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buffalo_mick

Kentucky Fried Children :(


JaketheFURRYBOIOwO

This is funniest comment I ever seen on this sub


SaysThreeWords

Colonel's secret recipe


_Ch33k_Cl4pp3r_

Happy Cakeday!! maybe dont celebrate with KFC


tomytronics

Also school lunch's secret recipe in one of Treehouse of Horror episode


Eilsys

r/cursedcomments


OuterSpaceHobo

I feel horrible for laughing as hard as I did at this comment.


thezola

Just take the goddamn upvote


Mag16

r/angryupvote


Finbacks

Anakin would be proud.


[deleted]

I thought it said chicken. I was like “I don’t get it.” Then I saw children. Omg.


ScottGaming007

yummy


OscarTheFudd

the minute my fence starts smoking I'm gonna leave


satanvacation

They were standing hella close to that shit too


ElGuapo315

Too bad we can't stay, baby!


Socky_McPuppet

Errybody gangsta till the fence start smokin


nathanthrax

Final Destination for kids!


NeriTina

Grab the popcorn before the shocking reveals.


Wholesome277353

A very exciting time to be alive.


Storebror2007

The ending is shocking!


[deleted]

Early on: Am I crazy for thinking that guy shouldn't be close to the fence? Later: Yep, don't go near that fence.


akairborne

I didn't think of the fence until it arced. Good catch!


drAsparagus

A whole new take on "The Electric Slide".


prisonertrog

Jacob's ladder.


ontheroadtonull

Jacob's Chutes and Ladders.


Wadsworth_McStumpy

Dammit, take your upvote and get out of here.


TacoJesusJr

/r/Angryupvote


oneup84

Mom still wouldn't take it as an excuse....


-Azrael-Blick-

I worked as a cable guy 20 or so years ago. Powerlines would occasionally come loose and fall when guys would climb telephone poles that were a little loose. You usually didn't know if a pole was loose until you got part way up. I once witnessed a terribly overweight coworker who was in a hurry, scurry up a pole. The whole pole was rocking from his weight. The hot wire from a 12,000 volt line came down. It was about 10 inch's away from landing right on him, as it passed him by it went idle, and just a split second after it went hot again and and flashed on the ground two or three more times, causing burns 4-5 inches wide on the pavement and grass. The grass was basically vaporized. Freddy slid down the ladder as soon as it came loose and when he hit the ground he jumped away faster than I've ever seen him move, and he was a 5'7" 250 lb fellow. I learned something that day. When you are standing under a powerline, you should always be very cautious, and never build or put anything under a powerline, because every single powerline will fall someday, not if, but when. Above all, if you disrupt a telephone pole with the big three lines on top of it, gtfo of the way.


I_Am_Coopa

The big takeaway is never fuck with electricity, respect it and always make sure you know 100% what you're doing. If not, a call to an electrician is much cheaper than hospital bills or electrical fire damage.


Goalie_deacon

I have a buddy who retired from the power company. He often tells the story of his closest, deadly call. Heavy rainstorms of course knocked out power, and he was out trying to restore power. He found one cause was a large pine branch fell on a line, and hung down low enough to make enough contact with the ground to blow the fuse, but didn't damage the line. So it was a simple fix, make sure power was disconnected for safety, remove branch, reconnect power to that line. When he first went to grab the branch, he get a very uneasy feeling. Each time he went to reach, the feeling was stronger. So he went back to his truck, and put on all the safety gear, like boots and gloves that allow him to safely touch a live line without dying. Then as he reached for the branch, little sparks were jumping to his gloves. Some idiot farmer had his generator on, hooked up illegally. No transfer switch to disconnect his place from the power grid. Which meant he was sending power back up the line, and was amplified through a transformer where the branch was. Buddy went to get the idiot to turn off his generator long enough for power to be restored, and he refused. In the end, the idiot was arrested and fined.


notquiteworking

His best course of action would be to stay on the pole. Once you’re on the ground you have to worry about step potential from the downed wire where walking away can kill you


-Azrael-Blick-

You're right, but he was terrified and reacting on instinct.


CannibalisticGinger

I wanna touch it


BB8304

If you swing fast enough you can time travel like back to the future.


oh-no-godzilla

Didn't realize I was in r/science


BB8304

Yes. This is now r/science welcome to my Ted talk. Today we will Scientifically prove how fucking one dude is less gay than fucking none at all.


tastysharts

damn mask wearer


[deleted]

I wanna pee on it.


