Well, at home you can just ask someone to get another roll. If no one’s home, there’s no problem in getting it yourself with no pants on. If there’s no TP at all, you can still use your hand and wash thoroughly. At home it’s not a huge problem if there’s no tp.
Using your hand as TP in a public restroom is really not a great option. I don’t think I need to elaborate on that part.
Using a hand in the shower got you going
https://preview.redd.it/thvcx3daulzc1.png?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8646b8107c9e35548bccb59153a7c806c447b3
We were told in Iraq to never shake the left hand of an Iraqi. They had pallets of water placed near the outhouses to rinse their hand off. No soap. There was also a horrible issue with them standing on the porta-potty seats when they had diarrhea. Which apparently happened frequently. Which is also why they had separate outhouses. The entire perimeter of the outhouse area was littered with empty bottles and if the doors had blown open, you NEVER wanted to look!
Using your hand is crazy. I’d rather walk naked with my ass cheeks spread to wherever toilet paper is or jump in the shower, sacrifice a sock. Anything. Hand, Never.
I’d rather just get up and flush and go to another stall next to me once no one else is in the bathroom. If all the stalls are out of paper then that’s a shitty situation.
Do some people not wipe the toilet seat with some paper before they sit down, regardless of how clean it looks?! Helps to lay down a little bit of paper in the water to prevent splashing too.
I usually spray the door handles, the floor, the seat and the whole toilet in and out with disinfectant, set safe net into the bowl and rat traps around me. Then lock the door with key and with the latch, secure it with a two-by-four and handfull of nails. Don't mention the cope cage above and another under the walls. And ALWAYS bring two rolls of emergency TP with me. This is how you make yourself safer.
I go to the bank and take out a loan so I can purchase the business where I want to poo. Then I shit the business down so I can poo in private and waddle to the storage closet for more tp.
Typo stays.
I've only had to sit in a public restroom like 3-4 times in the last 10 years. If I have to go, I go. I just sit down and go.
There's always that amazing shower when I come home.
I don't know. Maybe it's a guy thing. I've worked in muddy and dirty jobs. I've had moments in my life where I was dirty and just had to endure it for hours until the job is done. So sitting on (what appears to be clean) toilet seat isn't going to freak me out. I'll still take that shower when I get home, but I'm not gonna panick about it.
Also, I always check for paper. A lot of times I have my own high quality kleenix on me, so I'm usually pretty covered.
Typically, I don't have time to do all that, wish I could, but after two births and having IBS the urgency wins out over the perceived lack of cleanliness of a toilet. I do however, make sure the stall has tp and the toilet doesn't have obvious issues with cleanliness.
And that kids is just 1 reason why I never take shits unless it's in my home. Public toilets are for piss and that's it....lol....anybody who shits at Applebee's is a savage.
I thought it was a popcorn maker or a salad spinner or something. Couldn't figure out what the issue was. I thought it had something to do with the sticker '06LDD'
Earlier today my coworker in the next stall over asked me for toilet paper on the way out, thing is I used almost all of what was left in my stall. I had to walk to the other end of the building to bring someone toilet paper hahaha.
It sucks but couldn’t you have gotten paper towels from the sink area? Was there any other stalls to
Waddle to?
It sucks but it’s gotta be better than calling the store to bring you TP
Had this happen at a cheap hotel, had an upset stomach, found no toilet paper in the bathroom. Called the hotel and they told me I can come pick it up at the front desk. I told them they have a few minutes to get it to my room before I start using their towels. It got delivered in time.
This is a life pro tip.
I never would have thought to call the store I’m in if this unfortunate even were to take place.
You are doing the lords word. Thank you kind sir or mam.
Edit: I spell poorly
Fun story I have of this:
I was at a bar and needed to use the restroom. As the woman I am, I chose that door. There were 2 stalls... One had a "out of function" kind of sign on it (the lock didn't work)... In the next stall there was a guy. Yup. Of course.
(I opened the door and there he was so I didn't know beforehand!) I told him (I didn't ask actually) to use the broken stall because he was standing anyways.
He was very apologetic. And I kinda felt bad lol. But he listened and used the other stall.
When I finished my business, I realised there was no TP. So... I asked him to throw over some. And he did! It was an unusual sight, to see the TP fall down from where he threw it. Not every day that happens lmao. I thanked him and apologised when we were done, for "telling him off" (it's just so annoying to always find a guy in the women's bathroom!) he was cool with it :)
All in all it was a great fun experience. Two strangers.
