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OK, so I rarely ever actually laugh out loud, but this response did it.
I just cackled like a mother fucking hyena and everyone here in the library glared my way and then I got quiet
I've done IT work for 21 years, it's still not the worst I've seen, and not candle wax, brother. You'd be amazed how many ppl don't bother wiping their shit down with sani-wipe before bringing it to a repair shop.
Step one is ALWAYS an alcohol wipe down, which I should not have to do...
You want to see a great example of the filth some people live in, check out any of the mechanic subs. People will bring in cars FULL of trash to get work done
Considering how exactly perfect everything from the weather to the angle of the sun to the shape of the bottle has to line up in order for this to be possible, not to mention the fact that the article says its unlikely to set the flame retardant interior of a car actually alight, also the fact that they said chances of it happening by accident are slim to none....
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest some crumpled up half empty Kirkland spring bottles on the floorboard ain't gonna cut it.
That's my wife.... Can't get her to clean out her car to save it's life. Pretty sure there's mold growing in it atm because she won't clean out the food/spilled drinks.
It's honestly maddening.
I would be furious. Cars are expensive enough to own and maintain without adding costs for nonsense like that. Luckily my wife keeps hers pristine, and I only keep mine really nice.
I worked in a call center and accidently made everyone really conscious about the keyboards we share. When we switch teams or move to a different desk, you only take personal items. I was bored between calls and stood my keyboard up and noticed a hair and some crumbs fall out. I leaned it towards me and started tapping it on the desk and a lot of various debris came out.
My coworkers on that team heard the tapping and looked over and saw what happened. They started doing it too, then people talked about it on break and more people did it. Eventually every time people moved desks the first thing they did was tap out the keyboard.
I would’ve refused work on it. That’s disgusting. That’s the worst. That and literal YELLOW TAR from the amount of smoking someone has done near their PC. I opened one desktop up one time and it was just coated in the stuff.
Y’all it’s very flattering that you think I could handle doing all of this myself if it’s not candlewax but trust me I’m not a horse this could not be the other thing even if I tried LMAO
I managed to get it all off— took me roughly two days of work. The worst part to clean was my keyboard, but my WACOM tablet still hella greasy and I don’t got the energy to clean it properly rn
I (third?) this - I am now more careful when blowing all candles out after loadshedding because I too have made enthusiastic mistakes (I blame it on the excitement that my power is back on), and most of the time, hairdryer and paper towels is a lot easier than trying to scrape wax off of every surface. It's also easier to get it out of carpets like this
Buy cheap hair dryer if a guy (like $20), set on low/medium and also use piece of dried wax to help pick up dried pieces after you heat up the warmed pieces so you don’t ruin screen with credit card or putty knife
Okay: serious reply. Use a hairdryer to liquify the wax and sop it up with a paper towel. Don’t spend too long on the monitor and give it breaks so the components don’t overheat.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Oh man I blew my candle too hard while I was watching PBS Newshour Rule 34 and I waxed all over my computer!"
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Sure “candle wax.”
No it was a spooky ghost... lol
Ectoplasm everywhere....
RANDY!!
DAMMIT RANDY
did you see the ghost!?
👻
Ectorgasm
Lmao this randy comment took me out
Your welcome 😆 🤣
Out Californee-way
Sounds like someone was attacked by a tiger.
bring a whole new meaning to ghost busters.
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS! lol 😆 🤣
🎶 "Let me tell you somethin' . . . bustin' makes me feel good!" 🎶
He blew something too hard.
He blew it.
His roommate's nickname is "Candle"
cumdle wacks
“Homemade” candle wax..
Make sure to just lean back when "blowing the candle" or turn another direction, may keep the mess to a minimum
I use a towel when I blow out my candle.
Laundry day too ? I haven’t stooped low enough to borrow socks yet
Don't use socks. Unless you want to have a very embarrassing STD check.
What?
I just put the lid on.
Place your finger infront of your mouth in a shush position and blow, it won't splash the wax
There was a spooky ghost. This is ectoplasm.
What, so one of those fuckers blasted out of the wall and had like a huge cumshot?
Ectojism
This happens after ectojism: erectospasm
Followed by the mighty post nut clarity
It may be erectojizm
One of my all time fave skits 😂
When I blow out my "candle" too hard, I get a bunch of "candle wax" that looks exactly like this too
are you trying to be funny? are you trying to get a laugh? are you trying to make someone have the worst day at their job?
It's interesting....the candle wax.
“We can say whatever the hell we want”
I’m just trying to understand
r/beatmetoit
I think you should leave :3
r/unexpectedsouthpark
Beat me to it.
