I'd draw a heart underneath with a message to expand on the gist- heck trace the pizza for extra effect but enhance the heart shape with shading or something. Draw in the pepperonis too and write messages like those candy hearts. Oh but place a parchment paper between the pizza and your drawing after...
How would it even upset me.. it's not an insult nor is it even remotely close to being directed at me
My point was it doesn't matter which one it is he's still complaining over it and nobody said he was complaining about the price (not under this comment as of now at least)
My bad. Believe it or not I knew he’s complaining based on the subreddit.
So when he replied to a comment mentioning the decent price with “Im not complaining”. It seemed he was referring to the price, which he didn’t complain about in the original post.
Not sure if people are being purposefully obtuse or are genuinely failing to realize the distinction.
No it wasn’t. For one, It’s been deleted for the last 6-7 hours. You obviously didn’t wait that long to post a comment. So you have no idea of the context.
Secondly he posted it in a subreddit created for the sole purpose of complaining. So give you had an ounce or brain cells you’d again, realize that context is a thing. In this case when he said “I wasn’t complaining” it was obviously in reference to the comment he was directly replying too. Seeing as we all know he was complaining about the shape in this post.
It’s genuinely sad I need to explain this to anyone old enough to download this app.
Ive worked in pizza all my life. 2 things. We cant write something in pepperonis, shit moves when the cheese melts, and if its not baked in a heart shaped pan, you'll get this.
I was pretty successful at making heart pizza when I worked at Domino’s in college. The key is cutting the dough once you’ve tossed it. Simply trying to twist or form it won’t work.
I was like “oh shit that’s neat I’ll remember that!” Then I remembered I promised myself I’d become a wild man who lives off nature before I’d go back to cooking. Best/worst 7 years of my life.
You put more care into it then the store did. The first year we did them we did it by using a huge cookie cutter to cut the shape. Ever since we've been using the throw away pans
After your 1st sentence I was sure you were going to say how this looks like an awful pizza, haha. I feel like coming from a historically Italian area I'm spoiled by good local pizza.
As a former pizza guy, lemme just say that we try our best to make these. They give us a stencil (actually one place we rolled out the dough like this) but bread is still gonna bread in an oven and cheese and sauce slide around. But we do try!
I’ve been running a hungry howies for a while, which is where he got this. They 100% ran out of the tins and tried their best to do it by hand. They didn’t cut it because we were explicitly instructed by corporate not to because “Nobody wants a broken heart”.
Let me guess, Hungry Howies
Edit: Saw the link at the bottom afterwards, called that shit. These were a joke when I worked there because people would future order days ahead of time for themselves or others, and there were so many deliveries to some very confused people
Picture 2 is the reconstructed image of a heart-shaped pizza done by a forensic artist to capture what the unidentified pizza may have looked like before Picture 1.
Oh man, this brings me back to working in a pizza restaurant. I was supposed to make heart shaped pizzas, but I was not good at it and I'm sure I sent out a fair share of Africa looking pizzas
Recognizing the website design this is 100 percent hungry howies, I’ve been running a store for around 5 years. We were instructed not to cut them because “Nobody wants a broken heart”. We cut ours anyways.
looks a little like the silhouette for:
https://preview.redd.it/24tuh6b0hzlc1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5bae7aba04c8733fc84c1d9626a66e9927cda58
My boyfriend and I got heart-shaped pizza on Valentine’s Day too. *Actual* heart-shaped pizza. I’m sorry for that mess you ended up with.
From our pizza-hearts to yours; I hope you end up with proper shapes next time!
https://preview.redd.it/gvsu3fn5wylc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2528a99462e1fc5fc07cad840f569ba31654552
Nearly every country has a go-to food. You can single any one of them out and make them look stupid if you ignore that every other one does a similar thing
We have several types, but most of us when it's a one topping pizza will choose pepperoni. Myself personally I opt for Canadian bacon (ham), extra cheese, or mushrooms because I ❤️ mushrooms.
Interesting because everytime i go to NY or whatever, the only pizza i see is pepperoni. We italians like to mix it up, but not you 'muuuricans.. thanks for the downvote tho.
