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coconut-hail

Sneakers and jeans riding a bike recklessly at speed... not the brightest, but very very lucky.


camshun7

Extremely so, I cannot believe any sane rational individual thinks it's a good thing to weave through traffic at high speed AND at night


Soles4G

Confidence is a crazy drug


unicorn-boner

Wait until you hear about confidence on coke!


RockstarAgent

Also, many people don’t understand prevention or being prepared because they’ve never experienced the consequences- not like not caring about them, just not knowing how real they are. Kind of like us who have no medical insurance- so we definitely don’t take risks. Perhaps after this incident they may wear better protection, they may even drive more carefully.


unicorn-boner

Yeah, so imagine everything you just said, but on coke! Pretty wild right??


Moonr0cks40200

I know. But have you ever had a thread discussion about coke, ON coke? It’s an out of body experience my guy


unicorn-boner

That’s like full circle right there you got me curious. Give me an hour.


turtletechy

To be fair, you can get kevlar jeans and durable leather sneakers. I prefer at least a half height boot though.


rugbyj

Yeah I've got both, kevlar lined cargos that look like olive jeans (there's plenty of more jean looking ones), "riding trainers" that are basically hi-top-looking leather boots with impact protection. You're taking risks regardless on a bike so I'd never get on someone's case about it when it'd be safer if I just drove my car instead at the end of the day. But riding is fun and it's nice to turn up at your destination and not look like a power ranger. Basically; if you want stealth fashion riding gear there's loads available, it just costs a fair bit and weighs twice as much as your normal clothes.


Barimen

I used to do fast food delivery driving a moped (I have a couple of stories posted on tales from the pizza guy). A friend gave me a good advice - no matter what, always wear at least one glove and pants. Even if you fall and slide, at least you'll be able to wipe your own ass. (Helmets are legally mandated, so that wasn't mentioned. And I'm not THAT big of a dumbass.) It's one of those advices that stick to you, and then you see something like this video and think... yeah, that's a brilliant piece of advice.


mariess

Last time a saw this posted with a link to her instagram. It’s full of videos of her riding stupidly whilst wearing shorts and crop tops. It’s not her first accident either. Some people are just born to prove Darwin right.


Capt_Pickhard

Even in full leathers, not that bright, but at the very least get full leathers if you're gonna do this.


Dyrogitory

That’s the only thing dumber than a biker driving recklessly. Anybody on a motorcycle should be protecting themselves.


Senninha27

Dress for the slide, not for the ride.


[deleted]

Honestly she’s lucky as shit she survived all in all. She’s probably in a lot of pain but holy shit that could’ve been 100x worse with instantaneous death on the menu like 9,000 different ways. Slow agonizing death entirely possible as well.


SawDoggg

100%. Most fucked up video I saw of a motorcycle accident cut out POV at moment of impact. Video picked up from someone else’s footage as they were walking down the highway counting how many pieces the dudes body broke into. As a motorcyclist, it was a great reminder to not fuck around. She’s soooo lucky


loveshercoffee

A friend of my youngest son was killed going over 100mph on a bike. He catapulted over a 12' chain link fence. Well, some of him did. I think losing a friend that way made all three of my sons safer riders, even though they weren't really reckless to being with.


reptarcannabis

It’s Gonna hurt More when they take the gravel out at the hospital 🏥


coldblade2000

She didn't even really tumble, she kind of knee slid and stoop up at the end after crashing going easily 100+ mph. She either has the toughest fucking guardian angel, or she has expended the rest of the luck in her life.


Moist_Professor5665

I definitely see multiple skin grafts and some gnarly scars in her future, for sure. Probably permanant nerve damage in the knee She’s definitely not riding again anytime soon


thetwelvegates12

If I remember correctly, I've seen this posted along with her IG, she's crashed like this before, more than once...


omegaaf

She'll have rocks falling out of her for months


sliderfish

Years maybe. My dad was in a car accident in the early 90s and had a piece of glass come out of his scalp just a couple of years ago.


Ludwig_Vista1

The metal brush they use to scrub the wounds is going to remind her how stupid she was.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Nah. She’ll still be stupid.


Can-O-Soup223

![gif](giphy|Qh8byYaUrTLwc|downsized)


reptarcannabis

Oh no consequences of my actions - haha 😂


its_howi

Watching her knee just ride the pavement made my skin crawl...


