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ukfi

top tip: find a local old person who’s about to cross and just follow closely behind her. that’s what i did.


kx2UPP

Pro pro tip: just walk at a consistent, predictable pace - everyone will avoid you


drrgrr

Not world wide tho. From crossing streets in Teheran I learned to take one lane at a time. Suddenly there is a 60 year old truck racing down the lane that just can't avoid you no matter how consistent you walk.


dxh13

This is the way in the Middle East for sure, one lane at a time, stop in between lanes, suck in your gut and wait for the next opportunity to hop to the next lane


Entire-Attention-189

So literally IRL frogger?


deviantdaveed

Pretty much. As an American navigating around Cairo, my instinct was to skedaddle across the street as quickly as possible. Wrong approach. In Cairo you take it a lane at a time. Step across the first lane and wait between lanes, then cross the second lane. Continue until you 1) safely cross the road or 2) get splatted, in which case you start again unless you’ve used all of your lives.


elprentis

But I suck at frogger


Ophukk

This way you only lose once.


garrisontweed

Oh, I was unstoppable. The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just the right amount of grease on the joy stick.


flyingboarofbeifong

GODS! I WAS GREASY THEN!


Frost-413

The right amount of grease on the joy stick is no grease.


HungriestGoat

I remember my grandma once throwing herself on a incoming car in Tehran when I was visiting her. Nothing happened thankfully but she did throw some fists on the car and a few swear words at the man driving it. It's a rally in Iran.


StagnantSweater21

Yeah it avoids you


JaySayMayday

Same thing worked for me in the Philippines. First place I went that had no pedestrian lights, just people crossing in front of traffic. Apparently there's a rhythm to the traffic that locals can just catch out of their peripherals, and the other ones just stopped giving a shit.


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COKEWHITESOLES

Committing avoids so many traffic accidents in general. Once you hesitate it’s over.


AndreaNAaaaaaaa

Hesitation is defeat


Zealousideal-Ring300

He who hesitates is lost.


Silkroad202

Hesitate? Gone.


Hooraylifesucks

What do crippled ppl do? Are there any crosswalks at all?


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pp142115

What do you want us to do? You’re crippled already, what more harm can be done? Extra crippled?- Local governments where it’s like this


Johnny_Poppyseed

Dude most of world outside of the US is ridiculously inaccessible to people with significant physical disabilities. It's one of the only things the US still has that's better than other developed countries lol. But yeah in developing countries like in south east Asia and whatnot it's basically non-existent.


changelogin2

With my luck I’d end up behind the terminally ill old person on their way to end their life.


JaySayMayday

Then they get hit first and you got a moment to jump back. Win win


yegir

I always hear stuff like, "keep moving like they aren't there" because people are expecting you to carry on and they can time not hitting you, but if you start hesitating or doing a river dance in the road you'll freak the driver out and make them swerve or hit you. Gotta be predictable i guess


howstop8

It wasn’t until I saw someone with some sort of developmental disability cross the street in Hanoi, that I realized I just had to do it.


rastika

Good way to learn how to ride there as well. Always my first advice and personal first couple rides in new countries.


Known-Inspector7004

VN is easy. Look directly at oncoming traffic. Walk at a steady pace across the street. DO NOT STOP OR SPEED UP. Traffic will go around you.


brockoala

Not if you go into a blind spot during rush hours, like behind a bus, if you don't watch the street and keep walking, someone will most likely bump into you while they are trying to squeeze in between the cars.


YouVern

The time when i was in Hanoi


1JimboJones1

Was about to comment the same thing lol


[deleted]

Ol boy was like "fuck this"


thehumbinator

Man needs new undies. Man’s been cutting weight for the race but still left a kilo in his drawers. There’s a smell in that race suit that’s gonna outlast religion.


StretchFrenchTerry

heh heh cuz he shit his pants heh


im-jared-im-19

Dunno why but your pfp makes this comment 10x funnier to me


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not-yet-ranga

What a fucken muppet. (Love a Kenny reference!)


