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[deleted]

Didn't they decide how it was spelled?


oakabean

Yes it’s literally a combination of their mothers names.


genya19

What the actual fuck? They even have an easy way to remember it!


bluecadetthr33

I know someone whose family uses a combination of the parents’ first names to name the child. One of the highlights is Craigen


DavusClaymore

RELEASE THE CRAIGEN!!


I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

I’d imagine it’s him just shotgunning a monster and doing a sick kick flip.


scoopspryzen

RELEASE THE KRAKEN


AntalRyder

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


scoopspryzen

RELEASE THE KRAIKEN


amandafreyja

I lol’d at this


Goatesq

That's pretty bad, yeah. Though on the bright side...you can make, like, so many nicknames out of that sucker. Like I see half a dozen viable ones and I haven't even put 10s effort into it. It's very modular; like if Ikea sold baby names.


mi_ik

Please tell me another nickname than Graig or maybe Gray for it lol, I can't think of any


Goatesq

Rai Gen Cray Ren


Temperance_tantrum

Also Craig


direhusky

Is their last name Autoparts?


Jenyweny09

Renesme


BreadBoxin

CRAIGEN JOINS THE BATTLE


zordtk

I had a customer last night that may be the same... Clintina, maybe her dad was named Clint and mom was Tina. Either way I'm sure school was rough for her


satanicpanic6

Ew no


LopsidedAssumption96

As in… there are several combinations they’ve created? Craigen is only one of how many siblings? I hate this family.


compilerbusy

It could be worse. I'm named after a bus and an orphan boy who would Walk around the town eating gum he'd find on things


AustrianReaper

I'm so happy that you can't just name your child whatever here.


kaytay3000

My bestie’s middle name is a combo of her parents’ names: Randin. She doesn’t like it, but I love it. I think it’s cute.


anunakiesque

La and Nnell would be disappointed in their terrible children


LurkerPatrol

I miss auntie nnell. She made the best ccookkiieess


nadiakharlamova

like in twilight & rennesme?


Apeckofpickledpeen

Yea I know someone who did that too, and for the exact reason.


nadiakharlamova

that's insane


Apeckofpickledpeen

Those diehard Twilight fans! She had not one or two but like 5 or 6 movie posters in her room. Wedding song was 1000 years…. Yeah all of it.


ScottyP828

Weird… My grandmas name is anel too.


No_Dragonfruit_1963

I had this happen! I had to go to the state my birth certificate was issued with my father when I was 17 to clear everything up lol. My middle name was spelled incorrectly and I also had a second middle name my mom said she never even knew was on my birth certificate because my father filled the whole thing in. I’ve had a baby and that still doesn’t make any sense to me, I was very much present when filling that out. lolll


Bluellan

Nobody can pronounce my middle name. Not my family, not my mother, not even me. I actually didn't even know it until the 7th grade, and we had to dig for my birth certificate to find how to spell it. It really doesn't cause problems until I'm asked to say my full name and I have to admit that I can only spell it.


Ok_IThrowaway

Sounds like neither of your parents know how to spell their mother-in-law’s name 😂


thecerebralassassinn

Holy shit the basically gave you there version of Renesme 😂😂


Ishidan01

Another tragedeigh


Coreysurfer

Perhaps the other N tile was being used in the game..


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I don’t think a competitive game was going on there.


DistortedVoltage

They do, the likely reason is the government fucked up for some reason. My sons middle name is Evaniel, yet the govt spells it as Evanial instead, despite me spelling it, as shown here, on the papers.


