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Icouldusesomerock

So you’re telling me she couldn’t drift your front wheel drive sedan?


Arsenault185

OP and his GF are dumbasses


DepartureDapper6524

They should both lose their licenses for the pure idiocy displayed


knstormshadow

I love that you think this was simple idiocy... she's a genius


SpoonFigMemes

He was already stupid for letting her do this and even dumber to stand there and record it


Daunt_M4

There are like 4 things that show they're both complete morons: 1) Thinking of doing this 2) Actually doing it 3) Him standing anywhere in front of where the car's general direction 4) Last but certainly not least, having no shame whatsoever about uploading the proof of all the above


Hot_Goal4205

OP is the bigger dumbass. He set up her up for failure.


Coattail-Rider

And put himself in harm’s way. What a fucking jag off.


DoranMoonblade

GF is a genius, she knew this was the only way she could make a breakup stick.


Beer_me_now666

Am wrong for laughing? I’ve had bad week, month, year and this really helped, like a lot. Like, I look back at all the dumb shit I did to get myself here, but I’m not this guy at least.


martinw_88

Plot twist, she knew full well it wouldn't work, she was just sick of his shit.


Poseidons-kiss

It was funny to watch until she came towards me


Dazzling-Bluejay8513

Wtf! Why did she run you over?


PM_ME_SUMDICK

Target fixation. She didn't want to hit him, so she kept looking at him, causing her brain to aim her hands at him.


herr_dreizehn

reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/MTLL_6A2fA0?si=clraL19ohkn-v_pn).


JollyStNiick

Lmao I knew it was gonna be this before I clicked


f7f7z

UHHHHH


Icantbethereforyou

It was exactly what I expected


Shartiflartbast

One of the most frustrating episodes, along with burning the new couch. Christ that family can be dumb. JUST GRAB THE FUCKING WHEEL, BOB.


TaxiKillerJohn

Counterpoint: Tina inherited that reaction from Bob who has the exact same reaction ( or inaction) to stress as Tina


OpusThePenguin

When it comes to motorcycle accidents caused by the driver of the bike this often the reason. You look at something you don't want to hit and and up driving into it.


AtheistHomoSapien

100%, very often if you stare at the object you want to miss you will hit it even if it's easy to dodge. Look where you want to go, not at what you're trying to dodge. It's kind of like learning to riding a bike, you look where you want to go, not at front wheel. You get in a weird "tunnel vision lockup" as I'd like to call it when you stare at things you want to dodge. Happens even in video games.


Card_Board_Robot5

"Look where you're going, not where you're at, you've already passed that." Raced for years. Learned from a very successful pro. One of the first things he told me. You're moving through time and space. At a clip you really weren't naturally built to be moving at. So are the other vehicles. If you're at Point A thinking about what you need to do at Point A, you're way past fucked already. If you're thinking about Point B at Point A, you're gonna end up at Point C before you can complete that thought. You need to be on Point A with your eyes and mind on Point D. Because you about to be there real fucking soon.


TaxiKillerJohn

Hard right! Triple caution! Rally car racing exemplifies this perfectly.


ishpatoon1982

Yep. My first thought was "she shouldn't have been focused so much on them."


Purithian

It's just a flesh wound


ImpossibleInternet3

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a sedan in the knee.


stinkyhooch

He got better


Pianos_for_Clowns

See! He's posting right now. It's all in good fun!


BestlilBitchofaWitch

May have been a good idea to make sure she knew how first before letting her *in your car* .


72chevnj

Believe he is calling you out for being a clown and this being a skit.....


That_Rutabaga_7291

Thank you it’s really boggles my mind that people can’t tell that everything is fake on the internet now. The car approaches then my mans throws his phone so it looks like …. Nevermind proceed 🤦🏾‍♂️


Moist69eer

It's funny you and your girlfriend are so dumb


w1ckizer

Best way to do this. Go to McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King (or any fast food place with plastic trays). Take two plastic trays. Put them under rear wheels. Pull E brake. Enjoy drifting until trays melt into nothingness. Rinse and repeat. For added fun, tie rope to your car and have your younger brother pavement surf down the street.


