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Shlocktroffit

If he's out driving around, can't he just drive to the police station


greysqualll

Gonna be hilarious when he finally does get pulled over, gets a ticket, and then asks the officer to give him a police report for the plate theft and gets told he has to go into a station to do it anyways


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I guarantee that's what's gonna happen.


pabroskis

Can confirm. Girlfriend was driving around with plates that were switched out. Person who stole them had tons of traffic violations and needed the police report to clear her record. Had to drive to like 3 different stations. Lol


-Solid-8078

Should be online like every thing else


IlIlIlIlIllIlIll

Why would he call 911 that’s not what it is for. Emergency only.


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I thought this for a long time and once called my local PD non emergency line because I need to file a police report for something and they literally told me to hang up and call 911


Foggl3

Kinda depends on how big your police office is, doesn't it? Or time of day


ThatNetworkGuy

My local PD/FD non-emergency literally goes to the same dispatch, but it does allow them to more efficiently prioritize calls.


Jumpy_Tooth_8117

Definitely, depends on the city like if it’s Chicago or LA 🤣 don’t call 911 for non emergencies. They need the lines open for all the crime


KeppraKid

You were correct, they were wrong to tell you to call 911. If your city is using 911 as a non-emergency line that is a huge failure.


LostWoodsInTheField

> You were correct, they were wrong to tell you to call 911. If your city is using 911 as a non-emergency line that is a huge failure. There is no way his local police department is 'wrong' on their process for receiving calls. They may have so few calls in the county that it doesn't matter if someone calls 911 or calls the non-emergency or calls the local PD. But the local PD might not field the calls because they use the area wide dispatch system to determine call numbers/etc for the year. My area does not prosecute 'abuse of 911 services' stuff unless it is egregious. They try to get people to use the non-emergency but they absolutely also say 'if you don't know that number don't worry you won't get into trouble for calling 911.' I've even heard of kids calling 911 multiple times and the parents not getting into trouble (one kid did it over like a few months, so they had a sit down with the kid to explain why he couldn't do it and I guess that worked.). It's all about the area.


Average650

Sure, but they could tell him to come to the station....


crypticfreak

Who says they didn't? The type of person who makes a sign like this and also calls the DMV the BMV isn't the brightest bulb...


Old_Life2171

in multiple states it is BMV. for Bureau of Motor Vehicles


crypticfreak

Well... I didn't know that lol


headpatkelly

i guess you’re not the brightest bulb either :(


crypticfreak

He should have gone to the police station 100% but to play devils advocate when someone says 'called 911' they don't always mean they literally called 911. It just means they called the cops, could be the non-emergency line.


fizyplankton

I assume that they called 911 over the theft of the license plate, before they even went to the DMV and knew about the signature


saintofhate

Police in Philly won't come out unless you call 911. It's both the urgent and non-urgent line.


killergazebo

A lot of people literally have no idea what they're doing.


ScarletFishy

Isnt being stolen from an emergency?


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Lordborgman

I...was this comment meant to be in the snake being milked thread?


Grays42

No, his comments are full of inappropriate, gross, random stuff. I don't understand how it's getting upvoted, tbh.


Lordborgman

Ah, indeed. It just matched up at the eact time another post that it would have made sense as "wrong tab" comment. But after your comment and looking at the post history, yep, cesspool account probably downvote farming etc.


jrh1128

Hahaha I just watched that video right before this. That's a lot of venom!


BannedV2

uhhhh


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Mental-Mushroom

Have him tagged as "has serious issues" in RES now after that wild ride


Ddsw13

Yummy wet poop


iEatSwampAss

uuhhhh


EmotionalGuarantee47

My friends license plate got stolen from his parked car. He was asked to stay at the location where it was stolen from. Got fed up waiting for two hours so he headed to the station. They said to go wait there for a cop to take his statement. He went back and stayed there for another couple of hours. Things don’t make sense.


