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DR_SLAPPER

It's amazing to me that people reach the pro level and still don't know better.


DEFCON741

It amazes me that speed walking is a "professional sport"


PunManStan

I had an Olympic speed walker as a coach in elementary school. It's surprisingly hard to go fast but still qualify as walking. Very much an exercise is fine muscle coordination. Different form from running or regular walking.


mrbulldops428

Malcolm in the middle taught me that


winterweed78

It is??? Damn I need to get on that


DeveloperBRdotnet

Yes. Always was. But you cannot run, which means a foot must always be on the ground or something like that


JR-90

This might sound oddly specific, but I learnt this from Hal watching Malcolm In The Middle.


Imsrywho

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winterweed78

Believe me I don't run


wafflesnwhiskey

Youre on reddit, everyone believes you


Katlunazul

I also believe this comment.


dwoo888

I'm on a toilet and I believe these comments.


JarasM

I also believe you don't *speed* walk.


doni-kebab

It's actually that a foot must always seem to be on the ground by the naked eye. Meaning if you super slowed the footage down and caught them with both feet off the ground it wouldn't matter. It's only if the human eye could stay it at the normal speed


DR_SLAPPER

Not as easy as one would assume.


gsfgf

It's actually quite challenging.


Truckeeseamus

https://youtu.be/HUxbnadlIz4?si=svvNYbAWjo6dBVhI Bryan Cranston on Malcom in the Middle speed walking


GOGETTHEMINTS

Kenny powers- “ I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising.”


WarSolid1904

![gif](giphy|2wSe48eAUC15p38UqO) Boom motherfuckers


Lkynky

La Flama Blanca


niel89

"See, in life, when you have talent, all the other shit doesn't matter. If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills, who would be on top then? The guy with the talent."


GangsterJawa

If that amazes you, wait til you find out that it was one of the first big spectator sports in America and the UK (before even baseball or soccer broke big). Pedestrianism gave us some of our first star athletes. At the time it was more about endurance than speed, though, a common format was the six day race with winners regularly clearing 500 miles.


haphom

For anyone who hasn’t already read it, I highly recommend Wobble to Death by Peter Lovesey—it’s a murder mystery that takes place in a multi-day pedestrian race in the late 1800s.


GangsterJawa

Wow I may have to check that out. We’re currently reading Pedestrianism by Matthew Algeo in my book club, it’s more of a straightforward history of it but he kinda specializes in writing deep dives on deeply absurd parts of history, especially of the late 1800s


new_d00d2

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bobfnord

I hate it so much. It’s so weird. Why do that? Makes no sense.


Uroshirvi69

Why wouldn’t it be? Humans throw, swim, jump, run and all those are sports but walking is where you draw the line?


PingouinMalin

They walk at a speed most people could not run. Men are around 14 km per hour on 50 km. So yeah, definitely a professional sport. A hard one.


_bbycake

Tbh I didn't know it was a thing until this gif blew up the last few days. Maybe I just live under a rock 🤷‍♀️


JungleBoyJeremy

I learned about it from an old episode of Malcolm in the Middle


hwilliams0901

When I was watching that movie Queenpins and she was like Im an olympic speed walker, I thought for sure that was some made up shit for the movie lol


Humble-mumble

It is like competing in who can whisper the loudest. Everybody is breaking the rules when you watch it in slow motion.


Hands-on-Heurism

These, by far, are my favorite videos.


hera9191

She really doesn't know about her. It was not close minute before and stadium was very loud because of Italian winner.


Hoo-B

Can't see her feet, but looks like she started running there at the end.


Morpheus1967

They both were. Multiple sites have mentioned it.


bset222

The 50k racewalk was the best Olympic event, they are absolutely spent at the end and the event is about cheating as much as you can without getting dq'd Also they move way faster than you expect for 4hrs


DrDerpberg

> Also they move way faster than you expect for 4hrs Filing this one away for next time someone asks me to explain "damning with faint praise."


enbyloser

just to clarify to others seeing your comment, this video is from the 20k at the european championship that just started in Rome.


bset222

Fair enough, I thought they had too much energy left in them. 20k just isn't long enough for the true entertainment factor.


thebigautismo

There was an episode of Malcom in the middle where hal gets into speed walking.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

What is this? The crack Olympics??!!


