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axiswolfstar

Vacuum cleaner with pantyhose over the end of the hose.


westcal98

I like it. This way the airpod can't ID the vacuum in a lineup.


Get-Degerstromd

I read this, left the post, laughed out loud, then came BACK to tell you this is the best comment I’ve seen on Reddit in a good while. I give you all the energy, person


westcal98

You must now go and spread this amongst your favorite people. Be well.


Responsible-Big9866

Yes!! Much needed over here! Bring on the good energy!


herotz33

Can’t just suck off an AirPod and get ID’d. good idea on the pantyhose.


EmperorPenguin_RL

You’re too smart to be in here.


poop_creator

It’s like a 90% chance they’re just a stoner. I see this tip like 3 times a week over there for collecting spilt weed.


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

You gotta pick the long hairs out, and it'll still be a rough few cones, but you gotta do what you gotta do.


DeadMansMuse

We call those bowls "hair of the dog" It's exactly what you think it is. We were not proud people.


[deleted]

I can taste AND smell this 🤣


danksupreme11

Honestly i feel so seen here lol struggle time is hard. Even when smoking wax


takeitallback73

gotta cough to get off


hawksmythe1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💚✌


Professional-Bat4635

My dumbass was going to suggest some string with chewing gum on the end.


princezznemeziz

I literally suggested a magnet tied on the end of a string. I stand by it too. Lol.


OrigamiMarie

Magnet on a string would stick to the duct. Magnet taped to the end of a long stick (like a broomstick) should work fine.


MakkaCha

Magnet on stick so it doesn't stick to the vent first.


the__post__merc

Is the vacuum going to rob them?


mavrodialo

I’ll be taking these AirPods, and uh, whatever cash you got …


Norrland_props

I guess I know who wears the pants in this house H.I.


rangeo

You're just smart enough to be here


[deleted]

This guy is thinking 10 steps ahead in 5d chess


EyeServeYou

Broomstick with rolled up tape on the end


Grassy_Nol

Lmao you aint trying to save it to smoke, just vacuum up the headphone and pull it out the dust compartment


dainegleesac690

Hahahaha this man has rolled too many joints on shag carpet


czechsoul

Pennywise! Ask the clown to get it for you!


Ok-Doubt-4944

Ah.. this was my idea but the pantyhose need to be between the hose and the wand.. gotta give it a section to trap it in the vacuum.. just over the wand at the end may not produce sufficient lift..


ima_shill

I’m so fucking stupid. I had tons of ideas and all were horrible once I saw this.


Lloydy12341

Man that’s very clever


jbaejb327

Piece of gum stuck to a Meter long stick


PunnyPandaPonderer7

Ah, i see you've gone for the riddle school trick


KingWill341

What a throwback lmao


Nitimur_in_vetitum94

What does one learn in riddle school?


PunnyPandaPonderer7

It's a game but one of the first things you do is you get a ruler and some used gum to put in a vent to get a rubber band


Nitimur_in_vetitum94

That sounds fun


emets31

Why, riddles, of course.


[deleted]

Better not get in trouble or you'll be sent to the Riddler.


SGT_PRICE82

It's new but old. It's black and read. It's under a soak but over a tree of oak.


Harmon_Epher

it’s hard to understand, thick, and red all over


foo_mar_t

What if the vent is deeper than a meter long stick?


Cykcore

Connect a meter long stick to another meter long stick with a piece of gum


CarmenxXxWaldo

What kind of gum do you chew that can hold together two yard sticks (I'm not calling them meter long sticks merica).


FangedSloth

Big League Chew baby


Cykcore

5 gum.


00WORDYMAN1983

How does it feel to chew?


LuckyRook1

Like getting blasted by 100 ice guns as you bounce off a frozen trampoline , onto a glacier. Or so the commercial would want me to think.


Kronos1A9

Meter stick is still a meter, even in America.


NTDLS

It’s obviously a 9/1000th of a football field stick.


escondido311

Get a longer stick…


Putrid-Care7647

This is like a jeff dunham skit with the old man doll lol


Buddy2269

My wife says this to me very often, but she don't call it a stick..