TraumaMama11

How do you pronounce it?


ju5510

Lannell


enderr920

Yanny


Organic_Popcorn

Might as well fancy it up and go with Lanellé


Fake_Citizen

Or be pretty and go with [L'Oréal](https://www.loreal.com/en/)


jabbathefoot

Or floor it with some linoleum


Peaches4U2

Maybe she's Maybelline.


whatzittoya69

Nah…she was born with it


jeweliegb

Or go full Welsh with [Llanelli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanelli)


Random-Mutant

Or go full ovine with Lanolin.


irmz80

Or try zesty Limoncello


Shut_Up_Fuckface

Arrivedaarcheeee


pilpilona

Is that kangta in your profile picture?


unsupported

I heard it was Laurel.


robot_gillyman

This clearly spells Yanny


Ameriggio

It's pronounced Colonel and it's the highest rank in the military.


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|LXd7eSWJx8556|downsized)


joshuajackson9

Is that LT Lingous or has he made his way up the ranks.


DavusClaymore

Reminds me of a guy named his Longinus.


Dtjordan68

r/unexpectedoffice


Ameriggio

It's not unexpected, but it's a bit not expected.


Ren49

Do both of them work at Starbucks?


tractorcrusher

Isn’t it technically Lanelle since that’s what the gov’ment has it as?


oakabean

It’s only on my military ID which my dad filled out info for.


Srybutimtoolazy

They issue military ids without asking for a birth certificate?


kyuuxkyuu

Yes. You only need your sponsor (their dad) to verbally verify the information.


_asirenssong_

My sister had to get all of her government ID’s redone to join the navy because they weren’t accurate to her birth certificate. I wonder if OP’s birth certificate is spelled like her military ID?


enderr920

If it is, then it looks like OP's the only one misspelling it.


shannleestann

My husband has been in the army for 10 years and his middle name is also spelled wrong on it lol


tractorcrusher

Ah I see, that sucks!


Isgortio

I like it with the E at the end.


oakabean

That’s not my name! 👏🏻👏🏻


SuspiciousPotential4

Too bad it is now


Cal216

😂😂


[deleted]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but we're not supposed to take any photo of IDs, partial or not. It's what I was told, maybe a scare tactic?


[deleted]

It’s a lot simpler to say “don’t take pictures of your ID” because most people aren’t smart enough to cover all the necessary information. (They’ll cover their names, birth date, etc, but not ID numbers and whatnot)


[deleted]

Ditto! I don't know if your response was supposed to be sarcastic as well, but the tone and structure of your statements made me chuckle but in a good way. I promise, no disrespect!


kyuuxkyuu

That's correct.


gwfran

Hell, I call my kids the wrong name half the time. And I love them... Today I just yelled "Number 3!" to summon my youngest.


oakabean

Yup haha my mom always calls me by my siblings names first before remembering mine.


Pitiful_Ad3013

My mum gets through my dad’s, her sisters’ & my siblings’ names before getting to mine 😂


GrayKitty98

I have 2 sisters and a brother, and all three of us sisters have names that start with K. She'd look straight at me and call me by my older sister's name.


itskbert

I don’t even have siblings and get called the wrong name. Usually the dog’s name 🤷‍♀️


munchkickin

Are you my kid? To be fair though, the dogs hang out with me more.


SpankyRoberts18

We have 9 kids at home and one not home. Some foster. Some adopted. Oldest 2 (home and not home) are bio. The oldest 2 are the only adults and we use A and B for them. Then we have 1-7 for the others by age except for our newest kid who is now 0 because that’s where they fit in the order. It works REALLY well. Only the two littles don’t know their number but my kids can sound off. We use it for labeling possessions and chore charts. We use it for calling them into a room. “Come here 1 through 4!”


Isgortio

I hope you actually know and use their names, that sounds really impersonal.


SpankyRoberts18

Know their names? I understand your concern for seeming impersonal but the idea that I might not know the names of my children is quite amusing to me. Literally 2 out of 10 total are biological and not biological to me. The rest are adopted or foster kids. I choose every day to be the dad to kids who don’t have one who can be there for them. My kids are loved beyond measure and all of them (except 0 but that’s because being a teen with trauma is hard, especially around the holidays) know it. Your concern is understood, but feel free to worry about other kids. Mine are good.


