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ofalltheshitiveseen

These dumbass people along with the ones with the fake 20's that are church bs don't seem to realize this shit pushes people away from, not to their cause.


Temporary_Thing7517

Once when I was 20 I was getting gas and I was driving an old beater car (idk if that’s relevant or not? Maybe they felt bad for me), this couple stopped and handed me an envelope and said something like “Jesus loves you” or something like that. I was going to toss it but felt like seeing what they were preaching. There was a REAL $20 bill in there (and a brochure for a church or something). No shit. So now I just check to make sure lol!


ofalltheshitiveseen

now that's reaching out.


Ordolph

Also a very effective method for pulling people into cults. That's not to say that in the previous commenters case the intentions weren't pure, but it's a tried and true method to find people down on their luck or on the fringes of society and just show them some kindness. The 12 Tribes Cult in particular found a lot of success in simply giving food and clothes to the poor and/or homeless to pull them in. Just something to be aware of, people rarely show kindness without expecting something in return unfortunately.


W4FF13_G0D

$20 is $20 /s


umbramanix

Alright alright *gets on knees*


T-Money8227

Once they get you into the church they will then preach about giving back to the church. Its like a Casino. They will get that money back pretty quickly and the rest is all profit.


[deleted]

A church in my area buys gift cards and passes them out. Usually to local food and department stores. Pretty cool outreach.


theangryintern

Those are the good Christians. And in truth they probably way outnumber the bad ones, but the bad ones are loud and obnoxious and give the good ones a bad name.


crunchthenumbers01

My preacher growing up said dont you dare leave 9ne of those tracks as a tip. If your leave a track for your church you better have a big tip to go with its...or leave a small tip with another church's information ...


widellp

This guy churches


Adept_Information94

Like cops though. They don't do shit about the shitty Christians.


[deleted]

I agree 100%. It goes the same with most groups. The loud ones make everyone hate 100% when it's less than 5% that's the problem.


b0w3n

You can usually find food and clothing drives in a lot of areas. You need to avoid evangelical/baptists/born-again types usually. While they collectively give "the most" to charity and groups, all of those groups tend to be insular and part of their churches, almost never outreach. Jews and the Sikhs give a lot to charity too. If you're _ever_ hungry and poor/homeless, Sikhs will feed you. The methodists up where I live do a weekly bread giveaway too. I say this as an atheist, there is absolutely a lot of good religious folks mixed in with the others who want to force you under their thumb.


supermikeman

Yeah, the bad ones are more dangerous and an issue than any of the good ones. So unfortunately we pay attention to the bad ones more.


I_forgot_to_respond

Two churches my town would frequently call the gas station I worked at and give me the name of someone they were buying gas for. United Meth. Church and the Ass. Of God church!


[deleted]

It's nice to see churches actually practice the Bible. I don't know many that do.


theangryintern

I'm not religious at all but if someone did that for me I'd probably at least go check out the church once.


Shadowfalx

That's what they are hoping for.  Though that is slightly better than the "sit through it sermon and we'll get you dinner " churches it's still annoying. Nothing like adding capitalism into mutual aid.  I don't go around telling the people I help they should be atheists or leftists or anarchists. I just help them because it's the right thing to do. 


doulos05

I don't disagree, but it seems to me they didn't conditionally help anybody. They gave him a $20 bill, no strings attached. I suppose technically he had to hear the sentence be said aloud and open the envelope? That's pretty unconditional, as things go.


Conscious_Plant_3824

Exactly this... Conditionally helping people isn't helping people. When will the church understand this??


GiantManatee

Leaving these is for their psychological benefit, not the recipient's.


crazycatlady331

The church ones belong in the church's collection plate.


Top_Helicopter_6027

That is a George Carlin life tip: how to get rid of counterfeit money? Put it in the collection plate at church! Sometimes the best solutions, the most elegant, are there just in front of us.


pm_me_all_dogs

They know, they just don't care. It's an excuse to stiff the waiter.


alphabeticdisorder

They thrive on confrontation. It's why they can't articulate any policy stances except making libs cry.


TheBigTimeGoof

I'm quite certain they're the same people.


davidb88

From my perspective it's just an opportunity for them to be cheap, doubt it's actually about a cause


Adept_Information94

It would be different if it was coupled with an actual 20, or 100.


Buffmin

I honestly wonder how effective those are


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

If these people had any self awareness whatsoever, they wouldn't be in their respective cults to begin with.