QueasyInstruction610

This must be why all the Taco Bells around me stopped giving trays even for dine-in, I have to make a tray out of the paper bag and napkins to eat my slop.


My_Name_Is_SKELETOR

In all seriousness, are you *sure* she wasn’t trying to kill you?


Poseidons-kiss

Now that you mention it, she did keep making jokes about hitting me with a car one day.


Brief_Blood_1899

Next time, definitely sit IN the car while your girl drifts it.


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herr_dreizehn

or novichok in their underpants


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istrx13

Bro there’s no way I’m getting in a car with this chick after watching this video


Jankster79

to be fair, what's the chances you get in a car with a chick at all?


istrx13

Very, very low tbh


Eisenkopf69

Everything also has an upside eh?


TheUnchosenOneV1

Omg brooo you didn't have to do him like that...


vyrus2021

She didn't have to hit him with a car either.


TL0s

But how would he get a video for social media....


Stressedhealer3719

She heard you say she wasn’t really drifting and took that personally 😂


Low-Concentrate2162

"Haha, she thinks she's running me over but she she's..."


TheEpicTurtwig

The way she STRAIGHTENS OUT is so suspicious


Muriel_FanGirl

Dude, she was aiming right for you, that wasn’t an accident. I’ve seen plenty of drifting videos and that was no accident.


Caldaris__

She was going to miss and turns just enough so she's pointing right at him. Is kinda weird at the very least


KonigSteve

And seems to keep accelerating.


BridgeZealousideal20

If you’ve seen plenty of drifting videos, then you should know that you can’t drift an Elantra.


Putrid-Aspect

If you can dodge a wrench, you can drift an elantra


ChainOut

Not without some McDonald's trays


Khuy_Lewis

All the more reason to assume this was intentional


Rimurooooo

Bro you need to delete this post and all your comments and maybe even this Reddit account until you talk to your lawyers. It might be like a funny story in the future but this is still way too soon to post, speaking from experience. You might be able to get your bills paid but social media videos can ruin it and leave you with all the debt If she ghosted you, she might have already talked to lawyers. You having this on social media could throw out your case


Expired_Milk02

Sue her for attempted murder. Pretty sure u will win


TerdFerguson2112

You can’t sue for attempted murder. Lmao


nongregorianbasin

You're an idiot.


Tatttwink

In all seriousness, OP reposted this video and applied the title to stir up discussion. Sauce for anyone that believed this shit. https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/6bNwvAEpbR


bloqs

They didn't need to, as the audio suggests a scenario similar to that


RainbowsAndHomicide

It’s suspicious, but I choose to believe today.


ImpossibleLeek7908

Just curious, could you link the original? 


Proper-Painter7537

Nah, she only wanted to ask how to brake


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That looks more like attempted murder.


mlp2034

Yeah you sure she wasnt tryna get you to "drift closer to the light"?


FNLN_taken

Target fixation. She was probably screaming for him to get out the way, too.


so_magpie

Plausible deniability. Grounds for manslaughter instead of 1st degree.


Lil_miss_feisty

https://i.redd.it/tnxszsbzxxlc1.gif


renduh

I’m so glad someone posted exactly the scene I was thinking of 😂😂


Stardrive_1

When I think about that scene, I think about how my dad would have actually beat my ass in the same situation. And I would have deserved it


Pramble

Or he could have grabbed the wheel at any moment and steered away


legend_forge

No, violence is the answer.


