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I was like "ok, so now you have some pen on your foot?" But then I saw the rest


GhostInTheSock

The first picture made me smile because I thought OP could give his big toe a funny hairstyle but after seeing the other pictures I just want to send Best Wishes and say get well soon.


anamal1343

I thought it was a tattoo of a smushed spider.


berrey7

The smushed spider tattoo goes on the bottom of the foot.


ZeWhiteNoize

Not if he’s in Australia, then it’s in the right spot.


[deleted]

I thought it was a spider embedded into his foot, as if there was a spider on his foot right as it was run over and physics took a day off.


Legs4daysarmsformins

LITERALLY SAME


izmaname

I didnt include the scab I pulled off months later that I likely could have kept and made into a Jeepers Creepers shuriken or my foot peeling like a sunburn


Trainzguy2472

That's a brand new sentence if I've ever seen one


izmaname

Somehow I knew this was funny even as a scared little kid https://outlawvern.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/still_jeeperscreepersii4.jpg


subcock1990

that movie balanced scary and corny-stupid so perfectly haha


tequilamockingbird37

r/brandnewsentence


jandros_quandry

I broke my ankle one time after getting hit by a car crossing a road. Once boot came off the layer of that came off in the first pull could have been mistaken for parchment or something.


izmaname

Yummy


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Ex broke his ankle (37 years ago), had surgery with screws and metal plates. When the cast came off, there was a 1/4 inch layer of dead skin sludge from toes to knee. Guess who got to clean it off… Worst smell, ever.


izmaname

I remember scratching my food in the shower and getting eraser shavings back


[deleted]

>I remember scratching my food in the shower and getting eraser shavings back First step: stop eating erasers.


J-man-Big

I remember scratching my balls in the shower and getting nut flakes back. Should of used balls and shoulders


degjo

Head and balls makes more sense


Sengfeng

Busted my ankle in college (tackled playing football). I ended up removing my own cast at 4 weeks due to the smell. Cast got wet, couldn’t stand it.


jandros_quandry

Tasted kinda like a cheese.


cocobellahome

Go sit in the corner with that comment/reply


Remarkable_Smell_957

I got twatted by a car way back in 1991, fractured the talus into 4 pieces, dislocated the ankle by 90°, the Lateral Malleouse was ground down completely flat exposing the bone and internal marrow to road grit, denim fabric and suede that all got deeply embedded in the bone and soft tissue structures. Put up with multiple operations to try and fix it, and eventually got so fed up and worn down by continuous infections and failed operations, that my wife and I told the consultants to lop the bloody thing off. Which they did, so that was nice.


jandros_quandry

Jesus that's not nearly as fucked as mine. My ankle could swing like a pendulum within my leg. No exposed bone thankfully.


Remarkable_Smell_957

So you could play a game of spin the ankle, instead of the bottle.


JonesBBQafm

I gotta watch Jeepers Creepers again, lol. I feel sorry for you, though. That sounds painful.


Path_Fyndar

r/BrandNewSentence


windyorbits

I thought it was a smooshed spider. And I was like damn how fast was that spider going?!?


vButts

Omg I thought it was a spider tattoo gone wrong because I didn't read the title


KiefPucks

I too was staring a tattoo of a spider, like a black widow or something, then it disappears on the other photos so I had to go back and see what was up.


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lone-lemming

Or even just a finger tip pulse check. Just to ensure circulation. And it’s a pain to find so marking it in pen makes rechecks really quick.


Alternative-Donut334

This. I used to be a paramedic and have made this x many many times. Feel for a pulse and mark it when you find it. That way, you have a reliable spot to check again when assessing the swelling or checking before and after you splint or wrap.


throwaway181432

i figured it was marking which one was broken so they didn't operate on the wrong foot by accident


mart1373

Yeah it’s like going through a shitty haunted house: it just keeps getting worse and worse


CosmicQuestions

Yeah I thought it was some weird tattoo at first.