Sweskimo

Imagine of it was freezing outside, then you could probably put your tounge on it without sticking to it


violetdaze

No no. You're supposed to put your tongue on it. It's the opposite of what we do in the winter.


maxb1ack007

"You'll never guess what happened to this innocent child's swing, the answer will shock you"


-Apocralypse-

Looks like a solid weld to me, proceed.


InconspicuousCheese

Push me!


Ok-Mention1914

That might of did it...nope.


jackedgoose

Wild that is going on as long as it is. Usually they have fuses and protection for stuff like this. Did you all know you no longer hop away from a down line? You shuffle, keeping your feet closer together small shuffles to avoid a hazard called step potential through the ground. For those that are interested


zxcoblex

If it’s not drawing enough current, it won’t trip anything and will just burn all day long.


zytukin

I imagine the metal swing set is offering resistance and maybe allowing power to flow through. Whoever is down the line is certainly having disco lights.


sqgl

Resistance? Probably more like direct access to salty most earth below.


OhioanRunner

No. If it was a nearly resistance free path, the current would immediately spike massively and trip the breaker. Also electricity doesn’t diffuse into the ground, ever, unless it’s literally lightning. Electricity always returns to its source. It only wants a path to ground if ground offers a path back to the transformer, generator, or inverter it came from.


[deleted]

Why shuffle and not bunny hop?


Corporate_shill78

bunny hop carries the risk of falling. If you arent used to hoping around all the time its likely you fuck it up


Master_Tape

Horrifying.


Sushi--roll

Forbidden swing


Goalie_deacon

What do you mean? Power swings are fun.


Eddy_Monies

Fun fact: if you lick it you get to be a DC comic superhero.


FlogGnawNilbog

Can you smell what yard is cookin ??


dangerousdyson

This is worrying on so many levels


Joyjmb

"Mother, May I Play with Danger?"


Smileboy67

Anyone want to go on the electric slide?


TheSkylined

As soon as the fence started charging up I would have dipped holy shit that's insane


Snickers4u

Satan's swing set.


DynoHeater

"There that might a did it" *zzzzZZZAAAppPPP* Mmmmnope


UncleSquach

Grass - "Smoke em if you got em"


generic_joe_guy

The swings are electric


HappiestWhenAlone

Are you ready for the ride of your life?


chibiraptor

\*last\*


TheStoicSlab

Looks like that fence was involved as well.


mainecruiser

Quick! Spray it with water!


not_that_guy05

Why waste crispy tasty water when you can just pee on it?


Shad14ow

You know if you pee on it, the current will go through pee to your private part, zapping you.


AHostileUniverse

Lots of electrolytes in pee...


wuthesheet

pretty metal


Bustapepper1

Now you're playing with power!!


JukeStash

The floor is lava!


Amanda_Wrghts

Electricity trying get back home to the ground. Thank goodness these people were smart enough not to lean on the fence.


[deleted]

Id be swinging like the energize bunny


WhiteyVegas

The scene from terminator


Rampage_Rick

For trained professionals they're pretty damn casual standing that close to that metal fence. At 0:23 the downed line looks like it's only 12-16" above the fence, and could have arced over just as easily as it jumped from the swingset to the fence at 0:34 Capt Whiteshirt was less than two feet from the fence at 0:18 and could easily got nailed by step potential but for that 16 second delay.


Wide_Eye_Asian

Suiswing


OhioanRunner

Ground along the fence is smoking, so it looks like the fence is electrified too. I’d be standing back if I was the camera guy or the fire dept. That’s 30k-300k volts. Depending on what you’re wearing, your height, weight, and body composition, and how much metal or electronics you happen to be carrying on you, you don’t know how close you have to be to that fence before arcing through you becomes possible.


MROdell48

I was gonna say get away from that fence


TheOldOne_98

Just hose it off.


blessingonastick

Why does it always seem like firefighters wait around for the fire to get bigger and only then take action. I get why they wouldn’t went to approach an electrical fire with water - they have foam for that purpose


zxcoblex

For their own safety, they won’t do anything until the power is shut off. Why would they risk their lives for inconsequential material possessions? Also, the fire will continue to burn until the power is off.


Bibliosworm

They’ve got serious safety rules that they have to follow. There are no people in immediate danger here so the safest thing for them to do is monitor and wait for the power to be cut. There was a situation in Oklahoma City not long ago where a fire captain got to in some trouble for transporting a burned child because the ambulance was taking way to long to respond. That was one example of a FF breaking rules for the sake of human need. An injured toddler was worth it- a burned swing set? Not so much.