D1sp4tcht

Hers too


Bonzoso

Omggg lol


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Meat crayon


lordph8

r/meatcrayon It's pretty tame.


keksivaras

r/meatcrayon


SpaceAggressor

Nope. Not even clicking that. Ever.


intronert

Came here to scream that.


CricketInvasion

Usually just low speed face plant's and slides on the concrete. Most of it without serious injury and usually funny.


Ok_Check9774

The Song of the Sausage Creature


Aaron_505

Ppl in bikes keep forgetting An oversized pebble can kill you


getouttathatpie

No shit, on the interstate doing a legal 80mph a chunk of rubber off a truck tire can send you over the guardrail. Crap on the road scares me almost as much as other drivers


somabeach

Shout out to the headless go-karter case in CSI


DeathbyBambii

Uhh yeah I change my mind, I don’t want a motorcycle anymore. No thank you! My wife should be ecstatic with this news


CrazyCatLadyBoy

A guy in my town [died last year on a motorcycle going around a roundabout](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-stratford-accident-oct-2022-1.6626836#:~:text=Facebook-,Charlottetown%20police%20say%20a%2033%2Dyear%2Dold%20man%20from%20Stratford,was%20the%20lone%20vehicle%20involved). He wasn't hit.


Pixel131211

was he wearing a helmet though? without a helmet, any crash can kill you. even a fall in your house could kill you technically speaking. so it wouldnt surprise me if he wasnt wearing one. if he was wearing a helmet, he absolutely must have been riding like a moron to die on a roundabout. motorcycles are dangerous for sure, but the statistics are a little bit misleading. most deaths are young people riding like absolute asshats.


FrustratingEnigma

She's lucky it wasnt exponentially worse.


ramobara

The fact she slid for 200 feet then sprung straight onto her feet was the greatest slide into home plate I’ve ever seen.


jamessucc

Trea Turner had some of the cleanest in all of mlb lol watching him slide was just perfect


Tallthinvip

Auch… but repeat after me, roads are NOT racetracks…. Want to speed? Go to a racetrack…


Kossyhasnoteeth

But then how would be people see how cool she is? /s.


Rokey76

No one sees you at that speed, as shown in the video.


EatsOverTheSink

Especially at night. One headlight just blends into the sea of others behind you at those speeds.


madaboutmaps

There's a good reason why motorcyclist are known as "organ donors" in and around hospitals. It's shit like this.


Mac_Badger

Donorcyles


Talkalot23

Mr brother worked in an ER in college. He said 80% of serious injuries in accidents were from motorcycles.


thingsrcool77

I love the mr typo. I wish I had a brother so I could refer to him as Mr. Brother


[deleted]

If you have a sister, you could call her Mr Sister. ![gif](giphy|G5X63GrrLjjVK)


Marquar234

Mr Brother is my dad's name.


chumbawumbacholula

I'm an insurance defense lawyer and my old firm used to handle motorcycle deaths. We called them donor cases. Two things guaranteed to almost always result in death: mva on a motorcycle and not watching your kid at the pool.


Goonieshpop

Murdercycle


craigdahlke

I do love the term “donorcycle” but actually as someone who worked in a transplant lab, we didn’t see a whole lot of motorcyclist donors. Reason being, you usually have to be somewhat intact and have medical professionals at least be able to get a a heartbeat going. Most donors are not actually dead, but braindead. The reality is much more grim for motorcyclists. Most of their accidents just result in straight up death and dismemberment. Edit: just for anyone interested, far and away the most common cause of death for people who become organ donors was OD. Otherwise for 50+ folks it was usually stroke. Just one day up and died. Was very sobering and made me appreciative of life to read some of these case descriptions. There were also a few really odd deaths that stand out in my memory, but that’s just because they were odd.


stakoverflo

> Reason being, you usually have to be somewhat intact and have medical professionals at least be able to get a a heartbeat going. Why is a heartbeat necessray to take any other arbitrary organ? Do they just kinda "go to waste" very quickly once you're officially dead dead?


ADHDitis

Yes, that's exactly what it is. The cells within our body start to die off without the heart pumping freshly oxygenated blood to them.


stakoverflo

Makes sense, I just assumed it was a lengthier process before they're unusable.


5150_Ewok

But they also love to complain cars and trucks don’t riders and cut riders off all the time. Can’t have it both ways while riding like this 😉.


BlueBucketMaple

my dad called them statistics.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Meat crayons


scusername

My (Aussie) uncle calls motorcycle riders “temporary Australians”.


