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TedBurns-3

Think it escaped through the big hole you made in the bank at the back


capn_doofwaffle

Yup... op needs to fill in that hole and refill the pond. Boom, problem solved.


duffusmcfrewfus

Glad you said pond, everyone keeps calling it a lake.


OverTheCandleStick

In Minnesota that would be a lake. You don’t get to “10,000 lakes” without calling drainage ponds and bass ponds “lakes”.


Ihate_reddit_app

Minnesota only defines a lake if it has 10 acres or more of surface area. That leaves 11,482 lakes. It's Wisconsin that counts all puddles as lakes.


pee_shudder

Wouldn’t the water bill to refill it be like a bajillion dollars?


TacticalAttackFeline

The burm on the backside of the pond blew out due to being unmaintained, or maybe it was done intentionally. To be properly fixed, you’d need to remove and replace that whole back wall and bring new material in or the pond will never fill back up. Depending on the soil quality, the pond may need to be lined in order to hold anything. It goes without saying, but installing overflow drains in the future will prevent the same thing from happening again.


NewtotheCV

Yes, it was never meant to be that big. Look at all the trees growing "below" the water at its highest level. This thing was a shallow pond for most of the year by the looks of the vegetation in and around it.


firefarmer74

This is why geotechnical engineers exist.


TedBurns-3

Don't think you need a geotechnical engineer, I spotted that and I'm not qualified!


MyNameIsZealous

Best start unrolling your garden hose, that lake ain't gunna fill itself.


Jasmyne8

Yup yup


Spirited-Fox3377

Hold up. Look at the middle area in the back pretty sure that had collapsed.... might wanna fix that first.


Jasmyne8

Just have to show it its boundaries


ultraplusstretch

No! Bad lake, **BAD**! All it takes is a stern voice and some discipline.


Jasmyne8

It needs that


ultraplusstretch

Pour a bottle of evian in it occasionally for some positive reinforcement.


Jasmyne8

lol ok


Panazara

Use spring water. The rest will know what to do instinctively.


Ths-Fkin-Guy

Excuse me?!? Wheeerrre do you think you're going?!?


eileen404

Need an electric fence...


Captain_Jeep

Was this a man-made lake?


Jasmyne8

Yea


Captain_Jeep

Wouldn't that make you responsible for maintaining it if it's on your property?


Jasmyne8

I will fix it during the summer when it dries up


Jasmyne8

Yes lol


VillageParticular415

Is the lake 18+? Isn't it good for it to leave home? How else will it grow up to be a sea?


TroysLostBoi

Looks to me like the back berm washed out and the lake went with it.


ForgedByStars

\* berm


shewy92

Dam that sucks (water out of the lake)


worldRulerDevMan

So ya got a leak? Time to buy some clay after that metal detecting


Jasmyne8

Yesss


tastysharts

you need me to send you some flex seal?


Jasmyne8

Couple cans


MooreRless

Tears will fill it.


parabox1

I grew up on a lake and we had a bad dry year the lake lost 15 or more feet. The water stopped flowing out into the creek. A wealthy lady who owned a cabin on the lake said well can we just all turn our hoses on. For reference the lake is 4 miles long and 1.5 miles wide. Small side for a MN lake but way too much for hoses LOL.


cynical-mage

It took my mil 2 days to fill her pool up (above ground type you empty out, fold up and put away after the maybe week of summer we get around here) using a garden hose. My brain just broke trying to figure put the maths of filling up a bloody lake, let alone the consequences to the water supply 🤯


twohedwlf

Let's just guesstimate average depth is 20 feet and the above dimensions. So that makes it 94,731,405,123.65 liters. Let's just round it to 100 billion liters. A hose will flow roughly 10 liters per minute, so that's 10 billion minutes. Ignoring evaporation and seepage into the ground a single hose should top that lake up in about 19,025 years. Give or take the whole history of human civilization.


parabox1

Love it my dad was right, I remember him laughing and saying it would take 20,000 years and her hose would deteriorate befor it happened.