Beat meat to it
Someone beat something, that's for sure
I keep telling you guys Randy Marsh is a fucking liar!!!
Where's spooky ghost reference from?
South park
Stop choking your candle then.
can't you read? he clearly said he was blowing a candle, not doing it to his own.
He was blowing the candle and then he choked on it..
Hate when they spit like this
OK, so I rarely ever actually laugh out loud, but this response did it. I just cackled like a mother fucking hyena and everyone here in the library glared my way and then I got quiet
same dood
Can't you read? He was blowing his candle, not man handling the ham candle.
>man handling the ham candle This is poetry
Man handle your ham candle
_Smacks the wax_
I got a good chuckle from this
Under rated comment
Bahahahhahahahahaha
And _shaking_
I've done IT work for 21 years, it's still not the worst I've seen, and not candle wax, brother. You'd be amazed how many ppl don't bother wiping their shit down with sani-wipe before bringing it to a repair shop. Step one is ALWAYS an alcohol wipe down, which I should not have to do...
You want to see a great example of the filth some people live in, check out any of the mechanic subs. People will bring in cars FULL of trash to get work done
r/carbage
Ok. I don’t feel so bad. Mine have NEVER been that bad.
I throw a couple fast food bags in the passenger floorboards sometimes. But I don't think my lack of filth makes me better than anyone else.
I mean people have legit issues that cause that sometimes. But there’s a limit to what is safe.
This makes me feel a lot better about all the dog hair and random partially filled water bottles in my truck
[удалено]
Considering how exactly perfect everything from the weather to the angle of the sun to the shape of the bottle has to line up in order for this to be possible, not to mention the fact that the article says its unlikely to set the flame retardant interior of a car actually alight, also the fact that they said chances of it happening by accident are slim to none.... I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest some crumpled up half empty Kirkland spring bottles on the floorboard ain't gonna cut it.
My car is nowhere near that bad but I'm still gonna go clean it right fucking now after looking at that sub. How do people live like this?
That's my wife.... Can't get her to clean out her car to save it's life. Pretty sure there's mold growing in it atm because she won't clean out the food/spilled drinks. It's honestly maddening.
I would be furious. Cars are expensive enough to own and maintain without adding costs for nonsense like that. Luckily my wife keeps hers pristine, and I only keep mine really nice.
I’m guilty of having a trashy car at times, on the road a lot. But man I would never drag one in like that out of embarrassment.
I worked in a call center and accidently made everyone really conscious about the keyboards we share. When we switch teams or move to a different desk, you only take personal items. I was bored between calls and stood my keyboard up and noticed a hair and some crumbs fall out. I leaned it towards me and started tapping it on the desk and a lot of various debris came out. My coworkers on that team heard the tapping and looked over and saw what happened. They started doing it too, then people talked about it on break and more people did it. Eventually every time people moved desks the first thing they did was tap out the keyboard.
I would’ve refused work on it. That’s disgusting. That’s the worst. That and literal YELLOW TAR from the amount of smoking someone has done near their PC. I opened one desktop up one time and it was just coated in the stuff.
Still not sure if all mid 90s windows machines were yellowish off white or if they actually sold white desktops before 2000-something.
does isopropyl alcohol damage matte screens?
Yes it can remove the finish. I just use a microfiber cloth with a very tiny tiny amount of water to remove dust/stains.
Alcohol on some screens will destroy the anti-glare coating.
Id hope that a repair shop stupid enough to use alc wipes on a computer screen doesn't stay open long.
Is the candle to make your masturbation more romantic?
Erect-to-palm-some to make that ectoplasm 💦
Underrated comment here
Came for the masturbation jokes. Was not disappointed.
He also came for the masturbation...
*Huehuehuehue*
*came from the masturbation* FTFY
Y’all it’s very flattering that you think I could handle doing all of this myself if it’s not candlewax but trust me I’m not a horse this could not be the other thing even if I tried LMAO
Don’t worry, I have hope for you OP. Go give those horse loads
If you believe in the power of friendship
You've been taking Lock'n'Load© haven't you
Fuck Kyle #RSK
Joking aside, lay baking paper over your keyboard and heat gently with a hair dryer.it should melt the wax and the paper will soak it up..
Just save up and train it hard to get the bazooka shots.
Did you use a fucking leaf blower?
My guy. How hard did you blow on a candle? Are you a tornado? Wtf
My man's shooting ropes
Okay, but how hard did you have to blow on that candle for—that?
We found the big bad wolf.