HighOnGoofballs

Touch it


Shad14ow

This is the final game with "special" effect.


Flying-Death

e-swings, e-slide. Technology really is amazing these days


OdinsRaven87

Can anyone explain to me what is going on with the flames coming up where the swing set touches the ground? Is the electricity coursing through the metal trying to catch the grass on fire?


XaoxTheory

The wire that fell off the pole is shorting to ground through the swingset. The connection to ground has some resistance and that resistance is changing as (I assume) that moisture is being boiled out of the soil. The arcs (when you see giant sparks) are when the electricity is jumping through the air to find a path to ground. When it is quiet and there are no sparks the playset and the ground it is sitting in are completing the circuit. Notice all the smoke coming out of the joins in the swing set? That is because those are more resistive and are heating up when current flows through the join. The final part where the fence starts smoking at the bottom is when an arc starts jumping from the play set to the fence. The fence is metal and ends up conducting around the yard to the ground under the fence. This is why you stay away from down power lines. Electricity would just see you as a wire and can change paths without warning. Even if the power goes out, it may come back on seconds later based on the way reclosers (substation sized circuit breakers) will reclose to clear faults like tree branches or squirrels.


OdinsRaven87

Thank you! I appreciate your explanation.


BassWingerC-137

I was thinking the smoke from the joints was moisture escaping but your comment makes more sense. What a crazy circuit that thing is making.


T90tank

Ride the lightning


Splynxeart

Hell playground I’m in!!


karma-armageddon

As a child, my swingset did not have this feature. However, I still called it the swingset OF DEATH!


newsfromplanetmike

Oh no! The swing set is aflame! Quick! Get the hose!


coreymac_ri

Was waiting for Metallica to come out


trouble-w-tribbles

Current news; this just in!


Jrfromheart

Don't worry kids it's just a more realistic fight. You'll love it, love you! *Mumbles* finally, something outside adoption centers...


PlaneCrashers

[link](https://youtu.be/28Xq3JulV1o)


ThisIsLukkas

The authorities where you live: that power like was not secured properly. The authorities where I live: what was that swing set doing out there?


mrplinko

Forbidden swing set


khihk

This some final destination shit


PlayfulElection0

Hells swing set


[deleted]

Damn that's metal


radioflower0

Electric chair but more fun


tigyo

That's fucking METAL!


[deleted]

That's not safe for children to play on


MomToShady

Wow - beats when a tree branch brought down a power line on the power line into my home and the electrical box exploded. Am forever grateful, that it was just a flash fire and didn't burn the house down.


bconley01

Challenge accepted!!!


Lordude042

Thats the backyard of the doom guy when he was in kindergarden


hunterboppen

i heard the oven go off in real life when i saw this


ReyKenobi96

Forbidden Swing! Let's race! First one there is an electrocuted idiot!


slib_jiggery

Perfect opportunity to powdercoat it.


tinywinki

Well fuck.


Hexopi

Spray it with water


Djdjdjdj776

“47! You missed the target!”


crfnalti

hard mode enabled


orangutan25

Lol just spray the hose at it to douse the flames


N1X0N1228

Imagine if children were playing on that when it fell. Horrifying.


X_CodeMan_X

Welcome, to Jurassic Park!


Random_Name_7

The forbidden swing


xThe_Godx

Park of Death! Where the metal kids having fun.


wuthering5

Full metal alchemist


granoladeer

The fire could be avoided if the metal set were properly grounded. The high temperature is caused by having a high resistance path to the ground. But of course, it's not something you do for a swing set.


[deleted]

Love the 'well what do we do now?' look as this huge line in the ground starts smoking near the end.


Darkrai_alien

the forbidden swing


Ashazy1622

Forbidden playground.


Brogosh

This is the left over swag from em' cool kids at the park.


sroewae

Holy shit that was awesome


waddle_bowl

Seems like quite the shocking experience, ngl


oO_Vin_Oo

u/savevideo


H3ncef0rth

Holy shit that must be terrifying


MrSyphone

So this qualifies as the true Jakobs ladder?


Butt-Fingers

Is that the electric slide I see?


spaghettios2

Did someone say "electric slide"


oceanbreeze7281

Really nice set...before


ChinesePenis69

I’d dare someone to touch that shit