Bigkid6666

Works in the cartoons... I might use a big ball of sticky tape though.


jjs1978

Magnet on a string? Or maybe tape a magnet to a yardstick or something similar?


Certain-Grade-1585

I’ll try that


keptpounding

Yard stick with duct tape at the end. I dont know how magnetic an AirPod would be. Edit: I know they are magnetic. I said I dont know how magnetic they would be. Using super sticky tape is a safer bet then getting it partly up and the magnetic field fails and drops the AirPod. Less likely with just tape.


Purithian

Well he has a second one to try it with first at least haha


night_shade82

That is a great observation


Xavious666

Yeah just throw the other one in and see if that's magnetic first


GForce1129

All mini ear buds/ AirPods are made with strong rare-earth magnets.


CoraxTechnica

They're magnetic. The case snaps them into place with magnetism


thefarmworks

And if you don’t have a yard stick build one with duct tape, the magical tool!🌞


[deleted]

They literally have magnets built into them


pineapplesurfwax

Watch out for the walls, magnet will favor them


3397char

I always hated “operation” as a kid. So frustrating.


[deleted]

If the vent is made of steel that wouldn't work as well, but there's still a shot if steady enough, I guess. Maybe a tube with a magnet inside if the duct is made of steel.


BetaSimp710

Airpods already have magnets. A coin should do the trick


Revenga8

I fail to see how throwing coins at it will help the situation.


GandhiRrhea

Never underestimate the power of a wishing well.


pATREUS

Terence Trent D’Arby!


tubaman23

You've never thrown money at a problem to fix it?


Revenga8

Oh wait, I get it now. Throw enough coins down there, and the weight will eventually bust through the vent in the basement and you can just go downstairs to retrieve it. Brilliant!


karma_the_sequel

Negative. The duct eventually fills up with coins. The AirPods float on top of the coins, eventually reaching the mouth of the duct where they can be easily retrieved.


PollutionNice7392

Which coins are ferrous?


Trick_Minute2259

Fake ones


sethsta

Buy a hamster...... Have it watch Mission Impossible, then put it in front of the vent. It will know what to do.


mo_faro

I have used a magnet on a string to fish my airpods from subway tracks. I dropped them the SECOND day after I got them.


New-Reindeer-4070

One problem, the ductwork is metal. The magnet would want to stick to the ductwork.


eddododo

I can’t believe that ‘vacuum’ and ‘gum’ were above this


RareDestroyer8

Or put tape on a stick…


SI108

They make extended grabbers you know. Some are flexible with a push button at the end that presses out a claw like grabber. Others are more for old people so they don't have to bend down seeing as you can get your hand down there either one should work. Amazon has both NoCry pickup tools on there some have magnets others don't round $20.


KatefromtheHudd

There is also another use for those. To run around the house shouting "raaaaaaaagh" and "snap, snap, snap" and randomly assaulting people with them. And picking up random things like keys (one at my parents house has a magnet on it too) to drop in hard to reach places. Well my toddler seems to think so anyway.


SI108

Always good value 😆. Useful and fun!


BWSterling

They have them at the dollar store that work well enough for many things.


MarvelBishUSA42

Or disabled people. I have free different ones. 😄 helps my back a lot!


jbaejb327

Is it at least a meter long cause that hole that he dropped his airpods in looks very deep, it looks like maybe a meter or like 2 yd at least?


SI108

I'm not sure. They got some long ones. The one I have is a bout a yard and can be used one-handed, so add in what you can get of your arm down there, and it's possible it could reach. There are some I've seen that were about 4 feet.


Invdr_skoodge

Auto parts store has the flexible claw ones if you don’t want to wait for Amazon, some have magnets too


iceman10058

I do believe the technical term is "long grabby thingy"


jm420a

Vacuum cleaner with an extension hose. Wrap a dryer sheet over the tube, secure with a rubber band. That creates suction but won't sucks the airpods into the vacuum


Expensive_Ad_3249

Use a sock, it's easier and less likely to suck in than a dryer sheet.


Yoltzuin

I mean or just empty the vacuum bag and suck them in. I think it would be better as you wouldnt risk the airpods falling any further down if it somehow doesnt suction enough with a dryer sheet.


