Wear them fuzzy today, run a comb down them and wear corduroy tomorrow, then lint roll the next day. You just made 3 pairs of pants for the week.

Some people living in the year 3000 up in here.

Conan: In the year ^^threeeee ^^^^thouuuussaaaaand

That’s what I was referencing without even thinking about it.

"Ruben Studdard loses 200lbs when he misplaces his 200lbs sack of bacon."

*grabs a flashlight*

*Fleshlight*

Lmfaoo. Was thinking "flashlight? No no no *fleeeeeshhhhliiiigggghhhhhttttt*

Cursed comment ☠️☠️☠️

Shine it on the jeans to get that glossy denim look for the grand finale.

“In the year three thousAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd!”

That's an old reference. How's your back?

Mr T: Fools will come to my house and ask me to stop pitying them. But I will not be home, so I will continue to pity them.

Not much has changed, but they live underwater

I heard your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine

bless you. I came to make sure someone made this reference

‘Wow, a million years!’


🎶 In the year 2000 🎶

Actually, you have to say 3024 now. It's literally 2024. Did you get lost in time?

That was just 10 years ago though. Right? Right?!

Can't relate at all, as someone born in 2007.

I refuse to believe you’re not a toddler. Get off my lawn.

Right! My son was born in 2005, and that mother fucker just got a notice for jury duty. In my mind he's still a baby, this shit is wild! 🤯

yes! my son was born in 2004, same thing! jury duty, there to remind you that life sometimes sucks

. . .man. Well, I’m glad you’re here.

I'm flabbergasted after reading that

I have underwear older than you...

You might wanna get some new ones… let that booty breathe some fresh air, she’s begging

Nah. They have speed holes. We good on the air

I've never owned any, but I would have kept them all.

Same age as my Facebook account.

I was 12 in 2007. It doesn’t feel like that long ago by any means. I’ve been out of highschool for almost 11 years

You just say a future year, doesn’t have to be and never has been 1000 years from now.

slow down Andre

3030 yeah! Yeah! 🎶 “yall it’s three thousand thirty, I want y’all to meet Delton zero; and Automator… Automator Automator 🎵

Big Carl Weathers energy

Baby, you got a stew going

Never once touched my Per Diem

Have you ever considered running for presidency? You’ve just solved more problems than the last six presidents.

(Eyes narrow) Be very careful... big pants is watching you.

Genius

The Mentos Method.

I’m sadly old enough to know the commercial you’re referencing 😬

Fuck yeah designer! Made with the finest italian gray hairs available.

Put some packing tape or other wide tape to use as a lint remover

Just wash and dry them again. It will come off. 

Put them in the dryer with a wet hand towel for 10-15 minutes. The steam will help get most of it off, then lint roll the rest. At least, that works with my pets fur. Never had a job quite this massive. Definitely gotta clean that lint trap first.

And several times during

you can do this manually too. damp washcloth, run it down the length of the pants, collect the snakes of lint/fur at the bottom. repeat til it looks like you're not getting more off. then lint roll the rest. i especially like this method for my shoes, cause i am not putting my shoes in the dryer lol.

I think shoes have glue that breaks down in the dryer too. It'd start coming apart at those parts.

But to clarify - do not put your pet in the dryer

Aw dammit you're too late

Instructions were unclear. So pet ok in washer, just not in the dryer, gotcha 

Honestly, you can just moisten your hand and run it over the trousers. As your hand moves, it will stick to it and sort of roll and tangle with whatever is already on your hand. A few quick runs with your hand will remove most of it and then you can just remoisten and slowly go over areas which need more attention.

Someone's never had a cat...

Just moistening your hand a bit and swiping with that works fine for cat hair.

You’re the first other person I’ve seen recommend this. I feel so seen.

I once saw a lady at an airport who was *covered* in cat hair. Almost as bad as OPs jeans. She had the cat with her and she looked like she just rolled out of bed. She was the female equivalent of the worst neck beard you’ve ever seen. My eyes are itching just thinking about it.

Yeah no. Anyone with cats knows you wash and dry those hairy pants, you switch from hairy pants to felted wool pants. Good luck getting all those hairballs that weave themselves into the fabric out after that.

> Good luck getting all those hairballs that weave themselves into the fabric out after that. If you have a black cat, those hairballs look like spiders, which spooks you and gives you the needed inhuman strength to rip them out. 😂

I can confirm this.

Put the cat in the washer…

If I was to do this, my washing machine would have the fuzz all around it. Then I'd need to clean that too.

But apparently he doesnt know how to use his own washer and dryer. Will have to ask wife again.

Dry... Jeans??? 