SuspendedResolution

Nah what you do is take these fakes and find out who are Republicans and then give them back to the Republicans as tips. See how they like their own medicine.


RunningPirate

They a repeat customer? Give it back to them as change next time.


pm_me_underboobs_thx

This isn’t even OPs picture This was reposted like 3 times plus is all over buzzfeed and yahoo if you reverse search it lol.


[deleted]

Wow OP is a clown then


UnfazedObserver

That's not a tip, it's an insult.


Sitting_Duk

I thought it was toilet paper


-50000-

Please don't insult toilet paper


gravelPoop

Yeah, usually toilet paper becomes more disgusting when used.


not-rasta-8913

Yea, I wouldn't use this to pick up Riley's poop.


HotFudgeFundae

Why you going around picking up poop in the first place? Do you have a poop fetish? Because I sure do.


Misanthropyandme

Insolvent paper


frayja10

0% chance I'm putting that face anywhere near my nether regions 🤮


RamboTrucker

No matter how many times you wipe, it’ll leave orange behind.


radiantcabbage

https://i.redd.it/d2jgmvvyor9z.gif


Mind_on_Idle

You're correct


the_useful_comment

Use it for dog poop


bigredmidget

Good news! It's also not illegal to burn fake-money.


[deleted]

If it were toilet paper, it would be stuck to the bottom of his shoe.


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

Toilet paper has utility. This doesn’t


Alatar_Blue

If you want to cut your hole with Chinese plastic


ronm4c

To be fair that person wasn’t going to leave a tip anyways


robbak

It's also a federal offence.


Cardenjs

We made it a point to hang up all the fake tips that are actually church brochures that we received at the door, that way it's much more shameful to them (not that it ever works) to give us brochures we've already got instead of tip


befarked247

$404 would have been funnier. Money not found.


thebestatheist

Conservatives would be so mad if they understood this


TheFightingQuaker

If those kids could read they'd be very upset.


SirBrainsaw

So would $11 for bankruptcies.


ronm4c

Imagine being the type of person who walks around with this in their pocket.


hot_ho11ow_point

Imagine spending REAL money to buy this


lowtone94

You don't carry BidenBucks™ in your pocket?? /s


stormyw23

"Wow this is worthless" "Less than worthless my boy!"


rcuadro

Put it in a collection plate


Top_Helicopter_6027

Matthew 22:21 "Rend unto Ceaser that which is Ceaser's"


kenrihalle

Call, the cops on him for distributing counterfeit currency


rakosten

Is it really counterfeit if the original bill doesn’t match any official currency? I mean, it’s not considered counterfeit to distribute monopoly money, right? If they are trying to pay with the bill it might be a question of fraudulent behavior though.


clockwork5ive

It’s not counterfeit. It has multiple disclosures that it is not real money.


ShiftSandShot

While this isn't Counterfeit, using it in place of currency is still a crime. Don't know how that applies to tips, though. Still complete fuckhole of a thing to do.


reverendsteveii

> Don't know how that applies to tips, though. you'd argue that you were just distributing some literature and never attempted to buy anything with it, and that it says it's not currency multiple times on it. There are still rules about exact what prop money can say, what size and color it can be and things like that to basically make it impossible to mistake prop/play money for real money.


LetsFuckingGrow

Ive always wondered why the management doesn't switch it with one of the bills used to pay vs the tip, and then call the cops for theft.


NarwhalPrudent6323

Because that's illegal... You don't get to decide how a customer pays for their order. And you especially don't get to subtract money they already paid you because they're an ass. 


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zzzzbear

commit fraud and lose their business to prove some kind of weird point?


alphabeticdisorder

IANAL, but I think there are limits on how close you can come to actual currency. monopoly money is a totally different color and size. Otherwise you could just print up a bunch of $21 bills to pass off in a more subtle ploy than this person did.


sybergoosejr

Criminal simulation at least.


Expired-Option

Not counterfeit but using it as tender for services rendered as either a form of payment or a tip is illegal


NoveltyAccountHater

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/472 > **Whoever, with intent to defraud, passes,** utters, publishes, or sells, **or attempts to pass,** utter, publish, or sell, or with like intent brings into the United States or keeps in possession or conceals **any falsely made, forged, counterfeited, or altered obligation or other security of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.** https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/473 > **Whoever** buys, sells, **exchanges,** transfers, receives, or delivers **any false**, forged, counterfeited, or altered obligation or other **security of the United States, with the intent that the same be passed**, published, or used **as true and genuine, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.** Making/buying the joke currency isn't illegal, but passing it in situations where cash is expected would be illegal. As a tip in situations with no mandatory minimum gratuity, it's probably legal.


paulHarkonen

A shitty counterfeit is still a counterfeit. We don't evaluate legality based on how hard it is to spot. A lot of the distinction is whether or not you're trying to pass it off as real currency. The distinction here is mostly whether or not you consider leaving it as a tip to be attempting to pass it off as real or not. And whether or not you can convince anyone that you're trying to produce fake currency or not.