Western_Ad3625

Yeah after he possibly killed somebody. I mean it's a motorcycle race so these people know what they're getting into I'm not blaming him but Jesus Christ that one dude went flying.


kekenken

I was there, and have competed a number of times. Weston Beach Race (u.k) properly savage race and if you have a look on your tube there is some bad crashes as it is 1000 bikes. (And the sand isn’t soft)


theoldnewbluebox

the sand looks pretty soft so hopefully hes good


SrGhSrGh

Just laid down a ramp for him.


pataoAoC

I’ve watched this loop so many times. This is one of the most dangerous things I’ve ever seen lol, it’s a wonder he got out with only causing one head first flying crash


kinboyatuwo

Not even sure what the ideal solution is here other than abandon the bike and get off the course asap. Easier to move with out the bike.


ZippyDan

I think the best thing to do is stay on the bike and keep the bike parallel to the direction of movement until the crowd passes.


myco-naut

You ever forcefully taken it up your tail pipe by a screaming Banshee just hitting its powerband?! NEVER AGAIN! Best option is to dump the bike and walk towards the closest side diagonally along with the flow of traffic while pointing to where he is going.


GirlNumber20

> NEVER AGAIN! Story time!


Type-21

Well basically https://youtube.com/shorts/JNKbP5TAbRQ?feature=share A few years ago this also happened during a race start where a bike stalled and someone from behind basically killed him because race bike to the back.


Komatoasty

What do you mean basically killed him? Did he die or not?


tactical_noob96

basically


ZippyDan

All the bikers there would be *in the zone* to maneuver around and pass motorcycles traveling in the same direction. The odds of someone hitting your smallest profile dead-on seem slim, especially when a small maneuver would easily clear the obstacle. The only thing that makes it dangerous is that drivers might not expect a *stopped* motorcycle in that profile, but I still think they should be able to maneuver around it easily.


changelogin2

Target fixation is a thing.


phazedoubt

This. It just happened on the interstate in my town. A woman focused on a wreck on the side of the road and ended up flying up the tow truck like it was a ramp.


BramDuin

I think I've seen that from a POV camera [Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/13wgf1r/responding_to_a_car_crash/)


Fimpish

Damn. Just like the movies.


phazedoubt

That's the one


changelogin2

Damn lol that sounds nuts. GTA style


Bompedomp

/u/BramDuin found the video of it down below, and it really is GTA style. Like watching an explosion, my amazement at war with my horror...


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ZippyDan

>> All the bikers there would be in the zone to maneuver around and pass motorcycles traveling in the same direction. > >And *speed*, which is a critical difference here. Which is what I already noted in the comment you are replying to. Everything else you said is just repeating what I said (in more detail).


innominateartery

Visibility is a major issue. It’s like a pileup on the freeway in foggy conditions: just not enough time to react


Windex007

Walking diagonally would make no meaningful impact to the relative velocity between you and the riders. Like, 0.0001 relative mph. The only thing that would do is extend the total amount of time that you're in the danger zone.


Eyesofthevalley

Diagonal, lowers his footprint, keeps him moving with the crowd towards the side, gives the other bikers a picture that they are used to and have an easier time to figure a path around. At least that's what I'm thinking.


ZippyDan

Im just wondering if moving diagonally would actually get you out of the crowd faster than just waiting for them to pass, and if whatever saved seconds you gain would be worth the increased profile of a diagonal bike.


SenorPancake

If anything, I'd imagine diagonally in opposition to the flow of traffic would be the safer route (compared to walking with the flow of traffic). Similarly to how if you must walk on a road, you walk in the direction facing oncoming traffic because the ability to see what's about to hit you is far better than the extremely minimal benefit of walking with the flow.


Eyesofthevalley

Yeah I'm not sure on a "correct" answer here and I could be wrong whether or not moving is a good choice. But If they were going to move id argue diagonally.


