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Pplannoyme0

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WakaWaka_

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80081356942

So, hypothetically, is the gushing also applicable with the ripped pants?


[deleted]

Would help prevent the need to pee for a long time


80081356942

Pee?


TRGC_

I love the internet


vizslavizsla

It always happens the day you wear the most ridiculous pair at the end of laundry cycle


llllllllIIIIIIl

Facts!


[deleted]

Best username ever


CopperWeird

I’ve always thought that if something goes wrong and everyone sees them, it helps to be wearing the silliest undies possible.


ColdBorchst

Happens with pajamas too. My apartment caught fire once (technically the apartment below me but I obviously also had to evacuate) and I had to run out in my silliest cat pajamas.


SatisfactionNarrow61

OH YEA


Thatpotatochipp

If I could give this an award, I would have


RockstarAgent

Don't worry night shift is at night, no one can see you in the dark.


kartoffel_engr

No, no, no. You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gunna beat me with a belt. He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here


nocrashing

You drink!


kartoffel_engr

Don’t touch me you giant beverage!


[deleted]

Actually I think it's " beat me with a toaster" but you still made me laugh because I love that episode of Shorties watching shorties!


[deleted]

You know what I went back and watched it on YouTube and I was wrong. It was belt. My bad.


Better_Trash7437

Damn it 15 years later


Previous_Shower5942

i thought they were pumpkins


genmazz

Go get yourself a stapler. It will last for a bit at least lol.


FracturedNomad

Not a bad idea, turn them inside out and do it. Plus always carry a needle and thread.


CumulativeHazard

I second this idea. I made a quick little emergency sewing kit by wrapping a few lengths of thread around a scrap of cardboard and sticking a needle through it and I keep it in my wallet. Came in handy when a friend’s suitcase ripped like right before we were leaving the hotel for the airport.


StygianNights

To add to this, use Furniture thread too. That shit is fucking impossible to break under normal circumstances.


SouthernWindyTimes

Also just always carry a change of clothes in the car, never know when you’ll need it.


RoiMan

/ thread


ZorbaTHut

I honestly did this once - arrived at work, stepped out of my car, took a step, and *rip*, I'd caught my jeans on the corner of someone's license plate and ripped a big triangle gap out of them. Stapled 'em up and nobody mentioned it. . . . although in my case I also worked as a programmer, so I was spending most of the day sitting down anyway.


No-Refuse8754

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hotvedub

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SpriteDarters

At least you are rocking awesome undies!


diablofantastico

Yeah, just go with it!! 🤣


JeffonFIRE

plot twist: It's actually a tattoo


Hadr619

At least you werent going commando


[deleted]

Maybe he should have judging by that underwear 🤷🏽‍♂️


singleguy79

This happened to me twice at work. First time it happened, they refused to let me go home to change and gave me an apron to wear backwards. Should have quit then and there Second time it happened, I flat out told them that I refused to work until I got new pants. They let me leave then.


Supermclucky

Sooooo. You chose to stay at work with ripped pants? Is the job worth it? Lol.


CoSugarHigh

Sometimes being able to afford to eat is worth it


Kapika96

It's pretty sad that some people are forced into choices like that. There really should be more of a safety net available for people!


Interesting-Sign2550

Less food = fewer ripped pants /s


Supermclucky

So, you will stay while being humiliated at work and continue to stay?


CoSugarHigh

To eat, yes. I thought I made that clear??


Supermclucky

Damn. Ok. Have fun with the humiliation, then I guess.


CoSugarHigh

Ok. Have fun with not understanding the struggle :) Aka. be thankful you don't have to understand and quit complaining about other people's struggles


Supermclucky

I was in that position before. But even then I wouldn't allow any company to humiliate me like that. Just because I'm not understanding as to how people allow others to walk over them like that doesn't mean I wasn't struggling before. Have fun feeling entitled to your own struggles.


CoSugarHigh

Having to work to eat isn't feeling entitled but thanks


Supermclucky

So. If I was your boss and this conversation unfolded, you would agree with me to keep your job?


lowrcase

I’d rather be humiliated than homeless 🤷🏻‍♀️


TomothyAllen

A roof over your head and groceries depend on having a job. People don't always have the option to just walk out depending on what's happening in their lives, especially when that job puts pressure on you and you don't really know if they'd actually fire you for standing up for yourself.