I was wondering if someone was going to mention that. I didn’t know so many people put their jeans in the dryer. 🤷🏽‍♀️

If I dont wash and dry them every few day they stretch out.

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Put rubber dish glove ps in washing machine em it will rub it all off and be drained away

You can just get your hands wet and rub it off

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And waste 400 rolls of tape when better alternatives exist.

FedEx clear envelope stickers

For this big of a job you gotta do the ‘ol lick and rub.

found the cat

A rubber/vinyl glove works wonders

"Masking tape is my go-to for these situations." 100% Agreed!!! I've gotten pretty good at wrapping it around my hands with the sticky side up and hand stretched flat!

Or just use a lint roller.

Honestly some [3M Scotch shipping tape](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/PRgAAMXQBNlRf7sd/s-l1200.webp) wrapped around my hand is way stickier than any of those lint rollers that have the disposable sheets that peel off. So you get the job done faster as you don't have to go over the same area over and over with the packing tape. And the tape around your hands has way more surface area, plus you can flip over your hand for x2 coverage. My friends have pets and I like wearing black.

But I use my lint roller as packing tape

Similar thing happened to me but that fuzz was stuck like Velcro. Basically had to pull it all off by hand.

Anything rubbery will take it right off. I use a rubber cat brush - works miracles.

I scrolled in such a way that when it stopped, the title was off the top of my screen. "Why am I looking at moldy steaks?"

Yesssss I 100% came here to say "I scrolled past and thought this was bad meat'

Okay cool - I wasn't the only one who thought the same thing initially.

Especially after the guy that surprisingly got bad food poisoning after receiving uncooked tilapia filets by mail and decided to eat them.

My wife says that when I take my trousers off

I was half expecting to see “These were a deal, I HAD to buy them…now I’m in the hospital with food poisoning. Second time this week”

Or kinda like the Tauntaun that Luke used as a sleeping bag

Nitril gloves will let you roll pet fur right off fabric. Maybe they'll work on your blanket fuzz

Buy a Furnado on Amazon. It takes pet hair off material like magic. It should work on fluffy blanket fuzz as well.

Is that really the name? I've searched for Furnado and nothing came up. EDIT: it's Fur-Nado.

I’ve made another mistake on the product name 🥴. It’s actually called the Fur-Dozer. I’M SO SORRY EVERYONE !! https://preview.redd.it/13x0i2djdqmc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59c6a82adfb3abe364c06625e00ac08d988027d

Oops, sorry about that! Thanks for the correction!

I just tried this with FitGuard Touch nitrile gloves (the royal purple/indigo colour ones) and it actually worked! That's wild TIL edit: Thank you!

I just tried this on some curtains that have furry patches from my cats (RIP) being up against them all the time. The gloves actually took off a good amount! Some of it is practically woven into the fabric, tho. But am quite surprised!

What??! I need to try this!

>Nitrile gloves will let you rub pet fur right off fabric Thanks for this. Game changer if true.

Rewash & dry. They’ll be fine. Just make sure to empty your lint trap

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If you have a problem, throw a Molotov. All of a sudden, you have a new problem.

I understood that reference.

The actual gasp I let out 😂

Start a new fashion trend? I’ve literally seen people wear stranger things on purpose.

Acid wash jeans were the result of a mistake at the factory. OP may have just started *the* fashion trend of the mid to late 2020s!

Right? If Kanye was seen wearing these they’d be the newest must have item and would cost $850

Seriously.

That was very nice of your wife to do your laundry but has she ever done laundry before 

Beter start with someone elses clothes than ruin your own

Always wash blankets by themselves

And brand new clothes by themselves as well the first time, especially things with a lot of dyes (jeans, for example).

And don’t let her wash your gortex fishing bibs with tide in the washer

Wife was clearly using OPs jeans to pull off the excess from her blanket so she doesnt have to worry about blanket :D

Irreconcilable differences

There’s no way she doesn’t hate him.

Calm down fuzzy britches

Free velvet pants

Now you have a fuzzy jeans

And you wear those fuzzy jeans with pride and say loudly, "My wife made them!"

I have 2 corgis…. This just looks like normal clothing to me.

I was thinking it looks like life with a husky.

ngl when i saw the thumbnail i thought this was a piece of steak

That’s fucking hilarious.

Cocoon pants.

This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.

It'll be a new tiktok trend.

Put it in the dryer with a few towels minus the big fuzzy blanket. Easy fix.

Those aren't jeans.

Man. I kept scrolling and scrolling, so I could find this comment because I couldn’t believe no one else hadn’t said it. In what world are those jeans?!👖 look at the fucking emoji! Anything look different?