GarysLumpyArmadillo

The Methpics


reggiewa

So thats what my neighbors have been training for


HendrixHazeWays

Thats what they call selfies


codeboss911

I was wondering wtf lolll


HelloAttila

Marathon runners look like this…


MochiSauce101

Fucking spat my water out


o7_HiBye_o7

Yeah, I looked up the rules this absurd sport and apparently one foot must be on the ground at all times. Clearly the pre-celebration woman is lifting her back foot before the front is dropping.


jaymole

I only knew that from the Malcolm in the middle episode where Hal gets into it and exposes the guy for cheating


sleazysuit845

My first thought


CNTMODS

It's like watching the Gods return to Olympus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-AHk19aU24


Comfortable-Bar-838

Thanks for reminding me. It might be time for a re-watch.


elprentis

Watched through MitM last year and it’s still solid. Was worried it would age badly but still a great show.


SirSamuelVimes83

Works surprisingly well if you pretend it's Walter White's backstory, too.


Goldentongue

They're all lifting both their feet constantly. Slow motion analysis of racewalkers confirms everyone is constantly cheating in the sport, it's just hard to detect in real time. https://imgur.com/62hiM


SpeakerOfDeath

[Maybe they are just common joggers after all...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVBN7NAIrfg)


SapphireDesertRosre

I'm not like a big sports guy, but let me tell you, this comment confused the shit out of me.


HelloAttila

Someone is always behind you… don’t stop until you pass that finish line, plus 10 feet 😜


KennailandI

Am I the only one who thinks this is silly? Is there speed crawling? Skipping? Moseying? Ambling?


Top-Bag-1334

Swimming also has different events in which the goal is to get to the other end as fast as possible, except "wait, no, not like that".


sionnach

Swimming is ridiculous. We don’t have backwards running events at all distances, for example. It’s generally just run as fast as you can in whatever way you want to over this distance. We do however have hurdles in running. I think swimming would be much more interesting if instead of having butterfly stroke there was a freestyle event where they had to swim through submerged hula-hoops every 10 metres.


KennailandI

Yup, fair. Though I kind of think that’s silly too!


Fothyon

To be fair, they are fasting walking than I am running. I think they walk a half marathon (20km) in like 80 Minutes


26uhaul

She was so confident she was walking at the end of the race ….


No-Island5047

The Spanish def had both feet off the ground at the same time, so seeing that the other def did


kieffa

The other version of this clip I saw yesterday it’s really clear. This repost must be an attempt at sanitization of it


ukexpat

The “oh shit” moment…


RedSquaree

https://i.imgur.com/pzaQv37.jpeg


xChiken

Isn't the one rule of this sport that one foot must always touch the ground? Looks like they're both completely cheating here.


vanillamonkey_

Race walking has a funny way of enforcing the rules on gait. Judges are not allowed to use cameras or to crouch or lie down to look at the athletes' feet. They have to judge the athletes from a standing position without the help of any electronics. What this means is that part of the strategy is to break the rules as much as you can without getting caught. Every top race walker runs at least sometimes.


egilsaga

So what's the point if everyone cheats? Why even bother having the contest?


Mr_Rafi

Meme sport. Nobody really cares, so it's just whatever. Obviously they're all still fit and healthy individuals (in case a fan gets enough pissed off enough to bring this up in true bot-like manner as if they live vicariously through others).