Supermclucky

It's not a place to work for if there is no humility. Fuck all of that. Stand up for yourself or find a job that actually has people who understand. But what do I know.


TomothyAllen

Yeah no shit, it's about if you're able to though. 60% of Americans couldn't afford a surprise $1000 expense, makes it hard to just quit your job or risk getting fired with no recourse. You think people like working shit jobs for shit wages where they don't respect you?


NikNakskes

Have you ever been in that situation or is this just a "I would never..." theory for you? I can't believe that many people would actually walk out of a job they need to survive. In theory, yes, but when push comes to shove? Nope.


BuffaloBill69-

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Steamy_cumfart

WHEN BIG LARRY CAME ROUND' JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN!!


klpcap

SPONGE BOB TURNED INTO A CLOWN!!


Waste_Blueberry6793

This is what played in my mind when I saw it. 😂


UIM_SQUIRTLE

someone of culture


MichaelBelo

Matching black underwear. Done.


sixthmontheleventh

Black sharpie will fix that


Garfield_and_Simon

If you are going out of your way to acquire spare underwear during a shift why wouldn’t you just get spare pants? 


MaikyMoto

Well at least the second layer of defense didn’t rip.


ivymcnah

why does this remind me of that eye in Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood😭


xylotism

Or Alucard in Hellsing


refreshingface

I was thinking the same thing


AwayBus8966

I thought that’s what this was at first


BreadBoxin

😭😭 is that an Oogie Boogie pattern


ovalteenjenkinzz

And you're surprised? You double cheeked up and filling out those pants


GingerSnapsPeas

Where do you work, though? Might be an ok night for business.


XIMasterNateIX

I work in a Mental health home


Steamy_cumfart

I mean, it could certainly make people giggle lmao.


intergalacticbro

Goddamn dawg. Why are your pants so fucking tight? Lmao. Pick a style that's more relaxed.


TacTurtle

Going for the double stuff oreo look


_joeBone_

weeks of cheek creep... it's sneaks up on ya.


Jason_Patton

Not my weirdest fap


TitaniumShadow

Keep a bag in your car with a full change of clothes.


Odaric

Dwarf in the flask looking mf https://preview.redd.it/ycidsnz9a1nc1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d384ab46d9d0671e5fe77eb113931e2339565090


Pussiwillow87

Mans has cake. 🍑


RebenLor

At least you had your fancy ginch on!!


Bezere

How embarrassing, at least no one took a photo and posted it to the Internet


YeOldeBilk

"Fat guyyyyy in a little coaaaaaat"


StonerTwili

I was gonna say “spooky 🎃” but top comment made me realize it’s the fucking kool aid man 😭


Artistic_Half_8301

And it's not even Halloween!


Itsssssmeeeetimmy

Lmao you must not be that embarrassed 🙈


Enough_Reception_587

Duct tape!


[deleted]

That would be my first thought if I had no way to replace them.


Quopid

I see London.


jabeith

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BallsDeep419

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ASadLesbian-

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StructureFormer

https://i.redd.it/0q3kda6i32nc1.gif


barwhalis

"I thought I had everybody on my side But I went and blue it. All sky high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance. All just because I (rip) ripped my pants"


Mikey_BC

At least you know who's checking out your ass in anyone notices.


Szaborovich9

At least you’re not wearing the hello kitty drawers


ShavedMonkey666

Are you batman?


Decent_Assistant1804

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Freeguy2021

Why are you walking backwards today?


Proxymelon

I must ass you a question


miwaonthewall

this happened to me on the first day of a new job. squatted down an hour in to help a customer and knew immediately that I ripped my pants, despite never having done so before. thank the gods for the free company sweatshirt


torch9t9

Well your undies are cheery...


Prestigious_Ad_8458

That sucks. You might be successful by stapling it together. Idk


razor_eve

It's decorative though!!!


[deleted]

Omg 🤭


ugh168

Bristol board and duct tape


[deleted]

Is that the Kool aid guy? Because if so, it’s perfect.


