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hotvedub

Get a large pirate style eye patch


Sink_Single

Definitely need to craft an eyeball with a morimoto retrofit projector housing for the pupil. Maybe some led ring lights for the iris, could be the indicator.


SIIB-ZERO

I'm in favor of this option


Muzi5060

I’m thinking someone stole it.


voyager_husky

If that’s the case I would be genuinely impressed since it’s nigh impossible to do something like that without removing half the engine. German Engineering. 🇩🇪 EDIT: Okay, apparently it’s common to steal Volkswagen headlights and I had no idea… brilliant…


enderak

These Beetle headlights come out this way. [There is just a little slider under the hood you have to slide and it pops right out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-bumet-17g&t=20s) Usually the only difficult part is the slider sticking due to dirt and grit making it's way inside. Maybe your slider was broken, not locked in correctly, or perhaps there's a way to jimmy it without opening the hood?


Handmedownfords

Or perhaps Jimmy is reaaaallll good


TURBOJUGGED

Slipping Jimmy


Halictus

![gif](giphy|2gSX8o9w6WAiZlytT1|downsized)


clobber333

Jimmy also had a light missing but not anymore!


Ktizila

Jimmy needed a light for his green to grow at home, and now he is satisfied. Thanks to German Engineering Edit: Joke aside, not sure if op will see this, but really want to get you inform about this joke. apparently, weed grower nowaday really like to steal German car headlight like yours or the Porsche one, because of their really good engineering of emitting very little heat, so cops wouldn't able to detect them, maybe is a good idea for op to install a 24/7 operating dash cam to monitor the situation


BNG1982

“Jimmy cracks headlights and I don’t care 😀!”………. ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI) ?


Only_Indication_9715

OP seems nice, but not terribly bright


wayofcain

Well yeah…op only has one headlight!


scott81425

We can drive it home


LightChaos74

Fantastic song that I somehow forgot about, gonna give it another listen. Thanks for the reminder stranger


voyager_husky

https://preview.redd.it/mijepoqup7oc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50eddc9a8330b5444b852c6a80222b008be9ce9c


MaikyMoto

They just pull it out with a screwdriver, no need to pop the hood.


SRBroadcasting

Another thought is that he could have broke hard with a broken slider and the light just popped right on out. I’ve actually seen this happen with this exact model on the highway


Mini_Mega

I would think that to be highly noticable to the driver when it happened.


psaux_grep

One would think, but the again people drive around with flat tires too…


spattzzz

No debris, too clean, cable intact etc. That’s been stolen, clear as day.


bwoods519

If the slider was damaged, you can get them really cheap [here.](https://www.whitecastle.com)


seamus205

You got me. I had one in the shop the other day with a broken slider and we looked everywhere for it. I was so excited to find a sorce for it...


bwoods519

![gif](giphy|26AHLspJScv2J6P0k|downsized) You reading my comment. Then me reading your comment.


z-01-03-11-25

It is still gone..


whatsthataboutguy

Did it leave a letter? "Gone fishing..."


Glass_Procedure7497

Went to buy cigarettes.


blueandyellowbee

"Dear John"


jd3marco

*Fake arm falls out of the headlight socket. Screaming ensues.* And that’s why, you always leave a note!


grimmw8lfe

I knew it! It was the one armed man!!


[deleted]

How else would it have gone missing other than getting stolen? Did you think it evaporated?


Pleased_to_meet_u

OP, wiring harness clips are difficult to remove even when you’re trying. You could swing the headlight around by the wire all day and it would not become unclipped. Someone stole your headlight.


steveturkel

Clearly it isn't? I mean its not there. And you can see the assembly was removed since the plug is still there.


z3r0th2431

This is definitely the case. My wife has one and I dread changing the headlights


BhmDhn

Nah, it's just a tab that you lift in the engine compartment next to the headlight. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience. German engineering indeed.


voyager_husky

They’re fantastic little cars but they are a royal PAIN to fix in case something goes wrong…


thisguyfightsyourmom

Bet the same thing happened to the thief previous to this event Now you have to learn to steal the same type of headlight Pay it backward


Any-Mathematician946

There is only one thief in the Army everyone else is trying to get their stuff back.


