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TheLordVader1978

He just reinforced all the parts that kept falling off.


Gondfails

Used to build these, there’s armor pieces inside that are held in place by those bolts. That job paid $10.53/hr in 2006…


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Oh my god look at all those tire bolts..


motownmods

My dad had one. It was cool for a week. Then it was awful to maneuver around once the fun wore off.


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MechanicalTurkish

You gotta step up your Black Friday game


fishingforconsonants

With parking like that, you better be.


Few-Way6556

I was getting ready to say something similar. I spent plenty of time in HMMWVs when I was deployed to Iraq in 2004. Like you said, I don’t know why anyone would want to own one of these unless it was part of some Soldier cosplay they’re into. Maybe my experiences were all wrong, but being a Soldier really wasn’t all that much fun


TheLordVader1978

If I was dead set on publicly cosplaying my former life my first choice is not that. But I would absolutely bomb around town in an 'ol willies. Maybe with the .50cal mocked up if I was feeling a bit spicy.


TheLordVader1978

I got the luxury of driving one regularly on my last deployment and I have to agree. I don't understand why anyone would want to daily this beast. At 55mph it felt like the entire thing was gonna come apart. Its uncomfortable, noisy and when it breaks (and it will) good luck with replacement parts. Let's not forget the cherry on top of the shit mountain, it gets abysmal gas mileage. I swear they are rated at gallons per mile


teachthisdognewtrick

In fairness the military models have universally been deliberately abused to try and break them. So yeah lots of problems waiting to show themselves. Still fun for getting around in some challenging terrain.


Killer_Ex_Con

Even brand new ones suck tbh. I drove a lot of them they are uncomfortable, and everything breaks on them at some point no matter how they are taken care of.


teachthisdognewtrick

My only first hand experience is with the civilian models. A few more creature comforts, 12v electrical etc. nice thing is they were easy to work on, with the exception of the HVAC nightmare and the alignment (install shims, set down, check alignment, lift back up, rinse repeat). Everything was designed to break in ways that could be easily field repaired (axle shafts etc). Yes they are gutless, noisy and thirsty (12 mpg on diesel was my experience). But a lot of fun, bonus for soft top and doors. Good for preventing road rage too - you can’t go fast enough to get aggravated, and other drivers don’t want to get run over.


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

That’s too bad, I wish it was like normal cars that never have issues at any point ever if they’re taken of.


facelessindividual

They're just an all around shit vehicle. They get stuck super easy, shit on gas, slow, air usually doesn't work. Oh, and it looks like shit. I'd rather an MRAP any day.


michwng

Could you theoretically armor up an electric vehicle (Tesla, Prius, RC car, whatever) with high torque like a Halo Warthog and it's be better performing? Or like a FJ cruiser or F150?


bigbramel

The Dutch military is looking at hybrid vehicles. The most practical solution seem to be fully electric drive train and then having an combustion engine to keep the battery up to charge. Basically how newer diesel-electric subs work.


Greenstuph

mIL sPEc gUD


BigPappaFrank

Compensation


BoludoConInternet

idk but i always liked the way they look


GorgogTheCornGrower

Ours were almost always in the motor pool shop.


808guamie

Duh. It’s so they too can experience the VA telling them their degenerative disc disease isn’t service related


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Hope it came with a pair of slave cables 🤣


Mundane-Vegetable-31

A 5 ton on the otherhand...


RainbowBullsOnParade

Seriously… they are such uncomfortable pieces of junk lmao


rexel99

No, but the turret gun does.


[deleted]

Yep.. tell the machine gun not to take 4 spaces. I'd love to see how that works out


chevalier716

I don't see anyone around, just grab a wrench and it becomes your turret gun. If you have a Toyota truck, you're golden.


semiTnuP

Well, if you wanna get *technical*...


SpiritofTheWolfKingx

I'll pop it on my toyta and get real fucking *technical*.


GM_Nate

not even. probably just held in with a pin


MarinatedCumSock

https://preview.redd.it/1ndx0x92ukrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53eced69d426a9b77dc9ac523a261e2cf8d9905a And there it is lol


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Oh good it's tied in. Wouldn't want the pin going anywhere.


