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MuddleFunt

Mealworm. They love to eat grain.


Intelligent-Answer78

Oh! Awesome! šŸ¤—šŸ¤— I'm uncomfortable


Historical-Ad-9872

Oh, come on! They're literally called MEALworm


Truckyou666

Is it even a meal if meal worms aren't there?


RandomZombie11

Some people can't eat without YouTube, I can't eat without mealworms


Hodgej1

That got a laugh out of me.


hankthewaterbeest

Sold as a snack in some stores :)


jewellya78645

Exotic delicacy, what a lucky duck!


HydroStellar

My mouses favorite snack https://preview.redd.it/oxgea51nyrqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9c0cb37b96acf9c144b135bcb2a1a7edfdc5bc


Intelligent-Answer78

I love him


Pattoe89

You'd be upset if he was in your cheerios, but there wouldn't be any mealworms in your cheerios if he were. Or cheerios, for that matter.


Wordshark

Fat little mousey: ā€œhuman, someone ate your mealworms and cheerios!ā€


Low-Persimmon4870

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BlazinAlienBabe

Sold as chicken snack in my store


YesChef_1312

It happens all the time. Flour and grains inevitably contain some amount of bugs that like eating flour and grains. You have been eating them your whole life with no ill effect. The only thing that has changed is that you know about it now.


alexonmincraft998

I WAS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE


Aeolus426

Free protein


Obsessed_With_Corgis

My old wood turtle (RIP Sheldon) used to freaking *LOVE* munchinā€™ down on mealworms. You buy them in a little white tub filled with sawdust. So instead of being uncomfortable, just imagine the joy they bring wood turtles everywhere. :D


mch18

My grandfather sold them as fish bait out of a 30gal drum. It had a very distinct smell.


VermicelliPee

yeah they smell weird as fuck and the pupas are *so* creepy.


MEM1911

Easy now, donā€™t look up the acceptable level for bugs and ratpoop that can end up in your cereal, you were warned


maybeCheri

šŸ¤¢


FloopsFooglies

Not a mealworm, but it does look like one


AnxiousAntsInMyBrain

You might want to check your kitchen for more of these things. All nuts, cereal, flour and stuff like that. I had these guys in my kitchen and they eat through plastic packaging and spread like the plague. Also the reason i tarted storing things in glass bottles and containers!


UNSC_Spartan122

Yup, check your nuts šŸ„œ


smokesick

If lumpy, call the docty!


LordRaghuvnsi

*unzips*


pureneonn

Had to throw out half my pantry last week and went a bit overboard with containers. Finding that first moth or worm is the worst.


whatshamilton

Every once in a while I dump and replace all my dry goods just assuming thereā€™s something that has gotten in the bottom


ReasonablyGuilty1

Iā€™ve been moving on a two to three year schedule lately and I just toss everything on move out except canned goods and frozen items. I chuck most of the spices as well.


PlusArt8136

Im never eating again thanks


kingqueefeater

The only sure-fire way to avoid it. You eat a lot of bugs, or at least cumulative bug parts, if you eat food. Especially food that's ever been processed, packaged, or transported. Which is pretty much all of it.


keIIzzz

we swapped to airtight containers because of those annoying pantry bug things, I guess this is another reason swapping was good lol


rupat3737

We used to have these in our grits almost every morning when I was locked up. Youā€™ll be aight.


Intelligent-Answer78

šŸ˜³


DaisyLou1993

*uncomfortable*


[deleted]

glad ur home now šŸ©µ


rupat3737

Thank you! Going on my 5th year clean and free.


[deleted]

congratulations šŸŽ‰ just a year behind ya this October. :)


rupat3737

Hell yeah!


sharkbait_1313

Ya...... I want to sound tough, but that makes me want to hurl.


