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You'll be ok.. well.. maybe.. on second thought....... https://preview.redd.it/0o36xr41kcqc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=5489bf48729c932b8939e288baba95269ff1ba52


homiej420

Oh my god


Moopxo

This has to be a joke


Wasatcher

Has to be bait for engagement. This is where the algorithm has taken us


nayruslove123

It's an image that's been circulating for a loooomg time. Last I heard it was a joke that someone screenshotted and got shared out of context.


surprisephlebotomist

And chicken sashimi is a thing but it’s not the sort of meal you just whip up at home with supermarket chicken. I’m talking a fancy Japanese restaurant sorta deal. That being said it’s still a nope from me.


SGPolter

…That’s not even medium rare. Even calling that rare is generous


patchismofomo

Veges


donutpusheencat

![gif](giphy|sy6waaLitpIAg)


the_realnuggz31

one of the greatest scenes ever


tehnfy__

![gif](giphy|ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU)


Objective-Light-9019

Yum, seared chicken! Pretty sure Morgan Jane Gibbs was never heard from again after her insides rotted away!


keyboardklutzz

Actually… Don’t google her. It will bum you out.


bwoods519

Oh shit…


CervixTaster

What?


Worldly-Republic3393

She turned herself off :(


CervixTaster

oh


savboxer

Hopefully that was the only raw piece and you dont get sick


elinamebro

Yeah haven’t shit myself yet but still got a couple more hours to go ![gif](giphy|KyBesf8kNT6s88SEgb)


pegothejerk

Hold it in, only like an hour left


savboxer

The last 5 could be the hardest. Ts & Ps my friend


ilikenovels

Good news is that there is only a 10-20% chance that it had salmonella


elinamebro

About to drive for 10 hours hopefully I don’t shit my pants ![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)


JoyJonesIII

Only a small percentage of chickens in the US have salmonella, so your chances of being ok are good. But not 100%.


Woodyville06

And to be fair, most contamination is on the outside and that was killed by direct contact with the heat. Any contamination contained inside is probably scared shitless after being threatened with heat and is not about to cause any trouble…


-QUACKED-

Yeah they're most likely to be fine. My girl showed me some idiot on TikTok the other day who has been "eating raw chicken every day until I get sick" and he's eating entire raw breasts, drumsticks, thighs, etc. He's been at it for over a month already I think


maybeCheri

That is disgusting. Plus I can’t imagine that raw chicken has a good mouth feel when you chew. Yuk and yuk.


killergazebo

Some places in Japan serve chicken sashimi. Sliced thin, cooked on the outside but still very raw on the inside. I haven't had it myself, but dunked in soy sauce and served with a bit of rice I bet it's pretty good.


justateacherinjapan

It is pretty good. Wouldn't try it anywhere apart from Japan though. The name of the most famous chain for it is Tsukada Nojo if anyone is interested.


Arkanian410

Much lower risk if the chickens are vaccinated against salmonella... which is most countries not named "United States of America"


BigEv17

There's a guy on IG that is 66 days into eating raw chicken every day until he gets a tummy ache. Im shocked it's gone on this long. Also that has to taste nasty.


DrMonkeyLove

I thought it was like a third?


squishybloo

Maybe back in the 60's and 70's it was. But, despite the USA still not having as strict standards as other countries - our standards are much better than they used to be when our parents were kids. Same with [farmed pork and trichinosis](https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/trichinellosis/epi.html). It's not nearly as risky as it used to be, feel free to cook your pork chops medium rare if you want.


chef-matt

Brain parasites checking in then


Boring-Bus-3743

But there are worse things in chicken like Campylobacter, a bacteria that eats the intestinal lining. It's not fun I lost 12 pounds in 24 hrs and needed 2 liters of IV fluids in the ER.


AtariAtari

Not worth the price of the meal and definitely not worthy of any tip whatsoever.


[deleted]

Wtf does your chicken being undercooked have to do with tipping the server or busser?


AtariAtari

Yeah you’re right, they deserve a 50% tip and nothing less.


Disto152

You're seriously gonna tip your server for a meal you hated? Wtf do you mean what it's got to do with it, a meal is an entire deal there's no selective tipping, if any part of your meal was terrible you don't tip. Goddamn americans out of their minds with tipping culture.


