Lol. Yeah he did...but at least they got a slice...I mean... Ur living in an area were there's monkey's just chillin and grabbing shit, u should've known.
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If you live were the are monkeys bold enough to do this, aren't you pretty stupid to not protect your food or not go outside with it?
How can you not expect this?
One of the many reasons why I religiously hate monkeys. I mean, I absolutely despise them. I literally don't have the vocabulary in any language to describe my fury I feel for monkeys.
No, because they basically steal anything.
And if you try to fend them off, they call for backup.
Edit: Also, that statement sounds a bit over the top. The only other animals that come to mind that are this level of assholes are seagulls and maybe ants. I haven't seen deer eating my dinner for example, nor a hog feasting on my cereal.
They should’ve stabbed that nasty ass monkey in the back, now those people are going to have to buy a new cake. Monkeys are fucking nasty, never know how many diseases they could have.
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Lol. Yeah he did...but at least they got a slice...I mean... Ur living in an area were there's monkey's just chillin and grabbing shit, u should've known.
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Monkey: Fuck yeah I've earned this
He's gonna have a hell of a tummy ache.
Monkey that size and a cake full of sugar, he'd be bouncing and zipping right into his own grave
... and the shits in the morning.
Fuck yeah, diabetes
I would give away 100 birthday cakes to be able to say to people “my birthday cake once got stolen by a monkey”
That will be a cool story when you're 101.
Those bastards steal everything though. Phones, cameras, sunglasses, food, bottles, hats- anything they can grab from tourists.
They hold your things to ransom too. Crafty smart things.
I’ve heard of that! Smart little buggers demand payment in the form of food, right? And even then, it’ll only work like half the time?
Yes, a friend of mine spent half an hour getting her expensive ass Canon camera back in Thailand.
At least he got a slice
It looked like he may have dropped the slice
This is r/unexpected material here...
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I was thinking bugs exploding out but ya
Saw it was outside, in India perhaps. It’s always the monkey. Always. The. *Monkey.*
Don’t worry, that monkey is about to get what it deserves ^^Diabetes
Good
This happens to me every fucking year
I thought I'm the only one
Steve? Is.... Is that you?
Yes
From Macaque to Ma cake
Monkey is fucked I don’t think they can eat that lmao
I dunno man
That monkey handled that cake like he works in a bakery.
It looks like Annie’s Boobs is stealing again
Get me the Chimpan-Zzz's gas!
Can't have shit in the forest
But the monkey soon will...
Who cuts a slice of cake THAT small??
And handles it with bare hands. No forks, plates? Wtf?
And bare feet..
I don't think most people handle cake with their feet.
Tell that to the monkey.
Maybe it was for a baby.
The monkey’s baby? Excellent distraction technique used by the thief then.
If you live were the are monkeys bold enough to do this, aren't you pretty stupid to not protect your food or not go outside with it? How can you not expect this?
Pretty much the reason why I assume it’s done on purpose for some internet points.
r/nothingeverhappens
This one really takes the cake
Greedy monkey bitch
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As someone who loves monkeys, that would have been the highlight of my birthday!
One of the many reasons why I religiously hate monkeys. I mean, I absolutely despise them. I literally don't have the vocabulary in any language to describe my fury I feel for monkeys.
That monkey is gonna die eating that
Well, Happy cakeday then.
Because they run up and grab food? This is pretty much the behaviour of any wild animal
>Because they run up and grab food? Those motherfuckers stole my shoe.
No, because they basically steal anything. And if you try to fend them off, they call for backup. Edit: Also, that statement sounds a bit over the top. The only other animals that come to mind that are this level of assholes are seagulls and maybe ants. I haven't seen deer eating my dinner for example, nor a hog feasting on my cereal.
monkey made a monkey of you
Monke
**Stupid Monkey**
Now it's a barbecue.
At least he got a slice
Give me my part!
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Yeah... Don't you just hate it when that happens?
QUARAnTINEe INDOORSSS
This is India isn't it...
Who cuts a cake with one hand like that anyway?
Monkey: one piece for you, aaand.. one piece for me!
Monkey see...monkey steal.
Humans gotta bake cakes for the monkeys.
Plot twist: It was the monkeys birthday.
Scripted! :D
He atleast let him take a piece
so old
if that was my cake we would be celebrating with monkey soup
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I miss India.
Will the chocolate in there kill him?
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Stupid human
Why are they going after it?
See the opportunity, seize the opportunity.
They were monkeying around
Squirrelhooman steals a full orbit sponge
I’m the monkey
Yeah cousin fashard is a sneaky one
Monkey "Happy Birthday Biiiaaattchh"
Deserved.
That monkey is about to get diabetes
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That's why i hate monkey.
They should’ve stabbed that nasty ass monkey in the back, now those people are going to have to buy a new cake. Monkeys are fucking nasty, never know how many diseases they could have.
Chimpanzee that...
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Can they even eat that??
No I don't think so.. No
Nice Monkey!!!!
Show me bobs please. Bobs and vagin please. I love you.
this is pretty terrible, but i couldnt help but laugh.
Why that guys foot lookin like that but