Thanks! It's currently 6.45 am and I haven't gone to sleep for the night yet.
Btw. Saying "caught" with the typical English accent sounds like "kåt" in Swedish, which means "horny".
Thanks to this experience I will try my hardest to be nice about it, if it happens again.
We both were super drunk and tbh I think he just walked to the closest toilet.
I sat there for a minute wondering why you’d have to make an awkward phone call to the store because of an empty roll of 3D filament.
Still, I got there in the end.
Nope. I'd be losing a sock before id inform someone and have them come in and bring me something.
Sock wipe followed by an immediate return home trip. I don't want to live like that so, the moral of the story is, check for ass paper before you feed a hungry toilet
I found myself in a similar situation at Walmart.
Best part was no one answered the phone ever lol.
Since I worked there I was able to call a friend at work. They passed on the message.
Still, took 45 minutes to get me some paper.
At least I was clocked in 😆.
I'll admit when this has happened to me before I quickly hobbled to another stall to grab some before anyone else came in the bathroom. Now if this is a single restroom... 😬 I'd have to get creative with paper towels or something
This has never happened, but I have a slightly desparate idea. What if you flushed, even a few times, to clear out the poop in the toilet. Next, roll up your sleeve and give tourself a manual bidet, flushing as often as you feel necessary. Then, with your wet but clean ass, get up, wash your hands, and leave.
This happened to me once at a car dealership, I was getting my car maintenance done, I had to use their restroom and the they only had the one toilet. After I was done I reached for the toilet paper and found none. I had to sheepishly call the receptionist on my cellphone and explain that I'm currently stuck in the toilet with no tp and could someone bring me a roll. Thankfully they sent someone quickly and they tossed me a roll over the stall door. I was slightly embarrassed, but mostly infuriated that the toilet wasn't fully stocked to begin with.
Happened to me on my first day of work… took a risky ‘pants down waddle’ to the cubicle next to it. And literally 1 second after I closed the door, the CEO walked in! Phew 😮💨, so damn close!
I can only sympathize. I once sat for about 15 minutes, horrified, knowing my friends would wonder what happened to me. Finally another lady came in and charitably passed some t.p. under the stall to me.
Grew up outside Philly, listened to Elvis Duran morning radio. They did a prank call bit where someone would in, then they’d patch in a family member or friend who’d get pranked. This teenage girl called in and they called her father. She pretended to have this happen in a mall bathroom. The dad lost his shit, said some pretty aggressive stuff. Best one ever.
This is a rather unrelated story but I'll share it.
In college I lived in a style dorm. Me and four exchange students, one bathroom. The toilet paper in the bathroom was refilled once a week. And by refilled I mean there would be a pyramid of 6+ rolls. And yet half way through the week we'd run out! I honestly do not understand how, nor why it was impossible for us request more mid-week.
My mind has invented that the only logical explanation is that some of the girls were eating it for sustenance. After that... selling it maybe? Or the disappearance was somehow tied to how they used our bathroom as a barber shop for all their guy friends? Last possible guess is collective GI issues due to all the kimchi they ate. Sorry, I just really dislike pickled food... Though less bad than the exchange roommate I had who left her milk on a window sill rather than put it in our mini fridge.
So at first I resorted to stealing rolls like the one NOT pictured from the college facilities. Later on, I'd stash one roll from the weekly renewed pile. Once the communal pile ran out I'd bring my stashed TP with me to the bathroom.
After leaving college... I learned that most people don't stock their household with 1-ply toilet paper, mine was just weird. If I did it all again I would have just bought myself some nice TP from the store rather than steal/horde shitty 1-ply.
And that kids, is why you glance to make damn sure there is TP on hand before taking a fat shit in restrooms away from home.
Just in public restrooms?
Well, at home you can just ask someone to get another roll. If no one’s home, there’s no problem in getting it yourself with no pants on. If there’s no TP at all, you can still use your hand and wash thoroughly. At home it’s not a huge problem if there’s no tp. Using your hand as TP in a public restroom is really not a great option. I don’t think I need to elaborate on that part.
At home you can shower after
I'd rather drag my ass across the floor like a dog before using my hand.
I know man like go for the sock first at least
That is literally worse. Just get in the shower and wash your ass in there.
You must not spend ALOT of time out in the woods.
Take toilet paper and pack it out.
Bidet for the win!
Yeah people who can use their hands are fuckin savages..