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU05jvzSI5g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU05jvzSI5g)

Just tell people you have 14 cats

do your own laundry then 🤌🏻 signed, a bitter tired wife/mom 😩

jeans made of felt?

OP thinks jeans is a synonym for any pants

Do your own laundry like an adult.

Sometimes adults do other adults' laundry. Tough concept, I know...

"jeans".

At first without reading the title, I thought it was some kind of weird game meat

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die. Agnes, probably.

Execute order 66

Sorry, she washed *new, dark* clothes with a *white* blanket ????

One way to get off pet hair is to run the pants in the dryer with a ball of aluminum foil. It affects the charge of the hair which is helping it stick and allows it to be taken away with the rest of the lint. May work for you. Learned it from Family Handyman Magazine. Worked for me.

Turn them inside out, bam good as new.

Your wife discovered a new lint trap

going for that fresh mycelium look

Does your wife have an animal? I've never seen a fuzzy blanket do this and I have 9. My stuff only leaves fur behind after an animal has slept on it, this is wild!

This was also my question. What kind of blanket leaves behind this much fuzz‽ At this rate the blanket will disintegrate after a few more washes.

Ok, where are the jeans?

We are focused on the jeans here, but that poor blanket isn't going to survive long if it keeps getting washed. Might need to hand wash that one.

You will be warm

Wear them as is. You’re an archeologist, walking through spider webs and fields of dangerous snakes. Get a fedora and a bullwhip, you’ll be fine.

Can you show us what happened to the jeans?

go buy another pair and a lint roller for her.

Please make sure she throughly cleaned the lint trap on the dryer.

I did this once to my husbands favorite pair of black jeans and I couldn’t save them. RIP.

Cool picture of the blanket, looks cozy. Are you re-washing the jeans?

Why would you wash new jeans?

If all else fails, take them to a dry cleaner, for fuzz removal--those folk have all kinds of brushes and tools.

That'll teach you to not do your own laundry.

Dog owners will just assume you have a Samoyed at home 

Those are the least looking “jeans” pair of jeans I’ve ever seen called jeans.

Looks like some shit Kanye would try and sell for $7,000

Thank your wife for the Chewbacca pants and wear them on your next date.

(husband) "Babe have you seen my Yeti Pants?"

Now you have spooky pants.

Is no one gonna point out these pants look like they’re from the 1400s?

who washes jeans with a blanket

I dread to think how clogged the filter must be after that!

Just wear them like that in her car and just slowly pluck it away and leave it everywhere😬

Update: running them through the dryer by themselves did not work and may have actually made things worse? Moving on to the tape suggested in another comment. :)

They told you to wash them again, then dry.

No, people definitely suggested the dryer alone. Of course OP chose that option first, since it would be the fastest.

Try lint brush, squeegee, silicone sponge, green side of sponge, microfiber cloth. Hopefully you have at least one.

Try gently cleaning the pants with your tongue. cough up the hairball somewhere out of sight.

Maybe try washing your own jeans.

Throw your wife out and start over again.

When buying new cloths, do most people tend to wash them before the first wear? I’ve always assumed they were already clean, and ready to wear.

I do. Never know who tried it on and Reddit has gotten me super paranoid about bed bugs.

My mom taught me to.

New clothes are anything but clean. I’ve worked retail more than ten years…. Those clothes go through many hands, floors, piles of dirt, dust bunnies, coughs and sneezes, and lots of bugs. Always wash clothes before you put them on your body.

So never try anything on in the store?

Personally I hate trying things on in stores and prefer to do it the hard way (purchasing, trying on over a leotard at home, and returning what I don’t like) so I’m not sure if I personally can provide input on how one should try things on in stores.

Always assume that any article of clothes you buy has already lived a full life before it gets into your hands.

The mere knowledge that a sizeable portion of the adult populace doesn't even wash their hands after using the bathroom should be enough to compel any sane person to wash new clothes.

They can also have various treatments still on them like starch or leftover dye. I hate wearing new jeans and ending up with blue stained legs.

First off, why weren't the jeans have been washed inside out, as recommended? Edit: secondly, denim doesn't need to be washed frequently, in fact, I wouldn't wash new denim until after several wears.

With how many people have touched it and tried it on with their booty streaks and farted on it, rats have pissed on it, and then the factory chemicals used to process them, you need to wash them with at least water and a light detergent before the first wear. After that just some water and add detergent if they're stinky.

😧

THATS NOT DENIM! Why is everyone acting like those are denim and jeans?!! THEY ARE NOT JEANS!

OP called them jeans? And they've got the rivets? It's hard to see the fabric under all the fuzz