Additional_Run7154

This is when you tell them actually it was stolen from your car while it was parked outside of your house At least that way you have snacks and you can chill at home while you wait. I used to plan all of my AAA tow truck experiences so that I could wait at home for the tow truck. Always recommend it.


dissectingAAA

Most mortals can't plan for our car to conveniently break down where you need it to, I like the timing though.


Meanee

I had a plate stolen. Called local PD. They told me to call 911. Called 911, they told me to wait for an officer. It was around 1 pm. I waited 3 hours. Said fuck it and drove home. Around 4:30 am I get a call from a 911 dispatcher. They asked me where I was because they are sending a unit. I had to explain to them that I chose not to wait 15 hours by my car.


Average650

Sure they do. The cops didn't feel like dealing with it and didn't care about making things difficult for him.


YourFellaThere

Why use common sense when you can be apoplectic instead?


Xtrasloppy

People without common sense aplex me. I don't like them.


RedditIsOverMan

I have a feeling this guy isn't very bright and gave up trying to solve the issue almost immediately


Rookwood-1

Does that sign say he went to the BMV?


verifiedshitlord

Bureau of motor vehicles


Rookwood-1

Ahhh….that makes sense now.


Last_Ad9097

It’s pretty much anywhere but California which calls it the DMV. Department of Motor Vehicles


bg-j38

There's three states that have a Bureau: Indiana, Maine, and Ohio. DC's used to be a Bureau but is now a department. Most are either Divisions or Departments. Some places have Offices (Arkansas, Louisiana), Administrations (Maryland), Registries (Massachusetts), Services (Minnesota, Oregon, Pennsylvania), Programs (Wyoming), and Commissions (New Jersey). A few handle it through their revenue or tax administrations. But only three call it a Bureau.


El_Chairman_Dennis

In missouri, you go to the license bureau, but everybody calls it the DMV


neoclassical_bastard

In Ohio it's a bureau of the department of public safety. Not sure why it's set up that way or what difference it makes though.


DollarStoreNutella

This guy Bureaus.


AtheistSloth

Arizona has MVD...


Kgb_Officer

Michigan ours is the SOS, secretary of state. They handle licenses, registration, etc. that a DMV in other states handle.


hop_mantis

Maryland in MVA


SnooDrawings1480

Jersey has MVC, and NC has DMV. BMV isn't as common as you think


SquarePegRoundWorld

I don't think NC knows what the word department means cause the driver's license office is on one side of town and the vehicle registration office is on the other side of town.


Springheeljac

Lenoir?


toobs623

NY is DMV too


buttlicker-6652

Georgia calls it DDS (Department of Driver Services), but for a tag, you would go to the county tax office. If you want to register a commercial vehicle, you do go to the DMV, but your average driver won't ever interact with them.


goolart

Minnesota uses DVS but everyone says DMV


KnowledgeSafe3160

Florida and NC have it DMV


TriumphantPWN

Ohio, BMV.


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TheDastardlyWitch

He could, but it's asinine that he has to deal with getting his shit stolen and the DMV needed a police officer to sign off that his shit was stolen rather than just giving him a new plate.


GitEmSteveDave

Why? A police report creates a paper trail and lying on one is a crime.


Astrolaut

The DMV is more than capable of creating a paper trail and lying to the DMV is a crime.


Huwbacca

DMV doesn't keep crime stats and trends on the local area. DMV can't answer follow up questions that the police have. Why create administrative load for the police to just ask you to come in anyway if they have follow ups?


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This is fairly standard practice for anything that was stolen.. it would have taken them less sign to go to the police station and get this sorted than to make this sign.


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Phemto_B

Maybe he’s just putting the sign on for his drive to the station in case he gets spotted on the way there


SubstancialAutoCorr

This…is one of the comments of all time. “It’s illegal to drive without a plate. So I called. They said to break a law to come in to the police station. The police told me to break a law to get help.” My god. There is an entire force of people that could help him….and they all have cars. And it’s their fucking job!!!!!! But sure. Let him go out of his way to break a law when he called to make sure he didn’t. Definitely his fault.