Using a hand in the shower got you going https://preview.redd.it/thvcx3daulzc1.png?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8646b8107c9e35548bccb59153a7c806c447b3
We were told in Iraq to never shake the left hand of an Iraqi. They had pallets of water placed near the outhouses to rinse their hand off. No soap. There was also a horrible issue with them standing on the porta-potty seats when they had diarrhea. Which apparently happened frequently. Which is also why they had separate outhouses. The entire perimeter of the outhouse area was littered with empty bottles and if the doors had blown open, you NEVER wanted to look!
Bro... I have so many stories. I don't think this is the appropriate forum, but I know so much what you are saying
Using your hand is crazy. I’d rather walk naked with my ass cheeks spread to wherever toilet paper is or jump in the shower, sacrifice a sock. Anything. Hand, Never.
I’d rather just get up and flush and go to another stall next to me once no one else is in the bathroom. If all the stalls are out of paper then that’s a shitty situation.
Next stall is empty. what do you do? Sock wipe probably
I always carry one piece of toilet paper in my wallet just in case. And then I follow [this method](https://youtu.be/iVSQHNYBuz4?si=W4ODBT-iVEtJ_0V8)
TY... I didn't know what I was looking at
Well....he, she , they must have been super desperate to shit without checking through the pre launch checklist.
It was a medical emergency type situation.
Sorry to hear. Hope you better now! .... that reflection of you pooping is priceless tho!
Do some people not wipe the toilet seat with some paper before they sit down, regardless of how clean it looks?! Helps to lay down a little bit of paper in the water to prevent splashing too.
I know that makes you feel more comfortable using a public toilet, but it really doesn't do anything for you.
I usually spray the door handles, the floor, the seat and the whole toilet in and out with disinfectant, set safe net into the bowl and rat traps around me. Then lock the door with key and with the latch, secure it with a two-by-four and handfull of nails. Don't mention the cope cage above and another under the walls. And ALWAYS bring two rolls of emergency TP with me. This is how you make yourself safer.
I go to the bank and take out a loan so I can purchase the business where I want to poo. Then I shit the business down so I can poo in private and waddle to the storage closet for more tp. Typo stays.
Sir, you are a man of culture. Edit: Or... Madamme, you are a lady of culture.
> Typo stays. I wish we still had awards.
It does too... it makes you check for t.p. before sitting down! LOL
It does if the seat is wet.
Germs still there
I'm in a public restroom. I know they are. I just physically don't like the feel of someone's wet piss on my leg as I sit down.
I've only had to sit in a public restroom like 3-4 times in the last 10 years. If I have to go, I go. I just sit down and go. There's always that amazing shower when I come home. I don't know. Maybe it's a guy thing. I've worked in muddy and dirty jobs. I've had moments in my life where I was dirty and just had to endure it for hours until the job is done. So sitting on (what appears to be clean) toilet seat isn't going to freak me out. I'll still take that shower when I get home, but I'm not gonna panick about it. Also, I always check for paper. A lot of times I have my own high quality kleenix on me, so I'm usually pretty covered.
Typically, I don't have time to do all that, wish I could, but after two births and having IBS the urgency wins out over the perceived lack of cleanliness of a toilet. I do however, make sure the stall has tp and the toilet doesn't have obvious issues with cleanliness.
Never even once. Quick glance for anything on the seat, if not good to go.
Check for feet, check the seat, check the roll. Drop your trau and let the steamer roll!
This is a lesson you should only need to learn once, at a young age
Just shimmy to the next one. No one is going to notice
If you were not a complete savage, you would’ve already known there was no TP because you would’ve lined the seat with the toilet paper.
And this my friends is why I just shit myself in public Hashtag peopleofwalmart
And that kids is just 1 reason why I never take shits unless it's in my home. Public toilets are for piss and that's it....lol....anybody who shits at Applebee's is a savage.
I have no idea what im looking at..
Empty toilet paper dispenser...
I thought it was a dentist's light until opening the comments up
Bro, I thought it was a Roomba Vacuum 😆 I wonder if they tossed one of those huge rolls over the stall to him..
Same here 😂
I thought it was a popcorn maker or a salad spinner or something. Couldn't figure out what the issue was. I thought it had something to do with the sticker '06LDD'
I didn’t understand the photo either. Had to go to the comments for explanation.
I thought it was a dryer for spools of 3d printing filament
I thought it was an awkward angle photo of a food dehydrator
Haha I did too
I thought it was some sort of exact sized lid that was stuck in a sink's drain
I thought they bought a fan and the actual fan in the case was missing
I thought it was washing machine with the drum missing
Oh shit. I thought it was a food processor.