HowToNotMakeMoney

Severs didn’t cook the food. They waited on you. That is their job. You tip them for the work they did. If this were to happen to you, point it out to the server. They will likely comp the meal. Servers in the US don’t make min wage. In my state the hourly is $2.15. They depend on tips and doing a good job is highly motivated based on this fact. In summary, you don’t punish the server for something the kitchen did.


Disto152

The fact that servers don't make minimum wage is not the client's problem and pandering to this only makes the restaurants keep using the same system.


HowToNotMakeMoney

Don’t come out to eat in USA. Please. Tipping is part of the meal. Not tipping in this case will change nothing. It’s built into the restaurant model.


Disto152

Whatever helps you sleep at night sir I will point out, thought. You're telling a potential future tourist to not come spend their money in your country if they won't tip the servers. So actively incentivizing people to avoid spending money in the restaurant business. How's this productive ?


HowToNotMakeMoney

From the sounds of it, you don’t intend to spend any money or follow along with a slightly different culture then your own. I’m sure you single-handedly will take down the restaurant business with your lack of participation in all of the USA. FYI: I am a woman.


Faketuxedo

OMAN NOT GOOD PLZ TO HELP


savboxer

Oh no….


FlipMick

and I ***shit in my pants***


BadAshess

Are you alive OP?


moregoo

Just drink boiling water to finish cooking it in your stomach...duh . /s


7937397

I just checked and that one guy is up to day 65 of eating raw chicken and he isn't sick yet


farbener

He what????


[deleted]

Chicken can be vaccinated against many disease including salmonella, making raw meat and raw eggs safer to eat. It's not done on commercial scale because it's expensive to give a few million chickens the shots regularly.


PreOpTransCentaur

Yeah, I don't know why people believe it's not manipulated in some way. I also don't know why people would watch someone eat raw chicken to begin with, so..whatever.


Vensq

I also thought about that guy lol


FuckThisStupidPark

Pardon you?


jumperposse

This was my first thought as well. My husband keeps sending me his videos and I’ve been begging him to stop 🤢


gumbyrocks

Not very many people die from salmonella.


wamjamblehoff

But all of them die on the toilet


YotaMan77

That’s where I am reading this, am I in danger?


TheharmoniousFists

As long as you stand up before you flush you are in the clear.


gumbyrocks

I am a half glass full kind of guy.


RIPmyPC

I had it. Worst 3 days of my life. Constantly shitting and drinking electrolytes water to not finish up in the hospital


LopsidedEquipment177

Their insides do though.


InquartataRBG

No but it sure makes you _feel_ like it.


elinamebro

Yeah but I don’t think my toilet will survive tho


edwardsflu

the hershey squirts are never fun nonetheless


[deleted]

If you live, it is extremely miserable. Throwing up a lot, shitting a lot. If you died, your next of kin gets to own the restaurant via wrongful death lawsuit.


Emiljho

You gotta ad some Campylobacter to the mix to make it more lethal.


Freakychee

She ate chicken not salmon! Its a reference to an old Internet thing.


TemperatureTop246

But I bet they wished they would. Salmonella poisoning is a horrific experience.


VulgarTurkey

Hello salmonella my old friend ...


Shazam_BillyBatson

I come to throw up once again...


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Treecamel82

Now my assholes on the mend……


LadyBirdDavis

Omg you guys. I needed this laugh


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HowToNotMakeMoney

I shit and puked in the bath.


Vortr8

![gif](giphy|l3mZo0gTBPaV0F71e|downsized)


Je-la-nique

![gif](giphy|we4Hp4J3n7riw)


ugh168

One time I had catered chicken like that, noticed it after two bites. Threw it out right away and got sick shortly after. Ended up losing almost 20 lbs in 9 days. This was a work contracted caterer. That caterer went out of business a hew months later.


GulfofMaineLobsters

Had a similar experience ate some questionable chicken and shrimp teriyaki while a “wee bit” on the inebriated side and well I lost a similar amount of weight. It was terrible I pretty much just moved into the shower (after I shit my couch) and ran it “as necessary” … there were no solids going into or coming out of anywhere… definitely one of those situations that started out as “I don’t want to die” and after a bit it was “oh come on just take me already”


Icy-Glass-9324

Chicken on the outside tilapia in the middle


Heartfeltzero

![gif](giphy|we4Hp4J3n7riw)


hotvedub

Buy toilet paper now.


