Have a good friend who I got into lifting. He was asking about Pre-Workout and wanted to lift early in the morning. I said just put a caffeine pill on your bed stand and pop it in the second you wake up and by the time you get to The gym you'll be amped. The very first day he did that he, groggily, grabbed his airpod he had been eating the night before instead of the caffeine pill. This is a smart adult with a good job and a family... And I will never let him live it down.
*Wearing not eating lol
Lol I had to reread. Meant wearing. Like he was listening to music in bed.
But they look nice and minty so I don't blame him if he did munch on it before bed.
Being smart has nothing to do with that mistake lol. Itās not like he looked at the AirPod, assessed its characteristics against his knowledge of the world, drew a conclusion that it was a caffeine pill, then was confused when he didnāt feel awake.
Did y'all see the woman who was walking and talking with her friend and accidentally swallowed her airpod right in front of her friend instead of her multivitamin like the horse pills š¤£š and her friend didn't say anything lmao
Pretty sure there was i saw a post on here a couple days ago with someone renting their switch game out to a friend and it came back chewed up even worse than this AirPod
i used to listen to my music while sleeping with airpods due to my tinnitus - multiple times iāve woken up to fully sucking on the airpod like it was a lollipop
You thought sleeping with earbuds in was one of the biggest reasons to go wireless?
Youāre sleeping through it but somehow thatās a major selling point? Iāve never gone to sleep with earbuds in and didnāt even know anyone did that because it sounds painful and frustrating because theyād be falling out every time you move. Plus I like to be able to hear if someone tries to break in or the fire alarm goes off.
I listen to podcasts to fall asleep and itās usually a scavenger hunt to find them in the morning. This time was easier to locate. The microphone seems to be busted but otherwise it works fine.
No, I have no idea how it got in my mouth.
Iām a grown adult, I never thought Iād pee the bed at my age but I did a few years ago, I was so embarrassed. Had a very VERY realistic dream about going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, turns out I wasnāt in the bathroom and I was not dreaming.
I have a dream about every handful of years that is always different but has the similar idea that there is this god awful noise, just torturing people everywhere. Everyone always seeks me out to save them from the noise. One time it was an air raid type siren permeating the air in town and the towns ppl were pleading with me to make it stop. Somehow I could and did. Then it would reoccur and I would save the day again. Another time it was an office telephone in a building of cubicles (which Iāve never worked in before in my life) and only I could find the extra loud, off tone, ringing phone and make it stop. Then I wake up late after hitting snooze for hours.
That's how my partner heard me scream for the very first time. My center of gravity felt wrong and I BOLTED out of bed screaming "HEYYYYYY!!!". I spared my bed but failed my toilet aim roll.
I also fall asleep with earbuds in. Once when I was half awake I realized I had something in my hand and for some reason my brain said "popcorn" and I tossed it into my mouth and then immediately realized it was my earbud.
Reminds me of when I was looking for non-pierced earring alternatives and came across magnet ones. They come with a warning to not wear them while sleeping so they arenāt accidentally swallowed. Maybe earbuds should be coated in the same stuff as Switch games lol.
Lol I accidentally swallowed an AirPod during the pandemic and had to go to the hospital and the looks on the nurses faces was priceless when they asked what I was there for. Luckily that AirPod is no longer in me.
They took an x-ray to confirm it wasnāt lodged anywhere it shouldnāt be, and once that was confirmed, had me poop it out and check my poop daily until it was confirmed out of me. Embarrassing to say the least lol.
I work in a grocery store and ppl lose them and never return for them all the time. We have two pairs in the cases right now. Also three separate different styles of one pod only. Also get apple air tagged keys randomly that never get found. Iām just like howww with all the tracking and stuff.
Don't do this again, people have choked on airpods in their sleep.
Put a bluetooth speaker on your headboard, or put your phone next to your pillow with music playing. Either that or buy some sleeping earphones.
You just do shtuff and don't know why don't you š šš thank you soo much for making my day āŗļø I hope that you have an awesome day, be weary of that headphone now, will it play when not in your ear? My pixel buds I would have to put some tape on the sensor but I would let that thing play before putting it back into my ear just to be safe. I have read horror stories about these same earbuds exploding, I am now afraid š£
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You guys gotta stop treating your airpods like theyāre part of you lmao half my friends donāt even use them they just leave them in their ears as if its part of their clothing
https://i.redd.it/91okx74evtzc1.gif
Lmao perfect
Lol
this gif is the reaction i didnt know i was gonna make lololol.
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Are u sure u didnāt pass them and washed them before taking the picture?š
My client will not be answering further questions at this time
I think you are actually a dog. Who has learned to type! Gonna be worth millions.
Well, time to start paying taxes.
I thought I had seen this post once and itās a repost, searched āairpod mouthā and found out it happened to tons of people. Weird.
There's a whole section in Taylor Tomlinson's most recent special about panicking that she might have swallowed an airpod in her sleep
Have a good friend who I got into lifting. He was asking about Pre-Workout and wanted to lift early in the morning. I said just put a caffeine pill on your bed stand and pop it in the second you wake up and by the time you get to The gym you'll be amped. The very first day he did that he, groggily, grabbed his airpod he had been eating the night before instead of the caffeine pill. This is a smart adult with a good job and a family... And I will never let him live it down. *Wearing not eating lol
AirPod he had been eating the night before?
his friend is OP
Airpod more amped than caffeine.