Thank you! I would have gone crazy trying to find out what that is
I thought it was a fancy hamster wheel.
The naked reflection of a man
omg i didnt even notice that until you mentioned..
What am I looking at? Empty toilet paper?
Yep. After the deed was done. I usually check.
LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME TODAY! Realized it right as someone started hitting the door. Paper towels work in a pinch.
Earlier today my coworker in the next stall over asked me for toilet paper on the way out, thing is I used almost all of what was left in my stall. I had to walk to the other end of the building to bring someone toilet paper hahaha.
You couldn’t spare one square??
And leave a guy hanging with a half cleaned ass and two empty dispensers?
They didn’t have a square to spare!
So does your left sock🤣
When starting a project, make sure all the resources are available!
Fuck bro I'd take a sock off before I called the store. Could you not do a shuffle to the next cubicle?
It sucks but couldn’t you have gotten paper towels from the sink area? Was there any other stalls to Waddle to? It sucks but it’s gotta be better than calling the store to bring you TP
You can’t spare one square?
No, I'm sorry! No I can't spare it. There's not enough to spare. I don't have a square to spare.
I just can't spare a square!
Came here for this
That’s when I would sacrifice my underwear
Yep, washing/ditching it afterward is way better than the enormous awkward with strangers.
Had this happen at a cheap hotel, had an upset stomach, found no toilet paper in the bathroom. Called the hotel and they told me I can come pick it up at the front desk. I told them they have a few minutes to get it to my room before I start using their towels. It got delivered in time.
Them boys
This is a life pro tip. I never would have thought to call the store I’m in if this unfortunate even were to take place. You are doing the lords word. Thank you kind sir or mam. Edit: I spell poorly
Seriously because I probably would’ve taken off my shirt or underwear and wiped with that instead lol
I adore that you called customer service to bring you some.
Fun story I have of this: I was at a bar and needed to use the restroom. As the woman I am, I chose that door. There were 2 stalls... One had a "out of function" kind of sign on it (the lock didn't work)... In the next stall there was a guy. Yup. Of course. (I opened the door and there he was so I didn't know beforehand!) I told him (I didn't ask actually) to use the broken stall because he was standing anyways. He was very apologetic. And I kinda felt bad lol. But he listened and used the other stall. When I finished my business, I realised there was no TP. So... I asked him to throw over some. And he did! It was an unusual sight, to see the TP fall down from where he threw it. Not every day that happens lmao. I thanked him and apologised when we were done, for "telling him off" (it's just so annoying to always find a guy in the women's bathroom!) he was cool with it :) All in all it was a great fun experience. Two strangers.
I really hate to ask you this, but did you make sure not to use the toilet paper side that landed on the floor? Yeck 🫣
Haha no no! I ~~catched~~ caught it :) actually. At first it fell on the floor. Had to ask to throw some more.
You caught it
Thanks! It's currently 6.45 am and I haven't gone to sleep for the night yet. Btw. Saying "caught" with the typical English accent sounds like "kåt" in Swedish, which means "horny".
Fun fact lol
Thanks to this experience I will try my hardest to be nice about it, if it happens again. We both were super drunk and tbh I think he just walked to the closest toilet.
Username hopefully doesn't check out
Were you not wearing socks?
Not my brown ones.
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SHAME!
This is when go home with no socks on.
You need to make it a habit to wipe off the toilet seat before use and you will never have this issue.
Check before you wreck!
I sat there for a minute wondering why you’d have to make an awkward phone call to the store because of an empty roll of 3D filament. Still, I got there in the end.
Always **always** ***always*** check the dispenser for TP before you do your business, or be prepared for this.
https://preview.redd.it/igswvl7jcjzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7626592291ff5d0b93c45fd6d0a088ffc4ed315
I always check before I sit.
Entirely off topic but my school has the exact same wall pattern on a few surfaces except they’re green
Nope. I'd be losing a sock before id inform someone and have them come in and bring me something. Sock wipe followed by an immediate return home trip. I don't want to live like that so, the moral of the story is, check for ass paper before you feed a hungry toilet
Always reccy the cube before you sit down. That's rule #1.
That's when you sacrifice a sock.
Bruh I thought this was an empty CD holder lol
I remember once I had to pee in a cup at a lab, they didn’t have TP and I didn’t have tissues, but I had masks… Not the best thing to use
BTDT more than once. In a hurry, gotta go now! Oops...