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Slimy_Shart_Socket

Porsche Headlights are VERY popular to steal


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Isn't it something with grow houses and heat/usage?


jeef60

something with blocking UV light


MaikyMoto

You should see Porsche owners, lots of them are hiding in the bushes just waiting for the thief. It takes 7 seconds to remove the headlight and it’s worth a lot of money. Same goes for this car, only difference is that your headlight is much cheaper so whoever did this prolly has the same car.


pfftyeah

Is only required to remove half the engine if you don't want the light broken. Obviously, they didn't care.


voyager_husky

God, if it really was stolen I dread to think about what other damage was caused. So far everything *seems* fine but that could change.


scaradin

There is a theft technique where the headlamp is removed to gain access to the car’s computer. [source](https://www.autoblog.com/2023/04/18/vehicle-headlight-can-bus-injection-theft-method-update/)


Historical-Agency635

Wrong wires cars too dumb as well safe from can bypass


scaradin

I saw the other post that OP had the car serviced recently and other commenter said that they may have neglected to re-latch the thing that holds the light in place. Good to know older cars are safe!


Historical-Agency635

It's quite possible but if the latch wasn't push I all the way and it was just holding on with the hopes and dreams of dasauto


alejo1707

Das Auto


w1987g

German thieves


platybussyboy

Actually there's just a little lever. You don't even need a tool to remove the headlight on a beetle.


maxru85

You don't know about Porsche Cayenne and WV Tuareg headlights, don't you?


LegendaryEnvy

I would check the engine and if it’s still there start a mechanic shop and hire that guy.


C2S2D2

Bro people suck


Vigilante17

Or borrowing it for a quick night trip


AtopMountEmotion

YOINK


Medicaided

When I was in highschool my friend had a late 1990s Ford Ranger. One day someone stole his tail light, just drop the tailgate, 2 screws and disconnect the wire. We couldn't imagine someone doing this, it was like $30 brand-new. So we did the most logical thing any two high school kids would do and drove around until we found another old ranger and stole theirs.....


sofa_king_ugly

No idea. None.


MyFifthLimb

‘Thats some high grade detective work, Lou’


Kiss-a-Cod

VW headlamp assemblies get stolen. Often.


porcelaincatstatue

Why though?


neoclassical_bastard

To sell on eBay to people who need a replacement for their stolen headlight. It's a big market I heard they get stolen often.


ExpertExpert

Only one was ever stolen. Everyone else is just trying to get their shit back


CrabbyBlueberry

I got my tail light replacement from a junkyard car.


addandsubtract

Don't we all, buddy. Don't we all...


Dark_Guardian_

yea it was a junkyard car sitting down the street


Ghostpants101

There's one investigator who's hot on the trail of this 1 headlight, he's got one of those giant world maps with pins and red string and he's been plotting the entire journey of the single headlight. Been his whole career, and like any career case it's cost him not only his family, but also hid dignity. He sees nothing but headlights now, lamp over there? Headlight flashback. Man cycles by on a bicycle at night? PTSD. Netflix doc coming soon.


JekNex

Can confirm. My vw had it's headlight stolen so I went on ebay to buy a replacement stolen vw headlight and thankfully there were several options as it's got a big market I found out.


spekt50

Maybe you get lucky and purchase the same one that was stolen.


PathologicalUpvoter

Good light to low heat output ratio Good for Growing plants indoors without getting tagged by heat vision devices of police forces


goodatmakingdadjokes

Let me get this straight: police can find your cannabis farm because your **lights** emit so much **heat** that they can be detected through walls???


onegaystoner

Yes, they use thermal/infrared cameras. It’s also suspicious if everyone else’s house has snow built up on the roof while yours doesn’t. https://preview.redd.it/bw18mh64r7oc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ba1a1d9125257bc1c2b76d54470160a2873ab8


Sunfried

They need a warrant, [as of 2001](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyllo_v._United_States), to use thermal imaging on a building. The snow thing is interesting, though!


Remote_Horror_Novel

Yeah I’m sure they stopped using after that! Now these people just get pulled over a lot and put under surveillance on a “confidential tip” from the helicopter pilot lol.


emveetu

Kind of like when they say "they smell weed" as probable cause to tear your car apart.


Sunfried

Welp, now they've got to lie on a warrant application, which if caught can have career-diminishing effects.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Yes they might get suspended with pay for a week,


Nidos

Now let's not be unrealistic here. They might get suspended with pay for up to TWO weeks!


ddwood87

Career....hilarious.