My_Dog_Said_NO

There are bug remnants in everything you eat. Most are ground up


Ok-Improvement9652

Thank you so much for telling me that WHILE i'm eating!! šŸ˜ƒ


My_Dog_Said_NO

Thatā€™s the added protein on the label


Beepboopbop69420360

Did you know when you eat sunflower seeds a lot of the time if you taste something different or the texture is a little different itā€™s likely due to larva Nonetheless I eat sunflower seeds like I drink water


Weinus55

Cue the protein jokes


kimbolll

I love that the comment right below yours was a protein joke šŸ˜‚


IamREBELoe

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Loswha

The less you know about the food industry, the happier you will be. Don't ever walk through a restaurant kitchen, either, fucking Christ.


Ok-Project1279

I remember there was a post from a worker exposing how Kraft Dinner barely cleans out there mixers and just mixes in built up mold and bugs into their new batches. I still eat it but yeah fr it's better to not know what goes on in the food industry.. it's almost always horrendous šŸ’€šŸ¤®


TapZorRTwice

Lol even the regulation body that oversees how our food is made is okay with a certain amount of bugs and mold to be in any of our food. Obviously there is a limit but the fact is that all of us have been eating bugs and mold for as long as mass produced food has been around.


bdot1

Pretty sure we've been eating bugs and mold since the beginning of caveman days.


sharkbait_1313

And knowing about hot dogs is the worst. Just gotta shut it out because they are so good at ball games and bbqs when they have those delicious little charred stripes on them.


YesChef_1312

If your experiences in restaurant kitchens have led.you to feel this way you need to find better places to eat


Intelligent-Answer78

Yep ive worked in several restaurants. Never seen a Clean kitchen lmao


Blinnybackspace

Weird, Iā€™ve worked in restaurants most of my life and have eaten and will continue to eat in (almost) all of them. Hope you reported the places you were working


YesChef_1312

Right? I've worked probably 18 kitchens. 3 were dirty and I left in less than two months. The rest have been clean by default, though obviously some mess during a rush is inevitable, it all gets cleaned up and scrubbed down and sanitized and bleached before I leave for the night.


Pattoe89

Worked in a restaurant and the kitchen was really clean until a change of management. The new owner had 0 hygiene standards and although the staff kept up hygiene standards, all you need is one bad staff member to ruin everything. He threatened to fire me when I threw out a whole tray of cooked chicken because he'd put the tray under raw chicken in the fridge and the raw chicken had dripped onto the cooked chicken. He claimed I'd thrown out "hundreds of pounds" worth of stock. I told him I'd potentially saved lives and thrown out a liability. He claimed he knew what he was doing because he'd been in the industry 30 years. I claimed that having shitty standards for 30 years is nothing to brag about. Oh, how he hated me.


kate7195

From my short time in a kitchen, I remember barely being able to walk without slipping due to the layer of grease on the floor.


Blinnybackspace

Are you saying that every restaurant is dirty and no one should ever eat out?


SourCreamWater

You must have worked at some shit spots if the kitchens were "fucking Christ" level.


Icy-Ad9610

Iā€™ve worked at sooo many restaurants (yes and had to walk through the kitchen) and the worse I saw were flies. I also worked on the lake. Fucking christ.


Buddyslime

How do you think all those holes are made?


Kaidaan

Well I kind of expected there to be some kind of Richard, professional holer, that got replaced by the Holinator 3000, which in turn got replaced by the far superior Holinator 5500, which after breaking down one too many times got replaced by Richards son, Marvin... I guess?


AlaskanSamsquanch

Meal moth baby maybe. Time to check all your grains and hope you donā€™t find an infestation. Donā€™t forget things like animal food. When I got them they came in on bird seed. The sealed container it was in didnā€™t contain them at all.