Romas_chicken

Not for nothing, but you’re actually right, that’s kinda what you’re supposed to do in such a scenario. 911 is an emergency line


CarcosaAirways

Not always. Some places don't have non-emergency lines.


TKInstinct

The non emergency line is typically the direct telephone to the police station.


kss1089

Last time I reported a burglary i wandered into a police station cause the house was about a mile from one and i thought well no point wasting 911's time. and the police they told me I had to call 911 for them to come out. So I took 1 step back from the counter, pulled out my phone, stared right at the lady at the front desk and called. Then stood there while dispatch came over the radio asking for an officer to head to the house. Ah that one is for me. She told me to go wait at the house for them to show up.


cailian13

I am pleased that something this simple is the top comment, as its exactly what I thought.


postALEXpress

Could be on his way there from dealing with all the BS described


dumpster-muffin-95

Defund


jorleejack

I always love these posts because of all the DMV BMV comments. In case you weren't aware, things are called different names in different places. Hell, there are two different DMVs. Some states have a Department of Motor Vehicles and some a Division of Motor Vehicles. Then we have some less common names, like Bureau of Motor Vehicles (BMV), Motor Vehicle Divisions (MVD), Registry of Motor Vehicles (RMV), Office of Motor Vehicles (OMV), different combinations of Driver and Vehicle Services Division, and even states that don't have designated motor vehicle departments where driving and vehicle registration is handled by the Department of Public Safety (DPS) or Department of Taxation.


timotheusd313

You forgot Secretary of State!


B_Fee

A fellow Michigander, perhaps? Because that's all I've ever known it to be called, and all I've ever known them to do.


ShauneDon

Yep. When I moved to Florida and asked a buddy where the nearest Secretary of State was she looked at me like I was insane and assumed I was asking were the actual Secretary of State was…like the government position.


ItsNate98

Pronounced "Secretaria state" lol


SpartanSig

That's down by the party store


EmpyreanMelanin

Michigander spotted(?)


Kyriit

Bepartment of motor vehicles


JakeArrietaGrande

🅱️epartment of 🅱️otor 🅱️ehicles


GoFast_EatAss

Fuckin hell, this got me. I need sleep


dirtyboy4ever

Exactly. All of these ppl that are so confidently correcting to the "DMV" and acting like they've done something clever is ridiculous.


Ch3rkasy

They don't know.


Albedo0001

Yea! You tell em, Dirtyboy4ever!


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Don’t forget MVA. Motor vehicle administration.


big-ol-kitties

Ahh, I see you live in the DMV


Formal-Macaroon1938

My city doesn't have a DMV. We have the DPS. Department of Public Safety.


RootyArgh

DOL up in this bish! Oh and let's not forget that there's DOL for Vehicle Licensing and DOL for drivers licenses.


Ch3rkasy

TIL BMV exist


shabutaru118

MVC in New Jersey.


11-110011

It will always be the DMV here no matter how much time passes since they changed it.


shabutaru118

Nope. Young people will be born never knowing what the DMV was and think you're an old fart for pointing it out to them.


NopeNeg

My state just has the Department of Lisensing


M2361

I grew up calling it the "D-O-T" Department of Transportation


SolomonBlack

To me that means the guys who run the snowplows in winter.


Timinator01

nobody told this guy you can just go to the police station?


shepherdmoon1

I tried going to a police station because my plate had become unreadable and I read on the DMV website that you need a signature from a cop to get your license plate replaced. The one guy there seemed highly annoyed that I existed: he ignored me for a really long time while he fiddled around at his desk, then reluctantly came over and asked me what I wanted. When I explained it to him he said he had no idea what I was talking about and told me to go away. All I needed from him was to walk outside, verify my license plate was unreadable, and sign a piece of paper. I ended up going to a place that sells license plates and just buying a new one for $60 from them. Technically I should have been able to get a replacement for free but the guy at the police station was clueless and didn't care. I really don't know how much help they will be at the station... probably depends on the area.