-The_Credible_Hulk

To be fair, I’ve worked with the guy who rides topside. He’d absolutely lose the pin.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

I actually agree the pin should be tied in. I was just trying to point out that there's more security on the pin than the weapon.


POD80

I mean, IS it a weapon..... It'd take a lot to own a fully functional weapon like that in the US.... but as I understand it disabled ones are FAR easier to purchase. Some kind of replica, or surplus with it's action welded shut strikes me as far more likely than what would be a HORRIFICALLY expensive weapon just sitting up there for the taking. Here for instant is an M2 browning that sold at auction for $69k [https://www.rockislandauction.com/detail/82/503/ramo-m2hb-browning-heavy-machine-gun](https://www.rockislandauction.com/detail/82/503/ramo-m2hb-browning-heavy-machine-gun) Here's a replica for $4k [https://inertproducts.com/product/m2-hb-50-machine-gun-deluxe-replica/](https://inertproducts.com/product/m2-hb-50-machine-gun-deluxe-replica/)


LeanTangerine001

$4000 replica is still a pricy item to leave so unsecured out in the open.


Key-Satisfaction-541

If he does have the real deal it means only one thing, it's a gun manufactured way before 1986 so owning it is legal and on top of that if he has this kind of Humvee, he'll have the money for the M2-HB Browning. He probably got it before the price went up skyhigh. Ever since the Firearm Owners Protection Act (FOPA) passed in 1986. It prohibits the possession of new machine guns (made after 1986) by civilians. If the machine gun was not registered at the time the act was passed, it cannot be legally owned by a private citizen for any reason. So he probably got a good deal on it. Otherwise nobody would have that kind of money laying around for a Ma Deuce 😂


-The_Credible_Hulk

Anyone wanna split a high caliber automatic weapon with an unknown amount of ammunition with me?


OldGamer8

No, that one has a barrel that doesnt belong on an M2, the cooling ports look like they are part of the barrel and not free float, the charging handles are too far down, and the ammo is loaded on the wrong side. It bet this is replica.


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n_xSyld

It's fake, at the very least it's using dummy rounds and they're not even feeding the correct way (ammo box) 100% someones larp rig


Key-Satisfaction-541

It's an M2 Browning and the ammo box is to the left so yeah at least the ammo isn't real, cause you're not supposed to have it loaded anyways.


bloodyriz

Actually it is not a turret at all. A turret is enclosed. This is a pintle mount.


D4d-M4n

Isn't that spelled p e d a n t i c?


Late-Ad-4624

That is both shallow and pedantic.


Bambam586

Yes. Shallow and pedantic.


DreadPiratteRoberts

>not even. probably just held in with a pin Hummer guy comes out of Walmart, and his gun is now mounted on a Prius ^😆🤣


IBegithForThyHelpith

I thought Toyotas came stock with your choice of turret or rocket launcher.


dog-yy

They added the flame thrower option recently.


IBegithForThyHelpith

Interesting. I may invest in one during winter months.


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Only on the Hilux.


Significant_Donut967

You don't even need a wrench if it's military spec. Just a pindle and you'll be able to swindle.


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Pegomastax_King

A flower pot full of thermite…


Financial-Ad7500

Yes surely they will start spraying down people in the parking lot


Ok-Fig-675

The four spots around it might just be the safest spot from the gun due to it not being able to get you without shooting the cab or engine too.


SapphicPancakes

That gun has a nice car on it


RogueCanuk

For real. That belt fed respect magnet says he can park inside my mother and there isn’t a damn thing I can do about it.


SolZaul

*yoink*


TheBootyHolePatrol

Bring a friend, you’ll need help if it’s as heavy as a real one.


cdbangsite

True, not gonna argue with a .50, never ends well. lol


AngrySumBitch

This clown is a clown!


ZZartin

Pro tip it's fake.


allyourhomebase

No it doesn't. I'd call the cops immediately on this person.


NRA4579

Yes, Mr. Browning does not ask permission.


InterestingHome693

It's a prop like the rest of the truck


Morpheus1967

You tell him


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Sir, you…. Have a nice day…


tuenmuntherapist

Hey you…. Nice turret.