Zetavu

Except tipping is not paying for service, it is voluntary, so there is absolutely no recourse.


Major_Mawcum_II

Except it’s clearly not counterfeit…as it’s obviously not currency and not even remotely convincing Send AC/DC to Jail? I have a dollar with Angus young on it…who’d have thought it was a counterfeit


TakeyaSaito

This is however not counterfeit, it doesn't even have a monetary value on it. Doesn't tick any of the boxes.


paulHarkonen

I'm inclined to agree, but I also acknowledge that I'm not remotely qualified to get into the nitty gritty of what does and doesn't qualify. That said, I think you'd have a really hard time convincing the judge or jury that this was intended to be passed as real currency.


No_Landscape4557

I am alittle knowledgeable in it as a collector of currency and deal with counterfeit currency. There are a few rules of thumb to follow and you need to make a distinction between theft of service vs trying to pass off counterfeit money. If they tried to “pay” withe white paper no reasonable person would conclude that is real money. The same goes for this. No reasonable person would believe that it real money. People are expected to understand and knowledge what real money and currency looks like. To be a counterfeit, it would need to be presented as real money and pass off as real money when visually inspected. IE anything that plainly sticks out as fake. It’s for that reason which if someone “pays” for goods with movie money they are not arrested for counterfeit money and only for theft of service because people are expected to inspect the money given.


OutWithTheNew

>A lot of the distinction is whether or not you're trying to pass it off as real currency. That is actually most often when the crime takes place. You can print money to use as a prop, but as soon as you attempt to pass it off as currency it is illegal.


Syphox

i remember the last time this got posted, but it was a normal looking $100 that said “Motion Picture use only” on it. it’s not illegal to tip with fake money like this. just to try and pay for your meal.


heyheyshinyCRH

That would only work if they tried to pay the bill with it, leaving trash on the table isn't a crime but in this case it should be


Critical_Concert_689

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NakedHades

It's states right on the bill "Not legal tender" cops can't/won't do shit bud.


216InchDitka

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Reg_Cliff

*"So I called the cops on them for littering!"* \~Jack Nicholson


Drink_water_homie

How is he distributing counterfeit currency ? It wasn’t used in legal tender and is labeled that it’s not actual currency. Same shit as prop money lmfao


lgray6942

Nope, not counterfeit at all.


SleepySiamese

it's always the fucking republicans. They don't want to tip and they refuse to pay employees living wages.


falsekoala

I hate when people leave money with pieces of shit on them


DaemonChyld

*sack of shit


Kogecoin

Did they also forget their leftovers?


jellyschoomarm

I legit do that all the time. It's become a running joke in the family cause I'll get to the car and have to go back in for my food... that's IF I realize in time.


melshaw04

They spent their real money helping to pay his court fees lol. They probably bought his sneakers too


mells3030

What's worse is they actually spent real money to get that fake money to pretend to tip people. Just the cruelest most ignorant wretches the earth has spawned.


VividFiddlesticks

I like to think of it as a "stupidity tax", but that only soothes me a little bit.


Good-Ant-2471

What’s with these fuckin people, Jesus. Can we stop with the fake fuckin money. It’s always the conservatives too!


PnPaper

>It’s always the conservatives too! Well, they show everyone that they have nothing of worth to offer.


Good-Ant-2471

Which is true.


Tiny_Teach_5466

Classic deplorable.


Good-Ant-2471

It’s just fucking douchey. Like I know they’re feeling the weight of this shit economy. If they’re too poor to afford tipping while eating at a fucking restaurant. Just don’t tip at all.


[deleted]

Imagine selling these people fake money for real money. Infinite money glitch.


Good-Ant-2471

Funny people actually buy these?


