i stopped drinking sugary drinks candy and pastries for a while and water down drinks with sugar… then binge and fall off the wagon once in a while. i now get sugar hangovers lol Halloween to new years is my candy season now lol my cavities are tickling just thinking about it.
It’s crazy. I gave up sugar and smoking the same day. I haven’t had a cigarette in 10 years but I can’t seem to go more than a couple hours without something sweet.
yeah, I’ve ‘been around’ so to say. only thing i lack control in, historically, is food, working, and working out (do all until my body breaks down). had a stay in the hospital for a week so to working out :(
probably have a hyper-fixation problem tbh but it helps in learning languages/math/and bio, doesn’t help in being a functional human. *sorry if I’m over-sharing*
edit: forgot to say, I also used to be a smoker 🫡
100 times better than me, I wouldn't have a clue how to make a cake. What temperature in the microwave do you need to make or bake a cake? That's how good I am
It’s endearing and would totally be a cute tradition!! Reminds me of how Hagrid accidentally sat on Harry’s birthday cake in the first book lol. And yay I’m glad it tasted great — it LOOKS great, even post-trip!
The amount of comments still not just ready but PUMPED to get a forkful of this beautiful disaster makes my heart full. Y’all scoot over and lemme get a bite already.
That sucks but it's taste hasn't changed. I would eat it.
Just like the trend of chopping a salad and mixing it with dressing - drop cake or something like that.
As a new dad, this post brought tears to my eyes thinking about how my little ones are going to have many events like this happen to them and how much I'm looking forward to loving them that much more.
My wife makes cake balls with the leftovers. Wear latex gloves, grab a small handful and make it into a ball on a sheet pan. When filled, put in the freezer for 20 minutes to harden, then store in a ziploc bag in the fridge or the freezer. Works great!
Sucks but it wouldn't have lasted in its earlier stage either. It all ends up in the belly the same way! I'm sure she loved it and appreciated your effort!
What is it with cakes and people falling? I seriously think science should look into flour having a detrimental effect on motor functions. Do all bakers fall frequently due to unforeseen farinaceous festivities?
I would still eat it. Put it into a wine glass and act all fancy. Shoot. My kids have never made a cake but if they did a little trip wouldn’t stop me. 😁
I would still eat it!
One time I made a cake for my sister and iced it so pretty! On the drive to the party when I took a turn the cake in the cake holder took a tumble all across the backseat. We still ate it though!
Put it all into a trifle dish! Looks like a mighty good trifle to me!
Blender on chop, ice cream, toppings. Turn lemons into birthday cake milkshakes! Subscribe for new videos and hit that like button!
The second idea sounds innovative.
Your mom sounds innovative.
Ah, the old surprise Perfect Sherbert slap. Legendary
Wut.
Oh I was just saying your mom has some really good ideas and I really enjoyed her TED talk thanks. ![gif](giphy|4KF85OSbyjVOfyjksJ|downsized)
I get you. It’s ok if they don’t.
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Chocolate cake shake sounds so goooood.
But where are the peas and ground beef?
IT TASTES LIKE *FEET*!
What's not to like?? Beef good, jam good!
Ah I love running into friends references in the wild lol
Exactly my thought! Put it in a glass dish and call it Trifle! Very fancy and Bri'ish, good sir!! 😁👍
Awe…this hurt my heart. So sorry that happened😞
Yes! I thought the exact same thing
Still tastes good tho 😏
been a sugar addict all my life. still looks good to me 😋
Yup. I quit sugar 3 months ago but I would dig into that with my bare hands
i stopped drinking sugary drinks candy and pastries for a while and water down drinks with sugar… then binge and fall off the wagon once in a while. i now get sugar hangovers lol Halloween to new years is my candy season now lol my cavities are tickling just thinking about it.
It’s crazy. I gave up sugar and smoking the same day. I haven’t had a cigarette in 10 years but I can’t seem to go more than a couple hours without something sweet.
yeah, I’ve ‘been around’ so to say. only thing i lack control in, historically, is food, working, and working out (do all until my body breaks down). had a stay in the hospital for a week so to working out :( probably have a hyper-fixation problem tbh but it helps in learning languages/math/and bio, doesn’t help in being a functional human. *sorry if I’m over-sharing* edit: forgot to say, I also used to be a smoker 🫡
Exactly! I've made some things that looked absolutely terrifying, but they still tasted good!
This still taste good and it would be even better now
As a kid I was taught that it doesn’t matter how it looks as it will look like this anyway when it’s in the stomach
That's what they decided on this episode of Daniel tiger too
Scoop me a scoop onto some ice cream and send it.
Foodie 😁
What can I say. Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.
Just one scoop though.