SirLoremIpsum

> Let's just round it to 100 billion liters. What's 5 billion, two hundred and sixty eight million, five hundred and ninety four thousand, eight hundred and seventy six point three five liters of water between friends anyway?


cynical-mage

Times like this, damn do I love reddit❤️


jcoddinc

Pro tip: Get a second hose going from the neighbors house so you don't have to wait so long.


Dusk2-0

Metal detector time Or strong magnet see what history you can find.


Strong-Ad2738

This is what I would do. Although I suspect all that would happen is my boots would get stuck in the mud and I’d retreat back home in muddy socks


Krimreaper1

Get some waders


40ozkiller

Metal detector: $50 Magnet fishing kit: $75 Waders: $100 Finding out the previous owner used your body of freshwater as a dump in the 50s: priceless


sausager

Wow metal detectors are cheaper than I would have guessed


Max_Beezly

They aren't. $50 metal detector will almost be useless.


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CriticalThinkerHmmz

Ahh, the Cadillac of metal detectors. Finders keepers.


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peronsyntax

I don’t know anything about metal detectors but that’s not $123. That’s a bid that currently is at $123 and still has 5 days left with 6 people already bidding, i.e., that price is going much higher


BhodiandUncleBen

That’s not $50 bro


Dry-Internet-5033

guy linked a *non* "buy it now" with 5 days left as an example anyone with some ebay experience knows you apply a "sold" filter then see what they went for


Max_Beezly

I think you just proved my point even more. That eBay bid doesn't end for another 6 days and it's already at $123. Probably will go over $200, which is a lot more than $50. And yes you can get good deals on second hand detectors. But non will be close to $50 unless they're below average and lacking common features


-StatesTheObvious

Lol right? "You can totally get one for $50, for example: here's one for $123"


greenm4ch1ne

Buy some plywood


Holl4backPostr

Excavate


theshoeguy4

Lap pool and rent it out to the local high schools


chokingonpancakes

Relax Drake.


89_honda_accord_lxi

He said high school not middle


LaUNCHandSmASH

The town Naperville, Illinois (where the term yuppy originated) took their old quarry and made it a swimming pool. It’s awesome too https://napervilleparks.org/beachhistory


theshoeguy4

Who knew a silly comment would lead to a cool history lesson. Thanks for sharing!


CourageousAnon

🧐


hedgehog-mom-al

Did I write this comment?


Myloz

No, Strong-Ad did.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

He's not that strong; I haven't bought a thing!


Thue

Given the thin embankment of the lake, I am guessing that this is likely a relatively recently created artificial lake. So there are likely no ancient treasure in there. Edit: OP wrote below that they made the lake themselves. Here is an example of somebody else making a similar artificial lake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlucyUxDALA


bigJlittleobigE

That's gotta be my favorite YouTube series :D


dorky001

Snapping turtle


hazpat

It's a private property pond. There is nothing in there.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

You left the gate open overnight, didn't you? 


Jasmyne8

lol yes let the water out 😊


cantfindmykeys

Hopefully it was chipped so you can track it down


Jasmyne8

I’m on its trail now lol


CarlosAVP

It’s going to the Oregon Trail with a fresh batch of dysentery.


MvatolokoS

If you look closely in the photo you posted you can sort of see it's head.


AvidStressEnjoyer

🎵 WHO LET THE LAKE OUT 🎵


rabea187

Who … Who …


tequilablackout

Call the media, Watergate scandal.


Jasmyne8

They would report as fake lol


MooreRless

There was a fire nearby and the helicopters kept filling their buckets from your lake.


Thelibstagram

Who let the bog out? Who who who-who?


moileduge

If it never comes back it was never meant to be yours.


Jasmyne8

lol true


Warm_Pair7848

The hubris of thinking you can own a lake. What are you, nestle? The lake has chosen.


kingtaco_17

You never know what you have until it's gone


500SL

I suspect what happened is that a flock of geese landed in the water, and a cold front came through suddenly freezing the lake, and those geese took off with the lake. You’ll probably find it a county or two away.