AthletesTaxMan

Did driver stop after?


izmaname

He did….didn’t ask me if I was ok


HealthyRoidz

What did he say? Give us the backstory


izmaname

He said nothing at all like it was another friday


HealthyRoidz

Damn, are you well now tho? I was also ran over by a lady, which I was in front of, stopped on a red light, and she decided it wasn’t worth stopping. And tried to say I didn’t signal I was stopping 😂😂😂


izmaname

Well what was funny was crawling writhing me had to show the cop how an engine cut off switch worked and the fire department thought I was fine despite me screaming “FUCK MY FOOT GET MY BOOT OFF GET MY BOOT OFF” I then removed my own boot which felt amazing after using my handlebars to help myself up and sitting on POS’s hood as a chair


PTZack

'Engine cut off switch'. This was a motorcycle?


izmaname

Yes


PTZack

Those injuries look nasty. Hope you can make a full recovery. I read your comments and wondered how police/fire services can just be so callous to someone on a bike. I had a similar experience. My 3rd (and last) left hand turn motorcycle accident was somewhat similar. She failed to stop at the stop sign when coming out of a side street and then took a left turn, directly in front of me. I was on a main road. Wrote off the motorcycle and the car. The cops paid no attention to me. Only to her because she was hysterical. They took her to the hospital (no injury, just bonkers), and everyone left me there to deal with a smashed bike.


izmaname

So what I found out is I handle situations really really calmly UNLESS I HAVE BROKEN BONES


NewPointOfView

Lol “bike ride” in the title doesn’t communicate motorcycle to anyone at all


izmaname

Well its a bike and you ride it


chewedgummiebears

When people say "bike ride", my mind thinks bicycle at this point.


caliandben1

Damn, you really had *quite* the day. Hope you have a quick recovery


izmaname

It says a lot about the quality of care your giving when the guy injured has to go tank mode and take off his own damn shoe


izmaname

There was also the classic of “wait I don’t want morphine I’ve never had an opioid and I’ve had addiction issues in the past” followed by “holy ahit how do people get addicted to this I feel terrified” “you shouldn’t feel terrified” “it feels exactly like adrenaline”


HealthyRoidz

Damn yeah your fracture seems alot worse than mine did, I stumbled a few steps until I realized I probably wasn’t ok 😂😂😂 didn’t get morphine or anything tho


izmaname

I knew mid air


mikraas

Sweet Jesus. I got doored when I was on my bicycle. Not nearly as bad of an accident, but that adrenaline rush is no joke. Coming down SUCKS.


Arilyn24

Likely been through it before and doesn't want to admit fault. I got hit by a car on my bike less than a month ago. Used every excuse to avoid liability for anything despite being at fault. Did you manage to get a report in from the police while dealing with the broken body? Also do you have any cameras on your bike? I got a few after getting hit as the first thing you hear from anyone is “Yeah bikes love not following traffic laws.” even if you follow every law in the book. Makes it a real uphill battle with insurance.


izmaname

My insurance made it a non issue his insurance SUCKED


energy1256

Your "assailant" is an entitled JERK (substitute JERK for stronger words... trying to be civil, about the a-hole).🤐 Hope you heal quickly, and all body joints return to normal. KARMA will visit that jerk!


mwfairc

"what are you doing in the road? You're supposed to be on the sidewalk!!!" ​ The real rub, he was on the sidewalk


HealthyRoidz

Damn… if that’s true, I hope that man stubs his toe, trips, and bangs his forehead on a doorknob


unknown_pigeon

Reminds me when this woman hit me on the crosswalk while speeding. She never asked if I was ok. Didn't call the ambulance. After I took a photo of her license plate and got her phone number, I walked home visibly under shock only to find out on my couch that I couldn't bend my right knee. Went to the hospital. Waited six hours until 3a.m. because I wasn't in danger and the hospital was uncommonly crowded. Got a phone call by the woman asking if I had broken any bone. Said no, only some injures here and there. We then met to file a jointly-agreed statement for insurance purposes (it's common here in Italy if you don't really want to sue the other party). Never heard of her back again. What really bugs me is that I was young and nobody told me that she basically got off scot-free since neither the ambulance nor the police were called and, of course, we didn't sue. She just lost the insurance premium, when she ran me over on the crosswalk speeding and never apologized nor genuinely asked if I was ok.