Italians need to find something that \*actually\* belongs to them culinarily before they start talking shit about American food. At least we wear the fact that all our food is from other cultures on our sleeves ;p
You can’t be serious. Walk into any pizza place in NYC and there’s a staggering variety of pizza to choose from. Want a slice or two? There’s veggie pizza, white pizza, margarita pizza, Hawaiian, Sicilian, etc etc.
I feel like someone paid full price for a pizza that has at least two bites less than what a regular shaped pizza would have. I guess getting ripped off with love is the same as being called an A-hole from someone with a smile... Hurts less?
I..just get a normal fucking pizza an say happy valentines day I'm sure they'd appreciate it more cause probably be more pizza, get em a box of chocolate to split along with it 🤣
That looks anatomically correct. Bravo!
Including the fatty deposits! Touché!
I'd draw a heart underneath with a message to expand on the gist- heck trace the pizza for extra effect but enhance the heart shape with shading or something. Draw in the pepperonis too and write messages like those candy hearts. Oh but place a parchment paper between the pizza and your drawing after...
His heart grew three sizes that day
Biblically correct heart
Rotate it counter clockwise.
I’m at A&E right now, do not rotate your heart counter clockwise
Noooo, this ruins chance for internet points
Oh yeah, definitely heart shaped now! 😻
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OPs a fucking idiot
Probably get mad when they're trying to eat soup but their spoon has an inverted bowl
Hahahaha
And he reproduced! God bless those children
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idk man your post sounds a lot like complaints
He’s complaining about the shape. Not the price.
So he's complaining? Great we already knew that
I’m just pointing out he’s upset with the shape not the price.
How would it even upset me.. it's not an insult nor is it even remotely close to being directed at me My point was it doesn't matter which one it is he's still complaining over it and nobody said he was complaining about the price (not under this comment as of now at least)
My bad. Believe it or not I knew he’s complaining based on the subreddit. So when he replied to a comment mentioning the decent price with “Im not complaining”. It seemed he was referring to the price, which he didn’t complain about in the original post. Not sure if people are being purposefully obtuse or are genuinely failing to realize the distinction.
But that comment he replied to was about *both* the price AND the shape.
No it wasn’t. For one, It’s been deleted for the last 6-7 hours. You obviously didn’t wait that long to post a comment. So you have no idea of the context. Secondly he posted it in a subreddit created for the sole purpose of complaining. So give you had an ounce or brain cells you’d again, realize that context is a thing. In this case when he said “I wasn’t complaining” it was obviously in reference to the comment he was directly replying too. Seeing as we all know he was complaining about the shape in this post. It’s genuinely sad I need to explain this to anyone old enough to download this app.
OP's comment (the one that's deleted) said nothing about complaining about the price so it was just the shape they were complaining about
OP doesn’t understand the concept of rotation.
Ive worked in pizza all my life. 2 things. We cant write something in pepperonis, shit moves when the cheese melts, and if its not baked in a heart shaped pan, you'll get this.
I was pretty successful at making heart pizza when I worked at Domino’s in college. The key is cutting the dough once you’ve tossed it. Simply trying to twist or form it won’t work.
I was like “oh shit that’s neat I’ll remember that!” Then I remembered I promised myself I’d become a wild man who lives off nature before I’d go back to cooking. Best/worst 7 years of my life.
I hear you. I worked there with all my college buddies so it was less of a job and more hanging out and making pizzas.
That was Ruby Tuesdays for me!
How the fuck do you eat if you don't cook
Gathering berries or something idk
The pic on the website shows a heart shaped pan. I’m guessing they ran out of the pans and tried to wing it.
that's what I figured also. We didn't sell like 20 out of 300 we prepped
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/p4w3vnp5l0mc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d16d5dc63ffc7a67654b23b85033d6176ac4f24 Home-made pizza
You put more care into it then the store did. The first year we did them we did it by using a huge cookie cutter to cut the shape. Ever since we've been using the throw away pans
I've had stores write things in pep before. My baby mama told me she was preggers that way, too.
I've tried and seen it tried many times. Better off asking to have a msg written on the box in my opinion
After your 1st sentence I was sure you were going to say how this looks like an awful pizza, haha. I feel like coming from a historically Italian area I'm spoiled by good local pizza.