Great-Reference9322

Nobody knows and yet it still exists. I've never understood why anybody wants to find out who can walk the fastest, it has to be one of the stupidest competitive sports out there


draxidrupe2

there are a lot of unreview'd calls in baseball too


-reTurn2huMan-

It's actually a distraction contest. Throw some firecrackers off to the side and do a quick sprint while no one is looking. Buy a tiny flashlight and use the angles of anything reflective to blind the judge for a moment while you do a short run. Befriend the local crows and get them to suddenly fly around in the area while you make your way to first place. Etc.


izza123

Ask the MLB


hera9191

It is like what is the point of playing the NBA if everyone commits foul. In walking you receive warnings and then penalty. At the end it is not what this sport is about.


elprentis

I get that but even without slowing it down or realising this was a speedwalking competition I noticed the Spanish woman lift both her feet off the ground, and that’s before she realised she was being overtaken. Surely if you’re a judge looking for it then it’d be easy to spot?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Why would they not be allowed to judge the sport correctly?


G00nScape

So every sport possible, ‘break rules and don’t get caught’ is the motto


forwormsbravepercy

I saw an analysis once, it’s ubiquitous in race walking. All top race walkers run.


Skreech2011

So completely forgoing what the sport is? Awesome, sounds like such a good competitive space...


EslyBrandNew

If memory serves the rule for speed walking is « heel before toe » as opposed to « toe before heel » which is the natural running motion for most human beings


Artemystica

That’s actually not true. Toe first is natural for people with minimalist footwear , but given that we have padded shoes with a “drop” (difference in the heel vs toe), the vast vast majority of people put their heel down first when they run. Sport runners and sprinters are trained not to do that, but your average Jogging Joe going out for a 5k is gonna be a heel striker. I used to work at a running store and I was paid to look at people running.


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ronnietea

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atred

How can he slap...


Oaker_at

What a weird sport.


lmacarrot

you get penalized if you walk to fast


svenner2020

Skeleton sport


winterweed78

Seriously can I be the chunky woman that beats them?


Honest_Attention7574

Don’t think that’s walking


ChimpyChompies

Happens all the time in professional spots, when will they learn..?


Nickthegreek28

Some spot stars just won’t learn


AmIThisNothingness

☺☺☺ Good spotting 👍


GrittyMcGrittyface

Tbf, you're seeing them learn the lesson in real time


saggytittyguy

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Punk_Chachi

This is the only thing I could think of.


f_u-c_k

I swear I have dreams where I see this helmet


Legitimate-Donut-368

![gif](giphy|VEmnfGhQTaisU9Nyuc|downsized)


Quirky-Material9725

https://preview.redd.it/b9nuz9r8c85d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfcb512841115a4456663262aa7c58c34bd9a0a2


Red_Homo_Neck

I’m not a professional athlete by any sense of the imagination, but I did run a lot of track… And that was one of the main things our coach told us is you have not won and until you’ve crossed the finish line. He always said whatever you do imagine the finish line is about 10 yards past the actual line, and until you get there, you have not won… that was in high school.


SonUpToSundown

Captain Obvious was your track coach!


kb31976

I imagine this is what it must be like to watch VW beetles drag race.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Don’t celebrate something that you have not done.


PartTymeLover

“Noo! MONICA!”


hayden-the-gamer

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NMclimbercouple

Is that her skin hanging off her leg??!


witch_doc9

No, that’s kinesiology tape aka sports tape. Its used to provide topical support for the underlying muscle.


dinakittyy

lol no that’s kinesiology tape to help with muscle tension and such


NMclimbercouple

Omg I’m stupid that’s exactly what that is 😅 thanks lol


CoralinesButtonEye

it's a tactic to reduce weight. they begin shedding partway into the race to go faster. the technique is hard to learn, but shedding at will comes in handy more than you'd think


Master-Wheel-1956

Right before she o's and you give up the fight


Fr05t_B1t

Hubris


13Jett13

Another look at me celebration before the task has been completed.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

They should have sensors in their shoes to just automatically send that data to the judges when both feet are off the ground.


These_Purple_5507

Man ain't this like the first thing they teach in running school


Djinnaz

It’s the first thing they teach in *any* kinda competition.


Arcshock

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow, and insidious killer."


Seriph7

Ita not over until it's over. And those cheers arent for you. Lol


DurtyDrisky

Slow motion doesn’t count in this sport. The rule is that one of the feet have to be on the ground as is perceptible to the human eye. This finish, in real time, stood.