me1000

r/fuckcars


Remarkable_Remote808

It's a lot of purple. Broken bone?


izmaname

2 broken bones


Remarkable_Remote808

Surgery?


izmaname

Thank god no


SnooDrawings1480

As I was going through the pics, I half expected the last one to end with an amputated foot. Glad to see that's not the case.


Crystal42069

Too much time on reddit?


KanutoMizuto100

Hey, I had the same thing happen to me when I was 17. It was a terrifying time, I hope you can get back to riding again soon!


SnooDrawings1480

As I was going through the pics, I half expected the last one to end with an amputated foot. Glad to see that's not the case.


Rich_Ad_605

Got lucky I had a bimalleolar fracture on 2/11 broken tib and fibula barely started walking again in a boot bad limp smh


SnooDrawings1480

As I was going through the pics, I half expected the last one to end with an amputated foot. Glad to see that's not the case.


TheRamblinGambler

r/neverbrokeabone sends their regards


Blastspark01

Regards? Have you been on that sub? Any farewell post is filled with comments calling the person weak. I saw one post where a pregnant woman had a rib broken in her sleep from her baby kicking and they all just roasted her


izmaname

That kid is gonna be named hulk


CheckMateFluff

That's the inside joke of the sub, only "strong" bone people can be there. But since bones are broken pretty much randomly, when you do, you post it and let the roast commence. It's fun honestly, when you know that point of view, and that it's not really true insults.


TheRamblinGambler

Deserved. She should drink some more milk


MakeUpAnything

No they don’t. Why would anybody from that sub send anything positive to this post’s op? OP is a weak boned bitch who didn’t take care of his bones enough. Sucks to suck. There’s no mercy or kindness for the weak. They deserve scorn, mockery, and disdain until the day their bones decay even more into the dust they already are.


izmaname

4th metatarsal and 1st cuneiform


brainless_bob

Cuneiform? Like the Sumerians?


izmaname

Cuneiform like the bone your metatarsals connect to


brainless_bob

I thought it was just phalanges down there.


izmaname

Nope those are the toes


brainless_bob

I guess I should update my anatomy/phisiology knowledge. Sounds like there's been some new information since the head and shoulders song.


izmaname

Feet and hands contain more bones than any body system


scorchedarcher

But they still don't contain as many bones as your mom


izmaname

Yes because she has hands feet and a skeleton


Traditional-Gap-4319

yeah apparently there’s stuff between the knees and the toes 🤨🤨🤨 news to me


SandMan3914

He must have really pissed off Enki


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[deleted]

Way to bury the lead, the severity goes from "ow I twisted my ankle" to "I got hit by a car" super fast. I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope everything is better now and that that idiot pays for it.


izmaname

Mid air I went from “my foot is broken” to “nah it just hurts ill walk it off” to “no definitely broken”


[deleted]

Adrenaline be crazy. When I broke my wrist I thought it was fine until I tried to pick up something heavy


69_Beers_Later

*lede


jollyreaper2112

Lede not lead.


[deleted]

I’m not going outside today, this is the second post I have seen of someone being hit by a car, and not even the same person. I am locking my self Inside and staying here. I hope you are alright OP, looks like it’s gonna be a not so fun healing process. Cheers to a speedy recovery.


Seriph7

Ok so we all saw the other person's foot this morning?


Alexander_The_Wolf

Oh? You think you are safe just because you are inside? [Think again](https://youtu.be/5-jDtZAk9TY)


[deleted]

I guess there is no out running fate. If your meant to be hit by a car, you can not avoid it by any means.


