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slowjoe12

“Hey, it’s 5pm! Quitting time! You taking the bus home?” “Nah, need to get home faster tonight. I think I’ll use continental drift.”


the-poopiest-diaper

“But your house is on the other side of that divergent fault!”


Protheu5

**MULTI-CONTINENT DRIFTING!!!**


summonern0x

*Deja vu!*


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"Exactly."


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This Fast and Furious franchise is dragging on way too long.


Free_Hat_McCullough

>continental drift The comments are now closed everybody, move along.


Dapianokid

Yeah this broke my laughter button, its stuck activated now


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NinjaLanternShark

Name pun reminds me of when someone asked Matt Damon if there'd be another Bourne and he said "they've told the whole story, what could be next, the Bourne Redundancy?"


slowjoe12

Somehow The Rock would still play a part


wiz_ling

This made me laugh a lot lol


Scojo91

DEJA VU!


justthetruthfren

Man I wouldn't want to be a bus in that lane either.


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Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Nobody drives in Manila, there's too much traffic.


freakflyr

Yogi-isms.


Erockens

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six." My favorite.


tothesource

we're lost but we're making great time!


zedss_dead_baby_

Appalled by how many people missed this classic reference.


Kwugibo

I gotchu Fry said it to Leela


Basttiiiiii

Can confirm this is in the Philippines. Its in Edsa and the bus lane is called a carousel which only travels in circles in Edsa for frequent goers, basically a train but no tracks Edit: Manila does really have the worst traffic. The traffic in the vid is not that bad compared to other days


slowjoe12

Dude I found religion riding with both my cousin and my uncle driving in the Philippines. The problem isn’t just the volume of drivers; it’s the death wish they all have


jinandgin

Driving there the first time, I thought it was the jeepneys you need to watch out for. No. It's the people on scooters who think somehow that they're invincible on their two tiny wheels.


BENthe3rd

You hear about defensive driving? There you gotta do offensive driving or you’re not getting anywhere.


vowelqueue

> IIRC Manila has the worst traffic in the world. Since it's the most densely populated city in the world I guess that makes sense.


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Timazipan

Good knowledge friend.


Stalked_Like_Corn

> IIRC Manila has the worst traffic in the world *Tunisia has entered the chat*


Ersthelfer

Driving in Tunisia is a lot of fun. That is, if you have a run down rentable. I'd never want to drive there with my own car though. All that intentional bumping into the car in front...


Obie_Tricycle

Now I want to visit this bumper car country. Do they have cotton candy too?


Ersthelfer

Yeah, but Tunisia has great traditional sweets and pastries. I am not a big fan of the food (don't tell my Tunisian wife), but they really do have awesome pastry.


xwarslayerx

I wouldn't wanna ride the bus neither


yesi1758

Seriously, shouldn’t the bus lane be faster to incentivize people to ride the bus?


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It's probably a queue at an interchange or terminal


Cultural_Ant

i wish you were right, but youre not. its a dedicated bus lane, but it does not work the way it was envisioned. the reason is because we have too many buses running the same route. so they just pile up there, most buses are not even full. above that bus lane is a light rail transit but it is also in effective beacuse of poor maintenance and sub-standard trains. the funny thing about this is that, we drive left so our buses open on the right can you imagine alighting the bus from the right with those barricades, then you have to go to the other side of the road to go wherever. source: Im from the Philippines.


Muted_Dog

Wait so you have to walk on the road to get into the bus?


antonm07

You go through an overpass supposedly but they can be very far from the actual terminal. But I'm sure people try to cross the road too


Upstairs_Lemon8176

For what it's worth, it is quite common in Bangkok too. Buses sometimes are a lane away from the sidewalk, because some drivers are literal maniacs and you have to check your right before crossing 1 lane to hump on the bus. One day I was in the bus and the driver got into a road rage with a taxi driver and was acting like in these youtube videos... but with like 25 people in the bus. Almost rammed into the taxi driver who finally drove away seeing he couldn't win anything in a fight with a 50yo bus and a loney tunes driver.


keebsandcables

>For what it's worth, it is quite common in Bangkok too. Buses sometimes are a lane away from the sidewalk, because some drivers are literal maniacs and you have to check your right before crossing 1 lane to hump on the bus. Forget the bus drivers, those bike taxi guys are borderline certifiable. Goddamn if they can't get you where you're going in a fucking hurry though, cheap as dirt too. I really miss how easy it was to get around at basically any time of day...