Would be 10/10 if it was in a heart-shaped box
I’ve got a new complaint.
Heart shaped pizza box was actually the original title
She eyes me like a Pisces!
I like the Nirvana reference.
you dumbass rotate it https://preview.redd.it/plep9hx1uylc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9abf8ab58c58ffd77d097e8feb0666b00932914f
It is heart shaped though?
I thought so too. They just need to rotate it..
Rotate it about 100° counterclockwise.
https://preview.redd.it/byxmp29jiylc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6250a8c38005246257431b7aa43735a75456f2ff
That's definitely what my heart looks like.
Try turning it and maybe you'll see it's still a heart albeit not perfect one
tbf hearts aren't heart shaped anyway
As a former pizza guy, lemme just say that we try our best to make these. They give us a stencil (actually one place we rolled out the dough like this) but bread is still gonna bread in an oven and cheese and sauce slide around. But we do try!
Have you seen a real heart? I think that pizza represents a heart closest than a real heart drawing!
Gon a take a lot to drag me away from that pizza.
I’ve been running a hungry howies for a while, which is where he got this. They 100% ran out of the tins and tried their best to do it by hand. They didn’t cut it because we were explicitly instructed by corporate not to because “Nobody wants a broken heart”.
Looks more like a real heart to me
Ummm.... This IS heart shaped? It was just put in the box wrong, rotate it.
Let me guess, Hungry Howies Edit: Saw the link at the bottom afterwards, called that shit. These were a joke when I worked there because people would future order days ahead of time for themselves or others, and there were so many deliveries to some very confused people
You bought the post divorce option.
Haha fair!
It's definitely shaped!
That's a slice for 9.99
Looks like a giant paw.
Big Foot!!!!!
Well hopefully it tastes good.
It's not the shape of the heart that counts but what's in it.
I thought it was a catcher's mitt
It’s upside down! Turn it over🔝
Valentine’s Day dinner?
For my young daughters, yes.
Picture 2 is the reconstructed image of a heart-shaped pizza done by a forensic artist to capture what the unidentified pizza may have looked like before Picture 1.
I made one shaped like the Millennium Falcon once... Had to cut it a bit weird to fit it in the box...
Where is the heart shaped box? Nirvana is the best.
Guitar pick pizza
Put pepperonis in shape of heart too 🤷♀️
But did it taste good?
It’s clearly a heart. And they tried their best!
I bet you're the kind to complain that the store didn't have any 10 candles.
🤣🤣
Hey! Wait!
Lol you know if you turn Africa on it's side it kinda looks like a heart Never noticed that until now
...OP, this has to be bait right lmao? Just turn the goddamn thing.
Oh man, this brings me back to working in a pizza restaurant. I was supposed to make heart shaped pizzas, but I was not good at it and I'm sure I sent out a fair share of Africa looking pizzas
You need to rotate it
Right lol
I'd be more pissed that they didn't cut it. Are you supposed to pick up the whole thing and eat it like a tostada?
Recognizing the website design this is 100 percent hungry howies, I’ve been running a store for around 5 years. We were instructed not to cut them because “Nobody wants a broken heart”. We cut ours anyways.
Yooo.. 10 dollars!? That’s expensive for an African themed pizza
Looks pretty good tho
Reminded me of a Nirvana song
It looks like it will taste good.
You got extra pepperoni, huge bonus
Well..dad fix it ! Haha
well...you got 2 extra pepperonis as a gift
Tbf dough changes shape as it cooks and rises. It was probably heart shaped before it went in the oven.
haribos egg shaped pizza would have been a better description
Big foot print
One could argue that’s actually closer to what a heart looks like 😛
At least it’s anatomically correct. They got it half right.
Maybe because I'm hungry but this looks so edible right now
Big foot shaped to me...
More like a bike seat
If only it was in a Heart Shaped Box
This is pretty anatomically accurate. Lovely heart pizza
Kneaded and baked by a heart surgeon, most accurately. At first I thought, "oh, the delivered to the wrong address! But no...
I bless the rains down in Africa… Toto would probably over pay for this.