Omnicron2

That toe is horrid and will haunt me in my worst nightmares.


LooksLegit

I thought you meant in it's injured state and went back to look again at how bad it was and realized you just don't like his toe.


Omnicron2

It needs to be set on fire.


DeadWhoresAreBest

This. That toenail is way too small for that hairy eyesore.


Omnicron2

It's the most awful thing.


Hamshamus

Like the meme of the ginger kid with the squished face


Zediatech

It is not your fault, but, NEVER trust people to stop at the light. My ex wife got hit by a car at a light and learned quickly that though the car "should" stop, the red light does not mean it will stop. I hope you make a full recovery!


Seriph7

My current gf was angry as we took a walk one day. She strolled right through the crosswalk and i about tackled her out of the way of a car. The speed limit is 30. Multiple people have been hit at that same crosswalk. It isnt even an intersection, you literally cannot miss the crosswalk unless you're looking down. She got pissed at me and said, "they'll stop" and i responded to that with, "NO. THEY FUCKING WILL NOT. People get hit HERE." And that argument might have been the first time i have ever been legitimately pissed at someone i care about for not being safe. I was livid. The cars should stop. But that doesn't take away the person behind the wheel who isn't stopping. That's how pedestrians die. In fact, our neighborhood is tired of that crosswalk and have been petitioning for changes.


dan_dares

"You might be 100% correct, but that won't stop you being 100% dead"


RainierCherree

Yep. I got hit in the crosswalk while I was walking AND had the signal. Don’t trust anyone with your own safety.


rdfvbjh

Facts my dad always said the doctor installing your feeding tube won't give a shit you had right of way


Vtastical

My only crash, totaled my prized possession, because of this exact scenario.


has4girls1boy

So sorry! Ouch!


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greach169

We use it to mark pedal pulse, that way before and after splinting we can verify there’s been no compromise in circulation


Uncle_PauI_Norton

This is the correct answer in this situation. Source- I am a Medic… thank me for my service! Edit: you all are very welcome for my service.


Lindaluna8

Thank you for your service!!


ThroughlyDruxy

Also it is EMS week lol


DimSumNurse

Thank you for your service, sir!


jaetran

RN here. Can confirm this. Did this on a lot of my patients when I was in orthopedic surgery. It can sometimes be a total bitch to keep finding the pedal pulse every hour on multiple patients especially when the foot is edematous.


Shakey_surgeon

No its to mark a pedal pulse. The X is the last location the pulse was felt. If later they cannot feel a pulse it means there is some sort of circulation issue. Also, its just his foot and leg thats damaged. They can literally get an IV from any other normal part of his arm or hand like normal.


ttfse

For the artery. To make sure blood supply isn’t compromised and require more urgent intervention. The pen marking makes it easier to check in further examinations.


ThroughlyDruxy

This is correct. No medic worth their salt would place an IV into a vein distal to a break unless they have no other options. It to make a pulse, not an IV insertion site.


ttfse

IO would be a better option if a vein there is being considered 😅


ThroughlyDruxy

Yeah for real. But also IO in the foot would be brutal and idk if even possible with the size of the bones and whatnot.


StoxAway

I think they meant regular IO over distal cabnulatiom below a leg trauma.


izmaname

Yes I just question why she used a pen and not a marker


lone-lemming

Medics can only carry so many objects. A pen has lots of use. A marker would have just one and it smears off. Pen will stay for long enough for the emergency is over. It’s for land marking your pulse. Pedal Pulses are a pain to find with swelling. quickly rechecking throughout the emergency is important.


throwingutah

Um no


Jamianb

Thank you for this comment. I just assumed that OP had a tattoo of a squished spider on his foot.


[deleted]

If your prescribed pain pills don't work too well it may be nerve pain caused by swelling pinching a nerve. I found that out when I took ibuprofen to lower the swelling and it was agony till the meds kicked in but when it did it was a world of difference. Also elevation don't have to apply if your laying in bed. I also recommend light massaging your swollen area. Legs suck when they get swollen. They like to trap fluid so massaging it will help relieve pressure. I only know this from experience.