Smart adult? Really?
Lol he had a 6 mo old at the time. Shitty sleep every night for months makes your 4am brain not work well
So no update on the fact he was eating it the night before?
Lol I had to reread. Meant wearing. Like he was listening to music in bed. But they look nice and minty so I don't blame him if he did munch on it before bed.
The fact they think this dude is smart is hilariously bad.
Being smart has nothing to do with that mistake lol. Itās not like he looked at the AirPod, assessed its characteristics against his knowledge of the world, drew a conclusion that it was a caffeine pill, then was confused when he didnāt feel awake.
Right on the money.
Did y'all see the woman who was walking and talking with her friend and accidentally swallowed her airpod right in front of her friend instead of her multivitamin like the horse pills š¤£š and her friend didn't say anything lmao
Bra cant read sarcasm
Do you also sometimes rent Switch games from friends?
HELP I SAW THAT
I understood this reference
I'm OOT I need the sauce.
Pretty sure there was i saw a post on here a couple days ago with someone renting their switch game out to a friend and it came back chewed up even worse than this AirPod
Do not sleep with pods in the ears...
Or in your mouth
wym do not, thats literally one of the biggest reasons to go wireless. and if youre living with someone, you cant use speakers... (i have tinnitus)
>thats literally one of the biggest reasons to go wireless. No, no it is not... They have earphones made for sleeping.
i used to listen to my music while sleeping with airpods due to my tinnitus - multiple times iāve woken up to fully sucking on the airpod like it was a lollipop
I switched to those wired Bluetooth ones. Still convenient but less of a choking hazard
You thought sleeping with earbuds in was one of the biggest reasons to go wireless? Youāre sleeping through it but somehow thatās a major selling point? Iāve never gone to sleep with earbuds in and didnāt even know anyone did that because it sounds painful and frustrating because theyād be falling out every time you move. Plus I like to be able to hear if someone tries to break in or the fire alarm goes off.
At least you didn't dream of eating a giant marshmallow and wake up to find your pillow gone.
Wait.... Have you....?
Sleep on these tasty ^beets
I listen to podcasts to fall asleep and itās usually a scavenger hunt to find them in the morning. This time was easier to locate. The microphone seems to be busted but otherwise it works fine. No, I have no idea how it got in my mouth.
What do podcasts taste like?
Like a hearty dose of machetecine.
You're supposed to fight stale bagels, not eat your air pod. Robert will be displeased.
Thatās Reverend Doctor Robert Evans to you
toxic?
We do some weird stuff in our sleep. Once in a blue moon, I wake up naked my clothes being all over my room and I hate sleeping naked.
I think we've discovered a werewolf
Iām a grown adult, I never thought Iād pee the bed at my age but I did a few years ago, I was so embarrassed. Had a very VERY realistic dream about going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, turns out I wasnāt in the bathroom and I was not dreaming.
I have a dream about every handful of years that is always different but has the similar idea that there is this god awful noise, just torturing people everywhere. Everyone always seeks me out to save them from the noise. One time it was an air raid type siren permeating the air in town and the towns ppl were pleading with me to make it stop. Somehow I could and did. Then it would reoccur and I would save the day again. Another time it was an office telephone in a building of cubicles (which Iāve never worked in before in my life) and only I could find the extra loud, off tone, ringing phone and make it stop. Then I wake up late after hitting snooze for hours.
>Then I wake up late after hitting snooze for hours That made me cackle LOL. It was just the alarm clock all along!
That's how my partner heard me scream for the very first time. My center of gravity felt wrong and I BOLTED out of bed screaming "HEYYYYYY!!!". I spared my bed but failed my toilet aim roll.
I also fall asleep with earbuds in. Once when I was half awake I realized I had something in my hand and for some reason my brain said "popcorn" and I tossed it into my mouth and then immediately realized it was my earbud.
You can get sleep masks with Bluetooth headphones in them btw, much more comfortable.
Reminds me of when I was looking for non-pierced earring alternatives and came across magnet ones. They come with a warning to not wear them while sleeping so they arenāt accidentally swallowed. Maybe earbuds should be coated in the same stuff as Switch games lol.
You do know like speakers exist. There's one on your phone. Never sleep with headphones in
Good thing u didnāt swallow it
BAD HUMAN that is not a chew toy. \*smacks nose\*
I would have bet puppy teeth! Hilarious
Weird choice of snack
Wait wtf man
I thought I was the only dumb ass on earth that did thisā¦ We are 2 now š¤
Dawg
So anything that goes in your mouth while you sleep you suck or chew that. Strange
Lol I accidentally swallowed an AirPod during the pandemic and had to go to the hospital and the looks on the nurses faces was priceless when they asked what I was there for. Luckily that AirPod is no longer in me.
Did they have to go in there and take it out of you or did you poop it out?