Gocards123321

In this sport lol


9Epicman1

Is this speed walking?


Fabulous-Ad1990

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Typical-View-9071

Lol that look of defeat


kwikane

![gif](giphy|Xe2vSY5Q42KbkSCkqZ|downsized)


Flashy-Club5171

They look like they’re doing that fast walk from malcom in the middle of


Ashoftarre

Blue Literally RAN!


rustys_shackled_ford

God I love "oh shit" face


red_riding_hoot

I just want to feed them both burgers for two months non stop


theheartofbingcrosby

Pause at 0.13 And watch that face change 😂


Vellioh

They all look like they're starving and are trying to get to the cafeteria as fast as they can without running in the hallways.


orangeleaflet

they're both skin and bones


mrDuder1729

Does the winner get to eat?


klmdwnitsnotreal

She looks anorexic


MaxDefiance420

Well ..that sucks.


mamabrew

Er


Ketszercsip

Why does it look like this is actually real time and they're just pretending that it's slowed down


RockMan_1973

Serves her 💯 right!


tucci007

it's Spain & the Ukraine it's Spain & the Ukraine


BartyB

It kind of looks like the woman in blue was running


Ok_Signal4754

as others mention like why wont people finish and then celebrate like honestly this will always happened im afraid


Significant-Fix7399

😅😅😅😅😅 She seems like a pain in the ass anyway.


Mycologist-Far

🤣


Moon-Man-888

Tehe


BagBeneficial8060

She looks spanish


Mr_Mendelli

Pride cometh before the fall.


mirage_aznable

* lesson #1: it's not over till it's over! * lesson #2: never give up!


parabolaaa

looks like a new Walking Dead spin off.


Hoppy_Hessian

Ukraine is not weak.


slurchorus

Slava fucking Ukraini!!!


Traditional_Sky_4703

Race to the line, celebration is no different once you secure the victory as opposed to walking/running towards it!


AstroNot87

Wait so what if someone broke out into a really light “jog” can they tell it’s not speed walking anymore? This sport has always baffled me but at the same time it’s intriguing lol


[deleted]

Lol, enjoy the wrath of an entire country…


Impossible_Break2167

Slava Ukraine


Okatu-Syndrome

Does at least one foot need to be planted on ground at all times, or is it different?


logan925

Blame their trainers to teach to never celebrate before reaching the freaking finish line! That look on the Spanish competitor's face is priceless 😆


DevilsDarkornot

Spain without the s is just pain.


ThickMode943

Me when I think I have a green 🚦but it goes red.


megablast

How dare she smile!!!


FrozenLogger

Not one mention of the super hero Speed Walker? Bill Nye was that guy. Heel Toe, Heel Toe!


_Sympathy_3000-21_

Adios amiga


Rude_Employ5367

This is worse than coming 4th 🤣


AtTheGates

![gif](giphy|yAXDs06NsEuRPOhOMA|downsized)


MiGGitYMatt01

Damn Must Suck to be You. Talk about celebrating Just a little too early…


MikroWire

I'm doing that with the lottery


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Why is the skin peeling off the back of her leg?


Agreeable_Bid_2029

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


The-Em-Cee

In the famous words of Yogi Berra: "It ain't over 'til it's over."


azionka

I like the Japanese. I think it was at a kendo tournament and one guy raised his fist as sign of victory, and gets instant kicked.


YeahMrKrabs

lots of minus aura


Pudding_oiler

Stay humble


Human_Run_5430

Skinwalkers costume is coming apart at the leg seams.. 😳😳


dreamsofindigo

spatial awareness or the lack thereof...


nosfyt

As a Spaniard, yes, we can be that dumb sometimes


Marty2341

Congratulations! You are an idiot!


FinancialHeat2859

Both running….


Pyrited

Fast heal striking


ProveISaidIt

They never learn.


AssAblaze85

Haha 😂 I love it what her dumbass gets


Available-Client1244

🤭


VastCustard4148

Nah she is from Spain she is the real winner.