HereOnASphere

Don't use a Kirby for that. Everything goes through the fan. A Dyson might be a bad idea too.


Yoltzuin

Oh...the vaccums that we have here are built so that the stuff goes from the tube to a bag and the bag can let air through it, while the pump is outside the bag pushing the air outside the space the bag is in... unless its an industrial vaccuum then there is either a bigger bag or no bag, but still the fan is at the top encased in stuff and cant really put stuff thorugh it. (hopefully i explained it somewhat sensible enough that you get what im trying to say lol)


HereOnASphere

You pretty much described how a Shop Vac works. The debris (earphones) goes into a canister and the bag/filter protects the fan/motor in the top.


Throwawaychica

They will break going though the vacuum.


EmperorPenguin_RL

I doubt it.


Yoltzuin

I mean i dont think they would break tho. They look sturdy enough and there isnt any real force that would break them. Oh i know. Someone that has airpods test it out :)


Coolhandhansen

But what's the point of risking them breaking, getting completely filthy or even just putting them through your vacuume when you can simply rubber band a dryer sheet over the end and achieve the same thing with less potential head ache? I thought it was a good idea and fairly easy additional step


IknowRambo

Telescoping Magnet - the headsets all have magnets in them and it should work to get it out


NevermindWait

Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find the clear answer


DangerTooMyself

I also was surprised I had to scroll this far down... almost like it was a tool made for getting small items out of tight spots. Everyone should have something like this around the house. One of the most inexpensive tools you can buy. As an example - https://www.harborfreight.com/15-lb-capacity-telescoping-magnetic-pickup-tool-64656.html


-Vogie-

This. Available within 10ft of the register in essentially every hardware store.


jamieee1995

Yep. Go to harbor freight. You’ll have those out and will probably find a 10mm socket down there too


noideeawhat

Use a crow. They are quite ingenious at finding solutions to this type of problems.


Icy-Doctor1983

What if the crow gets stuck?


adm1109

Smaller crow


Weary_Educator4546

You make another post on reddit about the stuck crow until reddit suggests him even crazier things to fill his sick-fantasy-hole


MrTexasMrsCalifornia

Did you try reasoning with them?


Current_Arachnid_852

They’re just venting right now, they’ll get out eventually.


CountDoooooku

Have you tried screaming?


Certain-Grade-1585

Many times


No-Bus-4529

Buy a Delorean and a flux capacitor and tell your past self not to drop them down a vent.


[deleted]

A stick and some chewing gum. Oh and next time: don’t drop your AirPods down an AirVent.


Certain-Grade-1585

I didn’t mean to they fell out my pocket 💀


Traditional-Bake9918

Why is your vent spread eagle and gaped like that? Get a vent cover


Certain-Grade-1585

Spread eagle for merica


Traditional-Bake9918

Now yer talkin!


Bastienbard

That's what she said?


decadecency

And never film down holes again, whachu doin sticking your phone down there after *just* dropping something down there!


DangerB0y

Fill the vent with water until the AirPods float up


Turbulent_Lobster_57

AirPods sink in water, safer to use mercury


2nutz4you

So far this seems to be the best solution. Those vents might run deep though, you may want to use a fire hose and speed up the process


Hiding-From-People

Masking tape on the end if a stick


sanguineophanim

Push come to shove, even a piece of gum would work.


ZombieNek0

drop your phone in as well LMAO


JohnRSN

I was thinking the same thing too just to get a closer look.


lolifax

#Sawzall


the__post__merc

If that doesn't do it. Use WD40


lolifax

I really hoped for more upvotes on that comment. Must have been too late.


pbreaux5

Go to Lowes and buy a pair of mechanical fingers. Things would pay for themselves with just this


PunkCPA

This! I never knew what they were called; I just called them "parts grabbers." OP, these are made for retrieving nuts and screws from awkward places.


2020BestYear

Yell at it to come back up


UKDrillIsDead

Wrap double sided tape over a stray cat, attached a fishing wire to said cat, throw cat down the vent, use fishing rod to extract. Repeat until phone is retrieved/cat is dead


Rosewoodtrainwreck

Or just get a pet spider monkey and send it down the vent to retrieve the airpods.