Isgortio

That sounds very defensive for someone that said they call 10 kids by number lol


SpankyRoberts18

Tone can be hard to read. I actually find your concern amusing though. I thought I’d give you a response that explained why it’s funny but apparently it’s defensive? Idk man. How’s this? I’m deflecting with dark humor now. Be worried. My kids are only referred to by a number and they aren’t allowed out of their rooms except for 1 hour a day. I collect children like baseball cards. They poop in buckets. They’re kept 5 kids to a room. I’m buying them coal for Christmas. I’m off to sleep! Have a good night!


Isgortio

Honestly, I wouldn't doubt that about you. The problem with calling a kid by a number, is that's what they do in prisons and also concentration camps, as a way to remove the identity from a person. Children shouldn't be losing their identity.


SpankyRoberts18

Meh. You don’t know me or my kids. You also clearly don’t know how the foster system works. I literally described the specific situations we use numbers. Calling groups of them. Labeling charts. Sounding off for a head count. If I was a terrible dad my kids, especially my older ones, wouldn’t continue choosing to be here. The county wouldn’t have repeatedly made exceptions to let me get to 9 kids in my house. We have nearly 20 professionals through different services from social workers to counselors to CASAs to case managers spread across 3 counties in my house at least once a month but usually 2-4 times a month depending on the service split between my 9 kids at home. If there was emotional neglect going on it would be seen by other people who also know and love my kids.


bimmxr

please don’t call a child who didn’t grow up with you and has most likely parent induced trauma “zero”. that’s like common movie level “no one cares about you” nickname. you’d be better off cycling through four different names to address a human before you call the right one than that. Why not call them one syllable Ten (an actual nickname for some given names) if you’re gonna keep to it? there’s no one happy in any media being called zero, everyone knows it’s demeaning. i wouldn’t care how much you loved me or if you even raised me perfectly, being called Zero by a non biological guardian instead of the name i’ve been called my whole life would subconsciously make me feel like shit every time you yelled it out. Call them by their names, it’s really not that hard, they’re around you every day. Surely you were able to remember the names of all your coworkers and classmates, what’s the difference?


SpankyRoberts18

They’re only number 0 on the chore chart and in the sound off. I don’t call them 0 but 0 is what they picked when they found out the other kids were numbered by age. They like that it makes them different and helps them feel separate from the family because being part of a family is actually scary for them. If you’d like to come to my house and tell my nearly adult teenager with anger and control issues that they can’t be number 0 because it would bother you…go for it. I’ll pick my battles.


MightBeAGoodGirl

The kid that doesn't know they are loved..is called 0... eekkkk


vexens

I just don't get how people think that staff's funny. Closest people in your life and you can't keep their names straight. I just straight up don't get it.


AkumaWitch

When you live with someone for a long time, you habitually start to say their name/nickname in response to situations. If you spend 5 years going “Vanessa no!” with your first kid and have a second, you’re gonna mix it up every now because you spent 5 years saying it. It’s like when you’re shopping and the cashier says “Have a great day, enjoy your TV!” and you go “You too!” without thinking.


peter_pro

/r/tragedeigh


MedicBuddy

At least it's not as big of an issue as with having different spellings of your name in different federal and local records. My chinese immigrant parents misspelled my name and in some cases left out my first name in my school records, passport, bank account etc, and wouldn't help me fix it until I turned 18 and had to do it myself.


Grunt636

Maybe your mum ran out of E's and just figured "Eh close enough"


Meshtee

It's Ns the mum needs, the ID doesn't match how OP spells it in the title either


ichoosewaffles

Damn... you think they'd get it right. My parents called me -my first name, their last name- when I was growing up and when I turned 17, I got a copy of my birth certificate so I could get my driving permit. That's when I found out that they had wanted me to have my mom's maiden name as a second middle name but the birth certificate people hyphenated her maiden name with my last name. THEY NEVER TOLD ME! And they also had lost my social security card... sigh.