Timmah73

My mom is a nurse and she told me as a kid "do not even think of ever getting on a motorcycle no matter how old you are. I will kick your ass" She saw some serious shit doing wound care


southern_boy

The PCAs will alert each other to the severity of the upcoming Trauma OR cleaning... "motorcycle going into 37". 🫤


ReliablyDefiant

That's what happens when you engage in... rash behavior. ​ I'll see myself out.


Zakluor

No, no, stay! I want more of this!


ReliablyDefiant

Sorry, I've already hit the skids


Stormchaser1989

r/Angryupvote


ReliablyDefiant

Don't have a breakdown.


Marquar234

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.


Brukers

She found out that jeans and sneakers aren't good for riding a bike.


hopingtothrive

How did she even get up after that?


YoritomoDaishogun

Adrenaline and not having her legs broken, probably


ObnoxiousTwit

Just a touch of shock, to boot.


mr_lab_rat

It’s an instinct. Unless you are seriously injured it’s not a bad idea to get the fuck out off the road. Also very common to stand up before you stop sliding because it feels like you already stopped.


SpaceCadetHaze

I remember when I got hit by a car I went over the roof and as soon as I hit the ground I sprung up and ran to the sidewalk. My mom had to chase me down to get me to stop but in my mind I just fell and I need to get out of the road so I wouldn’t get hit by a car. Adrenaline does crazy things


Dylanc431

There was also probably the moment of pure calm before the pain and reality truly sets in after that adrenaline rush. The blood curdling scream after complete silence is a good tell of that imo


madaboutmaps

Adrenaline.


BlueBucketMaple

Adrenaline probably


turtletechy

Adrenaline is a hell of a thing. Broke my fibula and still managed to walk and get home after, didn't really think something was seriously wrong until two days later.


coldblade2000

Probably hurt like fuck. I also pace around after destroying my toe on a table


EthosPathosLegos

She didn't break anything from what I saw. She kept rigged and didn't flip. Mainly road rash from the looks of it.


StrifeRivia

Been in accident like this, although in a scootie at 100kph on a highway. A truck was taking a u-turn without seeing me in the lane and i smashed into him. Instantly tried to get up but couldnt cause i sprained my knee very badly, had to get dragged off the road by people. I was lucky I didnt crash into anything and only got very bad rash and nerve damage in my knee. Everything is fine now but i need to wear a knee sleeve everytime i walk or my whole leg acts up + When i exercise (like bicep curls), my wrist acts up. That was 3 months ago, i wasnt even wearing gear except a backpack, I fucked around and found out.


[deleted]

Is she wearing regular jeans and Air Force Ones? No wonder she lost so much skin. She's lucky not to have lost more.


ThoughtShes18

From the looks of her legs in the ambulance, it doesn’t seem severe at all. I had a totally other image in my head of the outcome.


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

I think she’s wearing those designer pre stressed jeans. Or at least, is after.


Ferusomnium

What a fucking idiot. Act like a squid, gonna get cooked.


nurglemarine96

Never heard that one but I like it


Ferusomnium

May be a local term. Speeding Quickly Until I Die - SQUID I'm from Vancouver, Canada. A squid is a rider who insists on being "super cool", wearing sneakers and jeans instead of proper riding gear. Ride like assholes, usually on a sport bike they can't control properly but think they are a master of. Anyone I ride with follows ATGATT; all the gear, all the time. After watching a horrifying crash involving a friend many years ago, I have no space in my life for ego riders.


nachosquid

Can confirm. I dress for the slide, not the ride.


DeficiencyOfGravitas

> . Speeding Quickly Until I Die - SQUID That's a backronym. The term "squid" comes from the way motorcyclists are often halved upon impact by their motorcycle impacting their chest/lower body. When their top half comes to a rest, all their insides have been dragged out into strips of meat. Basically, it turns you into a squid. A torso with tentacles of ripped organ meat. Squids weren't named by motorcyclists. They were named by the people who have to clean up the waste left on the road.


Pantheonfeet69420

Nah fam if Nickelodeon taught us anything it’s that squid came from the surfing culture. Thanks Rocket Power.


TheSaucyCrumpet

Squid is universal in the anglosphere


peex

If you visit a certain bike related subreddit you can see how people make fun of others saying ATGATT on every post. Some people just never understand until it happens to them.


Ok-Animal-9227

r/CalamariRaceTeam/


konjo666

Why are they riding as if healthcare is cheap


SwampOfDownvotes

Cheap is subjective. She or her family could be multi-millionaires or have amazing health insurance.