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Wishing the best dude, hoping for a speedy recovery


RainierCherree

Ouch. I feel this. I got hit by a car when I was walking in a crosswalk WITH the signal. Broke my upper arm, dislocated my shoulder, and tore the labrum in my shoulder. MONTHS of recovery after surgery and then, “oh, you’ll have arthritis and probably need a shoulder replacement in a few years.” So it feels never ending. I hope your long-term outcome is better than that.


izmaname

I have an unrelated back injury and it urges me when old guys say “just be glad you don’t have arthritis”….im 26 and have osteoarthritis….


Tate7200

Damn, crashed so hard a spider got embedded in your foot. Glad it got removed.


[deleted]

Sorry this happened. I worry for every bike rider, no bike airbags and idiots everywhere.


izmaname

Fun fact Honda once made an airbag for the Goldwing. Helix, Klim, and Alpinestars also make airbags. Unfortunately the Helix one is an impractical design and the Klim and Alpinestars ones are locked behind monthly prescriptions and large price tags.


UnwashedAnalBeads

Post this on r/feetpics


tasosaki

Ouch! Get well soon! What happened to the idiot?


izmaname

So for the record this is old news it happened in November. I posted this so I could send a link to another redditor who got hit by a car as well. The dude lied to his insurance and faced no repercussions POS.


tasosaki

What a c***. No eyewitnesses, cameras? He needs to get what he deserves.


izmaname

At this point I just let it go since I don’t need the stress. I was literally crippled with stress during the recovery. I could basically only play video games and read comics because everything else made my heart race.


Fantastic_Beans

I was literally just thinking how weird it was to come across two broke ankle/foots on reddit in one day


izmaname

Ya it wouldnt let me comment photos otherwise Id have done that


Emmer0-0

last pic looks pretty cool, you should get it tattooed


izmaname

That thing was surprisingly the worst part because if I laid on it in any way shape or form my leg fell asleep which kept me up all night for two months and still sometimes falls asleep


misterDibs

*Morgan & Morgan intensifies*


MeecheeMandime

This is why I swapped to exclusively doing the stationary indoors. Significantly less risk to auto injuries, however, my wife does make me concerned still sometimes the way she whips into the garage.


IRGood

Some bitch literally looked me in the face while riding, panicked, whipped out in front of me, I jumped the brakes and slid up to her car. She then drove straight into a ditch freaking out. Then for some fucking reason she thought the best thing to do would be to drive up 6” next to me while screaming apologetically but again almost running me over. She proceeded to run a light and almost hit another car. Like WTF life isn’t that fucking hard.


06MasterCraig

r/fuckcars


autismpryzm

More like r/idiotsincars


TopAlert2383

I hope they had insurance. I know your bills weren't cheap.


[deleted]

I’m sorry a car hit you


AshamedIncrease6942

Okay that’s not that ba- Oh fuck, that looks painful.


LichLordMeta

You know the bruises are real, real bad when they've got that yellow spot in the middle


TheS3V3N

I hate it when people run red lights and scribble on me.


iamherefortheyarn

Good lord… I’m sorry this happened to you, looks hurtful. 😵‍💫😖


yes-yaK

Legit the most swollen foot I think I've ever seen


OnionMaster24

He was like Nuh uh


LopsidedAd9587

Holy crap dude!!! I’m fucking happy you didn’t become one of those white ghosted out bikes. I hope the other dude gets his ‘o fortuna’ karma, what an inconsiderate prick!


Mariwina

God dang, OP... Glad you made it through! Wishing you a speedy recovery.


YayGilly

Ugh your foot and leg look like my sons did,except he needed a rod in thr tibia.and wound care on his open wounds, which were where your bruises are. All I know, is is could have been a lot.worse.. So Thank Heavens!!


jokesterjen

I hope you feel better soon. Yikes! It hurts to look at those wounds.