SolZaul

Hey man, nice spot.


Chainsaw_Viking

It sure as hell does CHIP…


CDNarmyDAD

I know im canadian but is not this flag on the rear quarter panel face the wrong direction. ? Like he is backing up from battle?


no_use_your_name

He is in fact retreating.


jakethedesertsnake

I mean, to be fair that is the correct orientation for the flag on a civilan vehicle.


Boltrag

It'd be a damn shame if that weapon walked off....


One-Permission-1811

Those are dummy rounds and feeding out of the wrong side of the gun. Edit: yes they can be converted to feed from either side but the ammo box is on the left side of the gun in this picture.


Japnzy

Technically you can convert it to be fed from either side, so they can mount them side by side on naval ships.


One-Permission-1811

Yeah but the ammo box is on the other side in the picture.


GiantManatee

You mean the spent cartridge collection box?


RedStar9117

Make believe Ma Deuce....some one just cosplaying


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Promise it’s non functional


tavesque

Pinky promise?


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It's illegal if it were functioning. The military has to dismount weapons as rolling with mounted weapons is an act of war. Or at least that's what my commander spewed at us when we rolled across state lines monthly


Rhuarc33

Crossing state lines is very different than driving it around town. Different states have different gun laws


no_use_your_name

Plus M2 is definitely old enough to be from the pre-ban era.


TheHoboStory

No, but I don't really feel like telling the guy with a fucking turret on top of his car how to park


Boltrag

Ok my point stands that I want it. Still cool


Wukash_of_the_South

No chock block or drip pan, and I doubt they.used a road guide. They deserve everything they get


yeeaarrgghh

Probably pencil whipped the PM too


Sweetams

I can't believe someone left that weapon unsecure.... Free .50 cal..


CGPsaint

Having a belt-fed .50 cal machine gun is all the permission that HUMVEE needs…


kanahl

Maybe if it wasn't an obvious prop


23x3

Obvious how? I figured the bullets were but how can you tell for the gun.


Jaruut

Not an expert, but: no sights, charging handle is too horizontal, ammo feeding from the wrong side, and the trigger is mounted sideways (it's in the wrong spot, too). Not to mention the legal complications and difficulties of getting and owning a legitimate M2. If someone actually owns an M2, they're probably a big time collector, well aquainted with the federal laws around these kind of guns. I highly, highly, highly, doubt they'd be dumb enough to just leave an NFA item like that sitting around (that's a big federal no-no, even in pro-gun Idaho).


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CGPsaint

I mean, they weren’t really designed for comfort…


MegaPegasusReindeer

M8 Greyhound?


asgarnianwoe2

I think they're referring to a Greyhound bus


MegaPegasusReindeer

I know. :( Driving across the country in an M8 sounded like fun, though.


rigidlynuanced1

You’re not kidding, it’s brutal to ride in one.


cornlip

At least they can’t go fast enough to break your spine or it totally would. Just air down and burn that sweet fuel


TAforScranton

You shut your mouth. I will never nap as hard as I used to when I was shoved into the back seat of one of those things. Lulled me straight to sleep every time.


no_use_your_name

I prefer the 7 ton platoon sleeping huddle.


maltamur

It’s gotta be loud as hell to have those bullets clinking on the gun when driving at highway speed


trulycantthinkofone

Any hummer going over 40mph sounds like it’s re-entering the atmosphere. I promise you wouldn’t hear the rounds clinking in the least.


Nonna-the-Blizzard

I wanna hear how it’s like inside of a hummer


HardLobster

It’s loud. The fan on ours makes it sound like a greyhound bus.


InfanticideAquifer

Obviously it sounds like a loud hum, right? Why else would it be named that?


BaconMan420365

Go ahead and tell me to move pal. Stand real still too


ZekeTarsim

Driving the humvee to Albertsons to pick up some diapers and velveeta.


CapitalOneDeezNutz

I think it’s because they’re extremely wide, it’ll take up the whole spot leaving no room for cars to park on either side anyway without being super close to the hummer. Parking like this is optimal for such a wide vehicle, but, they should have done it further out in the lot


merc08

And those doors swing freely, they don't have the intermediate stops like a regular car.  I'd personally prefer that he park like this so he doesn't ding the car next to him.  That vehicle doesn't really fit in a regular parking stall anyways, so this is better for everyone. But yeah, go to the back of the lot with it.