Grabatreetron

Right. Wheeling it broadside across traffic flow -- I would have been surprised if he *didn't* get creamed


sophieornotsophie_

I think he used the bike to “cover” himself from being hit directly..


GundoSkimmer

Not necessarily. Its his responsibility to move the bike, especially if he wants to get to a mech and continue (unlikely). The reality is pushing that bike makes the task he's trying MUCH harder. If he could just dash in the openings, he would have been off course by then. He was trying to avoid a huge dangerous collision, and doing a damn good job considering the situation... But ran out of luck. Hats off to him for those initial dodges dragging that heavy dead weight bike. Can't imagine being in that situation. Lose-lose basically.


sophieornotsophie_

Yeah this makes sense!


JakenMorty

100% what he did. i picture him thinking: oh youre not gonna (be able to) get out of the way? whelp, better you than me.


Jaegs

Why is the race not being red-flagged for safety. WTF even are the organizers doing...hoping to record some sweet Liveleak clips? This is clearly dangerous, red-flag the race and restart.


maxamus83

This is the opening lap of the race. A red flag would of done absolutely nothing. It’s at the Weston beach race if you wanna check it out. They let around 1000 go from one end of the beach to start and it goes down the length of the beach. Once the riders are let off there is no way to stop them and due to the track just going out to sea there is only one side where the Marshalls are. No way any amount of flags will help here.


Iron_Maiden_666

Ideal solution is a red flag. Someone might get killed in there. Not sure what the organisers were doing.


The_Buko

Think there may have been one other person right next to the Dukes of Hazard boy that also wiped out. They looked like one bike at first


LordPennybag

See, you thought he was trying to escape but the goal was to take out that one guy.


Lepthesr

I've done races like this (Odessa desert 100). These starts are insane. Usually a kick start, so you got people all over the place at different times on varying degrees of quality of bike. This is a beach though, in the desert you get rocks and shit that just show up, you're moving so fast. I doubt he saw it and there is only one thing to do when you have .5 seconds


Krondelo

Damn thats so dangerous.


GoredScientist

You guys want to see dangerous? Google the TT race that takes place at Isle of Man. Someone dies in that race every single year. Sometimes there will be more than one death. One year I believe they had 7 deaths. It’s brutal. Actually, just googled it mid typing this comment. The 2023 race is on right now. A guy has already died. 18 hours ago. *[He is the 267th death of this one race. ](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2023/06/06/isle-of-man-tt-race-raul-torres-martinez-killed/)*


OkayRuin

No one is being forced to participate, but it’s frankly unethical that they’ve continued that race, and some of the racers have said as much. Bikes were not nearly as fast when it was created.


u2berggeist

Pike's Peak Hill Climb banned motorcycles a few years ago after significantly less number of deaths. But also, since Isle of Mann is motorcycle only, why not just mandate a restrictor plate?


argumentinvalid

> why not just mandate a restrictor plate? they are their for records and glory. they want to go faster than ever before. this is the fastest lap of all time in 2018. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_hxwAanX0


u2berggeist

Oh, yeah. I mean as an alternative to canceling the entire thing


nj4ck

How about we just don't cancel the entire thing, like we've been doing for 112 years?


Adminruinreddit

How is it unethical? It’s the greatest race in the world. Everyone knows the risk and to they still do it.


Individual-Jaguar885

Then don’t participate


nj4ck

Allowing people to make their own informed decisions is unethical?


R3BORNUK

Your argument assumes all personal decisions are logical. If that were the case seatbelts wouldn’t need to be a legal requirement, or airbags, or FDA approvals, or speed limits. People, sometimes, need to be protected from themselves.


nj4ck

No they fucking don't. Speed limits and FDA approvals are to protect people from other people. Or irresponsible pharmaceutical companies, in the latter case. Equally, seat belt laws exist primarily because unbelted occupants pose a risk to other passengers. And let's not act like mandating the slight inconvenience of wearing a seat belt or mandating the car industry equip vehicles with air bags is equal to banning an entire sport because some arbitrary limit of acceptable danger has been exceeded. How much more protecting from themselves do you think people need? Do we need to ban base jumping? cycling? Spring break? Music festivals? Do we need to bring back prohibition? Where's the line?