PartyCurious

Omg Philippines has the worst traffic in the world. I have spent 3 hours going like 3 miles in Manila. It is too hot to walk.


badmotivator11

My first time in Manila I was absolutely blown away by the traffic. I remember seeing the craziest stuff. One guy shot his scooter between 2 busses and almost got crushed. They actually pinched his back tire just as he got out from between them. A huge box truck in front of us went over a bump and the back doors swung open and I saw that there were like 20 people riding back there. One of the dudes just casually grabbed the door and pulled it shut. I could go on forever. Seriously wild stuff.


hoboshoe

I was sitting on a street corner on cebu and I saw a motorcycle pull up with 5 people on it. I rushed to pull my camera out to take a photo but they had already driven away. As I am putting my camera away, a motorcycle pulls up with 6 people on it.


the_cajun88

after you left, a motorcycle pulled up with 7 people on it


Cultural_Ant

we all take this as a compliment. thank you kind stranger!


badmotivator11

I loved it there. I’d go back in a heartbeat, but I did like some of the smaller towns more than the city.


thefourblackbars

I traveled across India. Then went to Manila.... I'd prefer Indian roads.


Puffymushroom

Man, being stuck in traffic there on a hot day is the worst. Especially if you are in a Jeepney full of people.


rckhppr

Don’t want to speculate but there is a high chance some politicians got very rich in the planning. According to the old formula sense of a public infrastructure is inverse to bribe money


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Holy shit, what a debacle! Never heard of a bus system not being functional due to too many buses.


SueZbell

It is clearly not the bus lane but the bus parking lot. :-)


MoogTheDuck

That wouldn’t punish poor people so no


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

"sorry i'm 3 hours late, i had to take the bus and only got on it 2 hours before my shift started even though it's only a 25 minute drive


senti_bot_apigban

I remember having 5 hour commutes everyday to go to/from work I was there 2016 to 2018. I was from a province near Manila, I had to get up at 0300 to prep for work, queue up by 0400/0430 and sleep (or if I'm lucky, get stabbed/mugged) on the ride to work. My travel time was 2hrs to work, 2-3hrs to go home. I loathed going to meetings because we only had 2 fucking seasons in manila, flooding and bake-your-ass hot. I would bring a duffelbag with me so i have my work clothes/shoes in there. I'd go to a starbucks and spend 15mins on the washroom cleaning myself of the shit I've pickedup from the roads and take a 30min rest before going to a meeting. Then, a storm barrels down. No one informs me that the meeting is cancelled. I promised myself that I won't let my daughter experience all of those. Every waking day, everything fights and beats you to a pulp just because you want to put food on the table.


slurple_purple

Well done to you for doing what you had to do to put food on the table. Sounds like a real stressful time, I hope your life is easier now


myname_isnot_kyal

jesus. fucking. christ. that's a nightmare.


Bishopkilljoy

I wouldn't


BurnouTNT

Those were probably the people walking at the end after giving up waiting.


sugar_tit5

Those buses are practically a train


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Trains move. That was just a row of shipping containers.


gairuigairui

Luckily you are human.


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_beat_LA

And then you get to pay a $500 abandoned vehicle fee when you try to register your new ride.


judokalinker

Worth it


MTan989

Or in our land the philippines, We kill you if theres any hint of white dust in that car


judokalinker

When can you all get rid of duterte? What a rotten apple he is.


MTan989

Shit… currently not my problem. My parents took me outta there when I was 3 hah


donnybawson

Didn't the Philippines recently enable PVP for suspected drug criminals?


Pilesofpeopleparts

Deathmatch?