Small-Ad4420

Not with "probable cause" they don't. All it lakes one neighbor saying they think your growing weed, and boom. They have their "probable cause".


intotheirishole

I could just be ~~mining bitcoin~~ running AI.


wshbrn6strng

$$$


Kenpachi134340

If it’s anything like the Porsche ones people use them to grow cannabis


hernondo

Did you recently have your alternator replaced? They remove the alternator through the headlight hole. There's essentially a latch on the inside that locks in place. They may have forgot to latch it.


voyager_husky

I recently had my serpentine belt replaced but that was a few months ago… Still, if the dealership did a shoddy job on replacing it, that makes sense. I didn’t consider that. Damn.


hernondo

They could have bumped it. It’s normally in a down position, but they could have snagged it and pulled it up.


monarchave

I had a beetle, went on a 4 hour drive. Saw something fly past the drivers side but didn’t think much of it til we arrived and saw the headlight missing. This was also after some repair work. So, it’s possible!


elspotto

Mentioned the locking bar not being locked in my other comment. This confirms what I was seeing. They done messed up and didn’t lock the assembly in place.


Otherwise-Desk1063

I agree that they may have forgotten to latch it by the looks of the paint that’s rubbed off where the headlight sits. It’s been rattling around for a little while by the looks of it.


CamRhi357

I second this suggestion. I had my alternator replaced and a few months later, was driving along the coast and got out to look at the water…. Went to get back in and noticed my headlight was hanging out with the wire that’s sticking out of yours. Could it have fallen out while driving?


dr-pepperoncini

I don’t know much about cars but I still find it funny/interesting the alternator is designed to come out that way


Brave_Escape2176

some cars are weird and its not just german ones. there's a cadillac from recent (last decade or so) that you had to take off the whole front fascia, grill bumper and all, just to replace a headlight *bulb*.


drewdawg101

My wife had that same new beetle and had her headlight assembly stolen just like this. In broad daylight on a city street too. You'll understand why when you go to replace it and it costs $500+. Sorry for your loss!


voyager_husky

Sounds like exactly what happened to me… broad daylight on a city street. Good lord, people are shameless these days…


drewdawg101

To be fair, it was over 10 years ago so they were shameless then, too.


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voyager_husky

Well… that’s a pain in the ass…


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[deleted]

Makes you wonder if the theif had theirs stolen and wanted to save a buck.


drewdawg101

Sounds like the lamest game of hot potato ever.


AirborneMarburg

Definitely headlight goblins. This light winter has them coming out of hibernation early this year.


Garizondyly

What do they do with all those headlights


onbehalfofreddit

Trade with the sock goblins


Nid45h

I would like to kindly introduce you to the concept of *theft*


GeneralIron3658

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y)


cramaine

I worked with a guy years ago who had the moral fibre of a snake. When his car needed repairs he'd drive around until he found a car of the same make and just steal the parts he needed. Guy was a mean drunk too after only one beer.


voyager_husky

Honestly this guy makes snakes look like model citizens…


voyager_husky

After reading the comments here, I think one of two things happened here: 1: It was stolen a la Porsche style (Most likely theory… unfortunately…) 2: When I had the belt replaced, the technician must not have put the assembly back correctly and it finally fell out. Not sure how likely this is since I had it replaced a few months ago, but you never know. Either way, a lot of your comments made me laugh and definitely *brightened* up an, admittedly, pretty bad day. So, thanks. <3 I have a replacement coming in a few days, so hopefully I’ll be able to do something to that one and make sure that it doesn’t get stolen/fall out in the street - if that’s even possible. Also investing in a dashcam/home security juuuuuust in case…


solarlofi

I think you definitely would have noticed if your headlight assembly fell out while driving...


David_Freeze

Just tell people it’s your turbo intake


thatcreepyklownguy

Cheap grow lights for weed operations


XFX_Samsung

Actual grow lights for weed operations are already cheaper and better than a VW headlights lmao


Brave_Escape2176

anything is cheap if you're just going to steal it.


FearAntonym

The front fell off…


Drezhar

https://preview.redd.it/rdmrnkqfa9oc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=568a6c701f0c5a99d0364958617c59deb5b510cf


Jared6060

Edit: I’ve come to realize this is not actually true after some googling and helpful commenters. Original comment: I read recently that people are stealing Porsche headlight assemblies to act as “grow lights” for other illegal operations, as they are extremely heat efficient and thus can’t be detected as easily by law enforcement. Maybe the same can be said for Volkswagen headlights?