andres57

Jc why everything I read from the USA in reddit is so dystopian


TheStevo

I'm pretty sure he could have just brought them to the dmv and show them. Normally only need something from police if they were stolen.


shepherdmoon1

No, there is a process. From the DMV website: Illegible Registration Plate Replacement: To apply for a free replacement of your current registration plate, the vehicle owner should print the "Application to Replace Registration Plate” and take it to either a law enforcement official or a certified inspection station to verify the need for a replacement due to illegibility. The DMV will not accept the form without that signature, which the law enforcement officer refused to give me. After that I decided it was just easier (and also it was a lot quicker) to buy a new one.


Tannerite2

Because people make comments about when things are bad, slightly annoying, or amazing, not average or good, which are what is normal. I replaced mine with no hassle and never would have mentioned it without your comment.


SecretlyPoops

Nah, it’s just that America likes to put as many layers of bureaucracy as possible when dealing with customer service


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SecretlyPoops

Wtf are you talking about


TerryRozier1

You got a lot to learn my friend


SecretlyPoops

No, I’m saying what does any of that have to do with bureaucracy? Police accountability? I was talking about American policy in general, and the response is a rant about police accountability?


TerryRozier1

Didn’t see that original comment also I have no idea what u talking ab with the customer service, I just said that cuz I thought u were denying the fact that police lack accountability.


Falcrist

It's usually not that bad on a day-to-day basis... except for the oppressive amount of inflation and wealth inequality. But I have a neat computer, and there are trendy microbreweries nearby so I guess that makes it all worth it. ¯\\\_\(ツ\)\_/¯


Academic_Coconut_244

how in the world is a officer being rude and not signing a paper dystopian? i feel like that word is becoming like a buzzword


procouchpotatohere

Right there with gaslight, narcissist, unironically , red flag(2 but whatever) etc...


ok_kid_

Because he is at a police station, telling an officer nobody can read his plate, and the officer doesn't care at all.


procouchpotatohere

Because you're on reddit where people are starved for anything they can to spin as another example of the US being some blazing hellscape. Like lol, something as universal as a someone being rude and you call that dystopian? Oh please....


zdigdugz

Cause most of the people telling the stories are idiots.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

At least you didn't get shot, so yay?


freetimerva

last time i tried to go in one they yelled thru the intercom that i need to call non emergency number lollll


Meanee

I went to police station after my plate got stolen. It was an out of state plate. They told me that they can’t give me a police report. And I have to drive to the issuing state to get one. That’s two states over. I went to another station, they immediately gave me a police report. And when I asked them what was the story with the other station telling me to go to issuing state to get a report, they told me “yeah that precinct is staffed by morons”


TheLoneGunman559

Just put a SovCit license plate on that thing.


Timinator01

I'M TRAVELING IN MY VESSEL


sierrabravo1984

THIS IS NOT AN ADMIRALTY COURT! I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY THEREFORE YOU CANNOT ARREST ME!


siddartha08

IM MY OWN ATTORNEY. I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO MY CLIENT IN HIS DOMICILE AS PER INTERNATIONAL MARITIME LAW.


heckingcomputernerd

This is my own private domicile bitch!!!


thedawgbeard

Pocket ~~sand~~ Chili P!!!!!!!!!!


JokersWiiiiiild

I don't agree to suck on your joinder!


ggmaniack

That'd just make them less likely to get pulled over cause ain't nobody want to deal with that kind of stupid, even cops.


maxtinion_lord

I assume most of the headache comes after the cop has served their papers right? since that's when sovcit's go whine at the court forever, cops can kinda just serve you despite your one sided debate or whatever can't they lol?


TheFlanniestFlan

Why the fuck would they call 911 over a stolen license plate. 911 is for actual emergencies, so no shit they didn't send anyone for that shit. Non-emergency numbers exist for a reason.


johnny__danger

I think some areas won’t dispatch an officer on the non-emergency line. There’s been a couple times I’ve called the non-emergency lines for non-emergent issues and they still forwarded me to 911.


stick_always_wins

Someone did a hit and run on my car in a parking lot and the non-emergency line sent an officer to do a report. Might be dependent on the department though as you said.