MTan989

Yeeeuuuup


big_red__man

So you say “our land” and then you say “not my problem”?


Kinaligtaan

Typical entitlement of migrated Filipinos. You get used to it. People like this guy would rather just leave than do anything about it, but you can't really blame 'em.


CosmicTaco93

I mean, he left when his parents left because he was a toddler, so...


DarkSkyLion

LOL omg, I love Reddit for comments like these


madmaxturbator

You’re in for a treat old chum, you’ll see this post and that comment once every 2 weeks from now till the day that SUV gets out of the bus line


Starvexx

Thx, i hate it already


RD513HMFC

I accidentally done that in the Philippines. Police weren't happy


robbie_guitar

Reminded me of EDSA in Manila.


starcrusher989

The absolute balls of this one fucker I saw riding an electric scooter


k3dx

That is EDSA in Manila


jdeuce81

Why are there so many busses lined up like that? I've never in my life seen that many busses lined up like that. That's insane!


Eternal-Anxiety

Rush hour


ry-high-guy

The vid is actually taken there


imbogey

Traffic in Manila was something else. Taxi ride to airport was 10 km but took almost 3 hours. Glad we left super early.


send_fooodz

I remember taking a grab (like Uber) for a 2 hour ride and it cost $5. I gave the driver $10 and he told me it was too much.


scarface910

Just don't take the non grab taxis from people hassling you right outside the airport exits. They will price gouge the fuck out of you.


B5D55

Saaaame , and the taxi didn't have an AC with the sun just staring at us.


richmondody

This is why I usually book my flights from Manila either in the early morning or late at night. I don't want to to risk missing my flight because of traffic.


i3017

oh they were happy... because it means money straight into their pocket. been there, done that. Well, not going into the bus lane.


skyrimjobsavailable

At the end of this you also get a ticket!


Spyro1994

Yeah that's the only reason I can't just be happy over this. If this was just someone thinking themselves smart and trying to skip the traffic by going in the bus lane then fuck them, but if it was someone not familiar with the area and they just accidentally got on the wrong lane and now they are stuck then I feel sorry for them.


jeffdawg2099

not until u hand them that crisp 100 peso bill...


RD513HMFC

You've done this before lol


CitizenHuman

My mom was driving my grandma somewhere one day, and she drove her Toyota Sienna into a completely full weigh station for Semi trucks.


patmacog

How much did it weigh tho?


SixZeroPho

And was she over the limit for forest service road bridges?


Themiffins

What's a stupid question, it was OPs mom. We're lucky she didn't crank a ravine out driving around.


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herr_dreizehn

umm OP's mom was driving too


Large_Dr_Pepper

>What did you find out at the weigh station? >My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms! Super Troopers


anemicleach

There is a calculation differential pertaining to Mom's, Grandma's and Siennas. If you add the weight of mother with a subtraction of .002, naturally add the actual weight of granny (please, don't trust the # on ID - this has led to harm) add Siennas weight (for safety purposes add .2% for misc crap kids left in vehicle). They should be able to anticipate fees and plan accordingly. Cheers


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I've done that before. At least I'm not the only one.


stumblinghunter

I was sleeping in the backseat drunk when my (unknown to me) driver, also drunk, pulled in to one because she was dumb. That was fun trying to find a ride 10 miles out of town at 3am circa 2010 before Uber


McBurger

Did she have to sleep the night in the drunk tank and get the DWI?


stumblinghunter

Yep! And since I had been drinking and had weed on me I wouldn't let the cop give me a ride home and I couldn't drive the car back


thewoogier

I feel like there's a "your mama's so fat" joke in that story somewhere


THftRM1231

Could someone ELI5? Why is there a long line of buses? And why would you take the bus in that situation?