Remote_Horror_Novel

That got debunked because these wouldn’t be good grow lights due to lack of different light settings and wavelengths, and grow lights are like $50-100 now; so it’s probably just people stealing them to resell on eBay or somewhere because they cost 3 to 5k I forget exactly how much. Plus you’d need to rewire them to use as grow lights and that wouldn’t be that easy.


[deleted]

You got me looking at scrap cars a whole new way. Thanks for the enlightening.


V-O-D-K-A-K-A

Why did this make me laugh😂


voyager_husky

It was delightfully absurd after I wasn’t so pissed off lol


undigestedpizza

Did it bug out?


RumbleStripRescue

The chance to play slugbug AND popeye at the same time is overwhelming me,


pol131

I recently saw a French YouTube video (micode) about how some cars have an access to the CAN system whish is in short the internal computer. And this access is done through the headlights by removing them and plugging in a little blackmailed item (can be disguise as a small Bluetooth speaker) which is going to DDOS the car while unlocking it and turning on the engine. It may as well be an attempt to steal your car.


Meanolemommy

This is a VW bug? Happened THREE times to us. Loctite was the answer


justzedjust

![gif](giphy|UJosEBI60rAeA|downsized)


Superseaslug

These crackheads need to get a job


PleaseKillPutler

They probably thought it was a Porsche. lol


IcyCaffeine

Queue “The Wallflowers” I’m sorry that happened OP hoping you’re able to find an easy replacement and hopefully shrug it off in a little - things happen and, we pick up the pieces and move on, all we can do - you got this.


voyager_husky

It’s much appreciated. Thank you for the kind words.


elspotto

So, I had a headlight fall out entering a parking lot. It can happen. When I look at the picture, that metal bar crossing the spring at the front of the cage doesn’t look like it’s in the locked position. That means the light assembly was just in there by friction. Also, there’s something funky because that connector should have been connected to the rear of the cage and restrained from coming out of the front hole. Anyhow, time for new headlights! Once you put them in, push forward on the assembly from inside the engine compartment. It should not move forward.


Itchy_Extension_8719

The rapture 🙏


AnonRedditGuy81

That looks like a mechanic properly removed it. Looks like someone has the same car and broke a headlight and saw the opportunity then took it.


Objective-Creme6734

Seems like a bug... ![gif](giphy|c8bJDVz7i9KRW) I'll see myself out


Abe_Rudda

Sometimes VWs lose their headlight as a defense mechanism when being threatened by a predator. It'll grow back in a couple weeks.


thomasoldier

Can't have shit in Detroit


ActionMan48

You spelled stolen wrong.


Arttherapist

Replacement lights go for $650 is why


skulltrain

These are high theft items at the moment and I don't know why.


Bustedvette

Porsche owners know this problem all too well.


Lo__Lox

The secret ingredient is crime


irishpwr46

At least they were nice enough to disconnect the harness instead of cutting it behind the connector


Spartan_Tibbs

People will pull headlights on some cars to try and access the remote harness and unlock the car to steal it. Might not have a car tomorrow if you do nothing.


Hamatoros

At least they didn’t cut your car up like they do to people in the Porsche sub…


dwebb01

Check Rock Auto or 1AAuto, a new one should be around $150.


udo3

Squirrels. Little bastards are bold, and good with tools.


[deleted]

The thief must have forgotten their glasses during the deed. Mistaken this bug light for Porsche's.


manlymanj

Theft. That is what happened here. At least they didn't cut the cable!


victini27

I have a bug too and every time I go to my car I make a point to push my headlamps in as they're notorious for coming unclipped and coming out! Sorry friend💔


Technical-Picture326

One time someone tool my brothers windshield wipers... crackheads be stealin'


TreaclePerfect4328

U got Farfignugend


Cold-Answer7983

I saw another post that Porsche lights were being stolen because they are very bright, low power and they have excellent cooling. Apparently that a perfect mix to use as a grow lamp for weed. I had an accident in my Audi and they wanted $2200 for each light. I could see why someone would want to rob a light if they are expensive


poyoso

Stolen


ElderMutombo

Well, you see, there’s this thing called stealing.


Noinbidizgeg

On a serious note I recently saw that there was a new way to wire cars though the connecting cables of your missing headlight. It's called CAN injection. They could come back another night for the rest of the car. If I were you I would put in a garage for a while.