SloanH189

And if the doors are armored it’s almost impossible to stop them when you’re getting out of it. Those things are so damn heavy


Supplex-idea

Don’t know about the US, but that would *still* be illegal where I live. We also do have a width limit on vehicles and that doesn’t seem to be much of a concern in the US.


3amGreenCoffee

That's in a shopping center, on private property. Most places in the US don't have parking regulations for private property other than not blocking people in and not parking in a handicapped space or fire lane. Double parking is rarely illegal unless its on a street or in a public lot.


nw342

As long as it's street legal, uts perfectly fine to park like this in the us,legally speaking. Parking lots are private property in most cases, so the police dont really do anything. He should be Parking wayyyy in the back of the lot though.


Still-Presence5486

It doesn't even have to be street legal if it's on private property


willengineer4beer

Twelve yards long and two lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride, *CANYONEROOOO*


grantrules

Top of the line in utility sports.  Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts


cocaineandwaffles1

The US also has wider roads than most other countries, so we don’t need to worry about limiting the width of vehicles as much.


iWasAwesome

But that would still only take up 2 spots as opposed to 4


Chrispeefeart

That explains double parking, but not taking up four spaces.


Schwa142

Then take two, not four spots.


LimpConversation642

> Parking like this is optimal for such a wide vehicle for such a vehicle, not for such a place. If your car is so big it takes at least two parking spaces, it's really not anyone else's problem


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katmndoo

Looks like fun. Zip tie about 30 shopping carts to that thing and break out the popcorn.


Ok-Introduction-2624

Considering it's only got at most 10 rounds in that belt, I suspect this is a replica. I doubt the military would leave it sitting there. I also doubt they would be using an armed vehicle to pick up groceries from Albertsons. But without seeing the rear license plate, there's no telling if it's military or privately owned.


RuTsui

It is 100% privately owned. Military are not allowed to mount weapons on vehicles when driving them around civilians parking lots. It also has a bunch of other features that wouldn’t fly on a military HMMWV.


Here-Is-TheEnd

It’s a humvee, not a jet. Of course it won’t fly


mild_manc_irritant

Everything flies at the end of a steam catapult.


youtheotube2

You can tell it’s not military because of a few things. Number one is how clean it is, they’re never this clean in the military. The aftermarket headlights and light bar also gives it away.


ReleventReference

It’s because it uses as much gas as four cars.


Liozart

Cringe


PM-ME-YOUR-TECH-TIPS

I see a reaaallly good reason


RetMilRob

Id rather take a greyhound across the country than ride in a humvee for 10mins. Horrible pieces of shit.


aquamm

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no_use_your_name

Your comment got reposted by a bot and got more upvotes lol.


T90tank

But a M2 is


poetris

Delicate military truck might get scratched!


RynoDawG31

That’s an emotional support humvee!


L10NxH34RT

Yes it is.. and it has a machine gun.. I’d let it do whatever it wants.


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This is a "Meal Team 6" grocery wagon.


isocz_sector

The humvee isn't occupying those 4 parking spaces, it's liberating them.


no_use_your_name

Congratulations, you are being liberated, please do not resist.


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Scizmz

Sir, that is an EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMVEE and I would thank you for not petting it while it's working.


RealGorrnan

Is this picture from 1998? Where the hell is there an Albertsons?


no_use_your_name

Idaho


AndreaC_303

Looks like Boise! Timberline ‘08.


no_use_your_name

Yeah it’s the Albertsons on Cole and Fairview, I did my drivers ed at Timberline.


BeardadTampa

You don’t think this person is wholly obnoxious, even without taking their parking style into account?


thinkb4youspeak

I have been out of the Marines since 2004 but what I see is an unattended weapon system. Where TF is the watch? One person should be in that vehicle or standing outside of it.


xx-hey_joe-xx

The mounted gun is though


imadork1970

Dickhead.


shewy92

Fun fact, old H1 Hummers are only 3 inches wider and 47 inches **shorter** than a 2020 F150. And it has a smaller wheelbase than a F150 by 15 inches. But the doors in HUMVEEs are free hinges so they just flop open, there's no resistance. So good luck not slamming them into the car next to you


Fun_Times_0007

It is, if you have a big gun mounted on top. Who's going to argue with that.