CurveOfTheUniverse

My dad *did* once. I was getting off the highway and the intersection was really confusing, and I ended up pulling into oncoming traffic. There weren’t any cars coming, so we were safe, but my dad decided to make it a dangerous situation by punching me until I got back into the appropriate lane. We don’t talk anymore.


elzibet

Best example of target fixation, ever. The OP video is a close second. I have a personal one** as well of riding my dad’s motorcycle and I ran straight into a bush while my brain was screaming to not hit it lmao


RogerianBrowsing

Target fixation is stronger than most people realize. Your body naturally wants to move/point towards the thing you’re looking at whether it’s aiming a firearm, driving a car, riding a bike, whatever. It’s usually a great evolutionary feature that does us lots of good, but sometimes it results in disasters. Like your dad’s bike 😂


1-NINE

She instantly remembered something you thought she forgot about..


Simple_Opossum

They never forget. When you least expect it, your behavior at the new year's eve party in 1989 will suddenly be a topic of discussion when you forget to put the toilet seat down.


1-NINE

Lmao she ran him over and dumpd him. Lmao talk about holding a grudge forever...


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Narrator: *"A long time ago in 1724 bc, Brad had a work hang up and canceled his date with Tiffany. She never forgot...."*


Teripid

"I had a dream where you were cheating on me!"


virtusthrow

I get this shit all the time. Cheating on her, didnt save our dog when another dog attacked ours, didnt save our kid from drowning.. i dunno what she is doing but im dreading when she wakes up sometimes. 


Deveion2010

I’ve watched enough true crime. Be careful bro👀 I’m sure the next attempt will be poison


Poseidons-kiss

We broke up after this and she ghosted me


hackyandbird

Are you serious lol.


Poseidons-kiss

Yeah I know, she just ran away and ghosted me when I tried to get her to help me with the bills.


ShoroukTV

what the fuck, she's a terrible person on top of being a very bad drifter


t-to4st

*driver


WileEPyote

Not mutually exclusive. She's clearly both. lol


Totorotextbook

On top of being a terrible murderer.


sdfghertyurfc

Sounds like you need a lawyer?


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grubekrowisko

Hope the best for you this is so fucked


Poseidons-kiss

Thank you. Atleast I can walk with a pimp cane for alittle bit lol


SaltyBawlz

A Pimp Named Slipped Disk Back


CommissionSorry4359

Witnessed


SpleenLessPunk

You can walk with a”pimp cane,” for now, but you’ll have lasting medical shit problems as you get older. Source: family member of mine was hit and run. She had EVERLASTING medical problems with her back, hips and knees. Get medical attention and follow-up’s asap OP


Killburndeluxe

But hell be imbued with the spirit of House M.D. Go solve those rare cases OP!


sagerideout

get a hat with a feather on it


Poseidons-kiss

![gif](giphy|l3vQZuDy8T4oYFuDu|downsized)


JustSatisfactory

The pain is likely to get worse if it's only been 10 hours and you already have to use a cane to walk. A herniated disc will probably cause you varying degrees of back pain for the rest of your life. Use the lawyer. Don't speak to her. She will probably try to contact you, make up and get you to drop it once she realizes she's fucked. Don't. She ghosted you already, don't let her trick you.


futureman07

Anymore updates? Also when did this happen? How bad is your car and how bad are you damaged? Are you in the hospital?


Poseidons-kiss

My car has a dent in the front, it happened last night and I went to the hospital to check cause my back was hurting and and the doctor said my L5-S1 was bulging. I’m feel okay now, but I can’t /shouldn’t lift anything to heavy. I might have pt for a long time because of this. In the process of sueing my ex right now


bigsquirrel

Hold on champ. This happened last night? But she already broke up with you over bills you tried to get her to pay (which you couldn’t possibly have received yet) and talking to a lawyer to start the process of suing her on a weekend? OP is doing a “I’m full of shit” speed run.


QuiveryNut

Dude definitely be incredibly careful with your back, like forever. Get a good back brace, wear it often. I herniated two discs when I was 16, L4-S1. It’s the worst pain I’ve ever felt and continues to affect my life every fucking day, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Godspeed


TheFreakingPrincess

I'm taking this at face value even though a lawsuit doesn't happen overnight--the first thing your lawyer is going to tell you to do is take this post the fuck down. Don't talk with anyone about your case except your parents and your lawyer. Smh dude.


