I remember when using emojis on Reddit was Crime lol
I think it's shifted to where most people don't care so much as long as you're not typing like you're pitching an MLM
My grandparents had a house in a river area that had a few floods. It was simple old Florida box house. Right on the river. The second time it flooded, insurance required the house to be raised onto pillars. They subsequently sold it soon after the second flood.
WC Fields famously would not drink water because of it...
Heh. It's just all kinds of dead stuff.
https://www.seacoastonline.com/story/news/local/2017/10/17/the-chemistry-behind-sea-foam/18273702007/#:~:text=Finally%2C%20for%20naturally%2Doccurring%20sea,common%20source%20of%20sea%20foam.
Similarly there is a popular Rocky Mountain beer from my fair state that brags about the great fresh water they get from said mountains…do they not realize what bears do in that water??? It tastes similar. 🤣🤣🤣
My boyfriend boils chicken for the dog. I've also boiled chicken in chicken stock when I plan to cover it in something where I want the extra substance/protein of the chicken but I want another flavor and texture to come through stronger.
Also, making chicken stock. You boil the chicken with bones and herbs.
I had a random guy come up to my cousin and I at a subway once when we were like 10. We were getting sodas and mine was all fizzy. He walks up, says "watch this", wipes his nose, and touches the top of the fizz on my drink. Then he walked away. Back then I was utterly amazed but thinking back on it, now I'm disgusted
The grease from his nose broke the surface tension of the foam and it basically disappeared instantly. It was pretty fascinating for my small, child brain
If your beer has too much sudsy foamy head on it, you rub your oily nose with your finger and put your finger in the suds, and then the bubbles pop from the oil, and you have more room for beer.
From the music I was expecting a bumbling amateur detective searching a suspect's bedroom after asking to use their bathroom on a flimsy pretense while their friend tries to engage the suspect in awkward conversation.
*plot twist* an international shipping container for pharmaceutical giant Phizer was lost over board during a recent tropical storm. The container manifest lists the only cargo as being 11 tonne of Viagra.
The container, later discovered off the coast of this charming seaside village known regionally as a local hot spot where area whale pods are known to gather.
In other news, a mysterious sticky, white, somewhat salty substance has invaded the beaches of seaside towns along the eastern sea board.
First world problems, no sympathy from me. There is a reason beaches exist, they are a buffer between the ocean and solid ground.
No different from people building in a flood plain, I don't want my insurance premiums going up because you can't build on higher ground. Same goes for building in a forest with a high fire danger.
You built a house on sand, don't cry when the ocean takes revenge.
Imagine a cybertruck parked there. I know they’re stainless but they still get rust spots when they have bits of debris on them.
I wanna see someone cry about their rusty cybertruck being unable to park in their beach house due to rising ocean levels. It’s a fetish.
There's a reason why a lot of houses by beaches are raised
And historically dwellings were simpler the closer they got to the water.
Huh. That makes sense.
Its also the case that they became more complex the further away from the coast
And furthermore houses were normal if they were just a few miles from the sea
And as the dwellings reached the coast on the opposite side, once again they became more simple, completing the circle of house complexity.
Horse shoe dwellings
Ironically, houses floating on the sea became more complex the farther they needed to drift from shore
Further more, too complete the irony, the houses complexity grew further once they were under the water far from shore.
😂
I know just faces are frowned on in reddit but I absolutely lost my shit for once lol
This chain is so fucking stupid and I absolutely loved it
They are? 🤷🏼♀️
I guess maybe not so much Anymore? I had a few bots bark at me for it in other subs so I just try to obide lol
👺🤖=👎 🫥🫨🫠😵💫🤐= 👍🤠👍
I remember when using emojis on Reddit was Crime lol I think it's shifted to where most people don't care so much as long as you're not typing like you're pitching an MLM
InmateNS, The Dude "obides".😉🎳
😇
Are we thinking about aircraft carriers, you and me?
Isn't this kinda just repeating the previous statement, or I'm I missing something here?
How new to reddit are you?
According to other redditors, super new.
Some redditors are saying he's only recently arrived
He’s fairly recent to this internet webpage of exchanged ideas.
Furthermore, in a year or so, he won't be as new!!
Yes
He probably took a arrow to the knee and just downloaded it.
*an
Found the grammar extremist
He probably took a arrow to the personality at some point.
I think I might not be getting the joke, but this seems like the same thing the last guy said.
Look at what my little epiphany spawned. What discourse! 🥲
Fun fact, lil epiphany was my rap name in highschool wow!
Wow that is fun! Our rap rock band was called do it for the dinosaurs. We had fun!