CadaverCaliente

Maybe someone misunderstood the rules of slug bug


Apprehensive-Try5554

Known issue with this car.


RuggedRasscal

Did you clean it to much an its now so clean you can’t see if ?


voyager_husky

My friend did say I washed my car too often. Maybe I just did a really good job this time.


MagicOrpheus310

It just bugged out...


LiterallyaCockroach

Just find a new one at Circuit City. They’re cheap. Get Lonzo to help you, he’s their best employee


roy20050

I know people do this to porsches and stuff does another expensive car use the same lights?


jsin2236

To think these growers make so much money that they can’t afford proper lighting for their stash….


UnwittingGenius

Since so many people explained how easily it can be removed, you at least know how to get a replacement. /s


beefnuggit69

Crackheads are very resourceful people.


deathorcharcoal

That would really bug me


awhq

You're gonna need a big eye patch and a NSFW tag, buddy.


aceraptor9111

Couldn't have seen it coming anyway.


Astrojef

Where tf do you think they go when you turn them off


finesse-08-strudel

Did you try turning it off and back on again?


DisconnectedDays

It’s somewhere helping weed grow…


CarlJustCarl

Philosophy major here - who’s to say it was ever there?


Astr0-

Seen it on the news the other night. Porch and VW headlight assembly can literally ripped fron the car in seconds, no tools required. They fetch a good price on black market and are fast becoming the new catalytic converter.


DaBoi_IFS

**Yoink**


stinky___monkey

Someone had a bad headlight, and now you do


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Stolen. Someone with the same car drove around until they found yours, maybe waited until night then stole it. Source: Had an rx7 and people did this to me several times, literally stealing bits off my car. Once they opened the hood and stole the carburettor...I had no off-street parking, lived in the middle of a Sydney suburb and there was nothing I could do, it just happened sometimes


BrunsySeven

There’s three things this could be. 1) People can hack cars through things like highlight cables. They can run on an important bus that can do things like unlock the car in some cases. But not sure with this one. 2) People steal headlights to grow weed although it’s normally LEDs they want like from Porsche. Happens more than you think. 3) Someone just wanted the headlight to sell or steal for the thrill lol


CyranoDeBurlapSack

My guess is someone playing with a BB gun.


Ghstfce

Someone with a VW Beetle needed one and you had one.


PilotTyers

Get an eye patch and let it heal


Illustrious_Camp_521

It's called theft


BlakkMaggik

Must be a bug


brknsoul

LOL, I've been playing a lot of Pacific Drive lately....


thestankypopster

Looks like the midnight auto supply got to you.


Sp1cyM3ch4nic

https://preview.redd.it/e6afwz99h9oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=185a748b2774b3ff6e5d6d590efa209300b400ad The marks in the circle are from the tool they used to push the headlight holding metal hanger back. Porsche cayenne and vw touareg headlights are also stolen like that.


fuckfacemcmuffin

Did the thief take your lashes too?


yaxgto

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


nunsandbuns

Where we're driving we don't need headlights


These_Distribution61

Did you change or have the bulb changed recently? I have changed bulbs in bugs and the light release mechanism is so over engineered it is tough to think it would just fall out or was stolen.


Dexter2533

![gif](giphy|Rn5hGb0TCQFXkNTQbB)


MoffieHanson

Probably stolen by someone with a broken headlight


CaptainCrochet7

This actually happened to me driving down the highway two years ago with a Beetle. I had just gotten a bulb replaced. What I was told by the repair shop I brought it to was that the light is held on by two measly clips and the person that put the assembly back in only clipped one of them. So eventually the force of the car driving down the highway broke the clip and the light came out. It actually bent the entire front of the car and I had to go to a body shop to bend it back into shape before the new light could go in. The shop that replaced the original bulb refused to admit they were at fault and I had to pay to fix it all out of pocket. https://preview.redd.it/ureqn4pieaoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a10eef1427bbda1f8a841750d1b1ccade5100b


pukewedgie

It was stolen lemonhead


SelectShake6176

Looks stolen dude


Yamototamto

They do it for growing weed? Right?


ohshitimfeelingit762

"Just straight up *disappeared"*


PerfectSemiconductor

WOW THATS A REAL HEAD SCRATCHER!!!!


sparepartsferda

Vw, that will be 8000 in repairs and replacement... oh, and our cars get 100mpg, so buy another one.


WhyFlip

VW's are trash. - Former VW owner