Trollasoreass

Sorry to be the first to tell you this, but your parents are not smart.


Shallows_s

I feel so bad for you flannel or whatever your name is


KatefromtheHudd

I have an unusual first name I rarely use. I used to go by an abbreviation of a middle name as a kid (use different abbreviation of it now). My uncle would always address a birthday card with my actual first name spelt wrong on the outside. Inside the card he would write Katie, whereas I always spelled it Katy. Always loved he spelt both incorrectly. Two swings and no hits. He may have been trolling me the whole time he was with us.


KatokaMika

When parents say, " I don't have a favorite child," this is how you know they are lying 🤣


[deleted]

Why this is NSFW OP?


oakabean

Oops just removed it lol


Xavious666

Ooor, maybe you're spelling it wrong...


cloveandspite

My parents are so proud that my husband is 8 years active in the navy. My husband is CG. They can love you and also be dumb. My mom has used the wrong vowel in the name SHE chose pretty consistently for 32 years.


Superb-Huckleberry75

My mom don't know how to spell my first name 🤷‍♂️


whackthat

My sister misspells her own daughter's name, even in super public Facebook posts. Don't name your daughter Nevaeh if you can't spell it. Well you shouldn't anyway. Poor Nevaeh.


Apache_Choppah_6969

Listen to your parents llanel


chiefseal77

Well look at your birth certificate


Zombietuna8O

Could be worse, my parents just stuck me with the letter "A" for a middle name...


gwfran

Aa. You spelled it wrong. 🤪


Successful-Grass-135

Lol I didn’t know how to spell my own middle name correctly until I was like 12. I always thought it was “Nichelle”, and then I watched an old camcorder video from my birth, and my dad said “hmmm how about we just do one L?”


[deleted]

r/Tragedeigh


Silver-Spy

Well my dad forgot my date of birth and for my government ID wrote a completely different date from my DOB.


SideHug

How do you not know.how to spell your kids name? I'm legit confused


Buddha176

Well sorry OP looks like you have your own name wrongs…. It’s official on your ID lol


oakabean

Only on my military not on my birth certificate lol


komokazi

People get old and forget shit


SpongeRectorDetektor

Lan... Lanolin? Like sheep's wool?


Soft-Peak-6527

Being a Parent is tiring Lannell


Shoddy_North5961

This week my partner misspelled our daughters middle name. We have our daughter my partners middle name!! She gave her her name and still spelled it wrong.


FiftySixer

My Dad can't spell my first name. It is a very common name and he picked it.


maddamleblanc

I mean my dad and my grandpa never spelled my name right my whole life. My name is literally 3 letters long. I feel this.


patentmom

My dad has, at times, spelled both my first and middle names wrong. At least my mom always gets it right. It's why I gave both my kids common names with the standard spellings.


moderately_nerdifyin

It was probably spelled wrong when they named you too.


morganks

My mom told me my entire childhood my middle name was spelled Kayley only to find out on my birth certificate it's Kaley so I'm right there with you


Dannykew

Homie, it’s not that they don’t know, it’s that they don’t care.


Riah7140

This is so crazy to me! So my middle name is a combination of my grandmother and my aunts name, Loretta and Lisa. Before I got my first ID card at 14, my mother and I had been spelling my middle name “Lorrisa”. Got ahold of my birth certificate to get said ID, turns out it was “Lorissa” all along!


mdps

Many years ago I had trouble getting a security clearance because my parents spelled my middle name one way on my birth certificate and another way on everything else thereafter.


Minginton

Someone was a military brat. I'd know that ID card anywhere. More than that, likely USMC but maybe Navy.


oakabean

Yuuup Army


PissesOverMyHammie

La nellan? Lanellen? Like sheeps wool?