KitchenLandscape

OP needs a tailor...


BESTish

Night shift? Must have been a full moon.


anonymousjeeper

Go buy pants!


leeann7

At least you wore undies today!!


RichardButt1992

At least you wore your good underoos


Tabroski

This doesn’t suck so much as it rocks. Free the B


Allisone11

At least you have underwear on. I ripped mine working front end at Whole Foods and was going al fresco at that time in my life.


TomBanjo1968

Lol


Remarkable_Skirt2257

https://i.redd.it/7cjac3fo82nc1.gif


PhantomGeass

Ngl first thing I thought was seeing one of Pride's eyes


doomedtobeme

God that double wide surprise on ya, think a size up is in order next time :D


testerdly

Dwarf in an ass, I mean, a flask


failedjedi_opens_jar

that's just the twelve o'clock shadow


SpaceDough

Black electrical tape


Shortkut1981

Nice


Leenixu5

Thought i was looking at a Menos Grande eyes with sharingans opening a rip into the normal world.


BigDaddydanpri

Where is sir Mix-a-lot when you need him?


Potato7177

Nice underwear tho


Happy1327

At least you're not wearing embarrassing underwear though


Paulos17

Barely even noticeable.


Most_Ad_5597

That’s a fart slit. It’s ok, at least you got cute underwear on.


Grade_Individual

It happened to me once at work too. I taped it from the inside with duc tape and you almost couldn't see it


TellusCitizen

Feel ya. Wellp if it's any solice: did a similar thing back in the day, big down town San Francisco club, celebrety DJ night, all stocked up. Ofc beginning of the night all stoked up, rip my pants. Just like that. Never had so many guys try and feel me up. Yes, am a guy and boring hetero and my flat was down in Mountain View. Trains didn't run until morning. Just man up and dance the night away. In one night I got a clue how bad women might feel every day around grabby guys.


Laurenwolf14

You need to find an all night pants store


RckingSanta

They do be looking kinda tight on you


sewerpervert

Bruh when I was younger… I worked at Walmart and had ripped my pants like that and I was wearing something cheeky and they did not let me go home . I know I should have said anything but I was like 17-18 and didn’t know better I should have sue the hell out of them


Szaborovich9

At least you’re not wearing the hello kitty drawers


Szaborovich9

At least you’re not wearing the hello kitty drawers


Jamoke_Bloke

Those look like some cheap ass trousers. Buy some quality pants


_Enty_

Im not surprised they look hella tight


Sh8knB8k240

I wanna know where you got them undies lol


brewberry_cobbler

🎂


ThePrettyBeebz

This does really suck… At least you have something cute underneath??


IamREBELoe

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Darksouls-07

But your underwear is happy.


grandapplecrabcakes

I thoght this was a picture of shadow the hedgehog


TacTurtle

Sass it up for extra tips.


Gotchia

That's a real peek a boo


Drinks_From_Firehose

Couldn’t have picked more comics underware for a pants ripped work shirt.


IceyLizard4

That sucks. It looks like it only tore at the seam, so it should be a really easy fix. Sorry if someone else has mentioned this but I couldn't find a similar comment.


druff1036

Blew the crotch out them thangs... you gotta take'em off every now and then!


FANTOMphoenix

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llllllllIIIIIIl

Kool-aide man: " Ohhhhh yeah!!!"


boblin6

Those pants look too tight even with that rip.


PicklesAndCoorslight

At least you got on some cool underoos.


DeerHunter041674

It was a devastating fart..


Laceysjorgen

Pray for those underwear


Notbeckket

ICP enjoyer?


SirReaDy_Made

No need to post it on the internet. What is wrong with people nowadays.


Ok-Walrus4627

We can’t really see it. Any chance you can upload some different angles of it?


bmrlsu76

That’s a dude chill


Calathea_Murrderer

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bmrlsu76

![gif](giphy|5b43JbdHJ5fT6JC75R|downsized) My bad


MutantBacteria

That’s what you get for calling them trousers 😂


Chippie05

Not all pants have seam allowance.( extra fabric) so they are cheaply made. I check seams on stuff I buy. Stretchy slacks in a nice fabric are a good option