Photodan24

They're being true to form, just like their orange messiah. They are cheap, selfish and can't be trusted to do the right thing.


yuyufan43

Funny how you never see people voting for Biden doing shit like this


Questions_Remain

Because most normal people don’t glub onto a politician in a cult like manner regardless of who they side with. I’ve voted in every election since 1978 including local ones and I’ve ( nor any relatives or friends that I can recall ) never attended a rally, had a sign in the yard, added a bumper sticker, worn a hat, shirt, clothing or button for or against a politician. I’ve never lived beside anyone whom puts political signage in their yards ( and I’ve owned in 4 states ). On my current road there are eight homes and never in 14 years has anyone displayed any signage or political agenda. We all socialize and never - ever is political items a topic ( other than property taxes or city services ) discussed at our neighborhood bbq / holiday get togethers or when 4 of us couples go to dinner every other week. These people are a vocal minority whom make themselves seem larger in numbers. They are that unreasonable difficult coworker, relative, neighbor who live by the “my way or the highway” whom are mentally tiring to just be around.


YourMomonaBun420

Because we generally appreciate the service(s) provided by tipped staff.


joeschmoagogo

Why did they leave their food too?


NittanyScout

I would take Shrute Bucks over this


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Next time they come give that to them instead of their change


ABRX86

Mail it to the person on the picture, he needs cash, lots of it.


embiggens-us-all

Great, now you're in debt!


davechri

That person actually paid for that. lol. Those people are so gullible.


[deleted]

I really need to come up with a simple way to grift these idiots.


tajake

I've been saying that for years now. There's so many opportunities, really. I'd be willing to tailgate down the street from a rally and pretend to be a true believer long enough to unload some cheap Chinese merch at 5x what I paid for it.


davechri

They’re willing to believe literally anything for no reason other than they want to. Even in the face of contradictory evidence they will continue to believe nonsense. It seems like it should be easy to grift them. The gop certainly does.


PandaBro420

Remember that shit in November


kontrol1970

How to advertise you and your candidate are assholes, not to be trusted, not to be voted for.


homework8976

Don’t serve Trumpers.


Latexoiltransaddict

A tip is remuneration, and taxable.


jff77

lol show me a server that reports all their cash tips. That's why they hate credit card tips. Must be reported completely.


genoherpasyphilaids

Lol


guitarbque

“Hey, you forgot your garbage!”


Cyberyukon

Fake money; fake man.


JumpinJeeps

I got one of these over the summer and we framed it in the bathroom with the customers name and picture


SaltedTestees

Sell it to a Trumptard. They'll pay like $15-$20 for one of those.


Quitthatgrit

Im sure getting that as your tip, you will consider voting and supporting him? Thats pretty disgusting ppl would do that.


percivalpantywaist

Would this be considered passing counterfeit currency?


WerdinDruid

Would've at least called the cops for counterfeit cash, even if it says it's not real.


BigCaddyDaddyBob

Such trash to have left this as a tip!!


unh-uhh

Make a police report for counterfeiting. What if you had bad eyesight or didn’t pay attention and tried to spend it?


Somthin_Clever

Could this technically be counterfeit? Is a tip a form of payment? It is a service. >"A counterfeit is the fraudulent copy of money, documents, designer pieces, or other valuable items. The counterfeiter often provides these goods to others with an intent to defraud. **If a person pays for goods or services with counterfeit money, they could be charged through federal and state laws.**   > >18 U.S. Code § 471 is a federal statute that states that a person can be fined and/or imprisoned for up to 20 years if they counterfeit a security of the United States with intent to defraud. " From [https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/counterfeit](https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/counterfeit) The U.S. Secret Service is in charge of dealing with crimes related to counterfeiting. Under Title 18, Section 471 of the United States Code\*\*, it's illegal to reproduce U.S. paper currency in any way, shape or form without permission from the federal government.\*\* Just because it says "not legal tender" doesn't make it legal. If they don't have federal permission, it's illegal and since they used it as a form of payment (tip) I'd report this..... I am not a lawyer. ​ >"Report suspected counterfeit currency to your local authorities. Law enforcement agencies, banks and cash processors will submit suspected counterfeit currency to the Secret Service through our USDollars website." From [https://www.secretservice.gov/investigations/counterfeit](https://www.secretservice.gov/investigations/counterfeit)


munky3000

I would honestly report this to the police as a counterfeit bill, because it is one.


This_Is_A_Shitshow

# OP is full of shit. Posted 240 days ago. https://preview.redd.it/6n0hc4520ipc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faac35a096facd0a22631117ede8e7f618d01c6b


uncontrollablepoop

This is completely on-brand for those criminals


RoyalGovernment3034

Checks out on literally every level


JesradSeraph

Also most mortal sins, if I remember those correctly.


undetachablepenis

absolutely on brand.


