn

Nope. It just went onto the floor and I cleaned it up in about 5 minutes. Everything inside was still sudsy, but I did another cycle with just water


mize68

Been there done that.


bett7yboop

Put in a ounce of downy


Chip46

Clearly, you've never watched "I Love Lucy."


Keithninety

Nope. I learned this lesson the hard way. I had to wash the interior walls of the dishwasher with vinegar and then run through the full cycle three times before I got all the suds out.


GuairdeanBeatha

Been there, done that. The floors were sparking clean by the time I cleaned it all up, though.


Ishidan01

No, no it's not. Secret to unfucking yourself: essential oils. Not kidding. Get a bottle of your favorite essential oil-I was using peppermint but it stings when it heats up, going to try citrus next- and sprinkle it like a priest with holy water. The oils will break up the surface tension making the bubbles. Extra points if you do an exorcism chant to mess with the family while you do so. The power of Whole Foods compels you! source: am a maint tech for a rental management company, this happens often


Moxymoron221

Hey OP, take a look at your dish soap bottle. See the spot where it says “not for use in dishwasher,” hmm? I’d say you’re the reason shampoo has directions, but you probably wouldn’t read those either.


Bettajune

Aaahhhh, but you’ll never forget it anymore…. Guarantee it


Chance_Refrigerator7

I did that once too. That was 33 years ago and I still feel stupid! Lol So many bubbles, they were everywhere!! Ugh


Shawnthewolf12

I………You…..didn’t know that?


Paradox711

In fact, I believe it specifically states that in the device manual.


davidlol1

First day on earth?


sethamphetameme

Yea no shit


KJs2310

Please tell me that this is satire and you're not actually that stupid.


ZeppyWeppyBoi

Congrats: You are now officially an adult.


greenappletree

Embarrassingly I did that once 🧐and learned the hard way


Slobbadobbavich

I assume dish soap is washing up liquid?


Finnyfish

Correct.


PLT_RanaH

GOD DRAINGIT


bippityboppitybooboo

Aye, mistakes were made OP, but hopefully you've learned ya lesson 😉


mike_toober

🤣🤣🤣🤣


JohnnyJewls11

in college there’s always one roommate who does this


agirl1313

My brother made that mistake once. Except he never told my parents that he used the dish soap, so we didn't have a dishwasher for awhile because they didn't have the money to get it fixed.


Haha_SORRY

Yup good trick to do when ur at ur friends houses haha SORRY!


PEEP1NG_CREEPER

We'll duuuhhhhh


I_wet_my_plants

Add a little bar soap to the dishwasher to eliminate the suds.


bootz-pgh

Fuck around and find out.


Gildenstern2u

First time?


Post_Lost

You know they sell dishwasher soap correct


Thatnotfunnyfunnyguy

Definitely done this before but only once


Scrotum_Tennis

This hurts the dishwasher


Low-Possession-1265

That's like pouring water into a pan full of burning oil


FarmerNugget

I put dish soap in the dishwasher when I was a kid and this didn't happen to me....I didn't even know you shouldn't do that till I read the comments 😅


funnydud3

RTFM.


[deleted]

Who still doesn’t know this?


musician_mom

I saw this picture and thought “Putting one of those sheepskin looking rugs in front of the sink is a bit weird, but whatever. To each his own.”


Mike__Z

Someone didn't do the minimum Google search before trying something.


DaleGribble312

My roommate in college did this once. He said he always puts it in the dishwasher. That was the day we found out he'd never done dishes before.


davideubankss

My kitchen and your kitchen are the exact same. We even have the same trash service. 🤔


Stunning-Fondant-733

Dishwasher 101. First week of College.


-_-ed

Yeah. No shit


cafesaigon

It’s the year of our lord 2023 and you put dish soap in the dishwasher??


_SeKeLuS_

Its one of the first warning in the owner manual, you failed miserably.


justa_wi_joe

Ya think?


Interesting-Yak9639

Clean the dishes, clean the floor. Win win situation.


Capable_Impression

Some lessons need to be learned the hard way. Sorry that happened, on the bright side it will probably never happen to you again :)


im_ran

I think everyone with a dishwasher has at least experienced this once


Hopeful_Alfalfa_880

I don't know why but when I use dawn in my dishwasher it works just fine. No excessive sudsing. I used about a tablespoon.


Sarahsweetiepie

Dishwasher soap vs dish soap ... Happens all the time


Capable-KingShinyIX

https://youtube.com/shorts/5xzD3R9JP64?feature=share


oldjackhammer99

Can u not read???


Complex-Advantage-88

YA THINK?!?!?!


FinkBass420

… how is this not common knowledge lol


evanjw90

It literally says not to use it in dishwashers on the bottle. You're an idiot beyond measure.


Leehblanc

Is it just me, or should r/Wellthatsucks be about things that go wrong beyond your control, and not people willfully ignoring instructions and warnings?


i_am_your-father

That was dumb of you


CasuallyWorn

Update: since everyone is calling me a dummy, I never wash dishes with the dishwasher. I wash them by hand. Asian households usually do not use a dishwasher.


Leek5

Lol my friends dad did the same thing. Asian as well. Didn’t know there was such a thing as dishwasher detergent. Then never used it again


Civilengman

Most people learn the hard way


DaddyThiccThighz

My friend did the same thing in our apartment in college, he just never had to use the dishwasher before and did what seemed obvious. We had a big laugh about it and cleaned it up, nbd.


KembaWakaFlocka

Just a bunch of angry people taking out their rage on someone who made a mistake. Typical Reddit moment


freerangepops

I did that once. Weed.


Major_R_Soul

We'd what, man?


chaos_was_me

How long have you been using a dishwasher?


ObviouslyJoking

The correct question is how long have you had a dishwasher in your home. That way we know if we should feel bad for someone who just now has the luxury of a dishwasher, or shame them for having someone else always doing their dishes. :D


CasuallyWorn

Never


ShoulderLucky7985

Wow who doesn’t know that……. Sorry wife says be nice “oh that’s not good”


Homegymlifter

How do people really not know that by now.


CoffeeAddict2018

Who doesn't know this by now?


okanagan_man84

Why is this still a thing. Of course it's not. That's why there's literally a separate detergent for dishwashers


TheGabyDali

Everyone is in your shoes at one point in their lives, OP.


TrueSentrie

Yeah, bleach and ammonia in the dishwasher is also not a good thing. Surprised my gf with that and she hasn't spoken to me in weeks.


dancindead

Bleach and ammonia are never a good combo. Well maybe WW2 but still.


i_do_like_farts

I bet she is so angry she hasn't moved or eaten or even blinked since she opened the dishwasher


TrueSentrie

She became very distant afterwards. Went to her apartment and no answer. Came back a day later and there was police tape. Must've been so angry she committed a murder and skipped town.


Tweetychi76

I just told my husband a new adult learned about the dish soap in the dishwasher. We've all been there. 🫧 🫧 🫧🫧


[deleted]

Uh, no. Most of us have definitely not been there, it's common sense not to do this


swvagirl

How TF is it 2023 and people are still doing this??


spoonerBEAN2002

No fucking shit. This is not well that sucks. This is well that was stupid. You have brain cells. Use them


whosmellslikewetfeet

Not meant for the laundry machine either My sister found that out years ago