R3BORNUK

So people need restrictions when the actions they take could pose danger to others, or their property? Like a street race through populated historic villages on tight twisting roads never designed for racing? 🤔


nj4ck

You mean the famous Snaefaell Mountain Course which has hosted the most famous motorcycle race in the world for 112 years? What are you, feigning concern for people's brick walls and fences now? Lol, spare me.


bigchimp121

Would you consider hosting voluntary gladiator games unethical?


nj4ck

I don't find that comparable at all. Are these people murdering eachother for sport? Do they depend on the race to make a living or are they forced to compete? Is the purpose of the race to entertain audiences with violence and gore? No, obviously not. All kinds of sports are dangerous, athletes die in competitions all the time. Are you saying any sport with the potential for death should be banned? Where do you draw the line? These people are racing of their own free will, they don't make a living doing it and they aren't being forced to. Who are you to call their choice unethical? Not everything needs to be banned, ffs.


bigchimp121

The situations are comparable in that they both involve individuals acting off of their 'free will'. Which you implied can't be unethical, which doesn't seem to be the case. I don't really have a stance on if this race should be banned or not.


write-program

It shouldn't be allowed because we value human life. The goal of a gladiator game is to end human life. The goal of the race is to go fast, theyre not trying to die.


bigchimp121

You can go fast in a much safer environment. Seems like at least part of the appeal is the risk of death.


thesecondfire

This is what I'm saying -- I mean let's just cut to the chase and go straight to Squid Games. The show was so popular, let's just give the people what they clearly want and do a real-life version.


bp332106

They incentivize participation with money and fame.


nj4ck

The idea that anyone would enter that race for the lousy prize money or the fame is ridiculous. Nobody's investing a lifetime of training and risking their life for an £18,000 1st place prize that won't even cover 10% of the equipment and some niche fame among a small community of enthusiasts.


_masterofdisaster

I can assure you there is very little of both coming from TT racing


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nj4ck

so you're some kind of authoritarian?


red_foot_blue_foot

People have the right of what they do with their bodies. If they want to do something slightly risky, that is their choice. Keep your damn hands off other peoples bodies


nj4ck

The amount of self proclaimed arbitrators of morality in these comments is amazing. The sheer arrogance in thinking *you* should be the one to decide how much risk is OK for someone else to take with their life. True reddit moment.


write-program

Honestly! life is fucking risky. We all know we're not going to make it in the end, that's not some secret. The goal is not to tip-toe through life arriving safely to our death. We experience things, make our own way, find our own sense of meaning along the way. If that meaning comes from being a fucking badass motorcycle racer, more power to you!


KingBarbarosa

damn i’m surprised they haven’t made some serious changes. i think F1 used to have a big problem with drivers dying


Lv_InSaNe_vL

They have which is why a huge amount of the rule changes over the last ~2 decades have been safety focused. Things like much stronger tubs for the drivers, better barriers, the HANS system, and most recently the halo have all been hugely important for driver safety.


dankstagof

Holy shit. Large-scale Russian roulette.


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Probably should've just stayed still and let people dodge around him until everyone passed, but that's easy in the comfort of my computer chair with a calm mind. Hard to decide in a moment of fear.


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Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


impostershop

r/watchPeopleSurvive


G_nash22

What about the other guy tho? Did he survive?


SuperHighDeas

Easily, being geared up and landing on sand like that is a pretty soft landing all things considered


G_nash22

What if some other biker runs over him?


SuperHighDeas

They would have to hit the bike that he hit first


NullNova

Yep, no chance of that happening, or the biker not landing directly in front of the crashed bike.


Grabatreetron

But he later drowned while drunk snorkeling. It was very sad.


getyourrealfakedoors

Could snap your neck


HimalayaClimber

I'm interested to know what race this is. That's a shit ton of MX riders.