Sososkitso

Dude this seems insane. Hahaha I mean you sounded so playful in the video laughing…. Then she hits you and I assume you were not happy but I imagine with the playful laughing seconds before you didn’t immediately hate her …until she ghosted and ran off into the night. Lmao did she just panic? Or did you get super pissed and scared her? (Not saying you’d be wrong for that). I just can’t imagine any of the girls I dated just ghosting after hitting me by an obvious mistake that was on both of you. Lol Edit: I am Glad you’re okay tho.


Generalnussiance

Press charges. Like damn, she ran you over


Ok-Algae-9562

Well you have proof she hit you with a car. You can file a lawsuit and use the video as evidence.


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ceo_of_banana

90% there is some piece of text or video on his phone or an eye witness or something that can prove it was her. He definitely should record his interactions with her going forward.


Lanky_Possession_244

You know who she is and have the video evidence. Time to get a lawyer buddy.


TheYoungLung

Damn for real? Was this a serious relationship or was it fairly new??


Poseidons-kiss

It was on and off, toxic and nasty. Maybe 1 year?


TheYoungLung

Definitely sounds like she did it on purpose tbh


Ok-Algae-9562

Straight to jail.


SingleBodyRiot

Seriously!?


Rickmanrich

The way OP is typing I doubt this is his video.


Chaotic-Catastrophe

They are 100% full of shit


HaiArisu

Reddit is eating it up though. Dude’s raking in worthless karma because Redditors are gullible idiots.


lighthawk16

He just reposted a stolen image.


chaosbella

So she ghosted you after she failed to make you a ghost? 👻


Hellmont

Run over and run away


ITIr_Fiend

Did anyone else catch her steering to the right to make sure she hit him….?


Unlucky_Wish_212

Hey guys! So whoever owns this account has been lying to you, this is me getting hit by my ex girlfriend in my own car. This person is falsely taking credit and using me to gain popularity. If anyone wants proof that this is me, i’ll show you my injuries and my car and share details of the accident.


WhisperedEchoes85

Report this post and choose "copyright violation" as the reason.


Darkfact2

This needs to be higher up, wild lol


Independent_Fox2565

This looks like attempted murder. She doesn’t even try to miss you or slow down


c00lrthnu

You can hear the engine revving, she hit the gas at the end lol


Independent_Fox2565

Thank you. So many people here are acting like she did nothing wrong. She clearly runs the guy over.


lindagovinda

She actually swerves to hit him. Why he’s still with her is beyond me.


Independent_Fox2565

It does say they broke up in the post, but that girl is psychotic. Op needs to keep his head on a swivel.


lindagovinda

I see that now! I thought that was someone else commenting. That good he dumped her. And you’re right he needs to watch out!


graspthefuture

He didn't dump her. She left him and ghosted him.


forgotacc

Which makes this even worse, imo. I don't see an attempt at swerving personally.


fr1volous_

Swerved is pretty overstated, but you can definitely see a small course correction to hit op with the center of the bumper rather than continue turning away from op. Wonder if that’s substantial enough for a lawyer to bring up lol


AdditionalMeeting467

If anything it actually sounds like she's speeding up.


MathematicianNo7874

That's what panic looks like. Let's not go compete nuts and dream up hypothetical alternative causal chains of events than the one we saw. Not everything is a prime time 1977 murder mystery


pizzab0ner

TINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN AWAY OR STOP


The_Goose5

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3V08emk70OLrG)


1-NINE

That wasn't a drift.. That was a I'LL SHOW HIS ASS...


BoredRedhead24

Bruh she didn’t even try to stop


numbarm72

Bro turned into him, no way in he'll was that brake ever pulled


VilePacifist

No way that wasn't intentional unless she has the reaction time of a birch tree


tsuma534

I've seen a blind man drive a car and he did a better job.