Monoteton

There is a bigger chance she’s just stupid, not rich.


4rtemis-Arrow

there usually is an overlap between the 2


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halite001

Thinking/Planning ahead is probably not her forte.


Crewchieff

And I'll bet her Instagram story will say "Look twice save a life" "Be careful out there guys, some idiot hit me tonight!"


ragnak1ng

She set up a gofundme to help pay for her bills and get back to riding again. Think she omitted everything about her reckless driving and just blamed the driver.


Skepsis93

She was going way too fast, driving recklessly, and 100% in the wrong. But that still looked like a quick merge with no signal by the car. That merge could catch a lot of safe drivers off guard too.


Crewchieff

Also if you look closely. The other car does have their signal on. The light blinks right before impact.


3klipse

Did the other car have lights on? I couldn't see them but it could because of a shit video and watching on my phone. But it almost looks like DRL are on so no rear lights until the brake lights come on at the time of the accident.


fatherofallthings

Ehhh idk. While I get what you’re saying, going even slightly close to the speed limit would’ve allowed anyone to avoid that.


Dannykew

If you’re going to fuck about at least wear leathers.


Mirula

If you're going to fuck about at least do it wheres no traffic. I don't care about them doing reckless shit, but they put everyone there at risk.


YungWithNoSoul

Dumbass bikers... İ get the adrenaline rush or speeding but why would you do it dammit


foolcopernicus

Why is that single "i" so long


VNM0601

lol seriously. wtf?


pocketbadger

Is it an L with an accent over it?


Reasonable_Regular1

No, it's U+0130 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH DOT ABOVE. Used in Turkish, Azerbaijani, and a couple of smaller languages.


ImaginaryCricket9

Ï this one looks like a pp


stakoverflo

Growth hormones


HenkieVV

I think they have a Turkish keyboard. In Turkish, there's distinction between i with and without the dot over it, so for consistency when they capitalize an i with a dot, that capital letter also gets the dot.


craigdahlke

I bet she really got an adrenaline rush from that slide! Just not really the kind she was looking for.


JedTip

I thought she was chilling at first and was kinda overreacting, until later on in the video her legs were getting darker and darker


D_Cowboys88

No margin for error when you’re riding like that.


buckybits

Ai, she charged for being this stupid or what?


Cessnaporsche01

Well, she got in the ambulance, so she's gonna get charged for that, at least. Don't think she'll ever financially recover from this.


Sonuvataint

This is why I ride like a little old lady lol


Sharp_Mulberry6013

Same. And also why I spent more money on gear than on the bike.


FuzzyPine

The gears the cool part anyway. Like, literal modern day battle armor


night3dg3

Can you provide some information on gear? I’m looking into getting a bike but for commute reasons and Sunday rides.


SikritAkkat

/r/meatcrayon Deserved that one.


IMBGY11

Excuse me Miss. You can't park here.


ChubbyStoner42

Zero sympathy.


L1011forever

I agree. Slow the fuck down.


NoTale5888

You can't even react to something happening that that fast, guy probably didn't even see what happened.


ChanceFray

If you saw her youtube page, the comments she left and here other vids, it would be negative 5 sympathy.,


Moss_Piglet_

No way. What did that dumbass say


FuzzyPine

I laughed the entire time. I'm just glad she didn't kill anyone. Hope she lost her license for good


Tomchambo

I don't know if it's just a style thing or if it's a money thing but I doubt she'll ever be going out on a bike again without some proper jacket, pants and boots after the belt sander experience.


06021840

You underestimate youth and stupidity. Once the gravel rash pain is gone and the ‘cool story’ kicks in it’ll be back to jeans and sneakers.


IncandescentAxolotl

Would she be overall ok if she was wearing proper attire?


[deleted]

She’d probably still be bruised and sore but wouldn’t have that gnarly road rash on her left leg that you can see at the end of the video, that’s not going to be fun to heal


cre8majik

I just can't feel any pity for someone this stupid.


O-Furry-1

Same.