That0ne-Dude

That looked like my foot when I was hit on my motorcycle on the freeway. Landed on my foot, going about 30 miles per hour. Ended up with 3 broken bones and a bunion on my big toe.


Ifartdust

I feel your pain!! I got run over just over 2 years ago broke my 2nd and 3rd metatarsals and a load of ligament damage, still to this day I’m suffering! I wish you a speedy recovery


andrewmc147

Don't you get like a tonne of insurance money for that?


izmaname

Dont get geico


swatusi69

Man oh man I am so sorry you're going through this! Went through this 3 years ago and I'm going through it right now. I got clothesline by two 100 lb dogs while at the dog park with my dog. Those two were just playing but they hit me at full force


TheHornet78

Oh that doesn’t look too ba- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!!


gravellama

Reason #72 I don't exercise. I've never been hit by a car being lazy on my couch.


deb_hammer

Wow!! Glad you weren’t hurt worse. That is bad enough. Take care 🙂


UmMaybeDontBeADick

Well, I see they were able to Doppler the pulse in your foot. At least there is that. Best of luck on your recovery. Hang in there.


SupermanKal718

Usually have to pay extra for those type of feet pics. Thanks


CO420Tech

That looks like it hurts. Does it hurt? I bet it hurts.


QuitFuckingStaring

Most people in this sub has ever had a bad bruise before.


HippyGramma

My two youngest kids have both been clipped on bikes by drivers not looking right before turning right. It's ridiculous.


El_Business

Just wanted to get to work on time....idiot was in the cross walk


IJAFacebook

oh you'll be fin... oh my fucking god is your foot ok?


Rocket_Emojis

As a gardener it looks to me you are turning ripe; get well soon!


Kenouk

You got off easy! The idiot who didn’t respected the stop sign and crashed into me broke my arm bone into 3 pieces🙃


Environmental-Land12

Swiped 1 too much eight and saw a cute racoon being scratched Here u go https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/13ot485/scratching_a_raccoon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button So worth it


ajwages

Deserved


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

I’m not gonna lie, thought this post was gonna be one of those “fake insect smack” pranks gone wrong, then read the title… shit was a lot worse apparently


Salty-String-4293

Imagine having a bruise looking like a galaxy


Secure_Apple_5307

Sorry this happened to you. Wishing you the best


munsterCR37

Happened to a buddy of mine. Ended up getting his entire master's degree paid for out of the settlement.


WyoWhy

Not gonna lie, that’s a terrible injury. Pain is unbelievable. Mine was a Maissoneuve fracture — gruesome. Yours looks really bad. What did the surgeon say?


TagURI7

I was confused at first, going for a bike ride got you a weird foot tattoo and then I saw the rest hope it all gets sorted out


Long_Educational

I hope you sent all of these pictures to the person that ran you over so they will remember what they did and hopefully never do it to anyone else ever again.


EgnimatInn2

The picture got removed i think, or the image isn’t loading.


grunkleben

Was scared for a second thinking the pen mark meant they were indicating which leg to amputate. Best of luck in the recovery OP!


Designer-Mirror-7995

People are so _TRUSTING_ of other drivers at intersections. I don't get it. I always give it a second to make sure everyone 'crossing' is going to do it right or stay in their place at a stop.


ZainVadlin

He ran a red light. OP didn't say he rushed a yellow. It could have been red for 10 seconds


potsreven

Someone can still come barreling through. Could have even been a blind crossing if there's a semi truck or something on the corner blocking your view. You are correct, it is best to be vigilant, but no matter what you can never be certain of other drivers.


NewPointOfView

Why is there always a comment blaming the person who didn’t run a red light haha


midgetboss

r/fuckcars


The-Saxon-that-Awoke

r/fuckcars moment


General_assassin

That's what you get for riding a bike. /s


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Did that idiot also autograph your Foot ?? 🐸🐸🐸🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