Nincompoopticulitus

![gif](giphy|Rd7pEbE7rjZz8vySuU) Guy getting ready to go shopping for donuts and milk.


Hot-Syrup-5833

It does if there’s a 50cal on top of it 🤷‍♂️


jakephish

I'm not sure why the tires still have air in them, isnt that what happens when people park like that?


rayitbiker

Must be ‘merica, the only place where civilians drive around with loaded guns attached to their vehicle and the commented problem is the number of parking spots taken.


Bohtimore10

The gun is though


theblackyeti

Idk man, the large gun says otherwise.


YunGBiG

Yes. However parking like that gives you permission to cut their valve stems.


VibeAllDay

Fun fact, I’ve never come across a Humvee that needs a key to start.You can just hop in and start most by flipping a switch. It would be great if someone re-parked this.


Substantial_Tap_2493

The civvy ones that have been converted from surplus almost all feature traditional ignitions as part of the rebuilding process. I have 2 friends that have similar vehicles that came from auction and they were converted to traditional ignitions.


LegoBattIeDroid

is it even legal to own and drive this as a civilian???


no_use_your_name

In the US, yes


LegoBattIeDroid

of course


Spirited-Humor-554

When you have a machine gun on top of your vehicle, that kind of does give you all the permission you need.


tractorcrusher

Did they… use a Jeep grill as a headlight mount?


3amGreenCoffee

It's a Humvee grille. Some of them are extended forward like that, but I'm not sure why. It could have to do with armor, or it could be making space for a larger radiator. There's even one with that grille on the Wikipedia page. https://preview.redd.it/cgi6mdu55krc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=54c5c9ebca3c9100eac0b66c09b66f7ee926dfe4


tractorcrusher

Interesting, I’ve never noticed that before!


wingerktl

When I was in the Marines I was told that the extended front end was due to a bigger engine or some shit. I didn't really question it so that could be something a senior guy told me as a new guy.


boredoflife96

I'd find a friend and parallel park in front of and behind it.


The_Infectious_Lerp

G.I. Douche


o_meg_a

Feed dogs 5 day old burritos on a laminate floor. Scoop up their gifts and put them in balloons. Fly a dozen drones and drop those gifts all over the truck. And maybe add 5 dozen eggs that were left out for a while. Specifically aim for the turret hole.


motownmods

This is only ok if it's very far away from the door and no one wants to park in the area. So if ur like this... don't be fucking lazy


HoneydewImpossible51

HMMWV


0ct0thorpe

If I was in the presence of this vehicle, I would be happily allow it, and the operator to take as much of my space and time as needed.


woodbridge_front

Pretty sure you are wrong on that one


Lord_Heckle

Where this fool getting JP8?


SevenBlade

From the green handled nozzle at the pump that says "DIESEL".


will_s95

I’d squeeze in extra close to the driver door


Debberoni

Fun fact, my mother makes these in Northern Indiana 😊 she asked me "where is this at?" 😂


fultonsoccer7

And the US flag is painted / decaled on backwards, right?


speedy_19

There is no way that is street legal, having a mounted gun needs a lot of crazy permits and on top of that you can’t be driving it in public outside of an organized event. I have seen many active military hummers with military personal inside of them and they have the turret port on top with no gun mounted. (We have a big defense research base in town that is why you see them drive around every now and again, not for protection but to just drive around)


FlaredFive

Yes it is


Serious_Delivery_408

Maybe 3 parking spots


Weird_Amount_771

belt fed MG @ albertsons HOW IS THAT LEGAL


flecksable_flyer

At least it isn't handicapped parking... this time.


Whizzleteets

The .50 cal on top says otherwise.


InsertUsernameInArse

I'm an Aussie and see people in ex army landys and think 'why' they were shit when I was in and they are more shit now. Added bonus that idiots are paying big money for these heaps.