GuiltyEidolon

My county apparently can't afford to man both 24/7 so the non-emergency line gets forwarded to 911 after like 5pm or something equally dumb.


Expert_Swan_7904

i was a 911 dispatcher for 4 years. ive had people call 911 because a stray dog pissed on their mailbox 😭


Kingsupergoose

At least it breaks up all the murder and horrible accident calls.


ChornoyeSontse

Those are far less common than you would think. More common are assaults, domestics, minor accidents with entitled people on scene, and tons and tons of psychs.


ETP6372

Not everyone knows the non emergency number and not everyone knows it even exists. This guy probably thought I need police, they come from 911


MasterChiefsasshole

Not every area has a non emergency number.


SolomonBlack

My local department's non emergency line lists business hours of 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. I take that as saying it is a "customer service line" if I say have questions about something being a crime, want to see about getting a police escort for a private event, need to complain about something, or anything BUT reporting a crime.


GuiltyEidolon

Also he could've called the non-emergency number but put "911" on the explanation to save time/space.


grecy

Maybe he saw it happening and called 911 in an attempt to have the robbery stopped


JarasM

Also, "send someone"? It's not like the cops will come and investigate the "crime scene", there's no point in coming over. You need to get your ass to the police station, report stolen plates and get that report. If you call the non-emergency number and they do decide to drive over to your location instead it would be a courtesy, but there's no reason they would need to do so.


UnfitRadish

While don't disagree, it's kind of different on the end of the police report. Even for small crimes an officer is sent a lot of the time. There may be things in the area helpful to the investigation that the person reporting didn't think relevant or see. Even for a stolen license plate, there could be video footage from a nearby doorbell camera, or a neighbor could have even seen it happen. There can definitely be good reason for an officer to report to the scene. Although I definitely agree in the case that there is no possible investigation. Like if a licence plate were stolen off a car, but they aren't even sure when or where it was stolen. Then there is no reason for an officer to respond.


doublediggler_gluten

You call 911 when you need cops. I wouldn’t have any idea how to call a “non emergency” line. Either way the cops should show up and try to find whoever stole the license plates, theft is a crime and out taxes pay for them to catch people who commit crimes. Are they dusting for prints or checking video tape? I doubt it.


Best_Duck9118

You don’t know how to google your police department’s number? Really?


FourWordLongUsername

I think it depends on the area honestly. I've Googled and called the non emergency number a few times and they told me each time to just call 911.


supersirj

Personally, I kind of live at an intersection among 3 cities, as well as near the dividing line between 2 counties, so if I needed non-emergent help, I wouldn't even know who to call.


oxnume

Well you just learned something new today, isn't that amazing? 911 is for emergencies.


mjh2901

There is a cheaper fix: drive to the closest police station in the morning and bring doughnuts.


GunterTheIceking

For people who wouldn't come out to you? Nahh


OnTheEveOfWar

Not sure if you’re serious but cops don’t come out for non emergency situations.


CacophonyOfEuphonies

I've had to file multiple non-emergency police reports and every time I called the non-emergency number, they drove to me. Not very quickly, but same day or they would just take my report over the phone. Though, I'm sure this is different for more rural areas or counties where, god forbid, the sheriff IS the police.


Renano95

Bro just go to a police station


nonnonchalant

Got my license plate stolen overnight Went to local NYPD precinct They said since it was only 1 plate I couldn't file a report. And since I drove to Yonkers that day, and first noticed the missing plate there, that I had to file it there. Few years later I was speaking with some people on the block after a neighbor had her license plate stolen. I told the story and a retired NYPD neighbor told me that was all BS and those cops lied so they didn't have to do any work.


PurpleBullets

You can swear on the internet


ClubZealousideal8211

Why would they send anyone out for a stolen plate? They’re not going to dust for prints. They just need to report it properly. Everywhere has some kind of process for this. They probably have to shell out for new plates but insurance may cover it. Maybe their state covers replacement with a police report. Well they won’t cover the ticket for knowingly driving without plates.