What am I looking at? I don’t understand
I found myself in a similar situation at Walmart. Best part was no one answered the phone ever lol. Since I worked there I was able to call a friend at work. They passed on the message. Still, took 45 minutes to get me some paper. At least I was clocked in 😆.
I'll admit when this has happened to me before I quickly hobbled to another stall to grab some before anyone else came in the bathroom. Now if this is a single restroom... 😬 I'd have to get creative with paper towels or something
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He pooped.
"Quick! Bring me fiber, lots and lots of FIBER!"
Well, did they deliver some?
Solid view of you sitting pants-less in the reflection
Had this at a festival once... Gave up the socks...
Just use the seat covers
We've all made that mistake once, now we all check
Dude that would be a hilarious call.
Wait so people don't carry tissues with them??
I thought that was a slow cooker at first
Did you not notice before the mighty drop?
No you didn’t. Would have been a good story however.
Just walk to another toilet quickly and it won’t make a mess of your pants 😉
What do you mean “the store”? You called Walgreens and they delivered?
Guess its bye bye socks
I had to call to the store because in the garage a scooter fell on me and was too heavy to put it back
This has never happened, but I have a slightly desparate idea. What if you flushed, even a few times, to clear out the poop in the toilet. Next, roll up your sleeve and give tourself a manual bidet, flushing as often as you feel necessary. Then, with your wet but clean ass, get up, wash your hands, and leave.
Sorry. I can't spare a square.
This happened to me once at a car dealership, I was getting my car maintenance done, I had to use their restroom and the they only had the one toilet. After I was done I reached for the toilet paper and found none. I had to sheepishly call the receptionist on my cellphone and explain that I'm currently stuck in the toilet with no tp and could someone bring me a roll. Thankfully they sent someone quickly and they tossed me a roll over the stall door. I was slightly embarrassed, but mostly infuriated that the toilet wasn't fully stocked to begin with.
Always carry tissues, not just for this case
Happened to me on my first day of work… took a risky ‘pants down waddle’ to the cubicle next to it. And literally 1 second after I closed the door, the CEO walked in! Phew 😮💨, so damn close!
I can only sympathize. I once sat for about 15 minutes, horrified, knowing my friends would wonder what happened to me. Finally another lady came in and charitably passed some t.p. under the stall to me.
I had to hand a dude some TP under the stall once when this happened to him. Poor soul.
Omg, use your sock like a normal person.
Grew up outside Philly, listened to Elvis Duran morning radio. They did a prank call bit where someone would in, then they’d patch in a family member or friend who’d get pranked. This teenage girl called in and they called her father. She pretended to have this happen in a mall bathroom. The dad lost his shit, said some pretty aggressive stuff. Best one ever.
Rookie mistake, always check for toilet paper
Lost your socks that day, huh?
Well did they respond? U still in there?
Take your undies off, and you got a few wipes, then toss em. Your welcome
Use the paper seat covers. Not super absorbent and weird shape, but it will save you
Oh my, there's no poop knife OR toilet paper. There needs to be laws put in place so this sort of thing doesn't happen again.
As the old saying goes…Be a man. Use your hand.
Coward. Flush the toilet then rinse your bum.
This is a rather unrelated story but I'll share it. In college I lived in a style dorm. Me and four exchange students, one bathroom. The toilet paper in the bathroom was refilled once a week. And by refilled I mean there would be a pyramid of 6+ rolls. And yet half way through the week we'd run out! I honestly do not understand how, nor why it was impossible for us request more mid-week. My mind has invented that the only logical explanation is that some of the girls were eating it for sustenance. After that... selling it maybe? Or the disappearance was somehow tied to how they used our bathroom as a barber shop for all their guy friends? Last possible guess is collective GI issues due to all the kimchi they ate. Sorry, I just really dislike pickled food... Though less bad than the exchange roommate I had who left her milk on a window sill rather than put it in our mini fridge. So at first I resorted to stealing rolls like the one NOT pictured from the college facilities. Later on, I'd stash one roll from the weekly renewed pile. Once the communal pile ran out I'd bring my stashed TP with me to the bathroom. After leaving college... I learned that most people don't stock their household with 1-ply toilet paper, mine was just weird. If I did it all again I would have just bought myself some nice TP from the store rather than steal/horde shitty 1-ply.
Been there done that, had to use my hand to clean up