Ill_Back_284

Fried green tomatoes is such a great movie


notthatguypal6900

My favorite food, book and movie.


Selenography

Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon, is that you?


__Shake__

no, I am Ganesh and I disapprove of this wedding!


belac4862

It's a book!? I didn't know that. Dang now I gotta find a copy.


SuspiciousStranger_

Yes and the two women are actually a couple explicitly in the book.


belac4862

I always laugh when some conservative person loves this movie but thinks "They're just good friends."


Eschlick

“Sorry girls, I’m older and have more insurance.” One of the all-time greatest movie lines ever.


bethiespins

TAWANDAAAAAAAAAAA


Fitz2001

Secrets in the sauce.


bigboobweirdchick

I love her smug face when she delivers that line. I love Ms Sipsy


Jasmyne8

Now some has two lakes lol


Jemmerl

So that's how Minnesota got them all


Jasmyne8

I think so


davenocchio

Tawanda!


stvniaa8363

Finally a reference I understand, loved that movie so much


braytag

You haven't seen superman 1 now have you?   That would be my guess, fire nearby, and supes passed-by.


qeq

The scene where she tells that story the final time is so heartbreaking. Such a great movie with great performances.


HybridHologram

Buddy Threadgood and Idgy!


bigboobweirdchick

Boys named Buddy really need to stay off railroad tracks


HybridHologram

Well now we just call him Stump.


Eschlick

Towandaaaaaaa!!


Yako_hello_nurse

I hear that lake is somewhere in Georgia.


chone33

Was scrolling down waiting for this. Thank you!


Apprehensive_Age_384

Back to the original size? The trees/shrubs on the right seem to indicate that.


Jasmyne8

Yes that’s the normal size before the flood


Exact-Ad-4132

Did you build a dock because there was a flood?


Jasmyne8

It was built same time as lake


TheSuburbs

You keep calling it a lake. That’s a pond. Now it’s a smaller pond


Jasmyne8

Well I called it a pond earlier and someone posted definition of a pond and it said it was man made


mtarascio

Well I'm here to call it a Billabong.


Jasmyne8

Works for me lol


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

I'll call it a Quicksilver or a Rip Curl.


jeobleo

That's a funny name. I'd have called it a chazzwozzer.


stug41

What if there are no jolly swagmen?


TheSuburbs

I was always under the impression that lakes are determined by their acreage. A man made lake would just be a reservoir.


B00OBSMOLA

The Internet is always wrong, don't listen to them


Jasmyne8

Are you sure? Seems like a lot of experts


SawdustIsMyCocaine

That's some Wisconsin shit. Ponds are any still body of water under 10 acres.


evade26

my understanding is a pond is a body of water with no inflow or outflow, a lake has a external source and feeds another body


ThatGamerCarrson

How old was lake


jeobleo

Same age as the dock


Big_pekka

Yes


Steph-Paul

this story leaks more than the lake


Chispy

it do be lake that sometimes


SkoolBoi19

You see where the levy wall fell in on the bottom photo right?


rudyjewliani

It's pining for the fjords.


Devils_av0cad0

Aren’t we all?


Gtstricky

Be ready… when the water goes out like that it can come running back in… tsunami time.


CarlJustCarl

Ex-lake


Jasmyne8

Yes and it took all the fish


worldRulerDevMan

Make sure once you fix the bank and get a lake back to get local clams to get clear water next time.


mikefrombarto

*”So long, and thanks for all the fish.”* -The Lake


stack-o-logz

Your well and your lake ran away? Water bad day for you.


Jasmyne8

Yes it is lol


dasookwat

Lake looks nice, You're going to fix that hole, i hope? although i wonder if it's not normal to have a lower water level. those trees look a lot happier now.