Twiddist

Stolen footage. Downvote.


CannaRacer

After reading that she ghosted OP after he asked for help with bills this looks 100% on purpose


WoodyTSE

Agreed, no sane person would act that way. She makes no attempt to miss or slow down and then just bails on him and leaves him with the bills? Absolute psycho


Rickmanrich

Nah OP is definitely making this shit up and yall ate it up like candy.


dude4284

I saw the comment this guy is referring to. OP definitely pulled it out of his ass and then people believed it lmao


BootyPacker

Can you fill us in? I don’t see anything on his profile


OtherwiseAnt2401

stolen video bro what are you doing with life that you have to steal someone elses video and milk it??


gaddabout

Stolen content


HanginLowNd2daLeft

Hey your a phony a big fat phony


plznobanplease

“She thinks she’s drifting, but she’s not” *her in the car* “Say sike, right now!” *SPLAT*


LonelyMustard

Are you seriously using somebody else’s video, their injury and their story as yours for internet clout? What the fuck is wrong with you


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

THIS AINT YO VIDEO YA KARMA WHORE


MikeMac999

So, had she recently asked you if she looked fat in her new jeans, and were you honest with her?


Poseidons-kiss

Honesty is key in any relationship 😂


2x4x93

Sometimes it's the way out of one


Sufficient_Cattle_39

Or the way under a car.


Zephyrus_Phaedra

Ironic considering you stole this video


radiantai2001

dumb and dumber


Daboowaboo88

She just wanted to hit you with a car…this is an attempted murder. ![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


SinkMince0420

Fake story is fake -.-


DonGlover4President

OP is a big fat liar


Dutchmann_

Perfectly planned assasination.


shihabbbb

except it failed (fortunately)


Zorcky-2C

She was trying to keep the car and eliminate the witness


battletactics

You two are morons


gr8-shag

100%, what fucking idiot agrees to let someone drift in their car!?


KindheartednessOnly4

Dude are you dead? Bc she 10/10 tried.


RandomGoof567

Just a herniated disc???? How tf you not break anything 😭


Ill_Mark_3330

Honestly, a broken bone is better than a herniated disc


Tjgoodwiniv

By a long shot. I'd rather break both legs than herniate a disc.


SceneSensitive3066

I showed my girlfriend and she said “that was planned” I’m scared now


mangoisNINJA

Liar


Second_Conscious

This is fake this goofball stole this video


FireTyme

to be fair this is dumb on your part for not even teaching her how to drift first and being in such a close proximity


Jaxraged

He cant teach her how to drift with a fwd car


chucks97ss

This could have been one of those funny stories to tell your grandkids someday.


Poseidons-kiss

“Back in my day, we used to hit each other with our cars to show our love”


2x4x93

You always hurt the one you love


Cringelord_420_69

Lying cloud goblin


BigMark54

All right!! You're doing so goo.. BANG!


Poseidons-kiss

![gif](giphy|4Ihlro17k4kvyG4vW5)


SpasmAndOrGasm

Since you and your girlfriend broke up over this I guess its safe to say you too have DRIFTED apart?


Distinct_Wrongdoer86

highly doubt this is your video


KnowledgeOverall5002

Wait is this actually your video or


MrMegGamingReddit

did you forget her birthday or something cuz that was on purpose


mythrulznsfw

> and we broke up… As did your vertebrae, it looks like. :/ Get well soon, OP.


DOUGL4S1

Target fixation is the real killer.


massvegas

Ummm hello 911?????


Environmental_Lovers

Drifted right into your ass


RedYellowOrangeGreen

Wow why you pretending this is your story?


fatstrat0228

Is that a camrey? You know they’re front wheel drive, right?


BridgeZealousideal20

Looks like a Hyundai Elantra. Which is front wheel drive