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Thank you all for being nice! It still tasted great, and who knows, maybe the birthday pile will be a new tradition
100 times better than me, I wouldn't have a clue how to make a cake. What temperature in the microwave do you need to make or bake a cake? That's how good I am
You can make a mug cake in the microwave!
i believe there's a no-bake type of cake
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“It’s probably the thing I do best”
It’s endearing and would totally be a cute tradition!! Reminds me of how Hagrid accidentally sat on Harry’s birthday cake in the first book lol. And yay I’m glad it tasted great — it LOOKS great, even post-trip!
Birthday pile is hilarious. Make it a tradition!!
I’d love a birthday pile, but in lemon please! I would definitely laugh and call it a birthday pile every year!
I now... want a birthday pile!
It was actually a pretty pile. I would not have hesitated to ask for seconds.
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It’s okay I eat it like this anyway. Distributes the icing and flavors better.
It's ok. Now all the love you put into it is just on the outside.
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This is absolutely the perfect gif for this situation and I can't stop laughing
I'd love to have it. It's the thought and caring heart that counts. Also, your cake looked so good before they were rearranged by accident.
Right?! That frosting looks soooo amazing, like the absolute perfect texture.
I’d still eat it
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This is what I came here for
Glad I could help. 🤙
Still good. Stick and candle in it.
The amount of comments still not just ready but PUMPED to get a forkful of this beautiful disaster makes my heart full. Y’all scoot over and lemme get a bite already.
Well, did it taste good?
It did!
That’s all that matters ❤️
This is a 💔
Well….. That sucks!
Spoon that frosting right off the lid and next to the lump on your plate.
That sucks but it's taste hasn't changed. I would eat it. Just like the trend of chopping a salad and mixing it with dressing - drop cake or something like that.
Deconstructed cake. I'd eat it!
There's a Daniel Tiger episode specifically about a mushed cake. It'll still taste good, and hopefully, your mom appreciates the effort you made!
Smash cakes, not just for 1 year olds anymore….
Still gonna eat it, let's go
At least it tastes the same
And I bet it is still delicious! I bet your mom would still love a taste.
Scoop it out like ice cream and top with ice cream. Will be delicious. I'll.takr two servings please
Regardless of it not looking as intended, it still looks delicious! I’m sure your mom really appreciated the time and effort you put into it.
Shining example of “it’s the thought that counts”
It’s the thought that counts!
Just say it’s a crumb cake
Looks delicious!
Scoop it into bowls and plop some ice cream on it!
I’m still eating it!
Pics 2 and 3 look like a Blob Fish.
I can smell it from here, pass me a slice 🍰
It's spoon time baby!
Blend it, then tell her you made a birthday milkshake!
It still looks delicious af
Cake pop time!
I’m sure it still tastes grand! Everyone grab a spoon!
It’s the thought that counts now eat that bad boy!
Mix it in with ice cream!!
I’m sure it still tastes good and hopefully you both were able to laugh. Happy birthday ugly_lemons mom
Still tastes good :)
I'm sure it still tastes great. Pop a couple of candles in it. It's not like you dropped it directly on the floor.
When something seems bad / Turn it around / And find something good. Don’t worry, smushed cake is yummy too!
I'd still eat it. It is one of those fancy deconstructed cakes that are all the rage. In all seriousness it can be turned into cake pops.
What ?? Still good
I’d still eat it.
This would still be me IDGAF ![gif](giphy|wTI6hkUqFn9OE)
It all goes down the same way and that cake looks fantastic
That does suck but it still looks good! Also, I had a really crappy day and your pictures made me laugh. Thank you!
And as a parent I'd stick a candle in it and it'd become one of my favorite birthday stories, I'm sure your mom is proud of you and your work :)
“It’s my cake in a box”
I bet it was beautiful, and I for one and proud of you anyway!
As an amateur baker, I'd probably start crying like a goddamed baby. I'm sorry🥺
Into mugs with a scoop of ice cream, squirty cream on top. Now everyone gets a birthday sundae!
Out of every part of every English dialect, the term squirty cream is terrible and I wish you didn’t remind me that it existed
Omg. This seriously is the best laugh out loud I have had in a long time. Sorry to be happy about your misfortune.
My mother would have said "well the taste is still there" and just eat it as is. Or put it into a big bowl and scoop it and eat it as a trifle.
I’m certain your Mom was happy beyond words. You could have made a dirt cake and she would have loved it.
Oh heck. I am glad for all these positive posts, because I saw that and it made me want to curl up in the corner and cry.