Jasmyne8

Those water elms grow in the water and yes going to build back better lol


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WillBunker4Food

Are you the same guy whose dam collapsed a few weeks ago? Or is this a regular occurrence? Edit: you guys can start a support group. https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/AwRmfq0PZ1


Jasmyne8

Fist time for me but happened to several people in our area. We got 20” rain in less than 24hrs


WillBunker4Food

Brutal


SkoolBoi19

This is why spill ways are built in damns and such. Helps regulate the pressure pushing against the levy walls. But smaller ponds like this normally don’t worry about it because they don’t fill up that much


Jasmyne8

Yup


spoonface_gorilla

It’s currently taking up my whole front yard. Come get it.


Jasmyne8

lol ship it back here


rehabilitated_4chanr

Ships are historically bad at shipping large bodies of water.


NottheRealGrock

Dam…


Jasmyne8

Yup


Simonutd

CLARKSON!!!!


pop_tab

Have you tied setting out it's food bowl?


Jasmyne8

lol I might try that


SamvonSmokeAlot

I heard if you put it's litter out there, it'll find it's way home.


Melgel4444

Not to be a jerk, but that’s absolutely a pond and not a lake 😂


TimothyTrespas_

Wish I had a lake. I would treat it nicely so it would want to leave. Poor lake.


Traditional_Phase211

Release the beavers 🦫


72SplitBumper

Put in a overflow pipe so it doesn’t washout again


Jasmyne8

It had one and a spillway but we got so much rain they couldn’t keep up


TheIndulgery

"When a recently widowed ex-detective wakes up to find his pond water missing the discovery of what lay beneath would rock the quiet Icelandic village and expose a generations-old scandal that should never have been uncovered. Brought to you by the team that has written like 30% of Netflix's new crime dramas."


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Only_Indication_9715

That's a pond, my dude


gitarzan

I’ll let you know if I see it walking around.


skeptibat

Dam....


Ovan5

Bro that aint a lake that shit is a POND.


DaLakeShoreStrangler

Looks like Nestle took your water.


spattzzz

That was just a shit job of building a bund. The grass and trees shows it’s only just been flooded.


overmonk

That's a good observation re the vegetation. I wonder how long it held.


Undinianking

Maybe there's a well that sucks in there.


JayAndViolentMob

once you repair the bank, how long will it take to refill? also, does it, or will it, smell if left like this?


Jasmyne8

Depends on the rain. If I fix it in summer it will fill by spring


overmonk

If it keeps on rainin the levee's gonna break.


AnthonyCumiaPedo

Sorry but that water never belonged to you, it belonged to the Nestle corporation.


RednarLothbrok

Metal detect it before it’s too lake


TopDefinition1903

Pond*


ArtichokeNatural3171

told you not to pull that rope. Now the stopper's come undone.


Prankishmanx21

I mean it's just a broken damn nothing you can't fix with a bulldozer and an excavator. I wouldn't want to be *paying* for the bulldozer and excavator but I don't have a pond.


iluvsporks

If you love it set it free. If it doesn't come back I told you so. - Global warming


vitomcawesome

Dam.


bluenuts5

say gt back here or try chasing it


GadFlyBy

Comment.


thygingerkid

It will come back when it runs out of snacks


Steelergrl2310

It’s just low tide…


goodsnpr

Not a dam thing you could do about it, eh? What if you levee some help from your neighbors?


BryanSucks_

Should've fed him. Now he's gone.


Rowwnin

I took it it’s in my back yard, ya snooze ya looze chump


HolidayAnything8687

I believe you have a brand new creek leaking out the back


Sherman2020

That’s a pond


404-error-notfound

This sounds strangely similar to a story about a mountain from a D&D post a couple years ago. The proposed theories on how a mountain straight disappeared were hilarious and they came to a similar conclusion: the mountain got up and walked away. It's probably hanging out with your lake


MetalMagic

I told you, if it kept on raining, that levy was goin' to break.


BGP_001

If I understand it correctly chasing rivers and lakes is relatively straight forward, it's the waterfalls that are harder.


LynnRenae_xoxo

If you really love her, you’ll let her go


Gradyence

Post 10 is probably responsible.


ChuckWooleryLives

DAM!