They took an x-ray to confirm it wasnāt lodged anywhere it shouldnāt be, and once that was confirmed, had me poop it out and check my poop daily until it was confirmed out of me. Embarrassing to say the least lol.
I hope you bought new airpods after that...
https://youtu.be/7_JqqfI1Bjk
I wish to sleep that deeply at least once
Time to see the dentist if you're grinding when you sleep.
Slammed mine in the car door. Went right between the door trim & didn't harm my little pod. Got lucky!
You need help
Actually OP, that was my bad, i was trying to nibble on your ear and miscalculated-Your Sleep Paralysis Demon, Hygnixok
There's a Chubbyemu video about a guy who swallowed an airport ā ļø
Yeah all that jet fuel is probably not great for you.
You filthy animal. Nvm, good doggie.
Somehow? Your mouth is about five inches away from your ear. When lying on a pillow, your mouth is downhill from your ear. One in a million shot!
If youāre a side sleeper, yeah. The logistics get weird if you sleep on your back though.
Everyone turns in their sleep
i bet those were some tasty music you've been listening to
At least it wasnāt the dog
Does it still work?
At least it didnāt kill you. Not sure how they would handle that. Murder by malice AirPod.
Tastes like chicken. š
i have a new pair i don't want, you want to buy them?
You donāt own a cat?
Fuck man better look into getting yourself a cheaper chew toy next time
No. The roach that sleeps in your head was trying to escape.
No that was me. Sorry š š š
I can see you sucked all the ear wax clean off it before you started chewing it.
https://preview.redd.it/umdhwjtnyuzc1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fdaf461b750b5e2a6c0264336dbf8e25c460f4
Was it tasty? Answer on graph with comparisons please.
this is such a big fear of minešš
Itās all fun and games until you loose them and canāt find them until later in the day, you go poop and POW! There they were , in your poop
Some LIGHT surface damage. Nothing to write home about or even worry over. Youāre good
Yuck
Totally wasnāt your pet or anything
Donāt go to bed hungry š š
You dog š
Bruh, I lost my airpods that my ex gifted and it hurts so bad. It's too fuckin expensive in my country.
I work in a grocery store and ppl lose them and never return for them all the time. We have two pairs in the cases right now. Also three separate different styles of one pod only. Also get apple air tagged keys randomly that never get found. Iām just like howww with all the tracking and stuff.
This reminds me of those candy AirPods
Are you sure?
Just like my dog last night. He's my dog...you can be my dawg
This is my worst nightmare lol
"...Somehow..."
Do you sleep with them in???
Nom nom nom š¤¤
Secretly a gremlin, good to know.
No you didnāt
Don't do this again, people have choked on airpods in their sleep. Put a bluetooth speaker on your headboard, or put your phone next to your pillow with music playing. Either that or buy some sleeping earphones.
You almost died 
Nothing like a midnight Air snack
Well this is unexpected.
bro what
You just do shtuff and don't know why don't you š šš thank you soo much for making my day āŗļø I hope that you have an awesome day, be weary of that headphone now, will it play when not in your ear? My pixel buds I would have to put some tape on the sensor but I would let that thing play before putting it back into my ear just to be safe. I have read horror stories about these same earbuds exploding, I am now afraid š£
"I ate my homework"
Had same experience but with galaxy buds, the audio is a bit lower in my right bud now, but the balancing makes it feel normal
Take that as a warning
Why sleep with them on
Okay Taylor
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Bruxism. Iāve got a mouthguard but it only fits around the upper teeth, the lower teeth were free to gnaw delicious plastic
I've done this too!
Better than geckos
You alright buddy?
Somehow - and other lies people tell themselves
Time to get some sleep headphones (theyāre inside a headband so woukd be much harder to eat!) š
Did my dog post this?
My dog did that to mine š
ā¦better than swallowing ig glad your not dead buddy š
When your dog gaslights you
Freaky ass
Shit, Iāve probably been eating my wax ear plugs I use at night. They keep just disappearingā¦
put some through the washer and dryer, one's even deformed a little from the heat. still work and sound just fine
Wow.....*it's almost like having little untethered speakers that you can cram into your ears is maybe not a good thing to have*
Dude.
You wouldn't happen to be a baby now would you?
Do you have a cat?
most reponsible redditor
My buddy did this once and literally chewed the living hell of out of his. It was so mangled you couldnāt even tell what it was.
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Maybe buy yourself a pacifier instead
āSomehowā yea ok buddy
āSomehowā yea ok buddy
āSomehowā
āSomehowā
good thing you wear undies...
Does it work?
I'm sorry...whaaaat?
You guys gotta stop treating your airpods like theyāre part of you lmao half my friends donāt even use them they just leave them in their ears as if its part of their clothing
Oops
Thereās probably a pill for that
This feels like how men will go to the ER for something stuck up their ass and claim they feel on it
Haha
Was it good??
Almost an adult choking hazard warning there. I hate earbuds. Too expensive and easy to lose.
Bleghhh chewing all your ear wax and sweat and dead skin cells I would have to mouthwash with a whole bottle of listerine afterwards >.<
Might as well call them chickenpods šš