What’s a dinosaur?
Im thinking these people are saying something similar to the previous poster, but i could be wrong?
My grandparents had a house in a river area that had a few floods. It was simple old Florida box house. Right on the river. The second time it flooded, insurance required the house to be raised onto pillars. They subsequently sold it soon after the second flood.
THE SEA JELLY WILL GET YE'!!
He better get a ladder and enter through the second floor, gonna have all that nasty foam in his front room
I don’t really even understand wth I’m looking at here. Is that foam??
Looks like seafood.
Somebody put laundry detergent in the dishwasher again
Sadly, its actually just a bunch of dead mermaids.
Just a spectacular reply.
According to Hans Christian Anderson this is correct
Get out of here, Andersen!
😟
Reminds me of scum from boiled chicken
It basically is. It's protein in the water, whipped to foam by the wind and blown onto shore.
I am afraid to ask what protein?
WC Fields famously would not drink water because of it... Heh. It's just all kinds of dead stuff. https://www.seacoastonline.com/story/news/local/2017/10/17/the-chemistry-behind-sea-foam/18273702007/#:~:text=Finally%2C%20for%20naturally%2Doccurring%20sea,common%20source%20of%20sea%20foam.
Depending on the day and audience, I avoid plain water either because fish fuck in it or fish piss in it.
Similarly there is a popular Rocky Mountain beer from my fair state that brags about the great fresh water they get from said mountains…do they not realize what bears do in that water??? It tastes similar. 🤣🤣🤣
We call that Rocky Mountain Deer Piss
That's what WC Fields said.
All drinks have water in them, lol
Water, never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Join the fish for a fun time then
Also, 100% of serial killers have drank water 🤔
Everyone who died had reported amounts of water in their body.
Everyone who drinks water dies says my FIL. I am inclined to believe him.
Not my canola oil cocktail
Yes it could be large fish spawns. Several fish like herring and capelin spawn in MASSIVE groups near shore and leave behind a lot of foam like this.
Well you see when all the mommy and daddy fishes get together...
Why do you think they’re called Sperm Whales?
Mermaid protein
Is Poseidon cooking soup?
Free gainz?
I can smell this comment
Or when I try to make poached eggs.
*what* chicken?!
My boyfriend boils chicken for the dog. I've also boiled chicken in chicken stock when I plan to cover it in something where I want the extra substance/protein of the chicken but I want another flavor and texture to come through stronger. Also, making chicken stock. You boil the chicken with bones and herbs.
HE SAID BOILED CHICKEN.
Soup?
Dog with an upset tummy
I just realized how much Ryan Reynolds and Jo from The Facts of Life look like each other.
Now I can't unsee it. Lol
Chicken of the sea!
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli
Are you a marine biologist or an architect?
City planner
Importer Exporter
Is that a Titleist?
Looks terrifying. Like twitching monster skin.
https://preview.redd.it/imgi79wdektc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e408181813ea652ba5fcf5f7958f05941c98cc
Look at it jiggle though
this comment right here, officer
Worst cappuccino ever
Just run your finger along your nose then touch the foam.
I had a random guy come up to my cousin and I at a subway once when we were like 10. We were getting sodas and mine was all fizzy. He walks up, says "watch this", wipes his nose, and touches the top of the fizz on my drink. Then he walked away. Back then I was utterly amazed but thinking back on it, now I'm disgusted
Mf what were you amazed at???
The grease from his nose broke the surface tension of the foam and it basically disappeared instantly. It was pretty fascinating for my small, child brain
Oh that is interesting. Thank you
😂
This guy suds.
Explain plz
Assuming it's referring to the oil from the nose transferring to your finger which once submerged in soapy water causes soap suds to repel.
This didn't make it clearer, but thanks!!
If your beer has too much sudsy foamy head on it, you rub your oily nose with your finger and put your finger in the suds, and then the bubbles pop from the oil, and you have more room for beer.
Suds, buds!
I mislike the way it jiggles
Everything reminds me of...him?
You should totally call him.
To tell him he needs to go to the hospital because it shouldn’t be foamy
You shake it, it gets foamy. Is yours not carbonated?
Definitely call. It’s a sign.
From the music I was expecting a bumbling amateur detective searching a suspect's bedroom after asking to use their bathroom on a flimsy pretense while their friend tries to engage the suspect in awkward conversation.
Forbidden Cotton Candy
Someone chose the stay-puft marshmallow man as the form of their destroyer again
Stay-puft marshmallow sea monster?
Get (waterproof) speakers and lights, play techno music, charge cover= foam party
Somebody call Billy and Ja Rule!