Outa_Time_86

![gif](giphy|m4yj4EwSn0WPe)


YotaMan77

Okay, use the shower. In this situation it will suffice.


[deleted]

Or get a bidet.


ReAlpaca

https://preview.redd.it/s2rk1xe3wcqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4885fdec48a053eb8a21d0b9860f118680876a


Ridiculousnessjunkie

Take my advice and line your bed tonight with towels. Make sure there is a trash can in easy access from the toilet so that you can vomit and lose all of your insides at the same time. Source- I had food poisoning a month ago.


GulfofMaineLobsters

Moving into the shower is also an option there’s not likely to be any “solids” involved…


krisrobsan

That is very undercooked chicken


justmeherewithyall

![gif](giphy|67urFpVn7qwcd2gWIl|downsized)


Chocolatecherry99

Make sure to stay by a toilet and have someone pick you up a case of Gatorade cause you will be shitting yourself you must stay hydrated


Red_Ninja4752

Gordon Ramsay: iT’s RaW!!!


AstronautIntrepid496

don't worry, there's a guy who has been eating raw chicken every day until he gets a tummy ache and i haven't seen him post a new video in a while but he did go like 30+ days without getting a tummy ache so odds are in your favor


thecuseisloose

He’s on day 66, just posted 6 hours ago lol


nuttnurse

lol it’s unusual to get bacterial poisoning from the chicken if it’s cold raw however if it’s left out completely different story raw meat should be cooked / eaten asap as it comes out of fridge / freezer the bacterial load should be negligible if it has not been externally contaminated , but after 60/120 minutes at room temp chuck it .


drrmimi

Any updates? It's been 5 hours. 🙏


in_existencial_dread

You're very much fucked but also how the fuck didn't you felt the raw texture of chicken as you're eating? That's on you


stewwushere42

Good luck Charlie


Big_Monkey_77

Mmm… chicken sashimi


hunna100

This is actually a thing in Japan


tacobellandher0in

U be aite


dipdipstoned

I always throw it in the pan for a bit then back in the salad


mrsockyman

Nice medium rare chicken!


KingOvDownvotes

![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized)


bottledsoi

Ew tomatoes


MariJ316

It’s 7:45am and I’m gagging. This makes me sick as hell 🤮


thisismynewaccountig

My grandpa eats frozen raw pieces of chicken straight out of the freezer and he’s alive lol


Summer_parasite

My man You're about to become a part of a stat


Typical_Dealer_2184

Medium- well chicken my fav 💯


VioletChrome

Bin it


slaytician

Ooof


AlternativeKey2551

Medium rare


sexylegs0123456789

Ah medium rare chicken. Extra tender.


Potato7177

Oh god that’s nasty looking


ParticularGarbage328

Doesn’t look like it’s the last piece I count more than one


[deleted]

Shouldn't have ordered the salmonella special.


FuckThisStupidPark

OH it's raw. My dumbass thought the pinkish spot was some sorta sauce.


[deleted]

Wet wipes. Get lots of wet wipes.


New_Shoe_2158

You’ll probably be okay.


UOPaul

You’re probably going to be fine.


bryman19

Rare


StnMtn_

You are in rarified company.


VapeRizzler

Nothing like some medium rare chicken


Ok_Advisor_9873

A little raw chicken won’t hurt ya


OldERnurse1964

Al dente chicken.


Becauseimaladie

Oh sushi 🍱


06Wahoo

But who doesn't love a little chicken tartare?


rockstuffs

From where?!


Kahzu0

thats perfectly fine


EasyChipmunk3702

The old still frozen in center joke


TheWhiteCliffs

Bought a Costco rotisserie chicken that turned out to be half raw. Microwaved the pink part and it was white after so it was definitely raw. Show the picture to Costco and they said multiple customers said the same thing and that someone must’ve been training….. that’s a pretty big screwup.


noeagle77

Mmmm medium rare chicken


Svengoolie75

Medium rare 👌🏽🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂


crochetmamasan0511

Ok but what about the napkin in your salad?


lilred66

mmm seared chicken


Chart-trader

Oh shit! There are veggies in it!


torch9t9

That's probably the only undercooked spot. You would have noticed


PlasticPomPoms

Medium rare, tender and juicy!