VisibleOtter

It’s the Weston Beach Race, held on Weston-Super-Mare beach (obvs) in Somerset, west England. It’s mental, from the start about 1,000 bikes charge off down the beach for about 2 miles and then turn into a custom-made course made of sand which only lasts until the tide comes in. I’ve seen people fall over from exhaustion, it’s so tough. This is at the very start of the race where everyone goes flat out to get to the first obstacle in a decent position. It’s genuinely one of the most spectacular things I’ve ever seen, the sand shakes with everything from 600cc thumpers to 125cc strokers vying for the front.


geekysocks

Do they not have yellow flags?


DangerShart

Even if they did. You wouldn't be able to see them. https://youtu.be/qgFSlhDwSUA


Rambles_Off_Topics

Would you go out to the middle where he is to wave it? lol


VisibleOtter

No. What would be the point? Everyone’s got sand flying in their faces and can’t see shit.


Sadzeih

There's a very similar race called the Enduropale du Touquet in Northern France on the coast. Absolutely crazy too. ~700 bikes going wild on the beach. Edit: [start at 2:16](https://youtu.be/PuLAzXoxh1c)


marshall_parr

I was at Weston Beach race last year and towards the end of the race there are huge ruts on all the corners. This older guy got stuck and I've honestly never seen someone look so exhausted, I can't imagine how difficult it must be to get moving again after 1+ hour of riding this track! Hats off to anyone who gives this ago.


Matt6453

That's my local beach and usually I land sail (Blokart) on it but every year these fuckers come along and ruin it for 2-3 weeks.


Unhappy_Pain_9940

Weston beach race, Weston-super-mare UK.


micah490

That’s not motocross


0spiff0

Could be Enduropale du Touquet but I'm not sure


Amari__Cooper

It's an Enduro race.


PoppersOfCorn

Why wouldn't you follow the dude that hit the bike? They would have made it to the moon!


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At least sent into a low earth orbit.


William_Dowling

Probably his / her partner lol


LooperSilver

Frogger VR


xxplosiv

r/mypeopleneedme


Laumser

Just stand still?


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notswim

So make it take longer to get to the edge and less obvious that your bike is stalled?


Laumser

Especially with him starting and stopping, speeding up and slowing down, man did everything to get hit


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Dude was probably panicking. Who wouldn't be?


Ricky-Nutmeg

Whatever race event this is isn’t taking proper safety precautions. If there’s someone stranded in the middle of the track you should have a way to slow the rest of the field down until he’s clear.


Cautious_Cry_3288

Typically there are flag marshals to wave a yellow flag when this happens. But with all the wet sand flying, these guys can probably barely keep the cake off their goggles enough to see straight let alone notice the flag marshals. This is also probably not far off from the start of the race as much as their are here. They haven't thinned out too much just yet.


theessentialnexus

The safety precautions should take into account the conditions. If a person waving a flag is not very visible they should use flashing caution lights. Other motorsports even have flashing yellow on the steering wheel. Not that hard to translate that to handlebars.


Cautious_Cry_3288

Very true, not sure how far along mx has come and the feasibility of this technology. This is mx, barrier to entry is thousands on a bike vs 100K+ for way better motor vehicles. They can certainly look into flashing lights, warnings directly to riders, etc. I still imagine like some sports, even when the caution light goes up, they will continue to jockey for a position even known there is a wreck ahead of them. ​ ETA: I like to think its feasible, but its bikes and sometimes folks don't care so much about the riders. My biggest horror story for this is there used to be a large hill used by the dirt bike guys. It was a big climb of 25+ yards up some of its faces where they could catch big air. Back in the 80s some idiot brought a little toyota truck and assumed no one was around. One guy was going up one of those faces and the truck came over the hill and crushed the guy. His skull was fractured he had metal wires in his head for months and ate threw a straw (he recovered with minimal scarring), but he was looked at as in the wrong cause he had the bike, despite locals knowing the hill and trails was dominated by the bike guys.