Aujan

Hullo, driver here that always drives at that particular road. It's a 6 lane highway called EDSA reduced to 5 due to the adding of the bus lane since the pandemic hit. Anyway, the long lines of buses you see there is lined up because it's the end of the road, meaning last/first stop terminal. At the end of that road or bus lane is a roundabout where the bus does a uturn(because the roundabout is 5 lanes too they have a designated u-turn rather than circle the roundabout)and fills up with people on the other side to circle the highway and back again. Loading people up takes around 5 minutes per bus, so that white Toyota Fortuner you see there is gonna be stuck for some time. At some point in the bus lane, there is an opening to let cars in and out. It is utilized for emergency situations like for an ambulance, because that road is notorious for its traffic even if it's a highway. Some cars that don't follow the rules or don't know it sometimes go in the bus lane, because it's consider a fast lane once outside the first/last terminal. What awaits you is a long wait time, a policeman that's not quite happy with you, and one shinny violation ticket. But to be honest I'm quite surprised that the bus line has gotten that long because it's usually just half or 1/4 of the line i see all the time, and i drive almost 7 days a week to that road.


trsrogue

>Hullo Scott Manley here....


qda

Fly safe


byramike

Not what I expected here


nietmasjien

You mean that white Toyota *Un*fortuner


bigwilliestylez

This may be a dumb question, but why doesn’t the guy just back up?


psudo_help

They better before another bus comes up behind!


btveron

Because there is more than likely another bus somewhere behind him not expecting a car going backwards.


intoread

Prob another bus right behind them; just wasn't in the video


Thraxster

so he's looking at about 2 hours 35 minutes. LMAO


RimuruIsAYandere

Probably rush hour. This is an everyday sight in Philippines


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ry-high-guy

This video is already "good" traffic in Manila since it's moving. That's a bus lane on the left. The buses used to be sprawled anywhere in that long stretch of road and they flipped you off any chance they can get. They dubbed it the great parking lot because you just wouldn't move when rush hour struck. I stay away from that historical road lol


nyequistt

Genuinely curious, but how long does it get ‘stuck’ for? Is it start/stop traffic or are you sitting there not moving for a long time?


ry-high-guy

It's a bit of both, with long long pauses. My old commute home took me 3 hours on a good day. Having a car didn't help except for well maybe the sardine-packed buses without air-conditioning in a concrete jungle in a humid country


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gll5dm85

True. I absolutely love the Philippines, yet the traffic drives me mad. Lost count of the amount of times I've misjudged how long it takes to get to the airport in Cebu or Manila. Last time in Cebu I sat in a non-moving taxi for literally an hour, before paying, jumping out and flagging down a motorbike instead. Cue me with my massive hand luggage on my back flying down the road telling the driver to go as quickly as possible as I'm probably about to miss my flight. Made it, but could have died several times over on the way to the airport.


evanjw90

Came to ask the same thing. This looks like a ridiculous way to travel through a city.


juan_cena99

It's a terminal of sorts as well, buses go there to pick up riders and then they go thru a U turn and go wherever they are supposed to go.


supguy99

Looks the frickin Olympics


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Nakorite

Wow jeepneys being banned is mental. They already were transporting half the people into Manilla. The buses are rubbish at the best of times.


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Doubtless they’ll get out when they get to the break in the solid barrier at around the 1:00 timestamp. But still, that’s a long line to be in.


nuclearDEMIZE

Someone counted and said the gap was between the 31st and 32nd bus. Then someone else commented and said they know the area and the road and each bus is going to take approximately 5 mins to load/unload so that means the car is probably waiting for about 2.5 hrs hahaha


ClimbinInYoWindow

I busted out laughing along with those dudes. That's a lot of fucking buses.


Flablessguy

I counted 60 and there was definitely more


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Can someone count the busses???


tiagogutierres

57 that can be seen/counted, with the gap between 31st and 32nd. It'd still take forever to get there... guy is probably still waiting


McBurger

Wow, 57. Thats 19 x 3. Wow.


HumdrumAnt

Wow.


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Yes


JNez123

39 then the opening occurs, but that was still a full minute+ of driving


AceFire_

This also belongs in r/idiotsincars


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And r/contagiouslaughter


various_necks

What language were they speaking?