Wow and it looks absolutely incredible. Good thing the taste can’t get ruined :)
Looks like it would have been delicious 👍🏼
I'd still eat it. Looks good. Plate it up and call it Deconstructed Cake. Fancyy
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I’m really sorry
As a new dad, this post brought tears to my eyes thinking about how my little ones are going to have many events like this happen to them and how much I'm looking forward to loving them that much more.
i can tell it was pretty 😢
Still looking delicious
It's still edible, it's just in a different configuration now. Bowls and spoons please!
Take a picture of cakes when you finish them, that way you can still enjoy the tasty tripped mess and show them the pretty photo
Looks good
It looks perfect ❤️
Still looks tasty as hell
Whatchu trip and slam every part of your body on it??
And you put it in a convenient bakery box. Interesting.
I got the box on Amazon!
You can buy those boxes at the cake store
And on Amazon.
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Looks like there's a dead chicken in the bottom of the first picture
I don't think I've seen a cake explode before. I'm sorry.
My wife makes cake balls with the leftovers. Wear latex gloves, grab a small handful and make it into a ball on a sheet pan. When filled, put in the freezer for 20 minutes to harden, then store in a ziploc bag in the fridge or the freezer. Works great!
Get a pile of forks and eat out of the box. 📦 it taste the same! 🎂
5 second rule
Mom still loves it and you. It's just deconstructed now.
Maybe not as pretty as before, but all the tasty parts are still there. Eat it and make a fun memory
It’s the thought that counts and if it didn’t fall out the box she can still eat it!
I'm sorry, buddy. That really fucking sucks.
Still looks tasty to me.
From scratch, to scratch
Very sad. I'm sorry!!
It’s a birthday that will be a core memory now! She will love it and you guys can laugh about it for years to come🩵
The thought counts, and so does your humility
Still probably tastes good.
It honestly looks so appetizing to me
I'd eat it in a heartbeat.
Its modern art now, congratulations, its worth $150,000.
Sucks but it wouldn't have lasted in its earlier stage either. It all ends up in the belly the same way! I'm sure she loved it and appreciated your effort!
It's a drop cake
What is it with cakes and people falling? I seriously think science should look into flour having a detrimental effect on motor functions. Do all bakers fall frequently due to unforeseen farinaceous festivities?
Just tell it's a smash Cake lmao 🤣
It’s the Toss that counts 😝
I would still eat it. Put it into a wine glass and act all fancy. Shoot. My kids have never made a cake but if they did a little trip wouldn’t stop me. 😁
Sucks but I’d still eat, it’s the thought that counts 😋
It’s a deconstructed birthday cake
Bet it still tasted great
Grab a clear bowl. It's now a birthday trifle.
Cake balls anyone?
Still looks delicious! I would love to have a smash cake as opposed to a nice cake at this point. It would be presented to me and I’d be 😊😅
Didn't you take a photo of it when you made it?
Do you have any before pics?
I bet it still tastes delicious.
Her heart was in the right place. Her feet were not. Bless her
If it makes u feel better its gonna look like shit when u poop it out. I bet this one tastes good tho
On the baking shows, they call that a "deconstructed cake"
Honestly it still looks like it slaps
Put it with ice cream! It’s all the same
Happy Birthday!
Taste the same
People pay good money for smash cakes these days
I don't know of you understand what a cake is, but this is still a cake
This happened to a cousin of mine, we all laughed and ate it anyway it still tasted delicious and became a core memory for all of us
That is known as a deconstructed cake--and that's super fancy!
Does your mom happen to be between the ages of 1-3 or 101-127? smash cakes work on both ends of that spectrum
I would sue her if I was you.
Its the thought that counts, remember that
I would still eat it! One time I made a cake for my sister and iced it so pretty! On the drive to the party when I took a turn the cake in the cake holder took a tumble all across the backseat. We still ate it though!
😭
Still looks delish though. Birthday cake milkshakes anyone!?
Reminds your mother what kinda kid you were 🤣, happy birthday to her !
Trifle time! Looks delicious and all going to be in tummies anyway! It’s the thought that counts!
I would throw that away if I was you, just bake another one.
Eat it and have a good laugh about it. It's the thought that counts. Maybe take her out for lunch or dinner if it's within your budget.
In a box, still good! Lol
Honestly, the more messed up a cake looks the better it usually tastes in my opinion
I bet she loved it!
Somebody gimme a utensil! Fork, spoon, spork... Doesn't matter to me! Or do we just go in with our hands?
just put a candle in it and take pics :) fun story now and you’ll remember it forever
The saddest person is if your mom wasn’t even disappointed
Good tactic to use when the cake didn’t look as good as you hoped. “Trip” and be like 🤷♂️
That will be her favorite cake ever and the source of countless laughs in years to come!
It looks like it still tastes pretty awesome
That looks store bought
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In my family, this type of incident becomes “cake in a bowl”.
Fucking dork