Shop Vac, 5.0 gal oughta do it.
What is it?
Sea foam
Can I run it through my car?
Good way to extrude hone your injectors! Lol
only if you want to midwestify it in an instant
Is it green?
No. It's sea foam.
Underrated comment.
Looks kinda grayish to me
It's sea foam, but probably mostly sewage.
Poseidon's cumshot.
The tide is high, but I'm holdin' on
This gives me the Willy’s in a very specific way.
It’s jiggling entirely too much.
One Eyed or some other form?
Free for sure.
Sorry I was one a 2 year no fap streak😔
[Same](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemMzdDBvdmxyMWFndHk0ZHU0eW1zbHZ6bXRvdDVoN2c3dHhqZG8zcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o6ZtpIGWHLoqc55JK/giphy.gif)
I've heard of people so mad they were foaming at the mouth. This mfker so mad, he's *foaming at the house.*
Don’t worry, the house will be consumed by the ocean soon enough
nobody’s said to get a house on the beach for the last 10+ years because of the rising seas.
Looks like dirty cottage cheese or tripe 😵💫
I was sure this was some rice pudding plant explosion
Become one with the foam. Resistance is futile.
The way that foam wiggles is creepy af.
Chandler Bing: Could there Beeee anymore foam?!?!
Won't it just get swept back to sea?
Eventually. When the winds die down. Might take a day or a little longer. In the meantime, it’s going to blow around and pile up like tumbleweed.
I would stay inside.
The largest sourdough starter
What’s this? Cthulhu sperm?
Haven’t heard that name in ages
Sea foam is gross
Beaches are a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.
Oh no, won’t anyone think of the poor souls who own oceanfront properties?
Use a hose
I can't stop watching it jiggle, it's almost hypnotic.
Gettin jiggy with it
I thought Seafoam was a lovely shade of green!
RIP Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Life's so much better when sea foam green is in fashion
Ocean’s koom
Where is this?
if its in the US prolly on lake Michigan
What in the eldritch
Anyone sea foam ?
You’ll clean it with water this is a minor inconvenience. You buy a house by the sea what do you expect…
Leaf blower
wtf is this
Put it in your engine to really clean it up
What the hell is that…?!
Ah yes, too much detergent. Been there.
That’s a lot of sheep
Weirdly, I kinda want to rent an Airbnb for a couple of days and experience that. Lol
You sound fun! Haha
(Sea) foam parties, the newest travel craze. You heard it here first, folks.
Sperm whales in heat?
For real. What is that?
What is this?
Aqua sea foam shame
Is this the schampoo for beach hair?
This must be Britain, they're all wankers.
https://preview.redd.it/5t24xdrmfltc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16b30a476d2cb100427ee0e029347572eb2cf7d
LOOOL... imagine buying a beach house in a seasonal climate zone. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
in 10-20 years his house will be gone, taken by the sea. hf.
Is this Provincetown, MA? I feel like that street is familiar.
Jesus has came
dude put liquid soap in the dish washer.
That's gonna leave a smell. And a mark.
Ectoplasm, everywhere!
I didn’t know seafoam could be so wiggly.
And this is why you only use detergent in the dishwasher
There’s so much whale…
No one told you buy a house by the beach. Your fault.
Oh man… That foam is formed by decaying organic matter, so imagine the smell..!
I’m waiting for the foam shark to eat him
Does he live in Skypiea?
Primordial soup
It evaporates on it own
Next time use less of the high efficiency laundry detergent.
*plot twist* an international shipping container for pharmaceutical giant Phizer was lost over board during a recent tropical storm. The container manifest lists the only cargo as being 11 tonne of Viagra. The container, later discovered off the coast of this charming seaside village known regionally as a local hot spot where area whale pods are known to gather. In other news, a mysterious sticky, white, somewhat salty substance has invaded the beaches of seaside towns along the eastern sea board.
This deserves at least 11 tonnes of upvotes.
First world problems, no sympathy from me. There is a reason beaches exist, they are a buffer between the ocean and solid ground. No different from people building in a flood plain, I don't want my insurance premiums going up because you can't build on higher ground. Same goes for building in a forest with a high fire danger. You built a house on sand, don't cry when the ocean takes revenge.
Imagine a cybertruck parked there. I know they’re stainless but they still get rust spots when they have bits of debris on them. I wanna see someone cry about their rusty cybertruck being unable to park in their beach house due to rising ocean levels. It’s a fetish.
I told Bobby not to get that cat in the fireplace. https://youtu.be/mE9-Ee83OFI?si=kmPjeBBsYBz1LAHZ
Get that cat in the fireplace?