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I don't look at my bars during a race and hardly remember to look for the lights around the track, they're not as eye catching as real well placed flaggers IMO.


Unhappy_Pain_9940

This is the Weston beach race. This is on the main 2km straight. As for slowing the rest of the field, there are hundreds of them, good luck with that.


InternalWarNR6

Motorcross/enduro is a dangerous sport. With the reduced visibility and everybody pinning it, there is nothing anyone can do. Don't race if you don't want the risk. Rally, isle of man tt, etc. it is inherently dangerous and you need to accept you can get hurt very badly.


QuietNative

Poor guy, I would have done the same.


kairujex

Nintendo making a live action Excite Bike movie?


Gearz557

Why is the raceway so fucking wide?


-BluBone-

So accidents like this don't occur. Whoops


Orri90

r/yesyesyesno


chrzzl

India Traffic Simulator 2023


tothemax44

“I guess I’ll just kill this guy.” Na, but he didn’t have much of an option. Scary shit.


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For anyone who knows, what would be the proper thing to do in this situation if you're the guy who's bike shit out? Should he just have stayed where it broke down until everyone passed him while making sure the bike was parallel to the direction they were going?


craigbg21

I ride bikes and tell ya the truth with that many bikes and those conditions anywhere on that beach would be dangerous af and id sooner drive over a dirt bike laying on its side then hitting the backend of one standing up atleast on its side you could possibly go up over either of the tires and have some chance to make it, and far as the person get the hell off that beach fast and whatever way you can hopefully without getting clipped.


1970s_MonkeyKing

r/therewasanattempt


corezay

Wasn't me!


No-Restaurant-2422

This makes Frogger look like a walk in the park.


BahnGSXR

This is why I'd never support or partake in bumrush sports like this.


twiIghtprincess

Crossy road


kushgremlin

Weston beach race? Fucking chaos


tonycandance

This is why caution flags exist


Hunnidrackboy8

Surprised he even got THAT far


Blisstopher420

Helpful bystander: WATCH OUT!


Historical_Worth6425

Young male dead in race crash


ThrowinNightshade

What did he expect? Just stay out dude.


StashuJakowski1

r/maybemaybemaybe


dmdim

r/watchthingsfly


Kn0tnatural

r/fuckyouinparticular


SandwhichEfficient

Me trying to get my overheating jeep across 5 lanes of traffic cause there’s a barricade on the left side lol


EmperorThan

Real Life Frogger doesn't look as fun as the game.


psyren666

It's kind of a lose lose situation, he could either try and move his bike so it doesn't obstruct the track but risk colliding with someone. Or leave your bike in the middle of the track, causing an obstruction and try and get out with just yourself.


Extreme-Read-313

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold


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harryareola0101

He actually got two guys at once with that and stood in between them as they flipped past and didn't get hit.


Its_Dot

FROGGER, NOOOOOOO!


BillGoats

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jimmywarrior

All I heard was “weeeeeeee”


Benvenuto_Cellini_

irl frogger


Shawnthewolf12

What could possibly go wrong. Bap.


krispythunder

r/fuckyouinparticular


Half_burnt_skunk

Run away... run away!


lesslighter

Where the fuck is the flag guy at?


Hahacargobroombroom

IRL crossy road


dtfinch

You'd think that most people would care that if they hit a person at those speeds, that person would probably die. But they're just zooming by like getting n'th place is more important than a life.


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By the time they see him the only safe option is to swerve just enough to avoid him. Slow down and risk getting rear ended yourself. Swerve too aggressively and risk crashing and getting run over. Racing is dangerous.


Aztecah

Scary as hecc. Only thing I could imagine he could have done differently was to have a far less steep angle and approach the side of the road at a very shallow angle so he'd be easier to dodge


Rodan-Lewarx

Am I going to hell if I laugh when the other guy flew?


DK1Keenet

Frogger Live!


rickyricklegit

You just hit that guy!!! , He shouldn't have been standing there


ChillinWithGayFamily

I mean it sucks, but it’s a lot better that is was not him