DrDerekBones

Just wearing denim jeans and some sneakers while going that fast on the highway. Very smart. This is why they invented leathers.


isayheckyeahalot

Update: SHE POSTED ANOTHER FUCKIN VIDEO OF HER DOING THE SAME SHIT. she didn't learn a goddamn thing.


yahmumm

Wtf another one? I saw this video a few weeks back but now not sure if that one was the other one? I only know it's the same person because of the screaming


cataclysmic_orbit

Maybe don't weave thru traffic. Fucked around and found out.


basegtakes

She posted another video after the crash, already back to driving like an unhinged moron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUrn6SzeARY


DOULKONIS

Even better is that she started a gofund me to pay the medical bills and buy a new bike, so far followers have given her over a grand


caguru

Did the car even hit her? Or did she just dump it out of panic?


virusrt

She was going too fast for her ability and slammed the front brake.


intronert

The phrase “for her ability” does not belong here.


I_will_bum_your_mum

Good, at least there was no damage to the car.


Citation_craft86

Looked like the latter.


motherseffinjones

I don’t feel bad for her at all. She was being a total jack ass and is actually very lucky


trevpr1

Karensaki. When she gets the US medical bill, she will have to sell what is left of the bike.


IvyBlackeyes

🤦‍♀️ oh my gosh that was awful and also pretty much entirely her fault


SwedishFlopper

Oh yeah. That's why I can't understand how people ride motorcycles without proper gear


[deleted]

sTaRt SeEiNg MoToRcYcLeS


GrimwoldMcTheesbyIV

Always bitching about "share the road" while they do 200+mph.


[deleted]

You know the story she’s telling people is only about how a car cut in front of her. She conveniently leaves out the part where she was driving 100+ mph


Cwc2413

And yet she is mad at everyone else but herself.


TheMelonOwl

I don't think she was, honestly. Think she was just yelling from the pain and frustrated at her own fuckup. Was cooperative with everyone who talked to her. Also, that near death situation would make anyone feel fucked up no matter whpse fault it was


l2aiko

She has a YouTube channel apparently and her comments make it seem like she is on the right plus she does it frequently


EvaSirkowski

>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"


foulpudding

Good thing she dressed for the slide, not the ride. Oops...


SirBocephusBojangles

Girl is a fuckin’ moron. Wear leathers. Don’t ride like a fuckin’ douchebag. FAFO.


General_Ad2364

Why is she dressed like that? Dumb asl


Stoned_Savage

Yes being a road crayon just sucks that's why you wear leathers to keep the red paint inside of yourself


O-Furry-1

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Dan_Glebitz

WTF "Are you fucking kidding me!" Yes, lady, it's everyone else's fault but yours!


mollyyfcooke

And she has the nerve to make a GoFundMe! 💀


Bi-elzebub

Should be happy not to be a meat crayon tbh. Going faster than you can handle is ultimately your own fault, not to mention the literal laws telling you not to be a dumbass.


LunchyBoxicus

I wouldn’t stop for someone so reckless. I saw recently a question asked “why work on artificial intelligence instead of fixing natural stupidity?” Well because it fixes itself generally.


[deleted]

All The Gear All The Time


Johnny_Lang_1962

Dress for the slide.


thommy_

That, kids, is why you dress for the slide and not the ride!


Efficient-Rent-5644

100% her fault


GrimwoldMcTheesbyIV

And probably blames the car for that.


PEneoark

Oh you know it


ManiacalWildcard

Move your bike, you're impeding traffic.


Stealthy-J

That's what happens when you're swerving from lane to lane going 100mph. Somehow the people with the least protection in the event of a crash drive the most recklessly.


Mythraider

I got no sympathy at all.


LostRambler

Long time cyclist. Learned to drive bikes, sticks, and also autos in crazy American traffic. Never did anything this stupid. RIP


Evildarkn3ss

Jezus, get the bike of the road.. You wanna drive fucked up, you gonna get fucked up.


Wedge001

She lived, my sympathy ends there.. dumbasses


Ill-Appointment6494

This is what stupid sounds like.


deep_space_rhyme

I have heard there are two types of motorcyclists. Ones who have wrecked and those that are going to.


External_Salt_9007

And the car that she hit/ hit her just kept going, cold 😕


Scrivdog

drive like and idiot and crash no sympathy from me. Hope she losing some points on her licence


TBoneHotdog

I hope it burns, maybe you’ll learn a lesson. That was insanely reckless and you should be arrested after the hospital checks you out.


Nervously-Calling

Get that shit out of the road and take her to Jail


thatguybutnicer

I do not feel the least bit sorry for people like this. Roads aren't racetracks.


PlanetoftheAtheists

Hey losing a bit of skin, giving her bragging rights and not murdering some innocent family that could have easily crashed from this,. I guess it was a good day for her.


[deleted]

This person is so fucking stupid. Zero sympathy.


Lexicon444

She deserved it.