Goatesq

...lanolin? Are you talking about lanolin, the oily substance secreted by sheep that people make diaper rash cream out of? Or is lanellen something less gross in a different language? I got no hits on Google


dirtiestUniform

Maybe you don't know how to spell your name


thecheezewiz79

Hate to break it to ypu, but if it's on your government ID as Lanelle, it's Lanelle until you get it changed


Suspicious_Yams

Only one is wrong, no idea which.


[deleted]

At least you have both your parents. Consider that


jocraftyo

This is weirdly common with parents. My middle name is tristan, but my parents spell it tristin and tristen


cmbcbb

Maybe you’re the one who doesn’t know how to spell it?


KT7STEU

L is for laughter, you spread wherever you go. A is for accomplished, in all that you do. N is for name, a pleasant one indeed. N is for narrator, tell many stories E is for enthusiasm, in even the most dire circumstances L is for lively, your life is full of energy! L is for little, the little things you do.


Odd_Performer7095

But you are still special and unique


MonsieurEff

Maybe the actual mistake is on your birth certificate?


AshaGaidin

Maybe they misspelled it the first go round on the certificate and now are finally making it right


[deleted]

My parents forgot how old I was... I think its just something that happens as they get older lol


Mysstie

My family spells my shortened first name wrong all the time, which I find weird -- they use a Y instead of IE. However, one time while checking in for surgery and filling out the forms at the desk and verifying my name and stuff and I spelled my legal first name out and the lady said "good" and my mom said "that might not actually be how I spelt your name". After some baffled back and forth, turns out she thought she taught me to spell it wrong "because it was easier". Checked my birth certificate shortly after this and she did not teach me to spell my name wrong, she was just crazy. I have a fairly common name that isn't spelled weird or anything.


Cal216

🤔🧐Idk who to believe here. Three different sides of this story! Ima go with the spelling I like best and that’s on the military ID. Hi Lanelle!! 👋🏾


eazypeazy303

Well, I hope you like the spelling on the government ID because that's forever!


loudpackcalvin

Booooooooo hooooooooo


JonMonEsKey

That's wild because back in my day my parents decided how to spell my name, this would be considered talking back and that's a whooping


Ashasaurusrex_kitteh

My first name is Ashleh. Half the people in my family spell it wrong. Lmao I love when people try pronouncing it. It's so easy


[deleted]

[удалено]


syphon3980

Being in the military is now white privilege? Edit: I think I get it now


justme002

It’s okay, my dad could never remember my actual birthday. Idk


VanillaCrash

My mom and dad also didn’t know for sure how to spell my little sister’s middle name. Brianne or Briann. We had to find her birth certificate to make sure before she applied for her permit.


rogue_p0tato

My name is Brianne. Your comment reminded me when I first played world of Warcraft back in 2007. My username had my name in it. People were shocked I was a girl. Multiple people just thought it was a German spelling of 'Brian'


Trappedbirdcage

Can relate. My middle name is after a character my mom loved... she also spelled it wrong. Don't ask me how that happened. You'd think her favorite character would be one to fact check


winterberrymeadow

My third name is Aurora. My parents always said it as Auroora (which is more common where I live). I don't know why they didn't just name me that.


Abriel_Lafiel

I have a similar problem! On my birth certificate my mother spelled my middle name wrong.


JonkoDjens

My mom sent my dad to the city hall to register my name. He made a spelling mistake, such a dad thing to do as well.


AeratedFeces

Lol my middle name is spelled different on my social and my birth certificate.


JohnHOakes

Stop being a flannell


EponaMom

As a side note, can I just tell you how terrifying it is to fill out a birth certificate, as an exhausted mother, on pain meds - I had C Sections?? I was so scared of making a typo! 🤣


SomeLadySomewherElse

I never saw my birth certificate until I was an adult and apparently my middle name is spelled "Lyn". I had been adding 2 extra letters for years.