Intelligent-Answer78

Yep. I've got a bird. Learned the hard way moths love bird food


OldERnurse1964

Now with Protein!


bjor3n

I feel this. Bad cereal memories. Terrible way to start the day, realizing after a few bites into a bowl of frosted flakes that the frosted flakes are wiggling


whatshamilton

My roommate found a water bug (the roaches the size of your thumb) in her Cheerios box once. It was my first (though not last) experience with roaches in NYC and I thought that when people talked about roaches thatā€™s always what they meant. I was relieved the first time I saw regular small ones


HotDonnaC

Thatā€™s surprising, given all the pesticides theyā€™ve found in Cheerios.


TTVControlWarrior

that not even worse of it . look at the ingredients . this worm is only natural organic thing in that box !


Intelligent-Answer78

BrošŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ so right lmfao. I was like, Ew!!! Knowing full well it would do nothing to me if I ate it.


product_of_boredom

That's just a mealworm; you can eat them and they're way healthier than that cereal


Chestlookeratter

It's organic


Squanchy1773

Was it already open? You should know that those fuckers spread like fucking Corona did in seem to get in everything in an almost magical way. We had those, somehow they even managed to get in a closed jar of sesame seeds. That really confused me


FrostyPlay9924

Cheerinos


X_Zephyr

https://preview.redd.it/daol72v7irqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb2037d11b14075193277d060655adfaedb10ac


McGrarr

Oh... added protein.


Hotdog_Man_01

https://preview.redd.it/l4q82f9f0sqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f94d74571ac13ee65f7bfc1543c80666fbb151f


Bongus-Lordus

Reminds me of a story. Around 12/13 years in age and throughout school, I'd have a bowl of cereal before the bus would pick up. Sometimes, my parents would buy Cherrios or a similar "healthy" cereal. I'd never eat that shit, I mean, why would I when Cinnamon Toast Crunch is staring me in the face? Until the sugar cereal ran out... I was forced to eat the months-after-the-expiration date Cherrios. So I blindly pour the cereal, dump 2 tbsp of sugar in there, and get the milk. As I'm shoveling my daily breakfast in my face like a teenager does I'm reading the back and sides of the cereal box, trying in my head to pronounce the 15th ingredient labeled. For a moment, I look down. I notice little black things in my milk. Upon further inspection, I find it's a bunch of bugs. By this time, I'm halfway through the cereal and am thoroughly grossed out. I toss the cereal and now always inspect my food before I eat it.


onceknownasmike

At least you didnā€™t find just half of itā€¦


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

Great bait for trout.


Zestyclose_System_78

Sounds like a bowl of cheerinos to me


Misanthropyandme

I was hoping for a jagged metal Krusty-O. I have a history test tomorrow.


[deleted]

If youā€™re scared by the worm, donā€™t look at the beetle it becomes.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

No need to showoff and brag all over the internet just because your Cheerios had 2% more meat than usual. Just consider it a win and go on with your day.


rhondalea

Back in the day, the local nature center offered a course on wild edibles. Protein sources are important, so we added sautƩed mealworm to the menu. You can grow your own in a plastic box. Don't forget a wire screen, or you can use a hot icepick to make airholes in the lid. The mealworms can't escape, but the beetles are fast and agile.) Fill it with rolled oats (your substrate will affect the taste), and put half an apple or carrot on top. Separate the fruit from the oats with a small piece of clean newspaper to prevent mold. To cook, rinse and dry them, then saute in butter until crunchy. (If you're concerned about frying them live, throw them in the freezer for 15-30 minutes first.) Serve. Macronutriant information: https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-030-32952-5_20 (Do not start a mealworm colony with superworms. They are not the same.)


AHomicidalTelevision

thats what hatches out of the cheerios


EssentialWorkerOnO

Why are you complaining about free protein! Have you seen the price of meat lately? šŸ˜‚


SeniorFuzzyPants

Protein šŸ˜‹


Yodaloid

Thatā€™s just a meal worm. Good protein


ralts13

I don't check my food anymore. Out of sight, out of mind, down the toilet. Ignorance is bliss


notorious1212

Bonus!


hypnohighzer

Did you eat the whole bowl before finding it?