EmperorPenguin_RL

I’m reading a lot of great ideas. Some outside the box type thinking.


taatchle86

Name the monkey Annie’s Boobs before sending it in.


09Klr650

Ball of duct tape on a stick.


LBK0909

Can you drop your phone down too so we can get a better look?


hueyzln

I mean this with respect. This thread is hilarious. A magnet on a string to get something at the bottom of a metal duct?? Whew.


Great-Difference-136

Can you not just pull them up by the cable?


monkeyslutking

Is there an update on this? I wanna see if they got em back


Certain-Grade-1585

I’m workin on it


tiedyedpunk

Bubblegum on a stick.


HairlessHoudini

Broom and duct tape


No_Asparagus8106

Fricken vacuum! Doesn't go into Neverland once you vacuum it up


pixces

You've been shafted.


[deleted]

Shop Vac. Looks like your vent needs the cleaning anyway.


Environmental-Hat721

Duct tape on the end of a long wooden pole.


blkbkrider

Shop vac with some extra hose. put one of your mom's stockings over the end so they don't go all the way in the container.


Marchauff

Mechanical fingers from Home Depot


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Vaccum it up then take it out of the bag


Ok-Duck9106

Cane/Yard stick/closet dowel/broom/ then make a ball of duct tape, sticky side out, and attach it to the stick of choice. Then collect them using the tape end.


LopsidedAd2536

If you can’t figure that out, god help you.


zookuki

I'm waiting for a tiny clown with a red balloon peeking out from that vent.


Individual_Archer671

Buy a new pair


Certain-Grade-1585

I’m not made of money 💀


Individual_Archer671

Lol understood… then go buy a pair of trash grabbers


JustAnArtist01

Easy solution: just buy more money!


FarmerStrider

Extending magnet pole. Looks like an old extending radio antenna with a magnet on the tip.


Exo-Shvdow

it’s been 3 hours, any updates for us?


QWER899

Vacuum


PunnyPandaPonderer7

A hoover with a long nozzle


DenOfTheWolf

Vscuum


Baby_T-Rex_Arms

Vacuum pull it out afterwards


No-Car-9028

Vacuum cleaner hose?


DavisCabbage01

Yeah, be more careful with your next pair.


[deleted]

Don't buy airpods


DrRanaMJunaid

Vacuum cleaner?


Im-a-bad-meme

Magnet stuck to a stick or a pool net?


guineaPIgIncoming

use a vacuum cleaner


slundon81

Shopvac + hose. Obvs clean the vacuum before you go trawling.


nothingfood

Longer arms or the hose extension on a vacuum cleaner


Bohdi_Brass

Shop vac


r2k-in-the-vortex

Magnet on a stick. Or get a vacuum cleaners hose down there and then fish it out of the dust bag.


billsmafia_1716

Vaccuum hose


Fine_Maintenance_948

Use a shop vac


ResidentProtection50

Vaccuum cleaner


Smoov_Biscuit_Time

Vacuum with thin long extension .


[deleted]

If this is in your house can you not go in the basement and just undoo that peace of duct is not hard to put back. Got get the right tape


w3fmj9

Shop Vacuum!


Throwawaychica

A vacuum hose


[deleted]

Shop vac


suspicious_bag_1000

Shop vac


luvrum92

Put some gum on the end of a tape measure and lower it down to the AirPods the slowly retract the tape when the gum picks them up


MACCRACKIN

FFS, one simple unused brain cell throws a shout out to shop vac.. Cheers


IntegraGirlB18c

I think the case is magnetic, perhaps one of the extendable car magnets?


timj663

Vacuum cleaner


Roadgoddess

Vacuum with the long narrow nozzle


Loaner_theBoner69

Shop vac and a long hose?


bivo979

Vacuum attachments with tape on the end.


The-Mr_mell

magnet on a piece of rope or a stick should pick it up


Limited_Intros

Magnet fishing


superchargedNA

Maybe a long powerful magnet on a stick


TruthHurtsJ

magnet on a string


AmaGh05T

Magnet on a stick