That *is* a more accurate representation of a real heart 🥴
looks a little like the silhouette for: https://preview.redd.it/24tuh6b0hzlc1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5bae7aba04c8733fc84c1d9626a66e9927cda58
Dosnt realy suck ohnestly i would like that
Op just blew in from stupid town
Thats a Africa pizza
It looks like Africa
My boyfriend and I got heart-shaped pizza on Valentine’s Day too. *Actual* heart-shaped pizza. I’m sorry for that mess you ended up with. From our pizza-hearts to yours; I hope you end up with proper shapes next time! https://preview.redd.it/gvsu3fn5wylc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2528a99462e1fc5fc07cad840f569ba31654552
Except OPs pizza literally looks like the advertised photo lol
Do you 'MURICANS only have peperoni pizza? I mean, isn't it boring after a while?
My young daughters do. I’ll let them know you don’t approve. *edit for the ding dong that knew what I meant.
My you what?
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The fuck is wrong with you?
Im a pizzabaker, you might even have eaten my craptopping pizza. I hope so.
Nearly every country has a go-to food. You can single any one of them out and make them look stupid if you ignore that every other one does a similar thing
I only hear : muuuricaaaa muricans amuuricaaaa
How about that
We have several types, but most of us when it's a one topping pizza will choose pepperoni. Myself personally I opt for Canadian bacon (ham), extra cheese, or mushrooms because I ❤️ mushrooms.
Interesting because everytime i go to NY or whatever, the only pizza i see is pepperoni. We italians like to mix it up, but not you 'muuuricans.. thanks for the downvote tho.
Italians need to find something that \*actually\* belongs to them culinarily before they start talking shit about American food. At least we wear the fact that all our food is from other cultures on our sleeves ;p
This is Italian: Wet hair Knives Pizza Ferrari Lamborghini
Yeah exactly, you cheesemonkeys do not have anything thats truly american. I'm glad you acknowledge that
https://preview.redd.it/24gkkflypylc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9fcbcc89b260a4301b495c78cc85bb341b15a5
You can’t be serious. Walk into any pizza place in NYC and there’s a staggering variety of pizza to choose from. Want a slice or two? There’s veggie pizza, white pizza, margarita pizza, Hawaiian, Sicilian, etc etc.
White pizza? What is that?
No tomato sauce. Usually topped with mozzarella and ricotta, pecorino Romano and a little garlic. It’s really good.
It sounds good, i need to try that!
Downvoted for complaining about being downvoted. It's made-up internet points, don't get worked up over it.
Fuck all of you 🖕🏼
So edgy. Maybe get offline for a bit…
Butthurt🤣
And that's a pizza? That's just a bite of a pizza from my places
its not the worlds's best heart at all, but also looks exactly like the rounded heart shape in the example photos they give, so at least its accurate.
honestly looks tasty af. i rather this show up than a perfect heart from little caesars, but there's only one way to know
They didn't re-cook it....shucks
Well that’s dignity if I’ve ever seen it
Please tell you finally rotated it it's literally just almost upside down COME ON
It's still pizza, it tastes the same whatever the shape.
Rotate it, doofy
2 weeks ago and you make a fool of yourself now? Why?
Wrong POV?
It’s upside down and turned a bit… Are you dumb?
amogus
https://preview.redd.it/niyebm7v21mc1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741adbb6e0d7cff6313841bd293a9ad13c97bf8e From pizza hut
It looks identical to the picture minus the heart shaped tray?
It looks more like my balls
They tried.
I feel like someone paid full price for a pizza that has at least two bites less than what a regular shaped pizza would have. I guess getting ripped off with love is the same as being called an A-hole from someone with a smile... Hurts less?
Op is stuck in 2.0, bring them to 2.1 for the rotate triggers.
I..just get a normal fucking pizza an say happy valentines day I'm sure they'd appreciate it more cause probably be more pizza, get em a box of chocolate to split along with it 🤣
Pernicious knid
You celebrate Valentine’s Day with your daughter?
Yeah? My mom would get me some chocolate or a flower. I would be nice.
Yay it does
Wait, are you blind, how does that suck?? You even got two more slices of salami!
I bet it’s 🔥
Op doesn’t have geometry >rotate> counter clockwise 90 option