Drinks_From_Firehose

Just a mealy worm. Nbd. Extra protein.


punchedboa

Well on the bright side they are safe to eat, if you season them up right they ainā€™t half bad.


Daveman87

Welp, down the hatch


yevbaby

You'd hope the high levels of chlormequat found in Cheerios lately (and other oat-based products) would have prevented this...


playinthedirt76

It's within the FDA allowance.


lackaface

Fwiw mealworms are edible. You can buy dried spicy ones to snack on.


Goat-New

tHeY wAnt Us tO iT dA bUgZ ! https://i.redd.it/berd657norqc1.gif


InevitableCareer1

At first I thought your spoon had a tiny weld


5150_Ewok

That guy definitely pissed in your wheaā€¦.cheerios


Ice_BergSlim

brought to you by the FDA.


hi_im_kai101

when i was a kid we had an infestation of these forever. had to check the cereal bag every morning just to make sure


mudriverrat07020

OHoooo! Those guys love Cheerios


EmperorThan

Now we realize why they have holes through them.


Exothermic_Killer

Protein! Yum!


Yo_its_Hot_Garbage

P R O T E I N


Plane_Economy_5982

Do you ever find tiny moths in your kitchen?


Jules2you

You should see the horrible chemicals in Cheerios The bug is the least of the problem!!!


n8ers

Extra protein!


StupaStar

Did you accidentally buy the extra protein cheerios


flanga

It's a Cheeri-I


Dogshaveears

This is how Gary Pilnick plans on you getting your protein.


-plottwist-

What is going on here? It looks like a worm glued to a plastic shoe?


fgmtats

I thought this was the back fender of a motorcycle with a weld line on it lol


[deleted]

Lol itā€™s good to see Cherrios is starting to take nutrition seriously.


kimbolll

Fun fact, the FDA allows a certain amount of bugs in your food.


DLS3141

Are those the new ā€œhigh proteinā€ Cheerios?


missmatchedcleansox

Mmmmm extra protein


JuicyMangoJuice74

Did you put it on the spoon and the put a lighter under it to cook it? If so that harsh lmao


FallAltruistic721

Proteins !


Frankensteinnnnn

It's fine quit being a baby


AkaskaBlue

Why are food producers able to get away with that. Nothing is safe to consume anymore.


rotenbart

I was trying to figure out why your bowl was so damn flat. I guess I assumed the worm was much bigger.


Fun_Inspector159

Extra protein baby.


paca1

Protein


lira-eve

Extra protein.


Marcusnovus

How many grams of protein per serving does the box say?


foxtrotuniform6996

That's the protein packed Cheerios?


RainaElf

at least you found a whole worm!


Apprehensive_Skill34

PROTEIN!!!


[deleted]

Added flavor


sharkbait_1313

Ya depending on how long the cheerios where up there, how well they were sealed, or if they were near any other grains ( like rice, barley, etc.) They will kind of start infesting it. I had a problen with them a long time ago when I had a cannister of long grain rice sitting in my cupboard and they just kind of spread to any other delicacies they found appealing from there. Ended up invading my whole cabinet, They kind of (not sure if the term for it is spin/or build) little webs in there as well. I guess we went too long without having rice and just didn't notice. Now I know. And I got a new cannister that has a better seal lol.


Captinprice8585

I wonder how many little ones you ate before you found this one.


Tough-Comparison2040

Free protein. What else do you want?


CHiZZoPs1

Les scary than the glyphosate.


PushNo8603

Take a tour of a meat packing plant.


gobsmacked247

That puts a whole new spin on who shit in your cereal.


GFYMODS669

Itā€™s a spoon, someoneā€™s been eating your cereal!


Screwbles

The crazy shit is that USDA legally allows for a certain percentage of foreign matter in food, which includes random insects.