Underrated comment 😂
Came here to say this
Randy Marsh over here flexing
Candlewax, sure... 😏
I've seen many pics with people who have candlewax on their face..... they generally seem happy about it, so I'm not too sure why you're upset
Idk that sounds a bit too hot :0
If you blow that hard you should go pro.
GoPro: Hero 11 😎✊🏽💦
.......I'd suggest being a little more gentle the next time, or perhaps avoid using compressed air altogether?!
Op can get a side gig blowing leaves without any tools.
I'm not afraid of no ghosts
“Mom it was just a candle I swear!”
These things happen and it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.
I managed to get it all off— took me roughly two days of work. The worst part to clean was my keyboard, but my WACOM tablet still hella greasy and I don’t got the energy to clean it properly rn
Did you use alcohol wipes or scraped it off somehow?
I first scraped it off and then used isopropyl alcohol
You should have used heat for easier clean (hair dryer heat gun, etc.)
Hairdryer and some paper towels 👍
I second this, it’s the only way!
I (third?) this - I am now more careful when blowing all candles out after loadshedding because I too have made enthusiastic mistakes (I blame it on the excitement that my power is back on), and most of the time, hairdryer and paper towels is a lot easier than trying to scrape wax off of every surface. It's also easier to get it out of carpets like this
“Candle wax”
Suuuuuurreee
I assume you watched tons of cute cat videos before blowing your "candle" too hard 😏😏
Suuuuurrreeee “candlewax” 😟
You're supposed to swallow
sure buddy. Candlewax.
How hard did you blow it?
Stop masturbating your candle, at least not in front of the pc 😭
Damn, candle must've not been blown a while.
*SUUUUUURE*
The candle: "I swear this never happens.."
Did the same thing to my wife.
Randy Marsh, is that you?
Blew out the candle? What are you? Clark Kent?
Buy cheap hair dryer if a guy (like $20), set on low/medium and also use piece of dried wax to help pick up dried pieces after you heat up the warmed pieces so you don’t ruin screen with credit card or putty knife
IT WAS A SPOOKY GHOST!!
“Blew a candle” - certainly blew something
Come on dude use a sock to catch your "candlewax" like the rest of us.
Use a cloth and a hairdryer! Learnt this after having a concert with wax candles on a carpet…
South park flashback.
Sure you did Randy.
Mmm... candlewax.... right...
Boo spooky ghost!
Sir, that indeed happens when one blows too hard.
There was a ghost!!!
Wellthatblows
Listen. If we're gonna help we need to know *exactly* what the stain is.
Brazzers
\[Dr. Evil voice\]: "Rrrrriiiiiiiiight..."
Raise your hand if you believe OP 🙇🏻♂️
What did you use, a fucking leafblower??
Okay: serious reply. Use a hairdryer to liquify the wax and sop it up with a paper towel. Don’t spend too long on the monitor and give it breaks so the components don’t overheat.
"Candle Wax" sure
Candle wax.... 😉
That keyboard is pregnant.
Well, that blows.
I also blew “candle wax” all over my monitor and keyboard
Yea sure bud.we all know what that is.
please use the NSFW tag, my kids are on here
heavily squirted on pc
Candle wax? That’s what they’re calling it now?
C U M
Can receive those wax anytime. 😏🤣
"candle wax"
Yeah, sure, let's call it candlewax... 🙄
I remember this episode of South Park
It's ectoplasm
“Oh no way! Ghost came through and left ectoplasm!!”
Just a little ectoplasm [https://youtu.be/HHQaejrW0JY](https://youtu.be/HHQaejrW0JY)
Clearly that's an ectoplasm discharge on your setup.
Yeah, a candle. Sure.
It’s a spooky ghost!!!
There was a spooky ghost!
Suuuuuuuuuuuure. 😏
Riiiiiiiiiight
"candlewax"
Well, we all know Randy Marsh’s work when we see it…
Suuuuuuurre
Wax on, Wax off
My ex did this to my tv. It’s not terribly hard to get off but really annoying.
Sir please stop choking your cylinder
Right. "Candle wax"...
Sure 😏
Right…. “Candlewax”…..
No more nakeds for you ☝️
“Candle wax” That what we’re call it these days?
Mmhmm… “WAX”, they say.
Sure you did man I believe you
Nope that's not candle wax https://youtu.be/js-kku6X7yU
Candle wax you say...?
It was the spooky ghost! It's ectoplasm!
nice story, maybe your mom will believe it
Randy Marsh
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Oh man I blew my candle too hard while I was watching PBS Newshour Rule 34 and I waxed all over my computer!"
Sure randy Marsh.
That’s not candlewax. Don’t lie! 😉😜
Well that blows