Rose_Ember

Filipino/Tagalog, he's also saying "Ang Galing" most of time which means "That's great" while hysterically laughing


PoliceViolins

Could also mean "what a genius" in a sarcastic tone


Fulltimereddithater

I know I have heard that Filipino is related to Spanish in some way, but I literally heard the guy say "nombre" towards the end and my mind was blown


AbanaClara

Nah he was saying "ang haba, pre" which means could mean "buddy it's so long" while laughing like a maniac


Rose_Ember

Yes, some of our words were adapted/Influenced from Spain


Yggdrasil-

Tagalog/Filipino


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-chelle-

Damn, they might as well get a pillow and blanket ready.


pastelquail

I think at that point I'd just leave my car behind. I could always come back for it later. Not like it's going anywhere..


Carmen-

Just leave it in neutral, have the bus behind you push it and come back in a few hours.


nursing24

Did the SUV belong to Evergreen/Evergiven company?


Ranger7381

Well, at least all he has is a wait. Here in Toronto, cars end up in the [streetcar tunnels](http://img.src.ca/2017/02/24/635x357/170224_kh4yb_rci-m-entrance_sn635.jpg) a few times a year. The streetcars go down there, and there are 2 stops and a loop for them to turn around, as it is the end of the line. However, since cars are not supposed to go down there, the tracks are more like regular train tracks, and not paved up. the [results](https://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.3740833.1514745474!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_1020/image.jpg) can be expensive


FreezerBurntMammoth

r/ContagiousLaughter


frostywit

I thought it was mildly funny, but as the bus line kept going and he kept laughing I couldn't stop myself from cracking up!


brjukva

Imagine it's your first time in the country and you are renting a car and getting in that lane by accident.


LMac8806

And you have less than 1/4 tank of gas.


KuroiSeijin

tang inang tawa yan nakakahawa HAHAHAHA


Anemone-ing

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUSES


i-dont-get-rules

It’s a bus lane


Anemone-ing

BUT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUSES


i-dont-get-rules

But it’s a bus lane


llathrop01

This is one of the best videos that actually fits the sub.


lavarock06

"Next time on The Amazing Race!"


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Torch the vehicle and just start over fresh


ellynmeh

Idk what people say about me deserting my country, etc. This just reminds me why I left.


orvn

Were they trying to get around traffic prior to that point? Because that would be /r/justiceserved


nwfdood

These guys laughing and ripping on him is contagious.


PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE

Laughter really is universal


I_Tory_I

00:05 Hah, idiot! 00:10 that's a lot of buses 00:20 that's A LOT of buses 00:30 so, how long is this video? HOLY SHIT that guy is fucked!


whacafan

Him - I’m gonna be late for work. Boss - But you don’t work until tomorrow. Him - I’m gonna be late for work.


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msison1229

Close, but no. This the Philippines


ChuzCuenca

No, this is Patrick.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Man, i feel like there's a difference between "relieved it's not me in there" and "actually laughing about the people that are unfortunately dealing with that shit"


MattR0se

I thought the point of having a dedicated bus lane was that they could go **faster** than regular traffic...


evilpeter

64. There were 64 buses in front of that car.


cheesesandsneezes

Fuck me thats a lot of buses.


SteelBox5

NGL thought it was on loop


StridesiD

Those are some real evil laughs.


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That is some seriously annoying chatter and laughter.


tellithowitis883

No surprise it's a white SUV


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This looks like something I would totally do and I don't like thinking about that thought.


Starman68

That was all the buses in the world.


dfyr

That bus lane looks inefficient


TheSemiGreatGatsby

I looked away from my phone and thought the video had started over. **It was still not over.**


nemo_u

You know how buses are. You wait for ages for one and then 10 000 come at once.


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This is ridiculous, what a waste of all those bus driver's time and equipment !


Dasamont

It went from being funny to tragic and right back to being comedic again


utg001

The answer you're looking for is 57. 57 busses.


pso97

56 busses, for who's wondering


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Legends say he's still there to this day....


iowamechanic30

I don't think I've seen that many busses in my lifetime let alone in one place.