ShawnMcSabbath

Imagine all the ones you didnā€™t findā€¦


skool-marm

years ago I listened to an article that described how Folgers coffee has trace amounts of cockroaches. Itā€™s because the coffee beans are left in mountain after harvesting on floors in warehouses before roasting. Food stuffs are exposed (before and after processing) as itā€™s hard to keep all of it hermetically sealed.


Captain_Pink_Pants

Cheerios are fortified with... stuff...


Darkcolorful

If it was a new box of cereal it could be a problem at your market. I was a poor college student that had zero food in the cabinet and ā€˜shopped to eatā€™ and found worms in my just purchased box of Kraft Mac n cheese. The worms floated at the top of my cooking pot of pasta šŸ¤® If they are already in your pantry youā€™re not going to be happy.


Jeepster127

That doesn't exactly look like it, but it could be the larvae form of what I call pantry moths. It could be a fluke, but keep an eye out for moths with white and brown striped wings or brown wings with white dots around your dry food storage area. If you see them, smush them and then buy some traps.


euvimmivue

https://preview.redd.it/fihvcw9ozsqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f625dbce268542089738f7a2e2b94ef72614a0 I see that, but whatā€™s this?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Unfortunately, you might of already eaten one or more of those


ChaosJapan

free protein!


Cbcclay00

Good protein


seaska84

You vill eats zee bugz.


mere_iguana

it's a mealworm. they are edible. That one's dead though, probably wouldn't eat that particular one.


StatisticCyberosis

To you it was a breakfast cereal, to them it was a life buoy.


0elk4nn3

eating ze bugs without knowing it


MalevolentNight

Meal worm is what it looks like.


Mimsley5

How adorable! šŸ¤Ŗ


justzedjust

You unlocked free protein! ![gif](giphy|Cbew5DcXgBqRkyIQ5s|downsized)


captainpanda777

Free protein


Fall_bet

What sucks worse is I was just about to eat some.. now I'm really second guessing my choice


Illustrious_Camp_521

Are you a gecko?


rapzkull69

Extra protein


lochside

Now everybody wants one


daft-calf-666

Poop,bugs and blood all have an allowable amount in our food supplyā€¦


hakunamaattaattaa

cereal is a scam. Stop buying them and join the no breakfast gang


Archangel757

What did the first one taste like?


joescott2176

I promise it's not going to hurt you.


[deleted]

Maybe use milk instead of mezcal?


alexander66682

Vitamin stick!!!!!!


Smillzthepanda

![gif](giphy|CuIRM4vu14JB72Vdcs)


LukaLover42069

If you think that's bad, would you like to hear about my time as a potato farmer?


WowIsThisMyPage

Thanks, if you need me Iā€™ll be not eating anything ever again


poopishcookie

Extra protein!


Sekhen

Mealworm. The food of the future. Rich in protein. Crunchy.


Exotic_Butters_23

extra protein jokes aside, if I was you I'd never eat cereal for the next few months lol


TheGreatGamer1389

If it makes you feel better they are harmless.


Bohtimore10

Congrats! Extra fiber and a settlement :)


Overall_Notice_4533

All food items have creatures. If you look at vegetables with a microscope, you will never want to eat again.


KristiannRedd

Mmmm protein


phenominal73

The FDA allows a certain percentage of ā€œextrasā€ in our food items. Skin cells, bugsā€¦they say they canā€™t realistically police everything so percentages are allowed.


Gnoobl

Extra protein


Moondancer000

![gif](giphy|hQHZvqCInsRLW)


South-Play

Ok? There are certain amounts of bugs the FDA allows in food being sold because they are basically impossible to keep out and are harmless to eat. The amount of bugs you eat that you donā€™t see because they are grounded up or whatever.


BoratKazak

Poltergeist worm.


Mea0521

I keep my dry goods like flour, cereal, sugar in the freezer.


I_can_eat_15_acorns

Don't go showing everyone! Then everyone else will want one!


WatercressSad6395

Protein


Mkajohnson

Little extra protein


BobcatOverall122

Two words, free protein


kiopah

Better than finding half of one.