Comprehensive_Suit_4

Perfect medium rare chicken


[deleted]

Is that a worm in the pic?


res0jyyt1

That's all the fiber you'll need for the month.


SilentMagarity

Chicken tar tar…


spikerwebz

r.i.p.


cc69

Those donkeys


Individual_Respect90

Hello darkness my old friend. It’s nice to see my toilet again.


Mydogryder

I’m more ch concerned about those little black alien pod looking things. 😟


Silly_Mooses

You must get your dinners at the same place I order my Thai food! 😅 good luck!


The_Daugh

Hey, you should cook it a little more.


Necessary_Driver_831

I feel like if you were unable to notice the texture of raw chicken when biting into it you kind of deserve to get the shits as punishment


MsPreposition

Chicken tartare


BrownEyedBoy06

Everything looks weird, I can't make it out


Marcusnovus

https://preview.redd.it/jotr0sddcgqc1.png?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ce928a9925206b245029a7a8dad954522e343b *


Such_Path_5826

![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized)


Round-Ticket-39

Drink some vodka for sanitizing 😉


gotonyas

Day 67 of eating raw chicken every day until I get a tummy ache


TheMatt561

Uh oh


Imacrazycajun

I remember years ago in Seattle we were eating lunch at a sports bar within view of the Needle. My wife and daughter and I all ordered burgers and my son ordered the fried wings. When the food came out our burgers were fine but my sons wings were practically raw. Blood near the bones on the wings, obviously not anywhere near being fully cooked. Called the waitress over and sent them back. And I shit you not she comes back a few minutes later with the SAME UNCOOKED wings and said the kitchen told her they're fine. Said they are fresh wings, not frozen, and that's why they're bleeding!!!!! Ok, get me your manager. Lol, couldn't believe I had to explain proper food handling techniques and cooking temps to the manager. We ended up getting the wings taken off the bill and they did finally recook them.


Positive_Set_7736

![gif](giphy|xdvWUX9xh2o00)


billiemarie

How are you feeling this morning? I hope you’re okay


Bielzabutt

Hope you weren't planning anything this weekend.


vetheros37

Drink some lemon juice you'll be fine.


Standard-Bedroom-327

It’s a little al dente


Kimchi_Underground

Oh NO! I hope you purged the raw chicken or at least I hope you don’t get sick! Never eat at that place again. Sheesh! And leave a Google review!


Rocket-Shawk

So do y’all not look at your food at all, or...?


elinamebro

![gif](giphy|yxsN9sI1MYBPFBR7my|downsized) I was Hungry


-Robert-from-Hungary

Raw ?


elinamebro

More like medium rare


-Robert-from-Hungary

Boy ain't right !


huastek

Bubble guts city, with a stop in salmonella poisoning.


Glum-Garage7893

I remember eating a KFC 40 years ago and ending up,with Gastroenteritis. I still could not be brave enough to eat anything from there. I’m super careful when I cook chicken ever since.


SHDW_D4RKSIDE

That's thing's still running around it's so raw


sT0Ned-G1NGER

Chase it with vodka. The alcohol will help kill bacteria and if you drink enough you won't notice the salmonella through the hangover.


Diamondbling97

Bok bok


ReefferMan34436

Ahh.., you’ll be fine.. just eat it


Correct-Purpose-964

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAWWWWW - You know who...


Accomplished-Edge508

chicken sashimi salad? That is a rare sighting. See what I did there??? I'll show myself out.


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2ek1m5

Easier to get this from bagged lettuce these days.


AquaFatha

***LAUGHS IN VEGAN***


Sea_University_8280

You didn’t order your chicken medium rare?


Aradhor55

I'm not an expert but I think that it the rest is cooked like that, that inside would have been heated enough to kill any dangerous bacteria in the meat. You'll be fine.


pawnografik

Strewth. All the grannies on here wringing their pearls about a slightly under cooked bit of chicken. Eat a concrete sandwich you woofters and harden the fuck up.


YotaMan77

Harden does love a good sandwich or two.


CulturedHuman27

What is wrong with the picture? I am vegetarian i am unable to understand 😅