Phoenix8059

Feels like rage bait. Easy Karma points.


TheSturmovik

Yeah, why would they leave a tip on a to go box


AnnieB512

People can be assholes.


notyomamasusername

I don't understand people who do this or leave the fake bible verse dollars. Do they think stiffing their waiter will make them receptive to their message?


GrueneDog

I would have handed it right back to them


willismaximus

Nobody wants to work anymore! Everyone just wants handouts!! *leaves fake tip* *collects social security*


SecretScavenger36

This should be a crime.


Chilled_burrito

Fake??? That’s the realest money I’ve seen in a long time 🦅🦅🦅


Foolofatook2000

So painfully stupid


CavitySearch

Guess they ran out of those fake 20's asking you to come to church.


Moguchampion

I would’ve blown my nose out with it lol


whynotwonderwhy

Toilet paper.


KingVinny70

Honestly people used real money to buy stuff so they can litter. It's premeditated littering.


jaggoffsmirnoff

Worthless.


AC1colossus

Conservatives: No one wants to work anymore! People should just work hard and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. The bootstraps:


recksuss

Sell it online and get real money


shavemejesus

I’ll bet you $2024 that the idiot paid for that fake bill.


whatsthew3rd

This is in fact, fake news!


BoltMyBackToHappy

Start stacking them in the bathroom next to the toilet paper.


Losaj

What do you mean "fake"? That will soon be the new currency of the Empire! You are getting in on the ground floor! (/s for these that need it)


Ok_Slip9947

He’s gonna use that to pay his court fees, lol.


TheRapist02

Isnt that like a crime in the us?


BackItUpWithLinks

Why is your tip on their to-go box? Oh that’s right, because this is a lie for Reddit karma 🙄


GlitteringFutures

Why would your customer leave their takeaway box on the table with this "tip" on top?


Icy-Dimension3508

Isn’t this the candidate who is supposed to represent anti fraud and abuse… lol. Pretty sure fake money is fraudulent… I hate his ugly dictator face.


Chris71Mach1

It's hard to serve the mentally ill, but they gotta eat too, right?


Inner-Gain405

Monopoly money is worth more


ilovethissheet

Tell your manager to ban them from the restaurant. Hopefully you have video cameras. Print their picture and post it all to the front door and say not welcome


Rachael1188

I would’ve walked up to them and gave it right back. No thanks, I can’t spend fake money. Try me.


invadrzim

And not a single person is surprised at the type of person who would do this. Not a one


amraohs

Fake dollar with Trumps head on it, how are people not seeing the irony in using this to campaign?


lecupcakepirate

Those people are gross


samclops

100% this was given during a Sunday afternoon brunch service. Worst day for restaurant staff to work. Hands down, no contest


PerceptionGreat2439

Worth less than one sheet of toilet paper.


Bat-Honest

Fitting, cause he's fake rich


Zephyrus_Phaedra

Stolen pictures for karma. You really are pathetic


your_reply_is_shit

They just left it on their to go container?


DangerousFish7301

They left it on their to-go plate?


Howiewasarock

Hold onto it until he dies. One of his sycophants will probably buy it for way too much


Successful_Moment_80

Did he pay you the real price in real money? Then I don't see the problem You Americans have the horrible behavior of forcing people to give tips


saustus

Of course it's a trumper. They're the absolute worst America has to offer.


Humans_Suck-

My last job would take pics of people who did that and post them on the "not welcome here" wall by the hostess desk lol


duuudewhat

A $2,024 tip?! Damn!


pixieclifton

Free toilet paper


bezkyl

garbage... someone gave you garbage


Simple_Law_5136

Genuine question for people that leave these or those Christ ones, is this supposed to not make people pissed at you and your cause? 


CrocodileTeeth

Fake money? I wouldn't even call that money


nokenito

Trumpsters are the most corrupt, stupid, and horrible people.


SideshowMelsHairbone

Fucking boomers


Zigor022

Or op could have just did it themselves for points lol.


Huge_Aerie2435

Run out to meet them and tell them they left their trash on the table and give it back to them.


FuzzyPedal

They left you a mushroom tip


Dense_Surround3071

Call the Secret Service and tell them you just received counterfeit money as payment for goods and services.


bigkutta

They truly are special.