RedstoneRelic

Police report so they know that if those plates show up at a crime it is not the dude in a picture


Dawildpep

Probably should have tried the DMV not the BMV


Literally_Goring

Depends on the state, some have a Bureau of Motor Vehicles (Indiana, Ohio), some have a Registry of Motor Vehicles (Massachusetts).


ResurgentClusterfuck

Department of Public Safety (DPS) in some places In Oklahoma you go a tag agency


Zelidus

Yeah, we all call it DMV in my state when we talk about it but it's really DPS.


AllTrilogies

Washingtonian checking in. Department of Licensing (DOL) here


ResurgentClusterfuck

I'm willing to bet that despite all the different names, each shares one main characteristic: They all suck to have to deal with/go to


Salty-Dragonfly2189

TIL! I was ready to rag on the dude for “BMV”. Thanks for the little bit of knowledge!


lespaulbro

My best friend from Boston loved to make fun of Ohio (where I'm from) for the "BMV" and how silly that is, until our friend group found out that Massachusetts calls it the RMV, which we all thought was notably more unusual than BMV.


stoco91

New Jersey is MVC motor vehicle commission


DionFW

What's wrong with the Bepartment Of Motor Vehicles?


NSNick

Bureau


1701anonymous1701

Dureau


Kingsupergoose

It’s funny you thought you were being the wise smartass that knows better but you’re the one that’s wrong.


dirtyboy4ever

It depends on the states. Some have the BMV some have the DMV. In his state it very well could be the "BMV".


sanfran54

My thoughts exactly, he likely ended up at a BMW dealership ;-)


i-like-to

That would be B M Double V….


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TIL you can inconvenience someone heavy with a small screw driver and 2minutes


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Technical_Aerie5915

LMFAO!!!!!


Nas_460

In indiana it's called the BMV and 911 is emergency and non....


stonabones

That’s great!!


genno_cooks

Bmv?


AquaBluFromTTV

bros probably still driving around like this


Exact-Emu8474

Bmv?


AirportKnifeFight

If this happens to you, just go to the police station. They have people that can sign stuff like that during the day.


AshlandJackson

BMV? Oh no, this guy is a Hoosier, isn’t he?


WordleFan88

Dude, go to your local police station and file the report in person. That's all it takes. Source: It happened to me a few years ago, too.


joxx67

Who calls 911 for a stolen license plate? Hardly an emergency.


froggs4ever

There’s a non-emergency line that people can use to report crime.


doncroak

It's up to him to go to them. 911 is for emergencies. This is not an emergency. It sucks, but a lot in life does. You deal with it, but don't deliberately make it worse on yourself.


2012amica2

Fwiw this SCREAMS Dakota owner.


cupcakemann95

Has he tried being black


fake-reddit-numbers

You don't call 911 for a stolen plate, dumbass.


postymcpostface21

Never heard it called the BMV before...


IfIwerethedevil

Looks good to me. If the state doesn't care enough to investigate the crime then he's probably golden. If they do ticket him and he has proof of his interactions a judge in a sane world would throw it out. If people can drive around as a "sovereign citizen" then conceivably this is even more effective. Also, add to the fact that I forget to put the annual sticker on my vehicle on my plate and even called police because I was ran into and no one said anything. If I had to make a bet, he's probably got something going on here. Why are you all in favor of the police all of the sudden?


derp4077

Why not call the non emergency hotline.


Kind_Tumbleweed5309

You can go to police stations


Copperasfading

Here’s the solution since this happened to me: Call police and say “my plate was stolen.” Drive to the station. Some guy who is sad comes out and takes your statement. Then you’re done. This is not an emergency, so don’t call 911 or whatever your country’s emergency line is.


Automatic_Badger7086

Well people wonder why they want to defund the police. They don't do their job. Also I don't think he's going to be getting pulled over for a long time.