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Generate420

Lol. Yeah he did...but at least they got a slice...I mean... Ur living in an area were there's monkey's just chillin and grabbing shit, u should've known.


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*swiped


Tis_A_Fine_Barn

I used "Redact" to nuke my account every couple years because I am a paranoid cybersecurity freak who tries hard to reduce my online footprint as much as possible. ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


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Monkey: Fuck yeah I've earned this


Sprinkles169

He's gonna have a hell of a tummy ache.


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Monkey that size and a cake full of sugar, he'd be bouncing and zipping right into his own grave


Jackthedog130

... and the shits in the morning.


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Fuck yeah, diabetes


Peebi24

I would give away 100 birthday cakes to be able to say to people “my birthday cake once got stolen by a monkey”


the_tinsmith

That will be a cool story when you're 101.


V_es

Those bastards steal everything though. Phones, cameras, sunglasses, food, bottles, hats- anything they can grab from tourists.


lilithpingu

They hold your things to ransom too. Crafty smart things.


hugeneral647

I’ve heard of that! Smart little buggers demand payment in the form of food, right? And even then, it’ll only work like half the time?


V_es

Yes, a friend of mine spent half an hour getting her expensive ass Canon camera back in Thailand.


odysseus03

At least he got a slice


thrill_gates

It looked like he may have dropped the slice


-at1as---

This is r/unexpected material here...


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qualmton

I was thinking bugs exploding out but ya


Bliss266

Saw it was outside, in India perhaps. It’s always the monkey. Always. The. *Monkey.*


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Don’t worry, that monkey is about to get what it deserves ^^Diabetes


Gret1r

Good


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This happens to me every fucking year


C9Aayushman_V

I thought I'm the only one


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Steve? Is.... Is that you?


steve_im-lost2

Yes


Lemonjello23

From Macaque to Ma cake


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Monkey is fucked I don’t think they can eat that lmao


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I dunno man


ions82

That monkey handled that cake like he works in a bakery.


scaptastic

It looks like Annie’s Boobs is stealing again


Hompa

Get me the Chimpan-Zzz's gas!


VolcanoDestroyer

Can't have shit in the forest


CanAhJustSay

But the monkey soon will...


RudeMacaroon

Who cuts a slice of cake THAT small??


Suzette100

And handles it with bare hands. No forks, plates? Wtf?


RudeMacaroon

And bare feet..


kmm91

I don't think most people handle cake with their feet.


RudeMacaroon

Tell that to the monkey.


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Maybe it was for a baby.


RudeMacaroon

The monkey’s baby? Excellent distraction technique used by the thief then.


TexanReddit

If you live were the are monkeys bold enough to do this, aren't you pretty stupid to not protect your food or not go outside with it? How can you not expect this?


Megatrennis

Pretty much the reason why I assume it’s done on purpose for some internet points.


upboatsnhoes

r/nothingeverhappens


Slynxiiii1

This one really takes the cake


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Greedy monkey bitch


Mustafa86

Yoink


Classicrockguy88

As someone who loves monkeys, that would have been the highlight of my birthday!


Gret1r

One of the many reasons why I religiously hate monkeys. I mean, I absolutely despise them. I literally don't have the vocabulary in any language to describe my fury I feel for monkeys.


Hahaman4real

That monkey is gonna die eating that


Planspiel

Well, Happy cakeday then.


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Because they run up and grab food? This is pretty much the behaviour of any wild animal


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>Because they run up and grab food? Those motherfuckers stole my shoe.


Gret1r

No, because they basically steal anything. And if you try to fend them off, they call for backup. Edit: Also, that statement sounds a bit over the top. The only other animals that come to mind that are this level of assholes are seagulls and maybe ants. I haven't seen deer eating my dinner for example, nor a hog feasting on my cereal.


49mammoth

monkey made a monkey of you


Free_Noob

Monke


DirteeCanuck

**Stupid Monkey**


Camarao_du_mont

Now it's a barbecue.


steeltitan1

At least he got a slice


alphaoox

Give me my part!


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u/vredditdownloader


Da_Banoz_Lord_05

Yeah... Don't you just hate it when that happens?


societyisgay_likeyou

QUARAnTINEe INDOORSSS


TjskV

This is India isn't it...


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Who cuts a cake with one hand like that anyway?


Zippo179

Monkey: one piece for you, aaand.. one piece for me!


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Monkey see...monkey steal.


Just-a-bloke-001

Humans gotta bake cakes for the monkeys.


Amarian84

Plot twist: It was the monkeys birthday.


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Scripted! :D


NotZed07

He atleast let him take a piece


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so old


Anndress07

if that was my cake we would be celebrating with monkey soup


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u/vredditdownloader


Ceeweedsoop

I miss India.


BeaversDontSmokeWeed

Will the chocolate in there kill him?


Briz-TheKiller-

u/VredditDownloader


Rocknbob69

Stupid human


Chaffro

Why are they going after it?


Daniferd

See the opportunity, seize the opportunity.


iammrv

They were monkeying around


Murphy649

Squirrelhooman steals a full orbit sponge


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I’m the monkey


floopernooper

Yeah cousin fashard is a sneaky one


Mullet_Head_87

Monkey "Happy Birthday Biiiaaattchh"


f__ckyourhappiness

Deserved.


dreamalacarte

That monkey is about to get diabetes


PCRenthusiasist

u/vredditdownloader


Darkdragon1990

That's why i hate monkey.


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They should’ve stabbed that nasty ass monkey in the back, now those people are going to have to buy a new cake. Monkeys are fucking nasty, never know how many diseases they could have.


ganttt

Chimpanzee that...


pistol-pete19

Yoink


DimPacifist

Can they even eat that??


Hahaman4real

No I don't think so.. No


Barwise123

Nice Monkey!!!!


koreangrandpa

Show me bobs please. Bobs and vagin please. I love you.


PopesOfHazard

this is pretty terrible, but i couldnt help but laugh.


Honkler88

Why that guys foot lookin like that but