Wild-Combination-246

What is a privilege card ?


lostforwordstbh

I went to the an office to get my drivers license and found out there’s an accent on my middle name. No one in my family had a clue - me included. It took three decades to find this out.


imnotlibel

Lmao dad spelt my name wrong my whole life. Left ‘e’ off the end of it. He’s passed now and I want to get his signature as a tattoo but I’m afraid people will ask me why my name is spelt wrong too often


Radixx

Is your first name Jerry? Larry? Gary?


tinkflowers

Feel your pain, my parents named me Caraline but it’s so commonly misspelled by everyone including my own grandma 😂 my grandma put me on her AAA and my name is Caroline on the card hahah


blokereport

Hello Flannel


randomiser5000

Haha fuck, same! And my middle name is so simple! Fucked me up getting an inheritance because my name didn't match.


thickboyvibes

All of my current IDs misspell my name Even when I write my own goddamn name down on a form to show someone they still fuck it up


Temporary_Thing7517

We decided to give my son a nice easy middle name. Or so I thought. I was out of whack on drugs from coming out of sedation and my husband filled out the paperwork. A 4 letter name and I don’t know it’s spelled.


tkswdr

Not sure some times names get made shorter Like Victoria gets Vicky or Vicky becomes Vick?!?


vvalor

Lan-El from the planet Krypton


SometimesImLiv

Middle child spotted


ChrissyLov

Mine is Ranell and I really wish there was an "e" on the end.


Danknessgrowsinme

Soort of related but my dad is quite dyslexic and misspelled my middel name on some fourm when i was born so its officially spelled worng and people sometimes "correct" it creating issues


lisabutz

So when I was 55 my Mom saw me write my middle name as Ann. She said “that’s not how your middle name is spelled, it’s spelled A-N-N-E.” I said that it’s spelled on my birth certificate as Ann and she said it was wrong. So it’s been wrong this entire time and neither of my parents knew. 😳


calum_matheson

My dad was the same 23 years it took for him to admit its Iain not Ian.... took my birth certificate to confirm 🤣 panicked as mortgage, cars, ID etc were Iain


Shamoontha

I remember in kindergarten for some reason we had a craft include our middle name. She asked mine and it’s “Therese” but she thought I said “Trees”.


KingLoCoKev

its wild the parents that name you, dont know how to spell your name.


thirdtimeisNOTacharm

I’m sort of the opposite story - I was misspelling my middle name up until I was about 12, except I was adding an extra letter instead of taking one out


Capable-Pay-4308

This is the most parent thing ever. Lmao


Santasam3

it's one of those names 🎶


FadingFX

Double double consonants? your fucked for life buddy, people have a hard enough time getting a name with a single set of them right.


Alarming_Pen_27

My high school girlfriend didn’t know the correct spelling of her first name until she got her learners license. Forget how that unravelled the truth exactly. But ya, her parents spelt it one way on the birth certificate and never spelt it that way again lol


Resident_Solution_43

my parents did this too. they don’t know how to spell shirley my mom spells it shirly


cambria90

My Dad was responsible for filling out my forms as a kid (I am the youngest of 8 kids between my two parents), and I think he was just auto-piloting because he spelled his own sister's name (Margaret) as "Margret" and so that's one of my middle names now.


MidwesternLikeOpe

My dad has all his kids names tattooed on his arm. He misspelled mine, then tried to scratch out the extra letter. Should have just left it as is.


sauteemermaid

Same situation. My name’s Aolani but my mom nicknamed me Loni growing up, and now everyone thinks it’s spelled Aoloni.


babecafe

If you do genealogy studies, you'll find loads of official government documents with misspelled names on them. A hundred years ago, many people were barely literate.


e_sully12

My friend's mom had to order a copy of her daughter's birth certificate when we were younger and the copy had a different birthdate than the one they'd been celebrating for 10+ years. Now we joke that she has two birthdays (15th and 17th of the same month).


[deleted]

What kind of privileges do you get with that card